Three Burials of the Tang Dynasty with Bronze Head and Iron Arm[Comprehensive English and American]

So what the hell did I do wrong?

Sam stood at the door of the pet store and saw Dr. Banner holding a cheerful lark, and greeted him very friendly: "Good afternoon, are you here too? Now go in and see a good show, Thor and Loki are there too."

After finishing speaking, he rubbed the lark's soft feathers with his fingertips, and said more gently: "Little guy, what else can you sing? Is it a yoga concert? I've been doing yoga with the tutorial recently, but listen From your screams, I feel that my temper has improved a lot, and I feel relaxed."

The lark hopped back and forth on his palm, making a series of melodious chirps from time to time, and finally rubbed against the warm palm of the new owner relyingly, and uttered a milky loli voice: "For the sake of the master, what can I do?" Willing to do it all!"

Dr. Banner's footsteps became brisk, and he said with paternal love: "I'm starting to believe it now, you can really make me happy, and so does Hulk. I'm going to apply for your new room with Tony right now, and I'll live in mine Next door, okay?"

The lark circled in mid-air for a week, then stood firmly on his shoulder, singing happily.

Sam, who was completely forgotten by Dr. Banner, looked at his father's loving back and said calmly, "Thank you, Doctor."

He rearranged his jacket, patted his pants again, trying not to look outdated like Captain America, and then politely reached out and knocked on the door.

With a sound of "squeak", the door of the log store was pushed open a small gap. The person who opened the door seemed to be anxious to do something, and quickly backed away from the door, but Sam's years of implementation training still let him see There was a small hand that belonged to a child, soft, fair, and chubby.

"Hey—? Little guy, what's going on..."

Sam's friendly greeting was choked in his throat, and the second half of the sentence completely turned into an embarrassing soliloquy. He could only open the door and walk in a little puzzled: "Is the store busy?"

The shop can’t be called busy, but it’s definitely not idle either. To be exact, after Red Robin took away Deer Girl, The Flash took away Baby Bunny, and Green Lantern fell in love with Little Squirrel at first sight, the staff in the mage’s shop was very busy. Not quite enough.

There are so many people in the Justice League, and gangsters come and go a few times, the store is completely empty, and there are only three stubborn little lolis left. They have not met their favorite superheroes, and they have to be stubborn and wait for their own. new owner.

When Sam entered, the spacious hall was even a little empty. There was nothing like the nine-tailed fox pouring tea and peony flower massage described by the rich man with the moustache. He glanced at it, and then, as if he had been frightened, he flapped his wings in a panic and fell to the ground.

...well, it looks silly.

Even though it is stupid, it is beautiful. Costin is a precious bird of prey, and the snow-colored Costin is even more uncommon, especially its claws, which are as beautiful as white jade carvings. Although immature, they can already be called treasures.

Seeing this beautiful little eagle standing on the floor in a daze, tilting its head and staring straight at him, not intending to fly again for a long time, Sam felt as if he understood something - this eagle can't fly up?

Costinus is a large raptor, the heaviest can reach six kilograms, the height is about one meter, the wings are more than two meters long, and this little eagle looks only as long as his forearm, obviously it is still a sea hawk. Dongqing cub.

"Beautiful little thing, haven't learned to fly yet?"

Sam clicked 1 likes for his wit. He tentatively walked over, knelt down and hugged the colorful sea dongqing, and plucked two more feathers on the top of his head, and put it back on the shelf by the window.

The little eagle tilted its head, as if it had just realized what had happened, it rubbed its beak affectionately against the warm palm of the stranger, and flapped its wings to stand on Sam's shoulder.

Sam hugged it back, and said seriously: "No, you are still young, and you can't fly. You can't hold on to the slippery leather jacket at all. If you fall down, it will be light to break a bone."

The baby eagle called twice in a low voice.

Sam stroked its neck soothingly, and didn't pay much attention to it. He walked through the empty living room with some doubts, just in time to hear Sol's incomparably hearty laugh from the corridor connecting the living room: "Loki, admit it, you too like her!"

Hearing this loving Loki, Sam stopped subconsciously, but soon, before Sam raised his awareness of alertness, he remembered that after Frigga's resurrection, Loki recently ate and ate in the Avengers Building Drink everyday.

Sam has black lines all over his head, and at this moment—

Sol, who had a little loli sitting on his shoulder, raised another limp loli, and flew towards Loki with a wink, while Ryan, who was lifted high by him, also showed a sweet smile. Smiling, Jiujiujiu sent more than ten kisses to Loki, with a childish voice: "Loki Daddy!"

Loki looked at her golden-haired smile, which was exactly the same as Thor's, and became angry for a moment: "Shut up! Brother, I have no interest in the cubs of the ants in the courtyard. If it wasn't for the mother's request, I wouldn't accompany you here. This stupid place...I hate the hateful atrium people!"

That's right, Ryan, whose prototype is a little lion, is a sweet and lovely little angel. His brilliant blond hair is like wheat waves in the sun, his eyes are as blue and deep as the starry sky and the ocean, and his overall temperament is like a young little Sol.

Hearing Loki's denial, Little Ryan lowered the tip of his tail in frustration, his blue eyes were wet: "Doesn't Loki like me? I like you so much, I liked you at first sight!"

