Three Burials of the Tang Dynasty with Bronze Head and Iron Arm[Comprehensive English and American]

Tony sat on the sofa in the living room, eyeing the pet shop owner with a kind of Stark arrogance (cute).

It was a little surprising that the shop owner himself was a rather young Asian man, with delicate features, a thick back, and extremely muscular development. His bald head reflected blindingly dazzling light under the fluorescent lamp. Just send" cheap page game atmosphere.

Full of page game atmosphere, San Zan tidied up the dark green cheongsam Tang suit with large peonies embroidered on it - this is the same style as the horror pet shop specially sewn by the king. His muscles have stretched the loose Tang suit out of the shape of his abdominal muscles.

"The Sajia knows that you have a lot of questions, maybe Fu Rui is still eavesdropping on the enemy, but the Sajia doesn't care too much."

After a few worlds, Tony knew whether he wanted to eat blueberry pie or donuts as soon as he raised his beard, and he could guess what he was thinking just by looking at his dignified expression.

The mage beckoned, summoned a big fox, and said while stroking its fur: "This pet shop is specially opened for superheroes. The smell of wine is also afraid of deep alleys. I will trouble you to call the Justice League and the Avengers later." ad."

That fox is Jiuniang who entertained Tony just now. She has a smooth red fur and feels very good in the hand. At this moment, she is timidly lying under the master's palm, with a pair of charming fox eyes that almost shed tears. Passing the skin of a nine-tailed fox, even though the evil fox deserved it for its many crimes, Jiuniang still couldn't help shaking.

Seeing the fox shaking into a sieve, Tony: "..."

Tony was a little puzzled—as a genius, whether he was the chairman of Stark Industries in the mall or the superhero Iron Man on the battlefield, he could see people quite accurately. It's not like the underworld oppressing the poor second generation of Hitler.

And the two clerks, although the one who raised the western black dragon didn't look right, but the one who raised the angel had blue eyes and bald head, and was as gentle as a holy father.

Why are these beautiful girls so afraid of him?

The rich man with a mustache coughed lightly, trying to confirm the matter again: "These pets—I mean, these girls who call themselves pets, will they all be sold?"

Speaking of this, he laughed self-deprecatingly: "At first I thought they were mutants, but mutants have disappeared for a long time, and they don't respond to magnetic fields."

"Sajia runs a pet store, the legal one."

The sorcerer took it for granted: "Smuggling people is against the law... Besides, it's not all unresponsive. The two clerks of the Sa's shop are not feeling well right now. You don't like it."

Tony sharply said, "Is your clerk a mutant?"

There has been no news about mutants for a long time, and their birth rate is getting lower and lower. Whether it is the Avengers or the Justice League, there has been no information about them for a long time. It is not that they did not help, but when the mutants were in the most difficult time , the Justice League is facing the Steppenwolf, and the Avengers are facing the Titans.

Both sides are too busy to take care of themselves, and when the alien invaders are dealt with, the mutants will completely disappear from people's eyes.

The mage didn't feel anything wrong at all: "Yes, they are the leaders of the mutants. The Sa family opened a pet shop to make money for Charles and then opened a mutant academy. After all, we are all legal citizens and cannot be deceived."

Tony had an unbelievable expression on his face, as if he heard some big joke: "You said mutant leader?! No, it's impossible, areyoukidding?!"

As Iron Man, Tony certainly knows the two mutant leaders quite well. Both Professor X and Magneto have stopped many villains who wanted to destroy the world. He recognizes these two mutants as heroes, even if Magneto once caused trouble .

But Professor X and Magneto in the S.H.I.E.L.D. data have wrinkled faces, are the same age as his grandfather, and smile like two chrysanthemums!How is it similar to those two young, tender and gay men who are still obsessed with being gay!

The mage threw down an explosive message: "It's not just the two of them. In fact, there are a bunch of mutants in the store. The sign at the door is made by Magneto. I'll introduce you after the pets are sold out. Remember to spread the word and let Fury come too." Come on, what we do here is all legal business."

Tony: "..."

Tony supported his forehead and fell into deep thought. Although he didn't know whether the news was true or not, the mage's attitude was here. He obviously didn't expect his trip to be so smooth. It took a while for Bai to digest the excessive amount of information.

Then he couldn't help sending out a real question mark.

Tony: "You told me your pet store is legal?"

A nail shop who opened up his own space and stuffed his store in two financial buildings, and a shop owner who sells beautiful girls as pets, you actually talk to me about legality? !

The mage is confident: "All I sell are pets, foxes, cats, rabbits, bats - the law allows it."

