[Comprehensive] Is that woman sick?

I was bullied by that guy, Nakamura Aoi, she learned my great rumor-making skills to deal with me, and made me spurned by everyone.

The thing started from the day I fought her and crushed her unilaterally. I used the video recording function of my mobile phone to record her crying and put it into the music metronome to synthesize a piece of music. With the rhythm of the music, I danced samba on the battlefield.

Aoi Nakamura went crazy when she saw it, and opened six or seven passages through the dimension. She probably thought that she couldn't beat me but could suck me to death.

I let her suck, it would be even better if I could leave this retarded world.

Then, as I wished, I traveled again, and this time I was sucked into the Warring States Period of Japan, an era when even nobles could only eat salted fish.

Nakamura Aoi said that she thought of a way to get revenge on me, that is to keep making rumors about me, for example, I killed a person of an ethnic group and didn’t know how to repent of my crimes. The image has been passed down from generation to generation.

I think she is already mentally retarded, and what is even more retarded is that she made a rumor out of thin air that the group I slaughtered was called the Smurfs?

"You look like a retard right now, I mean it."

"You killed the Smurfs, and you killed my best friend, Smurfel! Oh, what a cruel woman, you did all this for delicious blueberries."

Seeing her self-indulgent appearance, I became angry: "Your sister Lan! Are you a badass, this is the place where you find blueberries for me in this age?! It's okay, needless to say, I'm going to the other side of the sea One side, although that side is also ancient, but at least there is meat to eat."

She looked at me with a ferocious face, and then her face returned to calm. There was movement in the grass. Suddenly, a few people dressed in very ancient clothes appeared, probably servants or something, because I saw them kneel down to Nakamura , and said in his mouth: "Princess, we have been looking for you for a long time, where did you go?"

Oh, it seems that this is another world that she came to in advance.

"I'm really sorry. I wanted to walk around, but I got lost. Take me back now. I still haven't finished writing the novel. You said I named the heroine as——" Hearing Nakamura I was stunned by what Aoi said to the old servant.

What she said was my name.

My original, real name.

Because of her, I remembered that my name was not Bie, but because on the first day I came to this world, my name was blocked by the system. No matter who sees my name, it will be displayed as beep.

If I wanted to stop her from asking something, but stopped asking questions, and asked me to lower my head to ask this woman a question, wouldn't her posture drag me to the sky?

The name is just a code name, nothing to care about!

Aoi Nakamura didn't even look at me and got into the sedan chair carried by the group of people, leaving me standing blankly on the grass, not knowing where I was going.

go back?where?

Even if I have a heart that can take me across worlds, there is no place for me to stay.

But...why do I think so much!How about love!I just want to be myself, be free!Let that woman go ahead and spread rumors!I don't believe that the novel written by her can become a masterpiece through the ages!

Thinking so, I walked in the opposite direction from where Nakamura left in the sedan chair.

During the period, I caught a few goblins. The Warring States period was really interesting. There were all kinds of goblins. For example, a tree stump became a spirit, so I caught it as a stepping stone for me. For their finances, civet cats let them all turn into old ladies to help me touch porcelain.

In the beginning, there were disobedient goblins, but after I used a substitute to absorb the vitality of the forest to wither and die and bring them back to life, the goblins began to obey me, and sometimes gossip together. The daughter of the nearby city lord wrote a novel , about how a woman named - viciously slaughtered the Smurfs and made them extinct.

The goblins talked with relish in front of me, "So a long time ago, there was a group of friendly blue dwarves who lived in a very secluded and isolated place, but because a woman greedily wanted to eat fruit, they started They were enslaved to pick wild fruits, and all those who resisted were trampled to death by that evil woman. Unexpectedly, they were rebelled by Princess Nakamura Aoi, who was sworn sister with Sister Lanmei..."

"That's enough of you! Don't bring such a mentally retarded thing to me. I can't even see or hear you. Otherwise, I'll let you experience the feeling of pulling your pants and bleeding!" He snatched the novels in the hands of the monsters and began to read them.

This novel is quite thick. I don’t know how this woman wrote so many words in such a short time. When I turned to the first page, there was a line of words written on a blank page: The motivation that prompted me to write down was to—— — the hatred of the real events recorded.

God TM real event!

I continued to read. The story was about a princess named Aoi Nakamura who accidentally ran to a fairyland on earth when she was out for fun. The people there were all blue dwarfs. The princess named them Blue. Elf, the Smurfs like to eat a kind of blue fruit called blueberry. The fruit is sweet and delicious, and the juice will splash out when biting in the mouth. The princess ate this delicious food because of hunger, but was caught by the Smurfs During this period, the princess and Sister Lan formed a deep friendship, and Papa Lan forgave the princess and accepted her generously.

Suddenly one day, an evil woman came here, she was greedy, ugly and ignorant, with white straw-like hair, gray eyes, drooling when she saw the blueberries that the Smurfs had been relying on for a long time, she hoped that all the good things here Everything is hers.

It is impossible for the princess to agree with this woman's proposal and organize the Smurfs to become warriors, but due to the disparity in power, that woman is too powerful, and she trampled all the Smurfs to death! ! !

I threw this book away, what the hell was written!Totally slander!Such low-level rumors cannot be believed by people with mental retardation.

"That white-haired woman is terrible!! But look at the portrait at the back, doesn't it look a bit like our boss? Could it be her sister?"

"It's possible, how sad our boss should be, having such a sister."

I secretly looked at the portrait in the monster's hand, and my anger boiled up, that Aoi Nakamura was so bad at writing novels!Why are your drawing skills so full? It’s still character sketching. Where did you find the pencils in the Warring States Period?It's still printed.

