[Comprehensive] Is that woman sick?

The male god failed, but Nakamura Aoi came again.

Be honest for a few days, is this going to cause trouble for me again?

I saw her running towards me in modern clothes, yelling: "You are not allowed to defile Sesshomaru!!!"

"Shut up, okay! This is not the time for you to destroy the Prince of Tennis!" I retorted, the miraculous era of the Prince of Tennis was for her, and it was all her fault that the good boy didn't think about his future dreams every day and instead fought all kinds of things. !

"Okay, okay, I see, let's truce, I beg you, I beg you to take me to the main world, I don't ask for anything else, I have spied on what the system did to you before, you I didn’t have a brain before, but now I have it, which means that my situation can be changed with the help of external forces, please tell me how you did it.” When Aoi Nakamura stopped me from speaking, the male god flew away again up.

I waved my hand impatiently: "What are you doing in the main world? Who are you going to seduce? Let me tell you, don't let the people I know become crazy people who only know love! Especially Jotaro, you'd better not seduce he!"

"It was all for the mission before, how many times have I said it! You don't believe me because of the mission I did before! It's not fair at all!"

"Aren't those of you who rely on falling in love to buy people's hearts to complete the mission just to play with others in the palm of your hand? Use lies to pile up lies, and none of them are true."

"Speak as if you have experience."

Resented by her words, I angrily opened the dimensions of the main world, pointed at her and said, "Go! If I find out that you seduce someone I know, I will kill you and make it into chili sauce. Stuffed in a bum's ass!"

She gave me a grateful look, and I followed her in to monitor her.

Since the Holy Grail War, everyone thought I was dead, and there was no body. The Kujo family held a funeral for me. People I knew and didn’t know all came. There were some clothes in the coffin. Taro knew that it had something to do with DIO, so he secretly made up his mind to continue to find out about DIO.

Even Yinglan's people came, and Mao Ze, who was humiliated by my words, has become a normal person. According to him, what I said and did to him that day made him suffer. A little stimulation, a determination to change.

Ichinose Takumi and Okazaki Shinichi also came.

"I didn't expect her to have a car accident."

"Yes, she is usually so strong."

That's right, the magicians teamed up to brainwash all the people around Fuyuki who knew about the Holy Grail incident. Except for Jotaro and the others, they only knew that a catastrophe destroyed Fuyuki, and I was hit by a car and died.

The time we went back was after the funeral. At this time, Avatar was a big hit in the world. We only saw such a big poster pasted on the top of our heads. Nakamura Aoi looked at me angrily at the poster, then took a deep breath and calmed down. , told me she was going to find a way to get her body back to normal.

And I, because I didn't dare to go back to Kujo's house, I was too timid, so I went to Sawada Tsunayoshi first.

This guy has recently made friends who are just as useless as himself, named Guli Yanzhen. They are also a group of people who have not been brainwashed by magicians. Before going to Kujo's house, I went to find him something to calm down.

Then they were taken aback by my sudden appearance, Sawada thought it was a ghost, ran away, and was kicked away by Reborn.

"Oh, that's how things are, so I didn't die, the first thing I came back was to find you, be happy, Sawada!"

"...It was frightening..." He said weakly.

I laughed and asked, "What will happen to me ten years from now?"

reborn showed a sinister smile: "Ten years later, even if the time and space are different, it should be said that you are still you. After you left, you voluntarily joined Pengo Lie and took your daughter with you. Your daughter also treated her father Been poisoning with his male lover for a long time, because you killed someone directly with a weapon and had a fight over it."

"Fuck, my daughter is so hung up? It sounds good. Do you want me to give birth to her in advance?"

After visiting Vengley, I went to find Shinichi Okazaki again.

His band is getting more and more popular. Looking at the boy playing the guitar on the stage, I remembered what I once said to him. It was because of him that I joined the Transfiguration Meter. However, am I really going too far.

Then say sorry to him.

I bought a bouquet of flowers, put the letter I wrote inside, and added a necklace. I covered myself tightly and pretended to be a fan and gave it to Shinichi Okazaki.

It was getting darker and darker, and I walked towards Fuyuki City.

I met Emiya Kiritsugu.

I saw this man sitting decadently in a Japanese-style courtyard and smoking a cigarette, followed by a little red-haired boy, calling for a partner of justice or something.

What's the matter with this guy?If you are sick, if your righteous partner is broken, go poison the children.

I pushed the gate of the courtyard and shouted: "There is no such thing as a partner of justice. Wake up, child!"

Seeing me coming, Emiya Kiritsugu was as surprised as everyone else, then he popped out his weapon and looked at me vigilantly and asked, "Are you not dead?"

"So you haven't been brainwashed by magicians, that's great, but let me tell you, don't indoctrinate children with strange things, okay? You are a big loser in life, so don't hurt the children."

