Three Burials of the Tang Dynasty with Bronze Head and Iron Arm[Comprehensive English and American]

The mage didn't know that he posted a vampire loli, and when he took his wife and lover to Gotham for a three-day trip to Arkham, the third and fourth guests also came to the pet shop. They are Superman and Batman.

When Superman knocked on the door, Nine-Tailed Fox was still imparting Gongdou experience to his compatriot, Silly Baitian, from "the 36 styles of a fox spirit teasing a scholar" to "how to be promoted from a master's pet to a beloved wife".

"Foxes are different from other goblins. The ancestor Daji's reputation among humans is not very good. Even the fox that brought our entire Qingqiu and Tushan doesn't have a good reputation. Compared with angels, succubi and elves, they are not born with a good reputation." Advantage."

Jiuniang has a charming figure and beautiful appearance. As an avant-garde, trendy and aesthetic fox, she is the fastest to accept new things among a group of goblins. She changed her clothes into a tight-fitting cheongsam that can highlight her temperament early on. Koudan, who is dyed bright red, has a big hairy tail on his arms.

"Little Bell, look at your skin. It's smooth and smooth to the touch. Why did you give birth to four black jiojio? If you don't learn how to be cute on your own initiative, I'm afraid that all the fairies around Buddha will become immortals. You also I can't find a master who is willing to support you."

Jiu Niang tapped the little white fox's eyebrows with her fingertips, hating iron for not becoming steel, and said: "You are born with congenital deficiencies, and you will perish in the first thunder disaster. If the Buddha's heart did not kindly allow you to choose a master with me, you are afraid that you will die in the thunderstorm." If I get robbed, my aunt won't ask you to give me extra points, but don't hold her back, okay?"

The little chubby fox dozed off when he heard it. He was only seven years old this year. How could he understand Jiuniang's painstaking efforts? He ate when he was hungry and slept when he was sleepy. Finally, he lazily turned his belly out, revealing Four black jiojio.

Jiu Niang sighed sadly: "Little oil bottle."

"Who told you to take it with you? This little chubby fox is incomplete in human form, either with multiple fox tails, or with multiple pairs of fox ears. I don't know how to be coquettish and cute, what to do with it."

As a succubus, born in the abyss, Ovelia, who competed with her siblings for life and death, obviously didn't understand the feelings of mammalian goblins. She hooked the tip of the peach heart's tail and said lazily: "Fox You have a bad reputation in the first place, and you are still dragging your family, I see who will want you."

Succubus is right. Jiuniang is a thousand-year-old fox after all. She is proficient in all kinds of piano, chess, calligraphy and painting. There is no need to be so worried when choosing a master for a little cub with congenital deficiencies, and it is not convenient to compete with other goblins.

Jiu Niang glanced at her and said, "Little heartless, now is not the time for you to sleep with your concubine's tail on your head."

As soon as she finished speaking, there was a sudden knock on the door.

Jiu Niang picked up the little bell: "A new guest?"

"It's two men, but it's too coincidental. There are several guests in succession, all of whom are the type I don't like the most! Are all human men now so self-conscious? It's not as good as the young man who came here for the first time. Beard, with such a clean angel, I will really starve to death."

The succubus girl sniffed in mid-air, flicked her tail not too interested, and kicked the nine-life cat nestled in a ball beside her leg with a jio: "Puppet, go open the door."

The loli cat woke up instantly from the dream full of dried fish, and ran to open the door angrily——Different from the spoiled and vicious little succubus, the puppet has a weird personality and is very childish, but it is also quite silly and sweet. She is the most common and common kind of elf, the breed is a puppet, and the so-called feline tsundere is basically squeamish on her.

So, when the mysterious and eerie pet store finally opened, the curious Superman saw heaven.

A chubby puppet cat propped up its upper body, opened the door with soft pink paw pads like a human being, poked out a small fluffy head and looked up curiously, from the perspective of Superman, she can still see her pink The tender kitten's mouth and clear and ignorant blue eyes seem to have cut a small piece of sky into it.