Yes, a fox with nine tails, a cat with nine tails, a bunny with a bulging front and a raised back, and a little bat with a loli face.

Tony tugged at his tie and said, "How do you explain elves, demons, and vampires? There are also mermaids in the pool! The law does not allow you to sell these rare species."

"But the law doesn't say I'm not allowed to sell elves."

The mage pushed the fox aside: "This is also their own idea, but Sajia said that these little guys will only be sold to superheroes, they can't survive independently, before the next thunder disaster comes, they must find a suitable owner , otherwise it will basically be the end of being buried in the thunder disaster."

Tony, who received the new vocabulary, immediately repeated it sharply, and asked suspiciously: "Thunder robbery? What is that?"

Hearing his rhetorical question, the sorcerer paused for a moment, and suddenly said, yes, he hasn't revealed the origin to Tony yet, he doesn't understand the method of cultivation, and he probably doesn't know what thunder calamity is.

After thinking about it, the mage felt that the earl’s mysterious persona could not be lost, but he couldn’t bear Tony’s effort, so he first picked and picked the ones and explained the origins of the fairies to Tony in detail, saying: “The fairies have to survive the thunder disaster. Otherwise, God gave them such a long lifespan, wouldn’t they be blessed in the process of cultivation? In this thunder disaster, the goblins can continue to practice if they can pass it, but they will die if they can’t pass it.”

Hearing this, Jiuniang lowered her head bitterly, and whimpered in a low voice—this is also the main reason why they fought to defeat their fellow clansmen and traveled with the holy monk to choose their master.

Little monsters like them, what they want all their lives is to become an immortal, and the holy monk Jin Chanzi will be the head of all Buddhas in the future, one of the five leaders in the world, the difference between immortals and monsters is like the difference between clouds and mud, and Jiuniang is again Beauty, the mage looks at her no differently than looking at a little hair ball that has not yet been born with spiritual intelligence.

In the world of Journey to the West, you are born as a demon, people are afraid of you, gods hate you, even more powerful Taoist priests or extreme gods will kill you, but if you become a fairy, everything will be different.

"So they have to rely on Chaoying to survive?"

Even though Sanbu did not reveal his origin, nor did he tell the truth about the role of merit, Tony still immediately deduced the relevant information keenly: "So there is something in us that ordinary people and criminals don't have, and that is definitely not supernatural. ability, because I am an ordinary person.”

The mage looked at him with fatherly eyes.

——Worthy of being the favorite of the Sa family!

Tony was terrified by his eyes, and always felt that something was wrong, and said, "You seem to know me very well."

The mage took a sip of tea, hugged the king who served the tea to entertain the guests, and considered whether to take off the precarious vest: "The whole world knows Tony Stark."

Iron Man who couldn't refute: "..."

It's really suffocating, this rough guy who trades people in a vicious way, and can even cosplay the pig next door with a butcher knife, his wife is actually a beautiful beauty.

Completely different from the pet girls waiting for customers to choose, this proprietress who called herself Mrs. Tang was graceful, elegant, gentle and noble. Even wearing a simple white shirt and suit pants, she could be seen to be extraordinarily like a king.

Tony changed the subject: "Is this the proprietress?"

"You don't need to be so polite. My concubine's husband's family name is Tang. Based on your relationship with Brother Yu, you can call her Aunt Tang."

The king comforted him softly: "Brother Yu and I have no intention of concealing the origin, but he has such a temper, and I am willing to play with him. You don't have to be afraid, and you don't have to worry about our conspiracy against superheroes. Medusa has already concluded a contract with you." The contract, life and death are in your mind, you will not betray."

Speaking of which, she looked at Tony's increasingly uncomfortable expression, covered her smile and said, "Brother Yu, what you said is really good, little Tony is arrogant and cute, and he has no way to treat others with kindness. Now it seems that this is really the case , very interesting."

"Would the Sajia coax you, Lord, look, aren't little Tony's big caramel-colored eyes very cute?"

The mage smiled slightly, and said a few words to the lord affectionately, and then continued to say to Tony: "Sajia knows that you are very suspicious of our origins, and you don't trust us enough, but now is not the time to tell the truth. When the Sajia sells out the pets, I must explain it clearly to you one by one, and if I want to know the truth, I will introduce the superheroes."

Tony: "..." The purpose is too obvious.

As soon as he heard this, he knew that he probably wouldn't be able to ask about the other party's background today, but this wave is not bad. Apart from the shopkeeper and the proprietress, he got a lot of other information.

Iron Man left in a daze.