Three Burials of the Tang Dynasty with Bronze Head and Iron Arm[Comprehensive English and American]

Finally, Superman with a cat pretended not to hear anything, and put a cat bell on the puppet.

The puppet pricked up its ears excitedly, and rushed into the strong embrace of its new owner with a meow: "Maomao loves you!"

Meowloli rubbed Clark's chin with her delicate cheeks in satisfaction, and didn't notice the embarrassment of the new owner at all. She is an ordinary cat demon, and her practice is not solid enough. When she is excited, she can't suppress it at all. The nature of the puppet cat is delicate and clingy, and loves to step on milk.

Clark pressed the little hand of the puppet on his chest with a red face, and said firmly: "I, this... Bruce, I may need to go back to Kansas first, Martha and Xiao Krypton will be very happy to entertain the new kid in the family. Guests."

Batman nodded deeply: Heh, young Kryptonian, it seems that you still don't know what a cat-dog fight is.

He sat on the sofa in the living room and looked at the overall decoration of the pet shop without saying a word. Like Sherlock Holmes, he began to speculate on the owner's personality and some small habits.

Batman is Batman. When Clark was tossed helplessly by the puppet, Bruce had already quietly collected a lot of information about the pet store. During the process, he even had a good chat with Jiu Niang.

"The puppet likes him very much. It seems that your companion will not come back for a while. I wonder what your plan is for us?"

The red-haired fox brought a pot of black tea, and he also held a cup of hot milk tea. He sat down beside Bruce and said softly, "I heard that your housekeeper is old and wants to take care of Robin and Mr. Housekeeper. I recommend myself And Peony Fairy, the elves who can communicate with nature and the succubi with sharp minions will be more useful when dealing with super villains."

She has a gentle expression and a candid demeanor, and she doesn't shy away from herself when she talks. She has obviously completely given up on seducing the new owner to choose a favor, and she doesn't think that this superhero with brilliant merits will choose herself with a small oil bottle.

Batman poured himself a cup of black tea. He wasn't wearing a Batman uniform, and he wasn't on night watch, so his expression wasn't so gloomy. On the contrary, facing a group of pretty girls who looked sincere and ready to answer questions, his The attitude was unexpectedly gentle: "Do you know something about me?"

Thank you Fox for not understanding him deeply enough. After all, with the same gentle attitude, Superman will only subconsciously reflect on whether he has suffered war damage and overspending, while the villain... the villain will only be frightened by Batman's smile and confess on the spot.

The intuition of the fox made Jiuniang couldn't help touching her cold arm, and the open tail of the cheongsam also had an extra tail, and she replied: "I have seen you on the Internet, and the media reported that Bruce Wayne is arrogant and coquettish, He is a playboy who has no brains and only squanders his parents' property, but what you said is not the same as what they said, and what the Buddha mentioned is also different."

What's different?Everywhere is different.The Bruce Wayne and Batman mentioned in the media, and the real Bruce Wayne are two people. There are so many beautiful girls in the living room, and he doesn't even flirt.

Little did they know that the fairies were also worrying, how should they talk to this deep type of new master?

Especially Jiu Niang, she paid so much attention to Bruce Wayne's news because he was a playboy, if she was beautiful enough, if she begged him, she might have a chance to recognize the Lord together with the bell, but now it's all in vain.

Facing the ignorant and suspicious gazes of all kinds of beautiful girls, Bruce couldn't help but rubbed his eyebrows——

The Prince of Gotham's charm is unmatched, not to mention that as a playboy in name, Bruce Wayne is in love, living in thousands of flowers, not a single leaf touches his body, and his acting skills are like Angela. Leprechauns of emotional experience get closer and it's all too easy.

But Brucey is a playboy, but he is definitely not a scumbag who cheats his feelings. The models, reporters and cover girls he has dated all get what they need. He gives them jewelry, checks, enough topics and popularity, And they maintain the image of Bruce Wayne as a no-brainer, even if he just drinks one more drink and waved his hand impatiently after pretending to be drunk, they can just take the money and leave.

But these girls who call themselves "pets" have different personalities, but Batman can see that they must have little contact with the outside world, and even some girls have little contact with humans, so they are so ignorant and ignorant.

Even the charming fox, in his eyes, is the type who can see the bottom at a glance, very easy to understand.

Batman thinks back to the file from the Avengers, and despite doubts about its credibility, he chooses to trust Steve and asks, "The owner has seen me?"

The red-haired fox folded the fur tail on his arms a little uncomfortable, and always felt that when he talked with him, his back would get chills: "Buddha has seen Batman in many worlds, and I dare not eavesdrop on Buddha's words." The son talked with his wife, but he understood a little bit, saying that Batman is arrogant and cute, like a little black cat with teeth and claws, but you are different."

Batman: "...?"

open!tooth!dance!claw!of!Small!black!cat!

Batman silently raised a real question mark.

The little succubus hooked the tip of its tail lazily, poking the little white fox's furry butt: "It's not the same, I thought his taste would be delicious, but it turned out to be too innocent... …don’t deny it, I can smell it, you’ve slept with women a handful of times.”

Batman's face was deadpan, but he didn't deny it.

Unlike the succubus who is good at distinguishing emotions, lust and soul, Jiu Niang does not have the courage to provoke a future immortal, so she quickly stretches out a flaming fox tail and binds the pampered succubus tightly.

The bell was poked twice by the little succubus, and finally he could not sleep well. The little chubby fox opened his wet eyes in a daze, and let out a series of milky "beeps".

