Three Burials of the Tang Dynasty with Bronze Head and Iron Arm[Comprehensive English and American]

United States, New York.

The mage led a group of children through the customs without any risk, and stood in front of the Stark Industrial Building hand in hand.

After a short while, Steve, who returned to this familiar building, seemed to be in a mixed mood: Really fragrant.jpg

In fact, it's not just Steve, except for Sam who hasn't enjoyed the good treatment of the Avengers Building, everyone misses the generous, arrogant and poisonous Iron Man a little bit.

When the mage went to communicate with the front desk staff, the little Avengers chattered around Tony and began to discuss.

The domineering Natasha looked sideways at her comrades who were half a head shorter than herself—after all, when I was young, boys were always shorter than girls of the same age, and it was the first time that Natasha surpassed bears in height teammates.

"Captain, I have a bold idea, why isn't the little bastard Tony Stark getting smaller?!"

Yuxue's lovely red-haired little loli is full of momentum, and the charming and charming fox has round eyes. Although she is still young, she seems to have more leadership than Steve.

She frowned, and said seriously: "Compared to asking the captain and Bucky to ask Tony and Howard for forgiveness, and then to communicate with them about the bill, I am more inclined to use his cute big caramel-colored eyes to resolve all conflicts. "

Clint nodded with concern: "I think he can do it, as long as he is willing to shut up, and then watch me take off my sunglasses, wow, the seal is lifted, and then you all understand."

"Wait a minute, wait a minute, I admit that what you said makes sense, but I always feel that something is wrong."

Little Sam struggled to retain a little IQ under the temptation of Iron Man: "After all, Iron Man's beauty is not omnipotent, and has our IQ decreased?"

"Let me remind you, Sam, that it's a little cruel to say that, but the Captain America team doesn't seem to have a high IQ."

The red-haired little loli counted the academic qualifications of the members of the Captain America team and the Iron Man team, and finally raised her chin and said: "And I don't think this is unfeasible. Look at the captain, he is almost crying with envy. gone."

Natasha was right. The little blond boy held Bucky, who was half a head taller than him, with his left hand, and Sam, who was a third stronger than him, with his right hand. He looked up at Tony, who would usually go The blue eyes as clear as the sky became wet in an instant.

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However, Captain America is Captain America. Even if he was reminded that his mind was affected, he was still the most stable one in the team. When he heard Natasha's words, he shook his head seriously and said firmly: "I will not compromise on this. "

Natasha: "So you're still single, understand?"

Sam, the straight steel man who is also single: "..."

Natasha looked at the little boy with that kind of gaze, and said with hatred: "Which one of us likes to keep all responsibilities in our hearts, is it you? Cap, what's the use of getting smaller, of course It is to make Tony smaller, and then your childhood idol can launch chicken soup!"

...What, there is such an operation!

But that seems to be right.

Steve got it right, and said: "Then we can communicate well, instead of fighting as soon as we meet, so that Tony can also tell me his thoughts, instead of directly informing us to agree to some messy bill."

Sam was stunned: "But now that Steve is smaller, I don't think there's much difference?"

That's a big difference. The little bastard Tony Stark must be soft-hearted when he sees you. Compared with letting Tony pamper a group of stupid steel straight men, of course it is more in line with her aesthetics if everyone pampers the four or five-year-old little coquette .

Natasha added calmly: "I'm doing this for your own good, at least the cap can't do something like take you off your pants and spank you in midair, can't you?"

Sam gasped: "It makes sense!"

Natasha is a girl, Tony Stark will definitely not do anything to him, but Sam Bucky and Steve are not so lucky, they are only four or five years old now, maybe that rich man who holds a grudge will give He uses diapers!

Sam turned to Bucky for a second, pouted in the direction of the mage very clearly: "Brother, say something?"

Although Steve and Bucky only lived in the mansion for a few months before moving to the Brooklyn apartment prepared by S.H.I.E.L.D., this time was enough for Bucky to get acquainted with Tony, and by the way, use guilt and fatherly self Raiders completed.

Probably because it was rare to see Steve return to his thin and thin appearance when he was a child, little Bucky's gloomy mood improved significantly, and he was completely brought into the state of the little Brooklyn prince by the image of his good friend. With gray-green cat eyes, he comforted seriously: "Don't worry, Sam, if Tony hits you, I will help you hug his thigh and try to delay the time for you to escape."

Sam was silent for a second, and asked him sincerely: "Brother, is it too late for me to join the Iron Man team?"

Obviously, it was too late.

And the mage who was communicating with the staff at this time...

"Sajia is Tony Stark's master, dear."

