Three Burials of the Tang Dynasty with Bronze Head and Iron Arm[Comprehensive English and American]

At the foot of Xitian, Plush Plush registration office.

Two arhats stand side by side, the one on the left is holding a vajra pestle, with wide-eyed eyes and bulging muscles, and is the first disciple of the subduing dragon arhat, and the one on the right is holding a Buddhist scripture document, with fine golden light on his fingertips, kind-hearted, and humble , is the young disciple under the seat of the Fuhu Arhat.

These two arhats are different from the casual attitude of Manjushri and Guanyin Bodhisattva, but they are really pet-raising people. The dragons and tigers under their seats are smooth and smooth, and they eat better than the arhats themselves. They are known as "dragons are strict" , "Tigers are strictly controlled", and the Taishang Laojun's "Ox is strictly controlled", and they are also called the three major ears in the fairy world.

As the future leader of Buddhism and Taoism, Jin Chanzi intends to summon all monsters in the world and select pets. In the world except God and the Jade Emperor himself, who would dare not give him face?Manjushri and Guanyin Bodhisattva originally intended to help each other, but the two have too many dark histories of keeping pets, so Sanbuan impatiently pushed it back.

Thinking of Guanyin's red carp turning into a king of inspiration and eating children in the lower realm, and Manjusri's white elephant turning into a monster and eating people in the world, Sanbuyan felt that their upper beams were not upright and their lower beams were crooked. This kind of pet selection activities should not look for them.

But having said that, the fish soup and the elephant trunk are both delicious, next time I will discuss with the two of them when I choose ingredients.

"What is the name of the next little demon, and where did he come from?"

Arhat No. [-] is condescending and does not look sideways. The fox demon under the seat is charming and charming, with a pair of slender fox eyes full of charm, clearly showing the color of Daji and concubine. It can be seen that the Arhat who is used to the beauty of the world is indifferent. Incomparably calm, he said: "Let's report your name and explain your history."

The fox trembled, knowing that such a beauty as hers would not be able to attract the eyes of immortals, besides, she was never seen by real gods and buddhas, no matter how beautiful her appearance was, she was nothing but an inferior creature in scales and armor. thing.

After all, today's heaven favors human beings, but in the ancient prehistoric period, non-human creatures treated human beings as blood food, enslaved and oppressed them wantonly, and then drank and pecked them all in a cycle.

"I was born in Qingqiu, belonging to the nine-tailed red fox family, and is a descendant of the fairy concubine Daji. After the fairy concubine ascended with the God of Joy, my descendants are fortunate to have the fairy fate bestowed by the fairy concubine."

The fox didn't dare to show off his beauty, so he saluted obediently, and said with a low eyebrow: "I have practiced since I was a child, and I have never killed any mortal. I also know some manners."

The fox said lightly, but it was just Daji’s jealousy. After Tianxi God King Zhou ascended to the throne, he naturally didn’t want other fox cubs to seduce the lustful husband, so he left with only some chances. The fox took advantage of Daji’s fetish. I was lucky enough to avoid the millennium thunder calamity three times, but I couldn't escape the fourth time anyway, so I had to seek shelter from someone with meritorious virtues.

However, the world is peaceful in the Tang Dynasty, apart from Tang Taizong and those few upright officials who have made great achievements, where are the meritorious people?Even if there is one, he doesn't bother to protect her a fox.

Arhat No. [-], holding the Vajra Subduing Demon Pestle, snorted coldly, frowned, and said, "I am asking for your name!"

The fox felt uneasy, and said: "I don't have a name. There are many foxes in Qingqiu, and I am just an ordinary one. I only have a nickname, Jiuniang."

Arhat No. [-], who was holding a Buddhist scripture, let out a soft drink, and his fingertips shone with golden light. He searched for Jiuniang's name and began to search until he confirmed that Jiuniang had never committed any evil, then he nodded in satisfaction.

Jiu Niang breathed a sigh of relief, but she didn't dare to relax too much, she could only look forward to saying: "I still have a lot of talents, I am proficient in all kinds of piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, and I also know a little about calligraphy and housekeeping. People of the generation, hope that the Arhat can clearly observe."

Don't look at Jiu Niang's appearance in front of the other monsters, but in fact she has no foundation in her heart. After all, their reputation as a fox is not very good. That Master Buddha has returned from mortal experience. Immortals choose pets, fearing that they will be prejudiced against foxes.

Arhat No. [-] didn't agree immediately, but thought about the order of the third burial first, and said: "Change back to the original form and have a look."

Jiuniang bowed her head docilely, revealing a white jade-like neck, and then transformed into a nine-tailed fox in a hazy red halo. The whole body was red and beautiful.

Luohan No. [-] and Luohan No. [-] nodded, discussed in low voices for a while, and then gave her a pass number plate, saying: "The first trial is over, go to the back hall and wait, remember not to cause trouble, this time Regardless of whether you pass the first review or not, the disciples of Buddha will give you protection and protect you from the next thunder disaster."

"Is it true?! The Buddha is merciful! The Buddha is merciful!"

The fox was overjoyed, kowtowed again and again, twisted Xiaoman's waist and thanked Arhat with a thousand gratitude, and then went to the apse.

Arhat II let out a lion's roar: "Next!"

A chubby loli face was carefully poked out at the entrance of the registration office, and a 1.5-meter cat demon walked in obediently on tiptoe, with a pair of round amber cat eyes turning around, quirky and cute looking Extremely.

