[Zhongyingmei] My girlfriend's father beats me all the time

Recreation Room.

Bruce Banner was nestled in the single sofa, scrolling something with a mobile phone in his hand.

"Banner, are you really not going?" Scott sat with his legs crossed, "I didn't lie to you this time!"

"No, it's her right to date who Natasha wants to date." Banner said seriously, "even if her date is an Asgardian."

"Oh, my God, please don't suppress yourself like this, please?" Scott yelled with an unbearable expression on his face, "The way you look now reminds me of my high school dean, really, very much like , I think you should have a chance to get to know each other!"

"Are you kidding me?" Banner glanced at him angrily, "I have to suppress my emotions to control the situation."

"Oh, oh, oh, the situation you mentioned refers to the big green guy inside you, right?" Scott thought for a while, "Hey, I have an idea, do you want to try it?"

Banner directly refused and said, "No, thank you!"

"Hey, you didn't even listen, I think you'll like my idea." Scott snapped his fingers at Banner, "I'll lend you my ant suit, so even if you lose control and become Being that green guy, it's not that much bigger, really!"

Banner looked at Scott with a half-smile, and said slowly, "Are you planning to stop wanting your ant tights?"

"What do you mean?" Scott was taken aback.

Banner stood up from the sofa, looked at Tony with a black face, then looked at Peter who came in after him, and said with a smile: "Hey, little spider, I heard you played truant again today?"

Peter looked up at Banner listlessly and said, "Oh, obviously, isn't it?"

Scott glanced at Tony and said to Peter, "Whoa, I see someone is about to be severely criticized."

Tony strode to the bar, picked up a bottle of wine, put it on the bar with a bang, and said loudly: "Severe accusation? Even if there is such a thing, someone will not change a little bit."

Peter scratched his head and slowly moved towards the bar.

"Wait, why is Tony so angry? Isn't it just playing truant? I think he probably escaped when he was a child, too?" Scott asked Banner, pointing in the direction of the bar.

Banner shrugged and said, "Well, I think you should ask Tony himself that."

Scott turned his head and saw Peter standing in front of Tony. He raised his eyebrows, looked at Tony's seemingly calm face, and said, "Oh, I think it's better to forget it, Banner, do you want to be with me?" Go out for a drive together?"

"Go for a drive?" Banner looked at Scott suspiciously, "Did you drive here today?"

Scott took out a toy car from his trouser pocket and smiled triumphantly, "Of course."

Banner turned his head and glanced at Tony. The guy seemed very angry, gulping down his drink, while the little spider looked at Tony pitifully. This scene... he said to Scott: "Okay Come on, let's go for a ride."

After Banner and Scott left the entertainment room, it was suddenly quiet.

Peter looked at Tony helplessly, and several times when he wanted to speak, Tony would put down the glass heavily, and then he understood that this was the rhythm of ignoring him.

Tony poured half a glass of wine and shook it a few times. He looked up and saw Peter smiling foolishly at himself. He put down the glass and said, "Alaskan dogs look better than you when you smile."

Peter was taken aback, did this mean to tell him not to laugh?He immediately touched his face, nodded very seriously, and said, "Alaskan dogs can't laugh. The ones called smiling angels are Samoyeds. They have long white hair all over and are smaller than Alaskan dogs."

Tony raised his eyebrows and said nothing.

Under Tony's direct gaze, Peter sneered and said, "Uh...I just corrected what you just said a little bit."

"Strictly speaking, all dogs can't laugh. It's just the anthropomorphic expression descriptions given to animals by humans. To give the most obvious example, the orangutan, which is most similar to humans, when it smiles at you, You'd better be prepared, because this is the expression of an angry orangutan, and it will attack you at any time."

Peter looked at Tony, was silent for a few seconds, and said, "I have a question."

Tony raised his glass and said, "What?"

