Three Burials of the Tang Dynasty with Bronze Head and Iron Arm[Comprehensive English and American]

Rich Batman is in the biggest crisis of his life.

"The faces of the Wayne couple have not changed after death, but your son has gray temples and is in his prime. If you go out for a walk, it is not unbelievable to say that the two of them are your sons and daughters."

The mage lifted up the cuffs of his monk's robe, looked lovingly and seductively, and said: "The people of Sajia Mountain have their own clever plan, so that your father and son will no longer be separated by the eyes of the world, can you trust me?"

Before Batman could say anything in the future, Mr. Thomas and Mrs. Martha, who knew the inside story, had already agreed with gratitude: "Then thank you so much, Mage!"

After all, Martha said with tears in her eyes: "I thought I missed all of Bruce's childhood...Now he can grow up with Dick. Although this can't be regarded as making up for it, I know how much I really am. Looking forward to this."

Arthur whispered to Aum: "I think this lady and mother must have a common language. How about taking her on the seven-day tour of Atlantis? Mom will be very happy that someone can communicate with her. Kind of a parenting issue."

Standing beside the couple was a tall and handsome young man with black hair and blue eyes, handsome appearance, about seventeen or eighteen years old, wearing the same Robin uniform as in the Batcave, red, green and yellow like traffic lights.

The young man was originally close to Martha. Although his face was expressionless, his posture was quite friendly, and his actions were protective. It was Dick. After hearing this sentence, he showed a meaningful expression to his father. smile.

Batman's heart is full of rejection: "..."

As long as he is a normal person with a brain, he can guess the content of the mage's bold idea by seeing the state of Arthur and Orm, let alone Batman, the consultant of the Justice League.

However, aside from Batman, who is about to get smaller, the rest of the Justice League members are happy to see it.

"On behalf of myself, I absolutely agree with this proposal!"

The heroic (re) brave (ai) fearless (zuo) Green Lantern (si) spoke out first, he was excited about any opportunity to tease his teammates, immediately ignored Batman's disapproving gaze, and said meaningfully: "I Began to look forward to the development of things, who can say no to Batman? Whether it is the one who is 1.2 meters or the one who weighs 220 pounds."

After he said this, the silent Batman immediately turned his head and looked over with a look of "are you crazy".

No way, Bruce knew that Hal was not serious sometimes, but he never expected him to be so serious.

The unscrupulous Green Lantern had no idea that he was about to face catastrophe. He leaned on the confused and excited Flash with a smile, and said relaxedly, "What do you think, little bear?"

The Flash, who was able to bring Batman into a princess with a bow tie to the party at Christmas, was the second to express his opinion. As the silly white sweet favored by the alliance consultant, he bravely said: "This time you are right, genius !"

As soon as idols were mentioned, the young man's eyes lit up, and two of his soft, fluffy blond hair curled up. He said sincerely, "Whether it's a 1.2-meter Batman or a 1.2-meter Mr. Wayne, nobody able to reject him!"

Green Lantern spread his hands to Batman: "You see?"

Batman was speechless: "..."

Green Lantern winked at him mischievously, turned the Lantern Ring into an oversized Batbaby, and yelled at Wonder Woman, "Princess, do you agree with this proposal?"

Diana was obviously shocked by the shape of the green bat doll, and Batman's face was not much different. She recovered from the joy of reuniting with Steve, and agreed gently: "I like children. .”

Steve immediately connected. He held Diana's hands to his lips, kissed his lover's white wrist reverently, and suggested, "We can also adopt one."

The entire alliance rebelled, only the upright Superman hesitated, and said hesitantly, "Is this not very good?"

Batman's gloomy face softened a little.

But it didn't last long, because in the next second——

"Lend it to me, princess, and return it to you immediately."

Green Lantern smiled meaningfully at Superman. Under the anxious eyes of the other party, the energy of the lantern ring changed into a flexible palm, grabbing Diana's mantra lasso and tied up the unsuspecting Superman. Positively said: "Speak your true thoughts, Superman!"

"I think we should respect Batman's wishes... Okay, okay! I admit, I agree with this proposal!"

The lasso tied to his body was scorching hot, Superman had to change his words immediately, and under the power of the lasso, subconsciously confided more content, even though the expressions of his teammates became more subtle and the air pressure around Batman became lower and lower.