Bruce's gaze subconsciously followed the source of the sound, facing the pure black eyes of the bell, different from Jiu Niang's narrow and charming eyes, the eyes of the young fox looked round, like a silly little Samoyed.

The little Samoyed took steps that no relatives recognized, and excitedly threw himself on Batman's trousers, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Jiu Niang's heart suddenly rose to her throat, not sure if Batman also had prejudice against the fox, she hurriedly hugged the bell and blessed her body, and said softly: "My guest, forgive me, that fox is the descendant of my concubine. , who fell asleep elsewhere, unexpectedly woke up, but was so unruly that he bumped into you."

The matter is naturally not so serious, but Jiuniang has always been cautious, and the education of the fox made her subconsciously show others to be weak first, and then use her beauty in exchange for pity and understanding. Facing real immortals such as Sanzhu and Wukong, the fox can't use it. I dare not use it, but Bruce is still a mortal, so Jiu Niang naturally uses mortal methods to please him first.

Little by little, Bruce raised his curiosity and vigilance towards the pet shop owner. The fox is gentle and beautiful, but also powerful enough to counter superheroes. He rarely sees such a humble attitude from a beautiful woman of this level.

He waved his hands indifferently: "It doesn't matter."

As soon as this deep and melodious voice came out, the chubby fox, who was still twisting in his aunt's arms, paused for a moment, pricked up his ears happily, and bared his head with difficulty.

Jiu Niang reprimanded softly: "Ling Dang, don't be rude."

The little chubby fox blinked, and let out a grievous sob, not quite understanding why he would be blamed.

Bruce stroked its forehead reassuringly.

The little chubby fox looked at him, stunned: "!!!"

The little guy is still an out-and-out fox cub. Not long after his spiritual intelligence has just begun, he has initially possessed human aesthetics. Baby Bruce's beauty, which is known as "the sexiest man in the world", has already conquered more than half of it. Bell is no exception, even if it is only seven years old.

Bell stretched out her two front paws, begging to hug this handsome human male confidently: "Hey, hey!"

Jiuniang pursed her lips stiffly, showing a hesitant look, not sure if she should stop it.

Although foxes have a bad reputation, they are very good-looking. It is rare for Ling Ding to like a human being so much, and she has not taken the initiative to act cute. What if the new owner is also a plush fan?But he sat beside him for a long time and didn't mean to touch his tail. He doesn't like foxes?

Bruce took a look at her expression, reached out and pinched Bell's fleshy paw pads, and then hugged it over, not seeming to care that the fox fur of the little guy who was moulting would get on his expensive suit superior.

Bell happily licked his chin, but was ruthlessly stopped by Bruce, who had seen Clark's lessons learned. It "beeped" for a long time before realizing that the new owner could not understand the barking of a fox, and hurriedly twisted its small body and began to melt. shape.

"Auntie, Auntie! Bell wants him to be his master!"

The human form of the little chubby fox is not as many as seven years old. She looks at most three or four years old, and she still can't see the beauty and temperament of Jiu Niang, who is disastrous to the country and the people. cute.

Different from the fox features that Jiu Niang deliberately left behind, the transformation of the bell has always been incomplete due to lack of practice, and now it is even more happy to show the fox ears, and the two big tails are wrapped around Bruce's wrists. Announced angrily: "I like his smell, I want him!"

Jiu Niang didn't dare to look at Batman's expression anymore, she hurriedly picked up the little chubby fox who didn't know what to do, and immediately turned 180 soothing words in her mind.

But just a second before she opened her mouth to explain, the guest who didn't seem easy to get along with showed a moody expression, and asked calmly, "Do you like my smell?"

The little chubby fox tilted his head in confusion, with a confused expression: "I like it, but it's not the main reason."

She broke away from Jiuniang's embrace, ran to the new master, motioned him to put his ear to her, and then whispered something very carefully, not letting her aunt hear.

Batman's expression became very indescribable in an instant, but soon, he regained his composure, gently hugged the chubby fox, and said to Jiu Niang: "I decided to choose you."

Jiu Niang's eyes widened in disbelief.

Buddha, Buddha's son, look, the pie is falling from the sky!

What did the fat fox say to Bruce?

Long after Jiu Niang and Bell lived in Wayne Manor, the fox once asked her master this question.

Bruce frowned, but didn't speak.

"We have been here for many days. The Internet in this world is very interesting. I don't quite understand what the Buddha and the aunts said, but I heard the aunt say your name."

The little fox put his arms around his neck, breathing weakly as if blowing gently: "She said that you like beautiful girls and do charity, but why do the newspapers prefer to report your gossip? My aunt forbids me to believe those things." Report, she also showed me a picture of you funding an animal shelter with a big fox on it...you're going to like me and my aunt, right? We're cuter than that fox."

Bruce patted her head with a complicated expression, admitting that he was a little moved by this rare understanding.

This touch made him unable to bear to disappoint the little fox.

And what happened later?

As it turns out, these two foxes are even cuter than the animal rescue one, and Damian and Alfred agree.

The author has something to say: Avengers IV made me autistic, but I dared to do it twice, and the day after tomorrow I would accompany my friends to do it three times. Brother Russell wanted me to die every day. As an Iron Man fan, I died on the spot. explode.

I have to heal myself, comrades, learn about Jian San loli, Cang Dad understand, I can't wait for Thanos to snap his fingers and flick the shield, and Jian San sect can go and understand. .