Three Burials of the Tang Dynasty with Bronze Head and Iron Arm[Comprehensive English and American]

Green Lantern, who is not qualified to say that other people are gay, is very unconvinced, and decides to move into The Flash's apartment that night, and let him see what is called the brotherhood of a straight man of steel.

After all, Green Lantern is a sane and aesthetic Green Lantern, which is different from those guys on the watchtower who are blinded by bats. Even if the 1.2-meter Batman is cute, he will not be as cute as his 1.8-meter-two bear clatter.

But before that, he still has a review to write.

Because just a few minutes ago—

"Mage, what is the material of this suit?"

Superman caressed the vibrating gold cat ear suit on Batman in amazement: "It is more flexible and stronger than Kevlar fiber, and it can even store the energy of attacks... It is even far better than some special minerals I found in outer space Metals, they may be more precious, but in terms of making battle suits, the characteristics of this metal are the most suitable."

The little Batman stretched out its paws, and tentatively popped out a few sharp cat claw tips from the paw pads, frowned, and said seriously: "Its output should not be high."

"It's called Zhenjin, and it comes from another world. There should be no output in the DC world, and there are only two pieces in Sajia."

The mage handed another vibrating gold battle suit to Dick, personally put it around his neck, and said lovingly: "My good boy, let's play with it, it's a gift from your uncle."

Dick instantly turned into Batman—these two sets of battle suits have been modified by the little princess. One set was modified by the mage, which is more biased towards the shape of a bat, while the other set has a cat tail that is more convenient for maintaining balance at high altitudes.

Apparently, the mage's bad taste forced Batman to wear cat ears and cat tails-Superman was so happy that Bruce is now a veritable little black cat.

The nightmare of Green Lantern started from here, because seeing Batman the cat and Superman with an idiot face touching the cat's tail, Green Lantern finally turned into Yellow Lantern. He quickly drove a super-bat car in his mind, and couldn't help but look at Barry. Tucao said: "It seems that this is their fun play, it's really gay... By the way, remember to remind me to buy an apron when I go home tonight, and I will cook for you myself to repay your kindness for taking care of me. "

Before Barry could speak, Cyborg interrupted him.

"Green Lantern, there are still underage children here, please get up from Flash's chest before saying this."

Cyborg dismantles him as relentlessly as a real robot: "By the way, it's not Batman and Superman that populate teenagers' ears with Billy King-sounding safe words like Bear and Genius every day. "

Shazam pricked up his ears eagerly. This teenage boy was very interested in all superhero gossip, and couldn't help asking: "What is sex play?"

Cyborg covered Shazam's ears, facing the little boy's puzzled expression with "what kind of fun play" in his eyes, he looked expressionlessly at the Green Lantern who was trying to spoil the little boy: "Restrain A little, Hal."

He really underestimated Hal's morals, and at some point (especially when it comes to The Flash and Batman), Green Lantern doesn't even know what a face is.

"Relax man, Shazam is 15."

Green Lantern put his arms around his friend's thin shoulders, without any playboy self-consciousness, and said to the steel frame confidently: "At his age, I would take a little girl to the beach for a date, and he also has Solomon's wisdom!"

Cyborg opened the game console on his left shoulder to Billy who was trying to eavesdrop. Facing his little fans, this athlete who hadn't played for a long time showed maturity and tolerance far beyond his age. He said calmly: " Wisdom and maturity are two different things, and you're a prime example of that."

The Flash really couldn't help but think that Cyborg was right!

"Intelligence and maturity are two different things. Shazam is now a novice manipulating a full-level tuba, and is easily influenced by others. As comrades-in-arms, we must shoulder the responsibility of guiding him to the right path, all of us."

The Flash pushed the Green Lantern up to stand up, and said coldly: "And you, Hal, you are a negative teaching material."

He added by way of example: "Petty thinks so too."

Green Lantern had an unexpected expression on his face, and Barry guessed that this playboy had flirted with too many beautiful girls, but in the past three days, he couldn't remember exactly who Petty was.

Sure enough, the next second, Green Lantern pressed closer to his body with a vigilant face, and asked keenly, "Who is Petty? Barry, is there any beautiful girl beside you that I don't know?"

