Three Burials of the Tang Dynasty with Bronze Head and Iron Arm[Comprehensive English and American]

The mage's thinking is pretty good, but the actual operation...

Q: How many steps does it take to open a pet store?

Answer: Three steps.

Buy a piece of land, install a pet store, and open it.

But in fact, a penny beats a hero.

Firstly, the gold and silver of the Tang Dynasty are black goods in modern times, and it is impossible to circulate and use them at all. All kinds of goblin food.

In short, Sanbu is really poor this time.

"My husband has always dressed lightly and kept his sleeves clean. I still have some troubles here. You and I are a husband and wife. If your husband can use it for your business, just take it."

The daughter of the king smiled shyly, and gently took the arm of the third funeral. She has a beautiful face, a peerless appearance, and a graceful attitude, which is not inferior to any fairies or demons. She carefully considered her words and said softly: "It's fine if your husband is happy." .”

What the lord said is true. As the lord of a country, she wears pearls and emeralds on a daily basis. A single pearl on a phoenix crown is enough for a mortal to struggle for a hundred years. What's more, she also wore a pearl when she came. Skewered sweatshirts.

"The lord is joking, how can the Sa family move your dowry?"

One word from the mage made the king's cheeks flush with embarrassment, showing the attitude of a little daughter. He stretched out his arms, hugged his wife into his arms, and said with a low laugh: "There must be a way for the car to reach the mountain, and there must be a way for the boat to reach the bridge. Naturally, let’s talk about those annoying things in the small world, even if you don’t open a pet shop, door-to-door sales are okay, come, come, the lord can hold you tight!”

When his beloved wife hugged his waist, the mage opened a crack in space with his bare hands, reached out his hand to catch the sulking Wukong, and protected the swollen golden little monkey on his chest, saying: "Hey, don't get angry. As a teacher, I already have a king, and those dozens of female goblins are really not the harem of the teacher, Jiuniang and the others have already decided on a place for the teacher."

The little monkey gritted his teeth, stuck in his arms aggrievedly, and drooped his big hairy tail.

It's rare to be alone with the master, so it's okay to have multiple wives, after all, she is the wife of the master, and Wukong is pleasing to the eyes when he sees the dignified and beautiful lord, but why are there dozens of beautiful and strange female fairies?

The mage's warm and generous palm touched his back one after another, and the little monkey, which was still wrestling with the banshee, was slowly smoothed out, and he said aggrievedly: "Master, don't worry, it's just a pet shop in the district, Wukong asked the land old man If you want a piece of land, as long as it is within the scope of the jurisdiction of the land, you can open up space magic, and master can open it wherever you want."

Speaking of this, Wukong is a monkey by nature, and he couldn't help being a little curious: "Since it's not for money, why does Master insist on opening a pet shop and giving away female fairies for nothing?"

The mage sighed with a nostalgic attitude: "When the Sajia IX was reincarnated, I once watched a series on Bilibili, called Horror Pet Shop. The setting of this series is very interesting, but there are only four episodes, which is a pity. Before Sajia has time to read its comics, reincarnation is over."

Wukong showed a clear look, and said very understandingly: "So this series has become your regret, is it a tribute to it?"

"Ah, that's not true. The reincarnation of that life ended quite quickly. After returning to Xitian as a teacher, I felt aggrieved and entrusted the author with a dream. In the dream, I chatted with the author about the follow-up development."

Sanbu said calmly: "The scale of the dream was quite large. In addition to Aoyama who was still working on the draft, Kishimoto who drew Naruto was also there. I don't know why it didn't take long for him to finish it."

Wukong: "... Maybe it's a feeling in my heart."

The mage found the place with the most merits, fixed the position by three times, five times and two divisions, and said while jumping: "When I was learning the scriptures in the family, I felt that our master and apprentice are suitable for opening a zoo, but the zoo doesn't sell animals, so let's change it." Become Earl D's pet shop, don't look at Sajia who has a brawny head and an iron arm and an undefeated golden body, who hasn't even reached the second stage!"

It's just that as an otaku, the mage didn't indulge in the muscles of European and American superheroes in his second year of middle school, but fell into the charm of platelets and Kuangsan. The only things he still remembers deeply in his ninth reincarnation are comics and paper figures.

And superheroes, following the trend and watching movies, are gone.

After the darkness in front of them passed, the three mages kept their feet on the ground and finally arrived at the small world to be saved this time.

The view is green, the small river, the trees on both sides are lush and lush, and a cross-like object is inserted obliquely by the river, it is actually in a suburb with beautiful mountains and rivers.

The king's eyes fluttered, and there was a look of surprise in his beautiful eyes, and he said softly: "Husband, the scenery here is very beautiful."

The mage with eyes wide open: "..."

Wukong with the same piercing eyes: "..."

If it weren't for the lonely souls and wild ghosts everywhere in the mountains and plains, the mage would definitely agree with a few words, and by the way, accompany the king to recite a poem, make a match, and then play a game or two.

But the person who buried his Buddha for the third time has never seen so many ghosts at one time—note, they are not souls, but homeless ghosts. They have nowhere to go, and they are not in any place. Because he died too unjustly during his lifetime, even though he was not filled with resentment or causing trouble after his death, the ghost messengers would not come to arrest him without an order.

"It's strange, only those who forget their identity and name, completely abandon the past, and are not recognized by the world will become lonely ghosts, with nowhere to go, and it is usually rare to see."