The mage earnestly said: "The Sajia really didn't lie to you, is Tony there? He will know what's going on when he sees the Sajia."

The staff smiled formulaically: "You don't have an appointment, if you don't leave...the security guard!"

Mage: "..."

I regret that I want to give Tony a surprise, so I don't let Steve call, and I can't get in if I go on like this!

The milk doll Wujing listened to him: "Master..."

After such a trick, the mage suddenly realized, pointed at the Avenger Lianmeng, and asked the staff with a deep expression, "Did you see those baby dolls at the door?"

staff member:"?"

Mage: "Bastard child."

staff member:"!!!!!"

The young girl tried her best to suppress her gossip mentality, and looked at the entrance of the building with an attitude of seeking proof.

The young lady with blond hair and blue eyes... Blonde hair and big breasts seem to be the type that the boss likes, and Little Pepper is this one!

A little loli with red hair and green eyes... The boss's favorite secretary seems to be an enlarged version of this loli!

Although the black boy doesn't look like the boss's aesthetic, there is a little boy with brown hair among them!brown hair!Boss color!

There is also this little boy in the arms of the bald head. Although he can't see his face, he has silver-white hair. I heard that the Avengers once joined a pair of twins. The code name Kuaiyin sounds like silver-haired. Could it be...

The staff struggled to control their gaze.

It just so happened that little Steve turned his head and found that the staff thought they were concealing the obvious observation. He was stunned for a second, and then smiled at her gently and embarrassingly.

Staff: "...!" Such an upright smile!

This smile actually has a taste of Captain America. By analogy, isn't his mother a sexually transformed version of Captain America?So what does their boss mean...

If I, if I can't kill you, I'll just fuck your sex?

The staff took a deep breath, and pressed the landline in the boss's office to make a call: "Boss! If you still want to marry the CEO, you should deal with the illegitimate child!!"

Tony, who was running with Pepper: "Huh?"

Staff: "Boss, I have seen them all! Five children! Some look like Captain America, some look like Iron Man, and some look like your red-haired ex-secretary! After counting the time, it seems that it is almost your illegitimate daughter, boss! sure!"

Tony was inexplicable: "..."

"Tony, let's go back to the company to take a look at your illegitimate daughter who looks very much like Ms. Romanov, shall we?"

Pepper loosened his neckline, kissed her boyfriend's big caramel-colored eyes, and said imposingly: "I'm going to see who dares to hit Stark's head."

The rich man with a mustache looked confused: "?"

How to fatten four?

In fact, I do a good job of contraception?

Wait, what illegitimate daughter, isn't his red-haired ex-secretary Natasha? !If he can attack Natasha, let alone the doctor, Hulk will tear him alive!

Three minutes later, the mage stood in front of Iron Man and Pepper with a few milk dolls.

Tony stroked his lovely mustache.

The little boy with blond hair and blue eyes and the little boy with green eyes held hands, his immature face was handsome and cute, he looked at him eagerly, as if he really wanted to get close to him, but he looked a little scared, cute crazy!

But don't these two little guys look a bit like Captain America and Old Popsicle No. [-]?

Tony picked up little Bucky and squeezed his chubby little arm suspiciously... It was made of meat, not Bucky.

He was just about to put down the little green-eyed boy, when he found that the little boy was hugging his neck tightly, refusing to let go no matter what, and even took a deep breath on the dimple of his neck!

The blond boy's envious eyes were wet.

Tony looked at them with a complicated face: "..."

The rich man with a mustache thought uncertainly: This small expression of envy and little gestures of reluctance don't seem to be pretending and touching. Could it be that they...are both my sons?

No wonder when I saw them, I felt as if I had seen them somewhere before. Could this be the blood relationship between father and son? !

Pepper: "Tony?"

Tony came back to his senses and looked at the other milk dolls.

Now he realized something was wrong.

"Wait a minute, why does this short little boy look a bit like Fat Chiu? Is my aesthetics so bad?"

Tony lowered his voice: "And that black-skinned boy, doesn't he look a bit like Sam? I think the first two are very similar to my son, and the others must be tested for paternity. My aesthetic has always been a blonde girl like you." !"

Much like his son Steve: "..."

The disgusted Hawkeye and Sam: "..."

Natasha struggled to control her expression and did not laugh out loud.

Steve was silent for a while, and finally said helplessly, "Tony, it's me."

The tone of this baby voice is so cute.

Tony awkwardly stroked the blond boy's soft forehead hair. This incomparably wonderful feeling of love and joy that came from his heart made him decide that no matter whether this little guy was his own son or not, he would adopt him.

He gently corrected, "Call me Dad."

Steve: "..."