"Petty Spiwater, my colleague at the Evidence Lab, a pretty girl with curly brown hair and long legs."

The Flash looked at him condemningly: "Last time I decided to promise Petty to go out on a date, but within 5 minutes of sitting down, you started to pick up my date."

Green Lantern keenly grasped the point: "Is she chasing you? You're going to have a girlfriend soon! God, then how can I live in your apartment, Barry, don't you have the heart to see me living on the street? Don't promise her , at least not now!"

flash:"…………"

The Flash said quietly: "Genius, it seems that you forgot what you did. Petty was indeed chasing me half a month ago, but after that threesome date, her target became you. By the way, you still have her phone number stored in your phone, and Petty asked me yesterday why you didn't call her...you cheated her feelings."

Now it's Green Lantern's turn to be silent—Green Lantern, who is habitually teasing girls, is an out-and-out playboy. He has many beautiful girls' mobile numbers in his mobile phone. Never called those numbers back, he was too busy.

Of course, this is just an excuse, and no one knows what the real reason is. Maybe Hal likes the process of pursuing, or maybe he is afraid of dating beautiful girls, but everyone knows that this is simply impossible. Hal Jordan is the heroic Green Lantern.

Finally, Steel Bones concluded: "Scumbag."

"At least I'm a scumbag, and I'm much better than some rich guy from Gotham who is eating from a bowl and looking at the pot, okay?"

Green Lantern was thoughtful: "Dude, I think you are jealous that I have a group of friends, CP, look at our alliance, Super Bat, Green and Red have new lace articles and tabloids that are being serialized, and even Aquaman has Wonder Woman is rumored to be having an affair with him."

Under Aquaman's awkward cough and Diana's disapproving gaze, Green Lantern quickly went on to say: "Although the princess has clarified to the media, the official ensemble will be online soon, and Mera and Steve are standing next to her." .”

The subject was suddenly changed, and the steel bone had a bad feeling, and he didn't know why: "What do you mean?"

Green Lantern patted him on the shoulder sympathetically: "Shazam has had five friends gossip with him before he was an adult. I know your pain. After all, you are the only one who doesn't have a gay friend to form a CP together. I don’t even take your notebook with you.”

Steel Bone: "...you forced me to do this."

The steel bone gave him a meaningful look, and slowly said: "Sometimes I fear that I will become a machine without emotion, but there are other times when I am very grateful that I am the most advanced computer in the world, such as now .”

Green Lantern:"?"

A red light representing data flow computing flashed across the pupils of the steel bone: "D disk, national political classification, US-Japan folder, video of the US-Japan friendly exchange meeting."

Green Lantern choked in his throat!

"Victor! You actually checked my hard drive!"

He covered Flash's ears, and quickly mouthed to the steel bone: "Shut up, you devil, please be human! Why don't you look at other parts!"

Green Lantern swears with Batman that the movie with a special taste must have been accidentally mixed in when downloading, who knows why he didn't delete it because of his heart at that time!

The steel bone is ruthless: "Naked apron, male version, I didn't expect you to like this kind of play, Green Lantern."

He said faintly: "Maybe I have found the main reason why you never take the initiative to call beautiful girls on dates. By the way, I also killed a virus for your computer. You are welcome."

Green Lantern: "...you heartless machine."

"Attacking teammates with words is not a joke, and... Shazam is still underage, you must pay attention to your words and deeds."

Superman walked over with little Batman in his arms, and he didn't know how he persuaded the stubborn Batman to stay in his arms, but he did it, and then the god on earth said righteously: "A review ,Green Lantern."

Green Lantern asked in disbelief: "What?!"

He looked at Superman with an "are you crazy" look: "But Shazam is 15 years old and Cyborg doesn't care?"

"This is a special fun play between me and you."

The little Bat Tuanzi looked down at him, his immature and cute face was very serious, and he said, "Do you have any other opinions on my decision, Green Lantern."

Green Lantern crossed his arms and turned to look at the other friends: "Hey, Victor, Barry, say something."

The conscience of the Justice League raised an eyebrow gloatingly.

And Cyborg...

"Oh--!"

Cyborg said, "I am a heartless machine."

Green Lantern:"…………"

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