Three Burials of the Tang Dynasty with Bronze Head and Iron Arm[Comprehensive English and American]

Avengers Building.

Tony put his arms around Medusa's slender waist, and said to his comrades with a sad face, "I can explain."

Of course he could explain that Medusa's snake tail is more than three meters long. In order not to cause commotion in the city, the snake beauty turned out her legs, but she is still a snake after all. Although those long honey-colored legs look slender and beautiful, but In fact, it is soft and weak, unable to walk at all, and can only cling itself to the strong arms and chest of the new owner as soft and boneless as possible.

But Tony Stark Playboy Fame!

Question: You are a superhero. You have a playboy teammate who is famous in New York and even the world. The models you collect can go around the building. When you come back from a mission, you suddenly have a charming beauty in your arms. What do you think?

Looking at the seductive face of the snake beauty, the Avengers all showed a meaningful expression, and said very understandingly: "You don't need to explain, Tony, we all understand."

Only Steve, the upright Captain America glanced at Medusa, his small expression looked a little puzzled, as if he was wondering why his teammates had such a reaction.

Tony, who has no credibility in this regard: "..."

What do you know?What do you know? !

He looked gloomy, and couldn't believe that he would be so unscrupulous in the eyes of his teammates. He would mess with pretty girls even when he was on a mission. God knows how long he has been vacant!

Only Captain America's pure and innocent eyes at this moment can give him some comfort. It turns out that only Captain America believes in him!

Medusa's narrow and charming dark purple eyes almost never leave the eyes of the new owner. Seeing Tony's dumbfounding expression, she couldn't help but move closer and asked softly, "What's wrong with you, Master?" .”

The avengers' eyes were burning, and they gasped!

Tony: "..."

For some reason, he felt that the eyes of his comrades had undergone an incredible change in an instant, from "Short oil, as expected of Tony Stark" to "Rich people really know how to play".

The snake beauty seemed to enjoy this gaze very much, and was also very happy to bind her special relationship with her new master. She tilted her head, her curly dark green hair was spread on her honey-colored shoulders, and said with a smile: "Master? "

"It's nothing, it's just that I have felt the comradeship from the little birds for a long time. In order to let me stay with you for a while, they are so considerate that they don't even want new equipment."

This was a righteous threat, and then Tony turned his head expressionlessly, and said to his comrades: "This is a witness, put away your dirty thoughts, friends."

Hearing this sentence, the expressions of Hawkeye and Falcon became a little more serious—they had to have confidence in Tony, maybe it was just a coincidence that the witness was a peerless and beautiful girl.

Until they saw Tony bring the charming beauty to the sofa, and then carefully let go of his hand, while the beautiful girl with a voluptuous and charming voice like a hook had a weak waist and two legs. I couldn't even lift it up, as if I was overwhelmed and fell down.

She exhaled like blue: "Master, you are really strong."

Medusa's compliment is true. After all, her weight is different from ordinary girls. She has a plump figure and a three-meter-long snake tail. It is definitely not something that can be summed up by three hundred catties.

Tony's tired bones were almost brittle, but when he heard a compliment, even if it was a snake's compliment, the man's self-esteem still made him raise his mustache, and said complacently, "It's average."

Clint and Sam looked at each other tacitly, and at the same time, they saw such a line of barrage in each other's eyes - I believe you, you devil, you mustache rich man is very bad!

Compared with the eagle eyes with divergent thinking, the black widow's observation ability is obviously better. She almost immediately noticed that there was something wrong with the woman Tony brought back. This beautiful woman dressed like the queen of the Nile perfectly avoided everyone's eyes. Let no one see her eyes.

Natasha said solemnly: "What's going on, Tony?"

"Don't look into her eyes, she'll be turned to stone."

Tony stopped Natasha from further exploration, then tore off his scarf from the collar, covered Medusa's eyes very carefully, looked at the meek posture of this beautiful snake, and said: "You are ready Have you broken your own three views? Especially you, old Popsicle."

"You and your high-tech have been doing this all the time. I thought I was getting used to breaking the three views."

Steve didn't seem to be curious about what it means to be "turned into stone". He smiled and blinked: "I think this time I'm the one who got the new information first."

Tony glanced at him suspiciously, and first said to the quiet and docile Medusa: "Go and rest first, Medusa."

Medusa raised her seductive red lips, tapped her slender thighs lightly with her slender and soft fingertips, and begged coquettishly: "Will you not come to hug me, master?"

Falcon: "...just ask who can stand up to this?"

However, after the queen's coquettish offensive along the way, Tony's antibody was strong enough to withstand it. He snapped his fingers and ordered, "Friday!"

The dutiful housekeeper, Friday, immediately began navigating the new resident with her electronic voice: "Miss Medusa."

"No need, Miss Housekeeper, I can smell the master's scent, the most concentrated place is his room, right?"

Medusa's glamorous face and enchanting figure seem to be a kind of poison, which makes people unable to resist exploring her smart and charming eyes. She seems to know this, so when she realizes that the human beings around her are all After being the trusted companion of the new owner, she showed her red snake tail without any shyness, and interrupted the intention of searching simply and neatly.

The enchanting snake beauty lazily stretched her waist, and swung her tail coquettishly under the horrified eyes of the avengers. She actively avoided the information exchange between the avengers. Before leaving, she pestered Tony and kissed him. Under the ear, all the cold breath sprayed on the neck of the mustache rich man.

Medusa said softly: "The snake's hearing is very poor, but my perception is very sensitive. Master, I am indeed afraid of Lord Buddha, but your contract is above fear. I belong to you."

