Three Burials of the Tang Dynasty with Bronze Head and Iron Arm[Comprehensive English and American]

After some difficult explanations, Steve finally shed the dreaded label of "Tony Stark's bastard child".

A few little avengers had to take a look at the mage's face when they said a word. Although the mage hadn't restricted him from mentioning his supernatural special power, the avengers who had been secret agents were still quite cautious, for fear of leaking any important information. , making the mage feel unhappy.

After all, in most cases, people with special abilities don't want to expose themselves to the probing and weird eyes of others, and they don't like the solicitation of S.H.I.E.L.D.

Although the mage treated them very accommodatingly, both Steve and Natasha knew that this was the respect given by the other party, and they should do the same in return.

The rough-natured sorcerer had a dazed look on his face, and was disturbed by the cubs' insanity. He almost hugged and sucked one by one in front of the little gold master. What are you doing at the Sajia?"

Speaking of this, his cute tiger eyes were filled with tears, but his body became more and more tense, with veins bursting out in one arm.

The little avenger knew his cub-controlling nature, he was afraid of being buried in front of Tony and making a fool of himself, so he quickly looked away carefully, obediently not looking at him.

Tony who didn't know the truth: "..."

He looked at the strange interaction between the mage and the little avengers, his expression became worse and worse, and it was hard not to think about it.

"Pepper, the mage has been working hard all the way, so he should be hungry."

The rich man with a mustache secretly made a sign to Xiaojiali that I am here, and said calmly: "Go and prepare."

Xiaojiao observed the words and expressions, and also felt that these children were threatened by the bald head, so she immediately cooperated with her boyfriend and said with a calm smile, "Master, please come with me?"

The third burial did not doubt that he was there, and Wu Jing, who was yawning softly in his arms, followed Little Pepper, and while thanking the generous little benefactor in his heart, he said sincerely: "Then I would like to thank the benefactor, how dare I ask if there is any place in this building?" Have a large fish tank?"

Pepper: "...Yes? Does the mage want to eat fish?"

The little beauty in the master's arms fluttered the fish's tail in horror, buried her fair and tender face in the master's arms tremblingly, and whimpered very aggrieved.

Pepper heard the whimpering, exchanged glances with Tony calmly, and said with a pun: "Leave all these small things to me, I can take care of it all."

So Master Three Burial happily followed Pepper and left the high-level office, ready to enjoy a "big meal".

And Tony's side—

The little avengers who explained the situation looked helplessly at the bearded rich man with an unclear expression. The cub's body assimilated part of their thinking, which made the little avengers extremely eager to gain Tony's trust at this moment.

However, this veiled and full of loopholes explanation...

Tony rolled his eyes quite bluntly, didn't believe a word at all, he said every word: "Let me sum it up, so what you mean is that the Avengers were killed by this bald head—no irony, simple It’s a description of the facts, in short, he suddenly appeared in the Wakanda Palace as if he had crossed a wormhole, and T’Challa gave him a bunch of vibrating gold, and you were all slapped into 1.2 meters by his slap!”

The little avengers nodded. Although this matter sounds absurd, it is the truth, and there is nothing wrong with it.

It’s just that part of the Wakanda royal turmoil was involved, and they had no choice but to conceal this part of the information without T’Challa’s permission, not wanting to embarrass or embarrass the kind and wise king.

The rich man with the mustache sneered, with an expression on his face that you were fucking teasing me, he easily tugged at the collar of his shirt, and taunted: "Then everyone flirted through the US customs in a coquettish and cute way, and finally ran to me hand in hand. Talk to me about how to revive my old father who has been dead for decades?"

"Sorry, Tony, the mage said he wanted to surprise you, and I don't know how to break the deadlock."

Little Steve straightened his back, and looked up at Tony who looked uncertain very sincerely, his gentle blue eyes were full of guilt: "I should have called you in advance."

Tony didn't think this blond little guy was cute anymore. He raised one eyebrow, looked at little Steve with a look of wonder in the world, and said in a very strange tone: "So...you are Captain America himself?"

Little Steve calmly held back his little milk voice, and hummed earnestly, his expression looking serious and serious.

Little Bucky looked at him eagerly, with anticipation in his gray-green eyes, and a pair of chubby arms subconsciously grabbed Tony's cuffs. Although he got the wrong point, he was still very loyal and wanted to help his friend. Sensitivity.

He opened the eyes of the mage's favorite cat, and said seriously: "Tony, Steve wanted to call you a long time ago, I think we all need to talk calmly."

Tony twitched the corner of his mouth, feeling that his good mood was completely ruined, and even felt that his IQ was insulted: "Your division of labor is quite clear... Let me see, Hawkeye, Sam and Natasha are still It's quite similar, and the figure of the cap is also very similar to the manga, the vibrating gold is very expensive, right?"

Little Steve nodded hesitantly: "Tony?"

"So Barnes's vibrating iron arm was not reproduced to scale, and of course, your pectoral muscles were the same."

The rich man with a mustache sneered, grabbed little Steve in his arms, and was not polite to his skinny butt, just slapped him down with a "slap"!

"You don't learn well at such a young age! Why do you want to lie!"

Tony was furious: "Will Captain America be coquettish? How could that old popsicle of Captain America be coquettish!"