The alien rescue dog floated in mid-air, and said confidently: "Who wouldn't? Come on, that's Batman, the horror legend of Gotham, there will always be a planb Justice League advisor, not to mention he is Bruce Wayne! Bruce Wayne, the sexiest man, everyone loves him, no matter what your sexual orientation is, even Superman, you can’t help but dream about him when you are adolescence!"

Green Lantern, the straight man of steel, said dryly: "Wow, this is really a big surprise... But at least I haven't had it."

The Flash has a strong desire to survive: "I haven't had one either."

Haiwang said frankly: "I only dreamed of Aum, and I hadn't seen him at that time, but I always wanted to see what my younger brother looked like, and I dreamed about it."

Little Orm couldn't help but raise the corner of his lower lip in satisfaction.

Superman: "..."

He said with difficulty: "What did I say?"

Batman sneered, his voice was cold as if conveyed from hell: "What did you say?"

Shazam replied casually: "You're welcome, idol, you just said that your adolescent sexual fantasy object is Batman, this is normal, I also dream of Batman supervising me not to play truant and do homework, he is the same as the dean let--"

Shazam's voice suddenly rose eight degrees, as if he had just realized it, he said in disbelief: "What? You said that the object of your sexual fantasy in adolescence was Batman?!"

Superman said peacefully: "...I heard it. I really don't need to repeat this sentence again, Billy."

Shazam: "I will remember you, hero."

After saying this, the little boy who was not yet an adult was covered by the steel frame and dragged aside to play a game console.

For a moment, everything was silent in the air.

Superman obviously doesn't know yet, and the overwhelmed Green Lantern hasn't had time to retract the mantra lasso, so he says again, "I'm sorry, but it's true, and it's not just puberty, it's also now and then... no! Shut up Clark ! Batman is a hero, don't insult him!"

His comrades took a step back as quietly as a chicken.

Superman: "..."

He turned his head with difficulty: "Say something, b?"

"My teenage fantasies don't have superhumans."

Batman used "Death Stare.jpg" to take a deep look at his teammates who were watching the excitement, and said very calmly: "Now back to the original topic, friends, let me say it again, I will never agree with this ridiculous proposal."

The essence of human beings is really fragrant.

10 minutes later--

The 110cm miniature Batman grabbed Superman's curly hair with a cold expression, sat condescendingly on the other's strong shoulders, and said softly in a boyish voice: "I hate magic and superpowers."

And Superman didn't notice his crumbling curls at all, and he was still immersed in the blow of Batman's "I don't have Superman as an adolescent sexual fantasy."

Fortunately, Green Lantern still has a conscience, so he leaned over and explained in a low voice: "Don't be too sad, Big Blue, you didn't make your debut when Batman was a teenager, and you were only so old when he was a teenager, the law doesn't allow him to do that. "

Superman suddenly realized: "What you said makes sense!"

Then everyone started to surround the 1.2-meter Batman.

Although Batman was patted by the mage's rejuvenating palm into a young lady less than 1.2 meters tall, with a mouth full of milky milky voices, he still did not lose the majesty of the alliance consultant. The short legs sat firmly, and the lips were tightly pursed.

"I repeat, only three days."

Bruce's expression was not very friendly. Martha and Thomas returned to his side. They even established an unbreakable grandson relationship with Robin he lost in the soul state. Batman, whose life suddenly became happy, convinced himself, Be sure to cooperate with the Master's idea.

The mage took out a set of black cat one-piece pajamas—thanks to the Flash's speed force, and under Batman's gaze, he said gently, "Brucey, come to Uncle, come on!"

Mini Batman grabbed Superman's small curly hair and tugged slightly, as if he could control the direction of Superman's flight through the curly hair.

"I should give you a curly-haired double as a souvenir."

Superman with a man of steel took a deep breath, and while Little Batman subconsciously let go of his strength, he touched his soft little hand for selfishness, and then cooperated with the strength from the curly hair and flew towards the mage. It's like a superman flying machine tailored by Batman.

Green Lantern turned his head: "Very well, I'm blind."

He plunged into Flash's arms, his arms tightened around his friend's shoulders, and he buried his face in the socket of his shoulders, complaining: "Did you find out, little bear, they are so gay! Who knows if b is Their safe word!"

The Flash, whose neck was covered with heat: "..."

He said sincerely: "Hal, you really have no right to say that."