"Lord Luohan, cats don't have a name either."

The loli cat pulled the ear of the plane, not daring to pretend to be cute in front of Arhat, nor did she dare to show off the arrogance taught by the patriarch to deal with humans, so she could only kneel obediently in front of Arhat and salute, softly saying: "My mother gave birth to eight nine-life cats in one litter, meow. Maomao is the youngest one, but most of the other brothers and sisters have become families. Only Maomao can serve immortals without care, but the cat's qualifications are too bad meow... "

Speaking of this, the little girl had tears in her eyes, and hurriedly said: "But the cat family is not only cats and meows! There are also a few cousins, leopards, tigers and other big sisters from the same family. Cats can be taken as incidentals!"

Luohan No. [-] thought for a while: "Buddha said that the cat clan has privileges. As long as it is not a matter of character, you can pass the first stage of the interview without taking the test. You can go to the back hall and wait."

The loli cat pricked up its ears in a second, and its nine tails exploded into a flower. It said happily, "Thank you, my lord!"

Seeing the loli cat bouncing towards the main hall with its ears pricked up, Luohan No. [-] said calmly, "Next one!"

Before the words were finished, a peony floated on the lower head, turning into a beautiful woman who hired Tingting, wearing a light pink sarong outside the layered white skirt, looking as if she was in the mist, it was indeed called It is graceful and elegant, beautiful and heavenly.

"My concubine's name is Zhao Fen. Since Fairy Peony and Lu Dongbin became married couples, Wei Zi's Kawang has been temporarily replaced by the concubine's clan. My elder sister is also the next Peony Fairy appointed by the clan. It’s just that the concubine was born side by side with my sister, but everything falls behind her, so I really don’t want to take advantage of my sister’s relationship to ascend to immortality, and want to find another way.”

Beauty Peony's expression was gentle, without any trace of jealousy, she just said softly: "It's not that I'm causing trouble, nor is it that I want to replace my sister, it's just that... I was born as a peony, and I also have a whole body of pride. If it wasn't for my sister's ascension soon, The concubine would not choose to take this path of relying on others."

Arhat No. [-] inspected his expression: "You can only ascend with the protection of your master. Can you also be regarded as a proud peony?"

Peony Beauty smiled slightly: "You don't understand, at least this time it's not under my sister's halo, that's enough."

Arhat No. [-] waved his hand: "Come on, although you have a good background, but you don't have fluffy fur, you may not pass the examination later, you should think about it carefully."

The peony beauty smiled and said nothing, she just looked at the gentle blessing of the two arhats, and then retreated.

Arhat No. [-] looked at the lady of the wolf family who was waiting for the call with her ears pricked up at the door, and the lion roared helplessly: "The next one!"

So not long after, when Sanbu came to the Alternative Hall with Teddy in his arms, what he saw was such a beautiful picture.

There are so many kinds, there are dozens of "beautiful women and troubles" in total.

The Nine-Tailed Fox and the Nine-Life Cat stick together, discussing 49 coups to conquer human beings with great interest. Shared various prescriptions for repelling insects, tonifying the kidney, and beautifying the skin, adding chips to friends who also don't have fluffy fur.

The blindfolded Medusa entangles the merman, and forms a clique with her to teach some kind of unique secrets. Instead, the angel and the demon walk together, exchanging their opinions on the identity of the master, and then there are disagreements and quarrels. .

To be precise, it was the little succubus who unilaterally refused to give up.

"The master is the master. As a guardian angel, I am naturally willing to draw my sword and fight for him, and fold my wings for him!"

The angel's hair is brighter than the sun, her eyes are bluer than the lake, she is wearing silver armor, her expression is extremely firm, the white wings behind her exude pure holy light, said: "I will be his warrior and guardian !"

The little succubus hugged her peach-heart tail, and said with a smile: "Silly angel, don't you understand why the role of master is such a role? Demons are very specific creatures. We are indeed picky and jealous, but we can only Find your master...whether as a servant, master or companion."

The big beauties and the little lolitas gathered together in groups of three or four, and the visual sense was like a mortal emperor choosing a concubine.

——As for why they are all beautiful female goblins, Amitabha, considering that the mage is a straight man, the female goblin might still feel pity for her and replace it with a male goblin. Everyone thinks that the mage might be hungry halfway and just go straight to the pot.

Besides, we still don't know whether the future fairy is male or female. Maybe some people don't like male goblins, but no one will hate the beautiful young lady. This is also a kind of guarantee.

As a master of the Buddha, what he sees with his eyes is the truth. All the scenes of lively beauties and little lolitas fighting with each other have all changed, abruptly turning into different types of cute fluffy Get together and act cute.

The nine-tailed fox blinked its eyes, and was the first to notice the arrival of the mage. It immediately put away the fox's natural obsequiousness, and Xiao Man stopped twisting his waist. Over the Buddha's lord."

With her taking the lead, the other fairies also reacted, and knelt down on the ground, all of them were very scheming, either showing a white jade-like neck, or cautiously raising their heads to reveal a pair of big watery eyes.

The mage was very relieved, and was very satisfied with the ability of the two arhats. Among the goblins, although some did not have fur, they were all of the highest quality. There were only two foxes, one red and one white. Yes, all have nine tails, and you can choose any color you want.

"Yes, yes, all benefactors, get up."

The mage laughed loudly: "Well, well, there are all kinds of pets, and now the pet shop of Sajia can be opened!"

Fairies: "?"