[Zhongyingmei] My girlfriend's father beats me all the time

本文又叫做《场面人岳父暴打话痨小女婿》《一谈恋爱就挨揍》《小蜘蛛的艰难恋爱史》当小蜘蛛出任务救回了一个奇怪的小姑娘瑞贝卡后某教授：来, Rebecca, tell me, what is your gift?Rebecca: My talent can scare you to death!A certain professor: Tell me about it?Rebecca: My dad is your best friend.A certain professor: ...When the little spider fell in love with Rebecca, he was attacked by various metal objects for three consecutive days.Little Spider (squatting on the ground, covering his head): Damn, do I have the ability to attract metal?Lao Wan: No, you just managed to attract my attention.A certain professor: Stop beating him, he is still a child.Lao Wan: I don’t like him.Nini: I heard you don't like my little spider?Lao Wan: Exactly.Nini: I don't like you too.Lao Wan: If you get beaten up by me, you won't think so!When Lao Wan tied Nini into a can of sardines and was about to throw it on the Statue of Liberty, Little Spider and Rebecca sat in a row eating ice cream.Rebecca: Uncle Nini is not that strong either.Little Spider: (Nodding) That's right, that's right, your dad is the strongest!Nini: (vomiting blood) What did you say?Little Spider: (with an innocent face) I was just telling the truth.Nini: Say it again?Little Spider: (playing stupid) Hehe...