The air was silent for five seconds, and Friday suddenly reminded dutifully: "But the place where the boss smells the most is the studio, Miss Medusa, you are in the wrong place!"

"........."

Tony spread his hands: "Look, I can explain."

Clint was the first to jump up, with an unbelievable expression on his face, he said in shock: "Fuck! What did you bring back, Tin Can? Are you mutants? The same type as angels?"

"Not a mutant, she doesn't respond to magnetic fields."

Tony rubbed his chin: "And I also met the real angel, a big blond sweetheart, except that she doesn't have big breasts, she is simply a sexually transformed version of Cap."

Captain America, who couldn't refute for a while: "..."

Tony raised his eyebrows immediately, and said confidently, "It's all Fury's fault. His agents can't get into that strange pet shop, so Iron Man can only check it himself."

He sorted out and analyzed what he had seen and heard and his own speculations to the other Avengers, and then said: "A group of gentle and considerate beautiful girls entertain you, ask and say anything, the harmony and friendliness almost make me doubt that I have gone to heaven."

Who can stand this?Iron Man is not a guy with a heart of stone. He can't investigate these ordinary people with no criminal history or criminal tendencies too far.

Moreover, that bald man speaks the truth, and operates legally and never cheats. He was almost led astray!

"So what you mean is that there is a bald man with a monkey on his shoulder in that pet shop, and he leads a group of beautiful girls of Audrey Hepburn level to entertain you."

After listening to Tony's information, Clint concluded with great interest, saying: "In the end, our playboy didn't do anything, he was as pure as little Alice in Wonderland in a fairy tale. came back?"

"First of all, you are right. They are indeed a group of beautiful girls at the level of Audrey Hepburn, but they are also legendary vampires, succubi, mermaids and elves."

Tony held his forehead heavily, and said with a pained expression on his face, "The most terrible thing is that I brought back a Medusa, God knows what happened at that time, I didn't even pay, and then everyone Tell me this snake beauty is mine, I control her life and death, and I even agreed to help with a superhero commercial."

Falcon Sam, who has been single for many years, made an envious voice: "As expected, Tony Stark is the dream lover of two-thirds of women in New York. Even if he just goes out, there are beautiful girls who take the initiative to post. This sounds really enviable. .”

"Only two thirds? It's impossible, tell me, who is the dream lover of the other third beautiful girl?"

Tony tugged at the collar of his shirt in dissatisfaction: "Is it Captain America? It's an old popsicle, forget it."

Steve smiled and didn't speak. His expression looked a little helpless, and there was some connivance towards Tony, but he didn't see much surprise.

Wait, Tony suddenly felt like something was wrong.

This is unscientific, everyone else has a thoughtful expression of opening the door to a new world, but Steve doesn't!

It's unbelievable, facing creatures like Medusa and angels, is the old Popsicle's acceptance so high?

"Okay, Tony, can you stop looking at me with the eyes of discovering the new world? I'm really not surprised."

Steve made a gesture of surrender to Tony, and explained: "I accepted the mission with you, but the content of my mission was that there was a suspected Wolverine in Manhattan. Logan and I were in the second We met during the World War, so it can be said that we are old friends, so this mission was given to me by Fury, and we set off together."

Tony asked suspiciously: "Is there any relationship between the two? Don't tell me that Logan also raised a Medusa."

"You guessed right, but Logan is not raising Medusa, but a werewolf, a werewolf in the true sense."

Steve's expression looked relaxed: "We have a good relationship, and he also trusts me, so he revealed some special information to me. I may not be able to tell you more for the time being, but we can trust that pet store. "

He winked at Tony, and said gently: "We should inform Fury in advance that we are going to cooperate with mutants, and the owner is preparing a big surprise recently, about you and the Avengers, about you are not very good Contacted Bruce Wayne Jr., also about Wanda."

As soon as he mentioned the little Batman who bumped into him, Tony immediately became vigilant: "What do you mean?"

What a big surprise, could my dad stand in front of me with that gorgeous bald head and praise how well I did a good job of talking back to Captain America and the Winter Soldier every day?

"Temporarily keep it secret, big genius, you can guess."

Captain America smiled mysteriously. He was very grateful for this opportunity to deflate a genius. He patted Hawkeye on the shoulder and said softly: "Clint, I have prepared a document. You and Nata will come to brother Let Tan go, since our Iron Man has agreed to advertise, he must not break his promise, the Justice League needs to know about this pet shop."

Hawkeye had a wtf expression on his face: "It's a dream start, how did things get to this point?"

Iron Man also murmured in disbelief: "Cap, you are really crazy. According to my understanding, you shouldn't be such an easy-going person. What exactly did Logan show you? To allow you to accept these things so quickly .”

"Something...not very materialistic?"

Steve recalled the materials and real objects he had seen, and couldn't help but give him a hug, and said with a smile, "Don't worry Tony, trust me, you will be surprised."

"I'm actually taken aback now."

Iron Man said coldly: "You will be the next one to go to the pet shop, Captain, I will eat for you alone."

Steve said with difficulty: "Okay, I'll go."

He really couldn't refuse. Logan had already mentioned to him that the girls brought by the mage really couldn't survive independently. No matter how powerful they were, they had to rely on the merits of superheroes to protect them in order to survive.

The mage still counts and brings special products, and one person can only have more or less. If he refuses because of his shame, those girls will basically not be able to survive.

So... the second customer of the pet shop is him?As Captain America, you should lead by example.