Three Burials of the Tang Dynasty with Bronze Head and Iron Arm[Comprehensive English and American]

The female goblins happily follow their new masters to live a new life. The mage left the Starks and the Waynes, and brought back the Quicksilver in their spare time. The resurrection operation has basically come to an end. stage.

In this way, this small world has come to an end.

"I'm afraid the Buddha will sit for another ten years."

In the West Heaven Treasure Hall, San Zan held his lovely wife in his arms, and said decisively: "Nine generations of reincarnation are not counted, the Sa family has decided to take the king to the small world to play, and the succession ceremony will not be discussed until all the registered disciples of the Sa family fly up. .”

"This decision is a bit sudden, have you thought it through?"

The Buddha looked at the rogue Sanbu, and couldn't help recalling the gentle, holy and dignified Jin Chanzi once again, and felt a headache again: "The Buddha's appointment is unusual. If you postpone the appointment, the grand ceremony and the The wedding invitations have to be changed one by one, which is very troublesome, and you can't tolerate jokes."

The mage clasped his fists, and his voice was like a bell: "The Sa family has made a decision. A real man will spit on a nail, and don't engage in such messy and gaudy tricks. I also ask the Buddha to approve the Sa family's unreasonable request, and give it to the Sa family to officiate the marriage."

one!mouth!saliva!foam!one!indivual!nail!

The Buddha looked at the dragon head tattoo exposed on the neckline of the mage during his movements, and his heart, liver, spleen, stomach and kidneys ached: "Haha."

tmd, why on earth is this?

Back in the day, this hulking monk was still his first disciple, named Jin Chanzi, who was also gentle and elegant, dressed in white clothes, and possessed a compassionate heart. The moth gauze lamp, all three realms and six realms praised it as a holy monk.

Which part of the reincarnation went wrong, so that his gentle and handsome successor changed from a white-clothed holy monk with a little cinnabar between his brows to a muscular brother noble with a blue dragon and a white tiger on the left.

The Buddha couldn't figure it out. Looking at the muscles on his disciple's chest that seemed to have been coated with tung oil, the crow's feet at the corners of his eyes twitched, and said, "You can do whatever you like."

The mage was overjoyed: "Thank you, Buddha, for your kindness!"

Actually, this decision was not sudden. The mage originally had this plan in mind. Being the Buddha of Narushizi is not as happy as traveling around the world. He eats and plays whenever he wants, and his wife and children are hot on the kang, and there is no need to prepare ppts to give lectures to the arhats. .

Therefore, when he found out that the ruler of the country was quite reluctant to part with the Internet and all kinds of convenient corgis in the modern world, Tang Sanzan, the doting wife and crazy demon, made this decision without hesitation.

Sure enough, after the Buddha left the palace, the princess of the daughter country looked up at her husband, her bright eyes were full of emotion, and she pursed her lips with a tender smile.

"There are many rules in the fairy world, and it's not as comfortable as the daughter's country. Didn't you record a lot of craft drawings and plan to make some changes in the country? I'll ask the dragon girl to send you back to stay for a few days, and give me the drawings too." Brother Tang Taizong sent a copy, and I will pick you up after the incident is settled."

The mage said softly: "You like modern technology, so let's play in the small world for a while, and when the delay in becoming a Buddha passes, Sajia will take you to Huaguo Mountain to see monkeys, and then the Buddha will marry you. You are the lord of a country, so there is absolutely no reason for you to get married."

The heart of the daughter king was extremely agitated, and she couldn't restrain herself for a while, she couldn't help calling him softly: "Brother Yu..."

Seeing his beloved wife's joyful expression, the mage felt pity and love, and his heart was full of tenderness. He knew that the ruler of the country was different from him and his disciples. Step by step, it is only natural for him to love the prosperity of the outside world. As a husband, he naturally wants to satisfy his wife's rare wish and make her happy.

The dragon girl took the lead, transformed into a majestic and handsome white dragon, and soon left the palace with her daughter, the king.

Taking advantage of the mage's inattention, Wukong unceremoniously kicked Bajie who was trying to fight for favor three meters away, and said expectantly: "Master, this time I will be with you?"

"No, the Sa family brought the ginseng doll there this time, but as a teacher but there is another important matter for you."

The third burial stroked the monkey's fluffy head, which made the rebellious and lawless Monkey King subconsciously show a look of enjoyment in the eyes of outsiders, and then asked solemnly: "Can you hear my teacher and your teacher's wife say?" of?"

The monkey's tail was bent: "Is it the matter of you wanting to postpone the ceremony of becoming a Buddha, or is it the matter of formally marrying the teacher's wife?"

"Of course it's the matter of formally marrying the country's lord."

The mage had already held a wedding with the lord when he was in Daughter Country, but there were few guests at that time, and the mage was shouldering the heavy responsibility of learning scriptures, so the wedding was held in a hurry and concisely. Some gods in the three worlds, except Buddha and Guanyin, knew about this marriage. No, I really wronged the king.