Little Steve: "!!!!!!"

Little Steve was stunned!

Even though Clint was joking with him, little Steve still didn't expect that Tony would actually spank him, not just once or twice, and he slapped him loudly! !

The tips of his ears and neck were red, and his whole body was like a cooked prawn. He was stunned for three seconds, so stunned that he almost didn't react and resisted with four times his strength.

Of course, not only Steve, but also the other little Avengers were stunned, but after regaining their senses, Hawkeye and Sam looked at each other with a strong desire to survive, took a step back in unison, and hid in the Behind the red-haired little loli.

Only little Bucky, he hugged Tony's thigh very loyally, and quickly explained: "Tony, it's only because Steve got smaller, and you are also very good at acting like a baby! You are seven or eight years old. Time is like a little coquette!"

Tony put the stunned little Steve on the sofa next to him, let him cover his buttocks in a daze with wet eyes, and then grabbed the little Bucky who was hugging his thigh.

Little Bucky's scalp was numb, and he was trembling. He felt a tall shadow covering his head, and at the same time, a cool swishing feeling crept up the back of his neck.

Bucky: "...No, Tony, listen to me—!"

Before he finished speaking, the angry Iron Man grabbed him in his arms and slapped his ass!

Bucky: "!!!!!!"

Bucky was stunned, he looked at Tony in disbelief, like a pitiful forest cat.

"Didn't the teacher teach you to respect the heroes of World War II?"

Tony said mercilessly: "Barnes didn't need to use the middle part to cover up his chubby face when he was a child! I remember the cartoons of the old popsicles very clearly!"

Bucky hugged him with emotion, regardless of the hot feeling on his buttocks, he said movedly: "Tony..."

Tony was so angry that his head hurt, but he couldn't bear to really use his strength, so he could only pinch his baby fat to vent his anger, and said through gritted teeth: "There's no need to act anymore, little guy, the Avengers won't be like that even if they are reduced." You are so naive, I admit that your acting skills are good, but this still can't fool me."

Little Bucky was lying on his face: "...?"

Iron Man, who had debunked the enemy's conspiracy, asked again: "Is the bald man who threatened you the Hydra man?"

Little Steve clutching his ass: "..."

An ominous premonition suddenly rose in the heart of little Steve, he hesitated: "Tony, the three-buried mage..."

Iron Man said coldly: "He's in S.H.I.E.L.D., and he's probably already being interrogated by agents. As for you guys, you should be lenient if you confess, and strict if you resist. Hurry up and confess."

A mouthful of old blood stuck in Steve's throat.

ah! ! !He was screaming at the groundhog again!

Finally, Tony, who has always been too tolerant of women and children, asked one last time: "Who are you?"

Little Steve held his forehead and didn't want to think about it anymore. He ordered in that Captain America tone: "You call T'Challa now, right now."

Tony: "Boy, you can win an Oscar."

Little Steve took out an old PHS from his pocket, called Tony face to face, and began to recite the letter he wrote to Tony with a blank face: "I'm sorry, I hope you can understand one day, I hope We can have the same view on the agreement, that's my truth."

This is the apology letter Steve sent to Tony from Wakanda, and only Tony has read it himself, except for Steve, and this is one of the main reasons why Tony doesn't really intend to stay angry-because Steve The letter said that he knew that Tony was also acting for what he believed in, and promised that no matter what, as long as Tony still needed him, he would immediately return to him, together.

At the same time, the phone rang.

Steve, who didn't have much confidence at first, suddenly lit up his eyes: "Tony, you still have that phone!"

Not just keeping it, that old PHS, a technological genius like Tony Stark would actually carry it with him!

Tony retorted subconsciously: "You heard it wrong!"

Little Steve pursed his lips and looked over with aggrieved eyes. His expression was so cute that Tony was insane.

The rich man with a mustache was silent for three seconds, as if suddenly remembering what he had done just now, the corner of his mouth twitched, and he covered his forehead with an extremely painful expression.

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The red-haired little loli smiled knowingly, and said meaningfully: "Escaping from the facts can't turn back time, Tony."

So Iron Man let go of his hand in pain, shrugged his shoulders pretending to be relaxed, and pulled his tie as if distracted, and greeted his comrades as if nothing happened: "Long time no see, Cap, Fat Chirp, Nata."

Sam said faintly: "And me, Stark, I heard it all, you still dislike my face just now!"

"And you, Captain's veteran friend."

Tony let go of Little Bucky's hand without changing his face, straightened the crooked little Winter Soldier, patted his wrinkled collar reluctantly, and said a little coldly: "So you're back too, Mr. Popsicle No. [-]."

Little Bucky felt Tony's alienated attitude almost immediately, looked at him a little helplessly, and stopped talking.

Tony loosened his tie, and didn't know how to face him for a while, so he could only look away hurriedly, and said awkwardly: "Don't look at me like that, as if I'm going to bully you, no, wait a minute, if you It's all true..."

He took a breath, and said in disbelief: "Then my dad can really be resurrected, and the little silver-haired boy in the bald-headed arms just now...is it the resurrected Kuaiyin?"

Steve: "..."

No, although Hawkeye does have this idea, but I haven't contacted Wanda yet, and I can't find Quicksilver's soul.