I get it, this woman cheated, she left this world for some modern world, sketched me, and brought countless printouts of my portrait.

What about this TM!Do you want to work so hard!

You can travel through time, so can I, so I went back to the main world, put on makeup and disguised myself, and created a book in seven days, and then I returned to the Warring States Period with about a thousand books, In order to publicize, I spent a lot of money to buy Kikyo, a witch from the village next door, to endorse my book. It was said to be an endorsement, but it was actually two pieces of gold sent to Kikyo Shrine. The maiden was very grateful to me and wanted to do something for me. , I spread rumors as if the princess in the nearby city had recently become enchanted. Kikyo said that she hadn't read that book yet, and that it was only popular among monsters and commoners.

I patted my shoulder and called Kikyo to follow me to the city.

A popular witch followed, and everyone became more friendly to me. I distributed my book to them and talked about the princess' misunderstanding.

Nakamura Aoi knew that Houqi's nose was crooked, so she invited Kikyo!After learning about this, she immediately got the new novel.

This story tells that the princess and the white-haired woman were originally a pair of good friends. After they made an appointment, they must find the legendary Taoyuan Township to improve the country, but unexpectedly, the white-haired woman found the place where the Smurfs were She fell in love with Smurf Smurf, and in order to get Papa Smurf's approval, she picked more blueberries than anyone else. Suddenly, one day, the white-haired woman heard a bad news that the Smurfs were actually related to this land. Bundled together, and now this land is starting to run out of resources, and soon everyone will die, the white-haired woman bids farewell to everyone and leaves Taoyuan Township to find a way to save the Smurfs. During this period, the princess came unexpectedly, and the Smurfs knew After the princess became Baifa's good friend, she treated her as a relative. She also became a sworn sister with Smurf. As the days passed, the Smurfs became weaker and weaker. She found a way to save the Smurfs, but it was too late. She discussed the countermeasures with the princess. The princess decided to follow her original idea and take away the blueberries full of power. Just a drop of blueberry juice can make a person live for a whole day. They are all in a full stomach, so that everyone in the country can have enough food. This is her childhood dream, but if the blueberries are taken away, the Smurfs will die faster. She is caught between the two worlds. Baifa had a fight, Baifa was unwilling to sacrifice his friends, but the princess had no choice! !She is a princess!For the sake of this country, the only choice is to end the life of the Smurfs as soon as possible.

The last page reads: Copyright © James Cameron 'Avatar'.

"No, no, no!!!! This is my story! This is plagiarism!" Nakamura Aoi shouted and opened the dimensions, went to a world very close to the main world, finished watching Avatar, and then angrily ran out of the cinema.

In the Warring States Period, after I finished telling my story, the monsters cried bitterly and said that the protagonists are so pitiful that it is really difficult to choose.

I applied the Avatar routine according to the story written by Aoi Nakamura, and then sold it to James Cameron who traveled through the post-world to let him shoot Avatar.

Ha ha!Nakamura is so mad, let's see whose story has the most influence!

After a few days of silence, I accompanied Kikyo to fight monsters everywhere, but when I wasn't paying attention, Kikyo had sex with a monster! !

That guy's name is Inuyasha, with long white hair, two cute ears, wearing fiery red clothes all over his body, and he is very smelly. He is the kind of student who goes to school to destroy things just to attract other people's attention and care about him.

I don't think these two people are worthy, and I said it in front of the monster, but I was chased and beaten by him.

Then one day, one night, when I was sneaking up to ambush the monster in the grass, I saw a man like white moonlight, with long silver hair, bright eyes, and the temperament of a nobleman. His big tail fluttered and fluttered in the air with him, and these dots hit my heart instantly like an arrow. I left behind the swindling monster nest I had finally created, and walked in his direction recklessly. , even the river can't stop my heart.

Kikyo looked for Beep the next day and found that his friend left without saying goodbye. Inuyasha smelled a familiar smell.But doesn't Sesshomaru hate humans the most, even though that woman doesn't look like humans at all.

"Sesshomaru is very dangerous... that woman won't die." Inuyasha said what was in his heart.

"It's not too late to save her, Inuyasha, can you track Bee's scent?"

"Of course, leave it to me!"

I chased the male god like Kuafu day after day, from night to day when the sun came out, the male god finally stopped flying, and he found me.

"Human, what do you want to do." The male god landed on the ground not far from me, staring at me with enthusiasm (disgust).

I was wet, sweaty and muddy, and I pulled out a smile that I thought was super good-looking and didn't want to look too idiotic: "Hey hey, you are so handsome."

The male god pulled out a green whip from nowhere, and whipped me without saying anything. The temptation was too great. I couldn't control myself. I resisted two poisonous whips and hugged him on my chest, crazy Inhaling his body fragrance.

I really want to be an idiot.

"Low/basic human being, get out of here."

I stepped away from him and looked at him as if he was angry with me and scolded me.

I want to find a way to save my image. I don’t know if he has read the book I wrote, and if he knows about the fight between me and Aoi Nakamura a while ago, it’s best not to be known by that woman.

After thinking about it, I thought of a way.

It's okay to rape//rape him.

The author has something to say: This article should be almost finished, the main text should have no CP, and finally I will write a story about other worlds, that is, what will happen if the heroine follows him.

Do I want to write a second part or something? I feel that I have been in love with Bee after writing for so long. If there is a second part, I will write a comprehensive film or something. The superhero heroine forced to live in Deadpool's house And threatened him to draw himself back or something, or write that the heroine came to an underground fried chicken shop, and was discovered by Captain America, because Dr. Banner in the Avengers always had intermittent epilepsy because of eating that fried chicken, Everyone was so scared that he was going to transform.

Let's finish this first, hey.