Three Burials of the Tang Dynasty with Bronze Head and Iron Arm[Comprehensive English and American]

New York, Avengers Tower.

"... With the bonus of wind power, the elf is the best archer. Her arrow hit mine. In this way, I paid all the cash on my body to bring her back."

Clint spread his hands helplessly: "There is no doubt that elves are the best teachers for beginners. Maybe in a few years, you will see my daughter take over my job."

He clicked on the short video sent by Laura in front of his teammates. On the screen, the blonde elf was teaching his little daughter to draw a bow and set an arrow, attaching the power of nature to ordinary arrows to achieve incredible effects. become.

Sam wiped his face firmly: "Aren't you really showing off? Brother, 360 two dollars! As long as 360 two dollars, you brought back an elf that went out of the hall and into the kitchen, it must feel great gone."

It is indeed no problem to get out of the hall, but to get into the kitchen...

The corner of Clint's mouth twitched, and he couldn't help but think back to the first dinner the elf girl made after taking over the housework - it was green, healthy and pollution-free, with green leafy vegetables from dessert to dinner, and the elf himself wanted to use fruit as a meal replacement .

"It's complicated because you don't know what it's going to cost to raise a non-human, whether it's time or money."

Hawkeye put his arms around Sam's shoulders in an attitude of someone who had come here, and said with a vicissitudes of life: "Brother, do you think that after raising a non-human girl, life will be very happy?"

Sam said truthfully: "I see you are very happy."

Hawkeye sighed: "Yes, that's right, the elf will help Laura with housework, teach my daughter bow and arrow and natural magic, Medusa will protect the iron pot at every step, open her eyes to petrify a nest of hydra, vampires I will hold a small parasol and go out for a long-distance run with the captain, and take care of his life..."

He listed a bunch of sweet and cute daily routines, and finally, when Sam moved his wrist, the tone of his words suddenly changed, and he said sadly: "But the elves will also stare at my peanut butter intake every day, Medusa's sticky Tie Guan'er is too human to ask new models, and the little vampire still bites the captain's neck and wrist innocently from time to time!"

Sam: "..."

Hawkeye looked at him seeking approval: "We're really in such pain, right... You know Bruce Wayne from Gotham? He hasn't worn a haute couture suit or shirt since he raised two foxes." , all replaced by fox handmade products, and the Metropolis Superman, he has become a cat scratcher, the little reporter is already poor, and the salary is still tight, but the cat can spend it, the key is that his cat can still If you become a little lolita, you have to buy two sets of clothes, what a waste of money!"

Sam: "..."

Hawkeye continued to work hard, and enlightened the little friends: "There is also Natasha's succubus, she falls into the crazy praise of the little succubus every day, and is watched by the little succubus to take tonics, and that Her Royal Highness, a princess from Paradise Island, is almost drowned in roses by her own pet!"

Sam: "..."

The Wannian single dog Sam looked at him expressionlessly, and said coldly: "Brother, I know how painful you are."

"It's good that you know, my brother is someone who has been here before, I would like to advise you, be careful not to enter the trap of elves, my wife is playing with elves very well now, the two of them study new salads every day, and sleep together at night, I feel that I have no existence feel."

Hawkeye patted him on the shoulder: "Think about it again, I'll go back to the farm to have a look, the elf baked a new apple pie today, I heard it was a new recipe learned from Superman's cat, I promised her Go back and taste it for Laura."

After speaking, he happily left the building with his bag in his hand.

Sam: "..."

He turned around the building angrily, and found that Iron Man and Captain America were doing physical training in the training room.

Through the transparent glass, Sam watched the snake beauty tenderly serve tea, pour water and deliver documents. At the end of the training, he hugged the rich man with a mustache in his soft embrace, and fixed him with a beautiful snake tail. legs, and massaged his calves that were cramped from training.

As for Captain America, he played sandbags for a long time to exercise his physical fitness. He didn't know where he was injured. He was so exhausted that he didn't dare to throw himself into his arms as usual, puffed his cheeks, squeezed his shoulders and beat his legs, and leaned over to feel no pain.

Sam: "...I feel hurt."

He turned his head and walked away, just in time to run into Natasha who was leading the little succubus, and he could hear the little succubus' girlish voice full of longing from a long distance: "Nata is so powerful, those Hydra agents are nothing The ability to resist is all confessed!"