The mage took good care of his wife and asked doubtfully, "Why are there so many ghosts and ghosts here, and most of them have golden brilliance?"

He calmed down and took a closer look: what he saw were all illusory bodies, wandering souls, there were about a hundred people in number, and the whole was basically divided into two camps. around.

The leader... is a handsome young man with a bald head, a beautiful face and long legs. From what other people call him, he seems to be a very educated little professor. It seems that his legs and feet were not very good before his death. Even in the state of a soul, he would subconsciously touch him. leg.

And the other leader is a young man holding a helmet in his hand. He is the kind of handsome and sexy women love most. He has a very aggressive aura and his soul is in the state of youth. If it weren't for him He was still holding a cute little girl, and the little girl was still calling him daddy, so it was hard to tell that he was already the father of several children.

Look at the other lonely ghosts, the man in the sexy jacket with cat ear hair and the young man with silver hair gathered together, impatiently stretched out his paws and shook them threateningly, and there was a young boy with wings flying above their heads, Cherish hugs her fluffy wings, wanting to feel its warmth.

When Wukong saw this kind of goblin combination with all the handsome men and beautiful women, he felt a headache. He always thought that this stupid monk would be spotted by someone, so he glanced away and said with a sneer: "The smoky atmosphere, if it weren't for the strong golden light of merit, the old sun would have thought it was A group of goblins."

This look, although the face is very handsome, but at a glance, the monkey thought that the female goblins had been turned by someone.

As soon as the king heard the words "lonely soul and wild ghost", she knew that she couldn't get in the way, but she had great trust in her husband, so naturally she didn't have any fear. She just smiled and showed the appearance of a mistress, never letting her lover lose lost face.

"... Amitabha, this is a person, this is a person, the teammate chosen by the Sa family, chosen by themselves, chosen by themselves."

The mage read it three times, and then said: "Wukong, the mutants have stimulated the power in their bodies, and they can be regarded as half cultivators. Don't be so rude, and most of them have golden merits. They must be superheroes. If you judge Yes, it seems that they are Professor X and Magneto."

Wukong hooked the tip of his tail, hugged the third burial patiently, and snorted: "If it weren't for the golden light protection of merit, a group of lonely and wild ghosts would have disappeared long ago. How could Master come over? How weird is the world that so many people with meritorious virtues can die here."

"The Sajia is also puzzled by this point, but the Sajia only read the character introduction, maybe it is a special requirement of the plot."

The mage was puzzled, but soon relieved, but: "The Sajia just counted, and none of them are bad. Basically, all the people with names and surnames are here. Although they are all dead, their souls are more concentrated anyway. Save the Sajia for another one." Find them one by one."

He didn't control the volume of his words, so all the souls around him heard them clearly, and they couldn't help but leaned over in doubt, and asked, "Can you see me?"

"Sajia can not only see it, but also touch it."

The mage couldn't help but laugh. Seeing that Professor X and Magneto looked serious, and they had already made a look of "let's talk", he pulled the Qiankun bag and said via voice transmission: "Is the angel here? Come out and deal with the Sa family This relationship, you have an extraordinary status in the West, you must win the trust of them."

The angel was summoned and immediately ended her dormancy. She is the most typical western woman, with milk-like skin glowing softly, with a holy appearance, three-dimensional features, curly blond hair draped over her shoulders, a long sword in her hand, and firm eyes. She suddenly appeared in the In the forest, almost blindingly beautiful.

Angel Warren was the first to speak. It was rare to see a living mutant compatriot. He couldn't help saying happily: "Professor, she is also a mutant. Look, her wings are the same as mine!"

Charles looked vigilant, and Magneto stood in front of him calmly, but soon, angels' innate affinity for humans made them quickly let go of their guard.

"I am one of the angels God Yahweh created, called Gloria, and I have been ordered to guide you on your way."

Gloria originally belonged to Lucifer. After Lucifer fell into the sky, God was furious, and the angels who did not fall with Lucifer were also knocked down. Gloria was one of them, and most of the other angels joined Lucifer again. camp, but Gloria did not agree with Lucifer.

She helps humans in the world, but she also misses the past heaven. If she can return to heaven by protecting a good person who always has golden light of merit, that would be great.

The holy angel leaned on the sword with both hands, and the edge of the sword sank into the ground. She fixedly looked at Charles, looked at his gentle and tolerant sky blue eyes, as if she suddenly forgot the entrustment of the third burial, and knelt down on one knee to this human being desperately. Down.

Charles paused for a moment. He was still thinking about Gloria's words. He couldn't be sure whether she was a special mutant like Warren or a real angel, because in his astral state, he saw the church in the angel's soft holy light.

The angel lowered his holy head and asked sincerely: "Would you like to be my master? As long as you are willing to make a contract with me, Gloria will be your sharpest sword and strongest shield, no matter you are poor or rich, No matter how humble or noble, I will draw my sword and fight for you, fold my wings for you, and never leave you forever."

The angel couldn't wait to recite her oath, as if there were children singing in the choir, Charles pinched his brows and said in disbelief: "It's hard to imagine, Eric, there really is a god in this world .”

Everything was too fast, as if a piece of pie fell from the sky, but he knew it was not a trap, because he heard the voice of the angel, and Gloria took the initiative to open her heart to him, telling him that everything was true, and so was she.

The angel told him in his heart: "I love you, I love the pure soul, the angel's love and oath mean eternity."

Charles didn't speak, and gently helped her up.

He believed this, but God showed up too late.