The red-haired little boy defended me angrily: "Kiritsugu is not a loser! I just want to be a partner of justice like Kiritsugu! This is my dream!"

Kiritsugu reluctantly asked Shirou to go back to his room first.

I felt that these two people seemed to be poisonous, so I said hello and left.

Afterwards, my mobile phone was called repeatedly. After the performance, Okazaki opened the letter and called me. He hoped to meet me again.

I found the bar according to the address, and I saw him and other members of the band drinking and celebrating here, so I walked over to find a place to sit down.

Shinichi Okazaki held the letter, approached me with a smile and said, "What do you mean? Are you pretending to be dead? And have you dyed your hair?"

I replied as a matter of course: "Apologies to you, I said some very harsh words to you before, I am really sorry, now I want to live a good life and an honest person, and I am not dead, please go to my funeral .”

"So this time it's because you feel guilty? It's really not your style." Okazaki took me away from the others, went to a small corner to talk, and ordered a glass of wine. He seems to be as old as me.

Hearing his eccentric words made me sit on pins and needles and was very embarrassed. I thought of a way to sing a song for him on stage and leave as soon as possible.

Thinking of this, I walked onto the stage, grabbed an electric guitar and played the dynamic 3-minute song of Tokyo Incident.

"Hey, I'll sing a song for someone else, and I'll leave when I'm done. Don't pull me, bartender. It doesn't matter if you call the security."

I sang while playing the guitar, and when I finished singing, I came down to leave, but a guy who called himself a manager stopped me and refused to let me go, and tried to give me a business card to get to know me.

I took the business card and was about to leave the bar. Okazaki Shinichi followed me, he hugged me, and said, "I thought you were really dead."

Seeing his enthusiasm gave me a little heart, hugged him back, and exchanged a new mobile number, Okazaki Shinichi's fb re-followed me.

And when I went back in the middle of the night, I found that the empty house was still lit. When I entered the door, everyone gathered in the living room. After I opened the door, I found that everyone was not surprised at all.

Nakamura Aoi sat next to Jotaro.

She waved her hand and said to me with a smile: "I didn't expect you to be so cowardly, but I have already spent the afternoon telling your family about you, including how you plagiarized my work and sold it to Came without authorization." Long part."

Is this girl sick?

Hari started crying when she saw me, Joseph comforted her, Jotaro sat there seriously, and there was a middle-aged man I didn't know.

"Haha, I'm Kujo Sadao, your uncle. I've performed all over the world and haven't come back."

When Joseph heard this, he became dissatisfied: "Hmph, what an out-of-the-ordinary man."

Afterwards, Jotaro told Hari and Kujo Sadao to go back to the house to tidy up Beep's room, and when they left, he asked me, "Did you meet DIO?"

I started to tell about the battle to the people present: "Yes, that DIO is from a parallel world, he went to heaven, his whole body is purple, and he has the ability to speed up time besides time suspension. The ability given by his friend who helped him, I also saw the secret words of going to heaven in the mafia computer, that is Jotaro, you peeked at the one in DIO’s diary, it was very tricky, I almost died when I matched him, thanks to my previous Once again pierced by a golden arrow, my stand-in ABBA became stronger than before, to destroy and heal, I need to absorb the same amount of life force and convert it into my own to heal the wound, which is why the whole Fuyuki turned into scorched earth."

Joseph thought for a while: "This is troublesome, let's not talk about the golden arrow, according to what the DIO in the parallel world said, there is another person who has been assisting him, and the DIO in our world has been defeated. Then his accomplice will definitely hide in the dark and plan revenge and implement his plan, this person is very dangerous!!"

Aoi Nakamura chimed in: "I know who it is, Enrique Pucci." When she said that, we all looked at her.

I wondered: "How do you know? Is this also an anime? Then who is the protagonist? It can't be Jotaro, right? I hope it's me."

"Actually, the protagonist of each movie is different. The protagonist of the third movie is Jotaro-kun."

I heard her calling Jotaro intimately, and I felt uncomfortable. Could it be that this is the kind of plan to behave better than me and slowly take your place?

I pointed at her nose and said, "How long have you known Jotaro, don't make it seem like you are a family."

She glanced at me disdainfully.

I think this is a provocation to me. This woman has always been narrow-minded, and she is definitely planning a way to defeat me.

Jotaro broke the atmosphere of our confrontation, and said to me: "Since you're back, you should stay well. We'll talk about DIO later, and you don't have to worry about it from now on."

I asked dissatisfied: "Why! I am already very strong now!"

He answered me with a smirk: "Because I have the protagonist Lucky EX aura."

After hearing this, Nakamura Aoi wanted to say something, but it was swallowed again.