Natasha held the little succubus high, and praised very happily: "Your magic also helped me a lot."

The little succubus covered her reddened cheeks: "Then can I get a kiss? The cheek is fine, I will be more obedient!"

"Chirp—"

"Wait a minute, so I'm the only Superhero in the Avengers that doesn't have a non-human girl?"

Sam said dryly, "Well, maybe T'Challa and Barnes didn't either, which is kind of comforting."

A cold hand was placed on his shoulder, and accompanied by a faint chill, the old Popsicle No. [-] who was taking the snow girl for a walk said friendlyly: "Did you see Steve?"

Behind Old Popsicle No. [-] are Spiderman and His Majesty the King of Wakanda. To be precise, it is Spiderman who is discussing with Butterfly Girl that "Spiderman is really a spider and doesn't eat insects", and a little hamster on his head panther.

"And Mr. Stark, I want to ask him to help me adjust my battle suit, and let him meet my Helena by the way!"

The little spider held a small palm-sized butterfly in its palm, and introduced it to Sam carefully: "This is Helena, she is a goddess butterfly of light, a very precious species, but she is a little bit afraid of me, I don't care." eat human!"

The little butterfly raised its finger-sized face, revealing a beautiful face, white skin, sea-blue eyes, and long hair of the same color hanging down on the thin blue-purple butterfly wings. Trembling slightly: "But you are Spider-Man! I'm scared when I hear spiders, there's no way...I'll try to overcome it, who made me like you."

The little spider stammered: "I like you too."

And the black panther on the side became much calmer, even though the milk tea-colored hamster was nesting on top of his head, he still didn't change his face: "I heard that the Howards have been resurrected, I have a question about this matter, I want to talk to Star Talk to me."

The hamster grabbed his hair and slid from the top of his head to his shoulders, and after a puff of smoke, he turned into a chubby little girl who looked about seven or eight years old, with milk-brown hair and eyes, soft like There is no bone, correcting T'Challa: "Don't forget the Wayne couple, the Buddha is very obsessed with these two couples, every world has to talk in person, ask them if they are reincarnated, successfully and the big nephews Close relationship! This trick is super useful."

The panther looked down at her: "That's why you trespassed into the panther's illusion? If I hadn't discovered it in time, you would have been torn to pieces by Nijadaka now."

The little hamster felt aggrieved: "Who knew there were so many cats in your family's cemetery. I just wanted to see what was in your dreams. It's better to be close to the water, and to strike first, but your brother is almost scared." Broke me."

T'Challa patted the top of her hair reassuringly: "You should be glad that you chose me instead of Wanda. Her spiritual power and magic are very powerful. Don't offend her."

"Don't be afraid, sister Mingyue will speak well for me!"

The little hamster Jiujiujiu hugged his master and had a rough kiss, and said happily: "Sister Mingyue has two little masters at once, but they are not as rich as my master together. Now I can be regarded as a relationship! Who do you want to eat in the future?" I can eat anyone's dreams, and I don't have to be shouted and beaten by everyone anymore! I'm so happy!"

"Milk tea, you can eat my master's nightmare."

The snow girl who had been silent all this time suddenly spoke, she gently stroked the steel arm of her master, and said softly: "I can feel it...but from now on, what ice and snow will bring to you will no longer be pain, but meticulous protection." and love."

Bucky looked moved and stretched his eyebrows.

Sam once again: "..."

"Excuse me, everyone, Captain America and Iron Man are in the training room, and they probably won't leave in a short time."

Finally, Sam couldn't stand it anymore and said, "I forgot to say that I still have tasks to wait for, and SHIELD is still looking for me, so leave."

Black Panther and Bucky left quickly, only the little spider looked puzzled, and said strangely: "Mr. Chief, didn't you bring a tigress back? Didn't you buy the tiger's den so quickly?"

Of course the chief didn't finish buying the tiger's den, in fact he was worrying about how to place the little tiger.

Yes, little tiger.

As a generation of cat slaves, Fury has been a cat slave for many years and has never changed her true nature. Even after experiencing the horror of orange cats under the claws of the beast, after entering the pet shop, her first reaction is still: "Hello, Are there cats as pets here?"

The shark and the little deer girl looked at each other.

The cat has been taken away by Superman, but the cat family is not much different from the cat, right?Look at this soft little tiger, is there a problem with calling it an orange cat?No!

So Fury had his cat.