Loki hesitated for a moment, then paused for a second guilty.

And Snake, who was sitting on Big Sol's shoulder, angrily grabbed Ryan's lion's tail. Compared with Ryan, she was more like a young Loki. With long curly hair, even though the baby's cheeks are plump and tender, he still looks extremely proud.

"You're too slow, Ryan, it only took me a minute to fix the new owner, but you may take more time."

Although the baby snake didn't understand why the little lion had to choose a guy with such dim golden light, but he wanted to help this stupid lion from the bottom of his heart. The little guy raised his chin noblely and coldly, and said, "Let's My new master came to convince him that only I can bully Ryan!"

The little lion flattened his mouth, in a dilemma: "No, I want to protect Loki. A weak little green snake like him can't compare to you. The dagger he stabbed his brother didn't even quench the poison!"

Sol: "?????"

"Weak cubs are not qualified to judge my actions."

Loki looked cold: "And you can't bully this stupid lion, this is the tradition of the Odinson family."

"You liar! I have heard from the master that the tradition of the Odinson family is that the younger brother is supreme, and I am younger than Ryan!"

Snake was confident: "Of course, you are also a little younger than my master. See, for the sake of master, when I protect Snake, I will also protect you by the way."

Same-sex repulsion Rocky: "I don't need it!"

"...Are the two of them three years old together?"

Hearing this, Sam, who basically understood what happened, finally couldn't help but rolled his eyes, walked straight over, and said unceremoniously: "Okay, Bambi, when you said this last time, you were still hugging me. Tony's pudding is not willing to let go, the essence of human beings is really fragrant, and God also—"

He looked at Sol and Loki, and his voice stopped abruptly.

Wherever the biggest Thor is placed, it is a bright landscape, but now, a little Rocky sits on the shoulder of this landscape, holding a little Thor in his hand, and Rocky has an angry face The look of the heroine of a romance TV drama, the textbook-style tsundere expression...

Sam felt a light bulb go off above his head.

Facing Thor Loki and Lori as a family of four, Sam pondered for a moment: Maybe I misunderstood something... Did a loli call Dad just now?

Perhaps it was because his gaze was too obvious, Loki immediately felt something keenly, and said coldly: "No matter what you are thinking, stop thinking, it is impossible to happen."

Sol, the straight man of steel, didn't notice this. When he saw Sam, his eyes lit up: "My friend! Have you come here to pick pets too! Come and see me and Loki's daughters!"

After finishing speaking, the lion with splendid fur grinned proudly, and showed the two lolis to Sam with an enigmatic face: "Is my daughter cute?"

The little lion Lion puffed up his chest. She was still held up in the air by Saul. She could only kick her short legs as a sign, and introduced herself and Snake to Sam excitedly: "Hello, new guest, yes I opened the door for you! I am Ryan, the prototype is a little lion, and this is my little friend Snake, she is a peerless and beautiful bamboo leaf green!"

The snake baby Snake snorted seemingly indifferently, but in fact the corners of his mouth curled up high, almost writing the words "I'm very happy" in his eyes.

"It's Sol's daughter, it has nothing to do with me."

Loki corrected a sentence helplessly, and under the aggrieved eyes of the little lion, changed his words: "Well, it has a little relationship, just a little bit, this little lion is raised by me."

Sam said blankly: "..."

Why?Why even after leaving the Avengers Tower, I still have to eat the goddamned dog food of these Ergod brothers.

With tears in my eyes.jpg, why the fuck?

"I knew you liked her, Lane is a lot like me."

At the moment when Sam doubted his life, Sol lightly bumped into Loki's shoulder, and then with a calm expression of curiosity and joy, he turned his head and stabbed the fragile heart of the single dog Sam: "My friend, you choose what?"

Sam: "..."

Oh, I choose suicide.

Before Sam could speak, he heard the little lion say cheerfully: "Of course it's Clara. She's a bit shy and doesn't dare to come into contact with humans, but she's an albino Costin, and she likes the color of the new guest the most." Already!"

In the blink of an eye, Sam suddenly felt as if he had missed something:? ? ?Clara?

"That's not the point, Ryan, don't talk nonsense!"

In the silence, a soft little hand was stuffed into Sam's rough palm, and the baby eagle who had just reached Sam's thigh interrupted the little lion's teasing, she pursed her lips angrily, and firmly corrected: "I Just like him."

Clara really wanted to tell Ryan and Snake that she had never met such a gentle person as the new owner, who would gently hug him and stroke the feathers on its head.

Unlike the modern world, Journey to the West is the Tang Dynasty, and most of the peoples on horseback are very good at boiling eagles, especially the popular species such as costin.

Those who train falcons will put the falcons on special scaffolds and deprive them of sleep for a few days to wear down the wildness of the falcons. punching", "running the rope", "stretching the waist", etc., even if he is wise, Clark has always been very afraid of humans.

But this human seems to be different. Not only is he the same as other humans who came to the store, he never covets and hurts her, and he is even more gentle. He is also so dark.

Well, no one knows the reason, so don't talk about Ryan, even Sam himself feels confused.

"Why did you choose you?"

Facing the doubts of the new owner, Baby Eagle bent his eyes, rubbed the back of his warm hand relyingly, and blew softly: "I won't tell you why, just guess."

After the war