The puppet's baby voice started to show its cuteness: "Meow?"

Which Superman can withstand this scene!

In short, Clark's expression softened in an instant: "Bruce, I saw a walking dollar bill."

Batman: "..."

That's right, as a senior cat slave, despite Superman's glamor on the surface, in fact, he doesn't even have a cat behind his back. The only chance to get in touch with cats is probably to clock in every day to go to Gotham to smoke Batman. After all, feline heroes are also cats.

The walking dollar scratched Superman's trousers angrily. According to the patriarch's instruction, it adjusted the angle and strength with special attention to ensure that it remained in the cutest posture, and the arrogance would not become pampered .

"Little guy, are you kidding me?"

Clark's heart melted into spring water. He picked up the fat puppet, took a deep breath on its hairy belly, and then skillfully picked it up in his arms.

The puppet who was suddenly slapped by rua: "..."

Yes, a little shame!

So when Superman tried to take another breath, the puppet cat stretched out two pink and tender jiojio, firmly pressed against Superman's handsome face, the little face under the fur was flushed with shame: "You, you, you You haven’t signed a contract with the cat yet, meow! You can’t kiss meow! You can’t even kiss the paw pads!”

The puppet cat's shameful fur exploded.

That's right, just as the puppet was talking, Superman, who hadn't reacted, had already started to delight the rua cat's paw pad...

But names are still important!The puppet really likes this human male who is overly enthusiastic at the first meeting, and is even willing to wear a cat bell for him, but she can't play hooligans without a contract, so she has no choice but to meow!

So when the puppet's soft, shy and angry loli voice appeared in Superman's ear, the scene was a bit embarrassing.

Visible to the naked eye, Superman stopped sucking the cat.

The puppet hooked its paw pads, tried to hold its big hairy tail tightly, refused to let Superman continue to bury his chest, tried to flatten the ears of the plane, and whispered: "You can kiss after making a contract."

Don't look at her arrogantly raising her jaw, in fact, the whole cat is very disturbed: Is this hint obvious enough?

However, under Batman's increasingly stern and increasingly disapproving eyes, Superman put down the cat as calmly as a chicken with his scalp numb, and said very sincerely, "I'm sorry."

The puppet stared at him blankly, in disbelief.

"You, what did you say?"

The little cat held back his sobs: "You say it again?!"

Clark felt ashamed as soon as he heard the little milk voice, and sincerely apologized for what he had done: "I'm sorry."

Muppet: "..."

What is this sunny!sky!clap!Thunder!

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No, I can't bear it at all!

I can't bear it anymore!Wow cry out loud! ! ! ! !

The puppet hiccupped in grievance on the spot, got up from the ground, and was so sad that she almost didn't want to speak humanly. She sobbed twice with her furry hair, and finally turned into a human form, wronged and fierce Baba glared at Superman: "Too much! I hate humans! I hate meow!"

Clark froze in place helplessly.

The puppet is a cat demon. There are many similarities between the human form and the prototype. Monsters are like this. For example, foxes have very enchanting body curves, and their eyes are all narrow and charming fox eyes without exception. The puppet is of course the same.

Her human form is a 1.5-meter loli. Compared with the oversized Clark and Bruce, she is too small and cute, especially the little girl still has soft baby fat on her face, a pair of round cat eyes, and cat ears. , even the mouth is a pink and tender w-shaped kitten mouth!

This stare with red eye circles and teary eyes not only has no deterrent effect at all, but looks like acting like a baby to someone.

Clark: "..." Oops, kind of cute.

Batman's shadow was cast on Superman, and he said coldly: "She may not look like an adult, Superman."

I don't know why, but the new guest is just an ordinary person, but Jiuniang just feels that Alexander, she tried her best to ignore the golden light of the new guest's merits that can blind people's eyes and make all the goblins covet, and firmly justify the puppet's name.

"The puppet is an adult cat demon who has survived a hundred years of thunder disaster. Even if calculated according to the age of human beings, her mind has already surpassed it."