"I don't think I'll have the chance to piss off an orangutan, Mr. Stark." Peter said honestly, "Of course, if you're warning me not to trouble an orangutan in advance, I promise I won't, you know, I'm actually very busy, so"

Tony stared at Peter, and said slowly: "Are you busy? Oh, yes, you are indeed busy. You are busy skipping classes to save people. Also, occasionally you are busy working as a part-time hunter and shooting some vampires, aren't you?"

Peter nodded and said seriously: "Yes, so, I will definitely not mess with the orangutans."

Tony frowned slightly, and said, "Well, it seems that you are determined to go around in circles with me." He raised his head and poured the wine into his mouth, looking directly at Peter, "You thought about it before you went to the Hydra stronghold to save people today. What? Do you think Hydra is one of those bad guys you picked up on the streets?"

Peter shook his head and said, "No, of course I wouldn't be that naive. In fact, I stepped on it beforehand. That basement was used as a laboratory by an evil doctor. He studied mutants there. You just mentioned the Hydra stronghold. I guess what I need to clarify is that I've investigated that it belongs to an anti-mutant evil organization, it's not Hydra, maybe it was before that, but I'm pretty sure it's definitely not Hydra right now."

"Edwin, tell him about the Hydra stronghold!" Tony poured another glass of wine impatiently.

"Okay, Mr. Stark." Edwin replied: "However, Peter Parker was very accurate about the current situation of the Hydra stronghold. Ty Colin's woman, this woman has organized demonstrations against mutants several times over the past ten years."

At the same time, a screen glowing with a faint blue light appeared in front of them, on which a piece of property information and multiple photos of different sizes were listed.

"Hey, isn't this woman the same woman from just now?" Peter pointed to the photo and murmured, "I have to say, I don't understand that she is anti-mutant."

Anti-mutants?Tony put down the wine glass he just picked up, and pondered: "Look up who is this woman named Colin."

"Okay." Edwin replied.

"Look, I'm not wrong!" Peter raised his eyebrows, clasped his hands, and showed a proud expression, "In short, I did a regular check-in and route planning before the action. To be honest, if it wasn't for that The woman knocked Rico down with poison gas or something, that guy who can also control metal is not so easy to win, my fighting skills have been praised by Bucky, speaking of me"

Tony frowned suddenly and interrupted Peter, "Wait, repeat what you just said."

"My fighting skills have been praised by Bucky." Peter said obediently.

Tony shook his head, stared at him and said, "Further on, what did you say that woman brought down Rikdo?"

"Uh, the green smoke-like thing, I think it should be poisonous gas!" Peter said with certainty: "However, the professor must be able to know what it is."

Tony looked at the photo on the screen, thought for a while, and said, "She is a mutant."

Peter nodded.

"Well, I kind of understand what's going on, and the next thing will be left to the Avengers. As for you," Tony turned his eyes to Peter, he smiled and said, "I will talk to your dear aunt May had dinner and had a good chat about Spider-Man."

"No!" Peter was shocked, "You don't dislike her poor workmanship, so why are you having dinner with her?"

"Hey, little guy, the point is not to eat, understand?" Tony smiled, and said slowly: "Also, of course, to ask a beautiful woman to eat, you must book a restaurant with an elegant environment and unique taste."

Peter pursed his lips and said, "Can you stop threatening me with May, Mr. Stark?"

"Oh, sorry, I can't!" Tony took out his phone, "Besides, I always do what I say." As soon as he finished speaking, his phone was covered with a pile of spider silk, including his hands.

Tony looked up, raised an eyebrow.

Peter sighed deeply and said, "Well, I know you've always thought I was too young to be involved in dangerous missions, but," he looked at Tony, "I'm really not a kid Now, I will be an adult next year, and I hope to use my abilities to help more people, instead of just catching a thief or a monster once in a while."

Tony looked at Peter with a half-smile, twitched the corner of his mouth slightly, and said, "Okay, may I ask you to take care of Happy, whose blood pressure is not so stable, have you done it?"

When Peter heard this, he shrank immediately.