Silly roe deer and beautiful fat man

The room in the early morning was quiet, low snoring could be heard from time to time, and the boy who was sleeping was breathing lightly and sleeping peacefully.Sunshine, breeze, handsome guy, such a series of standard equipment that has been quiet for years, was swept away by a series of hasty shouts outside the door.

"Brother! Wake up! Brother!"

The shouts coming from the bottom of the wall seemed to be close to the ear, which made the sleeping boy tremble, and straightened up with his elbows propped on the bed.

Lu Han half-rolled his eyes, turned around to look at Brother Chao who was also woken up with a blank face: "En? Who?"

Brother Chao also didn't understand, so the two looked at each other and lay down heavily at the same time.

"Brother! Get up soon! Brother!"

However, the shouting outside the door didn't end all at once. The continuous morning calls finally made Brother Chao couldn't help turning over and getting out of bed, to see what kind of monster was outside.

With Brother Chao's departure, the room finally became quiet again. Luhan lay flat on the bed with his eyes closed, drowsy, and a sleepy voice rang beside his ears: "You and Reba yesterday. How long did it last?"

What kind of feeling does the person who hears this say, probably like someone pouring a basin of cold water on your bed in the early morning of winter.

Lu Han's eyes widened for a moment, and he lost all sleepiness.He turned his head with a swish, seeing that he hadn't opened his eyes yet, but the words really came out of his mouth, and he let out a terrified "Huh?"

Chi Chi's eyes opened a crack, and after squinting at him, they closed again: "Young man, you should pay attention to your body while playing."

"..."

The morning ruined by Wang Quaga ended with the grouping of the team. The group moved to eat breakfast. Lu Han walked in front alone. After walking a few steps, someone grabbed his shoulders from behind, and then came into sight Let him smile familiarly and frighteningly.

Generally, Brother Chao smiles like this, and usually nothing good will happen...

"I heard from Chi Chi that you just came back yesterday morning! How are you doing!"

really……

Lu Han couldn't help sighing, Brother Chao frowned when he heard it: "There is a story in your sigh, boy! What's your situation?"

"There is no situation." As soon as the words came out, Lu Han couldn't help but think of the girl who escaped last night, and patted his forehead with some annoyance, "It's better that there is no situation!"

"what happened?"

Under the pressure of Brother Chao...

Lu Han still didn't say a word, the two of them walked to the restaurant side by side.Brother Chao stood at the door and looked around, and chose a three-person round table to sit down with Lu Han. Before he could continue to force his son to tell his story, he was interrupted by Chi Chi who swayed over.

Chi Chi stopped in front of Brother Chao with a chopstick in one hand, and raised his chin: "Old Mr. Deng, put a stick in it, I'll be at the same table with you."

Brother Chao looked up at Chi Chi, stretched his right leg, hooked the leg of the stool around his ankle and pulled the chair to protect him: "Our table is full."

Chi Chi clicked his tongue, and stretched out his hand to grab the chair: "Stop making trouble! Zheng Kai's table is next to the floor lamp, and I can't even use it."

Old Deng held the chair with both hands and refused to let go: "Is the light on by you!"

Chi Chi was taken aback when he heard the words, and after scanning the eyes of everyone in the restaurant, he suddenly realized: "I saved it for Reba? Then what are you doing here?"

Old Deng's eyes widened, and he raised his chin: "Can you be like me! I'll get married!" After speaking, he drove Chichi with his hands, and glanced at the door.

Sure enough, it didn't take long before I looked forward to the figure of a girl.

"Xiao Di!"

Lu Han was eating well at first, but was caught off guard by the roar of the people around him, his hands trembled in fright, and he fed the porridge into his nose accurately.

The boy subconsciously touched the tissue with his hands, and when he raised his eyes, he happened to collide with the girl who was looking over him. The pupils of both of them froze obviously, and then they all looked away in unison.

Awkward……

As soon as Reba entered the door, he heard someone calling his name, and when his eyes touched the person next to Brother Chao, he bounced back reflexively.

Guilty...

but……

What is she guilty of? !She did nothing!

While the girl was in a daze, Brother Chao had already stood up from his seat, raised his hand above his head and waved at the door, while yelling twice.

Reba's eyebrows twitched, Brother Chao called her so loudly, if he didn't go there, it would look even better in this place, right?

The girl puffed up her cheeks unconsciously, took a deep breath, and decided to bite the bullet and walk over.

"Super brother."

Reba walked to the table and greeted Brother Chao, but his eyes never caught on to the boy next to Brother Chao.

Chao's father raised his eyebrows when he saw this, glanced at his son who had been burying his head in the porridge from the corner of the eye, and kicked Lu Han hard with his foot.

"Xiao Di! Xiao Lu has something to tell you!"

"I...what..." Before Lu Han could react, he was kicked by Brother Chao again.

Brother Chao maintained a standard smile with eight teeth and looked at Reba and smiled: "I've been talking about it all morning! Deer! Hehehehe!"

Reba was a little confused, but looking at the boy made her feel extremely uncomfortable. When she was restless, the girl decisively picked up the porridge bowl in front of her and held it in front of her face, trying to use the bowl as a shield to reduce the area of ​​embarrassment.

Xiao Lu was suddenly pushed to the cusp of the storm, and didn't know what to say, but looking at Brother Chao's posture, if he doesn't speak now, then he won't have the opportunity to speak again in the future.

So Lu Han thought for a moment, put down the spoon, and touched the side of his neck: "Well...do you want to come with me to see my mother when you return to Beijing?"

"puff!"

As the boy's voice fell to the ground, the girl's mouthful of porridge was accurate, covering half of Brother Chao's face without wasting a single grain of rice.

Due to the sudden incident, none of the three of them realized what happened. In the momentary silence, only the sound of water dripping down Brother Chao's chin onto the table was very clear as if a loudspeaker had been added.

Reba's eyes were wide open, and he was stunned for a long time before he made a trembling voice: "Chao... Brother Chao, you... are you okay..."

Hearing this, Brother Chao recovered from his stupor, raised his hand to wipe his face, got up from his seat in slow motion, and turned his eyes to Lu Han who was still in a daze: "Son, can you...slow, slow ,Come……"

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