Jiu Niang said euphemistically: "I am a fairy, and the genes carried by the race will determine a large part of the character. The puppet just looks younger. After all, if it can be selected by the Buddha, it must have something special in itself. The puppet is no exception, she has nine lives and is a civet praying for her master."

Thank goodness she's an adult!Superman, who had condemned himself eight thousand times in his heart, finally let go of his guilt!

Although he had chopped his own hands more than 3000 times in his mind, Superman still tried to maintain his image, and said with a gentle apology: "Sorry, I thought there were really cats in the store... because I really I like cats."

Jiuniang didn't know that superman, or superheroes' moral standards far surpassed the human beings she knew, so she was a little surprised when she heard this, thinking that she had heard something wrong: "You like cats very much? Then why refuse The puppet's contract, the little guy looks sad."

Superman is at a loss. The boy from a small town seems to be living in the 40s like Steve. Even when dating, he has to sign hands, kiss and go to bed step by step. He also doesn't understand the initiative of the fairies: "What did I refuse?" ?”

"You just rejected a walking dollar bill."

Jiuniang reminded: "The puppet likes you very much."

Superman was stunned: "But I was so reckless just now..."

He suddenly reacted and shut up.

Jiu Niang beckoned to the puppet, with a charming figure and elegant manner, said: "Puppet, you can ask him again now."

The puppet pursed her lips. She was annoyed at her rejection of the new owner just now. She always felt that her own problems hurt the other party's heart. When Jiu Niang called her, the little girl sniffed cowardly and was afraid Disliked by the fancy new owner, but also very much looking forward to the new owner's intimacy.

She is an ordinary cat demon with nine lives. Mother cats can give birth to many cats in a litter. No one has a name. Compared with other cats of the same race, the puppet may only have the advantage of being good-looking—because mages like children, But the puppet cat is a big cat, only the puppet itself has short legs.

There are many cats like her in the world of Journey to the West, especially those who are not enlightened. Human beings are happy to raise one, and when they are not happy, they can change one. In the market, it costs six yuan a piece and ten yuan a pair. The cheap ones are very cheap. Well, she never felt that she was very precious. After all, even the giant panda, the national treasure here, is just a fat bear with a few coins in Journey to the West.

The new owner seemed to like her so much, why would he refuse the request to conclude a contract?Could it be that he, like the scumbags in this world, only likes to go to those kind of brothel-like cats, and pet those meows who are all masters, arrogant, and show off their fur, instead of raising a good cat by himself? !

After thinking wildly for a while, the puppet felt even more uneasy. The loli cat's tail was pointed and straight, and it whispered to the owner it liked: "Do you want to bring me a bell?"

Clark: "..."

Sorry, but Superman is so impure.

The puppet tilted its head ignorantly, and its two furry cat ears stood up vigilantly. She recalled the elder's teaching, and gently grabbed Superman's wrist with a small hand that was as tactile as the cat's paw pad. He meowed softly to him: "Master, would you like to wear a bell for me?"

Clark looked at the empty collar around her neck, and asked with difficulty: "Is this a contractual ceremony?"

"Almost, every goblin's ritual is different."

Considering the refusal of the new owner just after he was arrogant, the puppet rejected the arrogant route in his heart, took the initiative to rub the cat ears on Superman's palm, and said softly: "Like Alice who was taken away by Captain America yesterday, they The vampire's contract ceremony is to bite the inner thigh, but it's different for me, meow, our cat demon's contract ceremony must be meow with a silent bell, so that we can be regarded as domestic cats!"

Clark heaved a sigh of relief, it was so easy to just wear a bell instead of biting the inner thigh more shamelessly.

He recalled the last time they met, the blond man standing in the middle of the Avengers, looking upright and brave.

But the upright and brave Captain America adopted a little vampire who needs to bite the inner thigh!

It's unbelievable!

Superman thought: I didn't expect you to be such a Captain America.

Then, his innocent loli cat suddenly hugged his thigh, and said seriously: "Have you chosen me? You can kiss with the contract, the paw pads are for you, the tip of the nose and ears are also fine, and you can bury your chest... ...Well, this can also be considered."

Superman: "..."

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