The mage sighed softly, and said to his most beloved disciple: "The Sa family has already decided that the wedding will be held in Huaguo Mountain. You are an active monkey with great supernatural powers. You have always been a I can't sit in the position of king, but it happens that Huaguo Mountain has beautiful mountains and clear waters, and the scenery is very good. When I get married with your teacher's wife, I can spend a honeymoon there to raise my old age, and your cruel master..."

Speaking of this, the mage stopped talking, Wukong didn't react for a while, and said blankly: "Master?"

But soon, the golden little monkey fell silent, with red eyes, apparently realizing who the master the mage was referring to—not the mage who rescued him from Wuzhi Mountain, but the Bodhi Patriarch in the Three Star Cave of the Oblique Moon.

For Wukong, the patriarch Bodhi is kind and strict. He ate the ruler three times on the back of his head, and at midnight he taught him some of the most rare and powerful spells in the world. Patriarch Bodhi, whom he loves the most, only left four words.

"Life and death are irrelevant."

One sentence has nothing to do with life and death, since then Wukong has never seen Patriarch Bodhi again, and the oblique moon and three-star cave has been gone.

"Don't cry, Sajia also knows that you are not feeling well."

The mage picked up the crying little monkey, stroked the monkey's tail affectionately, gently scratched his back and smoothed his hair, and comforted him: "Master, I never told you that the Bodhi Patriarch is the quasi-titi Taoist under the alias. He and Tathagata are brothers of the same school. He expected that the Sa family would go to the lower world to experience and travel to the west to learn scriptures after thousands of years. I owe you something, I think I shouldn't be so heartless, and I have helped you a lot in secret, but I just can't hold back my face. This time, as a senior teacher, he should be there to catch up with you, my dear disciple, come here It's time to put him down again!"

"It was the apprentice who couldn't help showing off after learning the spell. The patriarch was right. As soon as he left the master's school, the disciple made a big disturbance in the heavenly palace and caused a catastrophe. It didn't mean that the patriarch was implicated."

The little monkey put his arms around the master's neck, and rubbed it dependently and affectionately: "Wukong is going to prepare the things needed for the big wedding celebration. If the master needs it in the mission world, just call the land. The apprentice has already notified the eight lands. Once the master Send out a call, and they will surely come out to help you."

After all, he jumped out of the embrace of the three burials, re-turned into the unruly Monkey King, and headed back to Huaguo Mountain in a hurry.

The Buddha left early, and the mage didn't want the plot of the new world, so he opened a space crack and took the ginseng doll, which was as quiet as a chicken in front of the god and Buddha, into his arms: "Let's go."

The ginseng doll is a white and tender chubby, cute loli, with big watery eyes. The ginseng doll comes standard with a bun head with bangs, and there are a few circles of red rope wrapped around the wrist. It looks like a soft girl. White flour steamed buns, cute.

"Buddha, are we going to the small world?"

The ginseng doll curiously tugged at Sanbu’s skirt, revealing a round head from his arms, and was very interested in everything in the small world: “Sister Longnv said that the small world is very beautiful, and the people there are very nice and talkative. It's nice to hear, she doesn't want to go back to Shu Kingdom...well, why not Dragon Palace?"

The little guy was puzzled for a while, and couldn't help continuing to chatter: "I heard that Sister Longnv has a human pet. I don't know if a little monster like me is qualified to have one, but I like it better." Brown eyes."

Sanbu sounds interesting, and she couldn't help teasing her while traveling through space: "Why? Little Carrot doesn't like blue eyes?"

"Don't call someone a radish! I'm a ginseng doll!"

The ginseng baby flattened its mouth in anger, but looking at its body shape, it is usually difficult for someone to convince oneself that there are such fat ginsengs in the world. Obviously, the little guy knows this, so it is simply impossible to correct the three burials. It's not convincing, and it sounds particularly guilty.

The little girl touched her baby fat, and decided not to argue with her parents: "Sister Longnu is a dragon, of course she likes the same blue eyes as the sea, but I am just an ordinary ginseng doll, and I like things as vibrant as trees." Green, or brown as full of tolerance as the earth."

She added in a low voice: "It is best to have a color like honey. I have many bee friends, and I like this color very much! But it seems to be very difficult to see in humans."

The mage looked confused and complicated: "..."

He recalled the last small world, and couldn't help thinking: Could it be that the Sa family only earned 360 dollars in compensation in the last world, so the little luotou decided to sell himself to Tony to increase the overall value of the goblin?

But soon, the mage didn't have the mind to think about any messy things, because he had reached the small world.

This time, the time and space coordinates of the small world are a small wooden house in the suburbs, surrounded by beautiful mountains and rivers, and there is a very beautiful small river, which is very in line with what one of his Tony once said, where he wants to live in seclusion with Pepper.

And there is really a Tony standing by the river. Although he looks a little bigger than the other Tonys of the mage, he is still so sexy and beautiful.

If he is not in a soul state.

"Very good, it's such a big surprise as soon as we come."

The sorcerer looked gloomy and ferocious, as if he could swallow a dozen hydra alive on the spot. He said in a tone that made little radish shudder, "So who can explain to the Sajia that the peerless and beautiful Eldest nephew, your iron man, why did he become a ghost? Who killed him, the Sa family needs to talk to him, talk to him."