Silly roe deer and beautiful fat man

"Once upon a time, there was a couple. The boy didn't understand romance at all. The girl often tried her best to hint at the boy, but the boy couldn't understand. Then one day, they went to the movies together. There was a scene where the male lead suddenly Put the heroine on the wall, and the girl said to the boy when she saw this scene, "Look at her, can't you learn a little bit!" After the movie ended, the boy sent the girl home. He suddenly got the idea and pushed the girl against the wall, and then do you know what the boy said?"

Lu Han blinked twice, then shook his head.

The corners of Reba's mouth started to twitch, she took a deep breath, forced a smile and said, "The boy put his hands on the wall, and before the girl could react, he yelled 'wall dong'! Hahahahaha Ha ha ha ha!"

Lu Han blinked twice again, and when he overreacted, the girl next to him was already half body on the ground, trembling with laughter like a rooster crowing.

Lu Han just watched the girl laughing for nearly half a minute, but in the end he was afraid that she might suffer from hypoxia if she kept laughing like this, so he couldn't help but said, "Okay... laughing?"

"It's funny!" Reba straightened up and wiped his tears with his hand, "Don't tell Sister Lin that I said it!"

Miss Lin?so……

"The boy you mentioned is Brother Xiao?"

"You guessed it too, didn't you!"

"..." You have set up the heroine so clearly, then I can't guess, who is looking down upon...

"Are you really a man to betray Sister Lin like this?"

"When did I betray Sister Lin? It's obviously you who guessed it was Brother Xiao!"

"If you didn't say Sister Lin, would I have guessed that it was Brother Xiao..."

"Yes!" Reba nodded vigorously to Lu Han with his eyes bent, "Aside from you and your manager, who else in this world can do such a stupid thing! Hahahaha!"

Lu Han choked on the girl's words, opened his mouth, and after a long time he said aggrievedly: "Are you...do you misunderstand my wisdom?"

However, Reba didn't answer, and still smiled to himself.

Lu Han looked at the girl next to him leaning against the wall, laughing so hard that his eyes were crooked, and felt deeply that his IQ was being ridiculed.He turned his head and lowered his eyes, put his left hand on the ground with grief and indignation in his chest, turned around, and while he was on one knee, he put his right hand on the wall behind the girl's ear, and shouted: "Bi Dong!"

The girl's chuckle stopped abruptly following the boy's unexpected movements, and the already quiet night seemed to be silenced suddenly.

Reba didn't know why the atmosphere suddenly became like this, the pair of eyes in front of her looked at her motionlessly, which made her dazed suddenly.It's not that I haven't been so close to each other before, it's just that the heartbeat that follows is getting faster and faster, which makes those emotions that are well covered up by gags break out unprepared.Reba's pupils trembled twice and then quickly lowered her eyes. She seemed to know what that meant, but it didn't seem... she didn't dare to know...

Lu Han looked at the girl's fluttering eyelashes, and felt a soft bump in his heart. He originally wanted to simply tell her that this joke was not funny at all, but...

Lu Han pursed his lips, quickly withdrew his hand, turned around and sat back beside the girl.

The evening wind passed through the leaves in the yard and made a rustling sound. Lu Han coughed lightly, trying to unfreeze the embarrassment he had achieved: "Cough...well, it's actually... not too funny, isn't it hehehe...cough..."

Reba didn't say a word, and after a few seconds, the girl stood up from the ground, and without waiting for the boy's reaction, she hurriedly said "I'm going back first!", and then ran back to the room as if fleeing.

Lu Han didn't turn his head to look at the girl, he heard the door being closed with a creak, bent his legs angrily, and put his chin on his knees.

The dim yellow lighting on the eaves stretched the shadow very long. Although it was only for a moment, he still saw the dodge and resistance in the girl's eyes.

In fact, it should have been thought of long ago, and sometimes it is just wishful thinking.

Lu Han stared at his own shadow again, sat with his mind empty for a while, when the night wind blew past, he suddenly remembered something, and took out his cell phone from his trouser pocket.The glare of the screen light made him squint his eyes unconsciously, and he slid his fingertips down to find the frequently used contacts in the address book.

There was a busy sound in the microphone for a while, followed by a breathless "Hello".

"Come here, I have something to look for you." Lu Han said sarcastically, then quickly hung up the phone.

After 10 minutes, there was a clearly audible sound of an engine outside the courtyard, Xiao Xiao rushed into the courtyard from the car, and when he ran in front of Lu Han, one eye was still half-closed.

"What's wrong!" Xiao Xiao didn't know what kind of madness his boss had suddenly gone crazy. He sat alone under the moon in the middle of the night, youthful, no, middle-aged and slightly cool. This scene made his brain's first reaction be, "You Confess to Reba?"

Lu Han gulped blood down his throat, and almost slapped his manager in the face, what kind of great school is it that can produce such an unsightly manager.

"You... 4 no 4 stupid!"

Xiao Xiao frowned, unable to take what his boss said.

"It's your fault that you can't catch up with Sister Lin! Huanbidong! I think you are a dong!"

Xiao Xiao curled his lips, and muttered unconvinced: "It's as if you can catch Reba..."

"What did you say!"

Xiao Xiao shrank his neck, and was forced to choke the lifeline of the economy, so he didn't dare to say a word.

Lu Han glared at him, got up and walked towards the house.

The night breeze was cool, Xiao Xiao stood alone in the empty courtyard and shivered.

and so……

Boss, you have something to say, that is...

To scold me...

Silly?