It can't be said that these auras will disappear after the number of parts is changed, and because there is no butterfly effect in the original book, the protagonists will die in various ways.

This woman is really unbelievable. Although she is annoying, she is so powerful that people look forward to it. She is always so unexpected.

Probably this is why she was selected and favored by the system.

The next day, Jotaro went through the admission procedures for me. I don't know why he was able to go through the admission procedures for me as a minor, so I became a junior of Jotaro Kakyoin.

They are like parents. After Joseph returned to the United States, they took me to the psychiatric center to re-evaluate my mental state.

"I know she's sick, as long as she can go to school." Jotaro said to the doctor.

All the previous appraisals made by the system to evade legal pursuit were all invalidated. Although I have severe paranoia, abnormal brain nerve center and mild depression, I have no other problems.

For this reason, Kakyoin also persuaded me: "If those previous appraisals are still there, then you will not be able to do anything in this life. At least finish university and work hard together."

Since when has Kakyoin been so sunny?

Since then, I have lived the life of the three of us going to and from school together. When I first went to school, I was rumored to be a terrible bad girl because of my hair color problem. Bah, bad girls are not as good as I am.

Then during the school festival, a guy came to our class because he failed to pursue a girl in the class, so he brought his servants to the maid shop in the class to make trouble.

That guy is still the son of the gang boss, and he grabbed the girl arrogantly and wanted to pull him away. I, who was 1.7 meters tall and wearing a maid skirt, kicked the group of people away. Together, he spit out a mouthful of phlegm by the way.

After this incident, girls began to warm up to me, and they no longer just eat with Jotaro Kakyoin for lunch. Jotaro knew that I had made friends, but he was worried and told me that it should be serious.

Does this guy think I'm a gorilla! ! !

Mr. Yin'er, a loan shark, also found me. He said that the repayment date had passed for a long time, and I had no news, so he brought someone directly to find me.

I handed him two gold coins as payment of the debt.

Yin Er was very happy, because the value of the gold coins was far more than the money I borrowed, and he asked me in a good voice if I injured XX on the day of the school festival, that guy wanted revenge, should he help me.

I think this old man is so annoying. I said that I am not interested in the affairs between the gangs. If he wants revenge, then come here. I am not afraid.

My manager who sings in a bar often comes to me, and I say that if he takes me to the A//V shooting scene, I will be an artist.

The agent was a little hesitant. Don't ordinary people ask for money, do they want autographs or something? How could someone ask for such a weird thing.

But this woman's voice is very special, very attractive...

So this agent took me to see how to make a film for a day.

It turns out that XX in the film is made with milk and eggs? !Actresses have to pretend to be comfortable after 30 minutes without sex. Is it all because of the show? !Actors have been so sluggish all day long, they still have to pretend to be very energetic and interested, and some of them still need to take medicine.

Especially in the dressing room, the actresses commented that today's Mr. XX seems to be very bad.

It's broken!

He agreed to his manager's request and went back to writing songs.

I graduated from heavy metal rock and went to freelance rock and roll. I also vented my inner dissatisfaction. I was angry because I was deceived by the film. I wrote a song called Lies Are Bullshit. I didn’t expect the song to become a hit after it came out.

He scolded Jotaro for stealing the cake, and felt unhappy, so he wrote another song called Lao Tzu Happy, which became popular again.

Young people think this unpretentious look is so refreshing!

The manager belongs to the LME company. They hoped that I could participate in the TV show. The other party was another popular band. I took a look. Isn’t this Nana?

When I was on the show, I started to eat the snacks that were placed on the table. From the beginning to the end, the host saw that I was not participating in the discussion, embarrassed and anxious, and the topic after that would always be on me.

"Whatever, singing is just to let off steam. Life is too stressful, so just write songs as a diary. What's the trick?"

I heard that Aoi Nakamura went to study alchemy equivalent exchange to see if she could restore her body.

Do you think that life will go on like this?

No!How naive to think so!

Already 20 years old, I crossed over again on the way to sleep. I only saw myself in the magic circle. There were two men in front of me. One of them was wearing glasses and asked the other man in a beige coat: "This is the demon you summoned. Constantine?"

call?Is it the Holy Grail again? !This guy still spoke English, so I said to the man in the coat very forcefully: "You fucking are my master?"

A new strange story begins, this time the purpose is to go home.

The author has something to say: It’s over. In the end, Bee buried her own name in the past. She took Bee as her real name and returned to peace. Although she wanted to be an honest person who lived a good life in the end, because of Her character and personal traits, the world will not let this kind of person go down. Haha.

Next is the extra episode, the second part is called That woman must be sick, it is a variety of British and American dramas, all the movies I like to watch are stuffed in it, I have been thinking about the collapse of the male god for a long time hahahaha