[Comprehensive British and American] On the self-cultivation of shit shovel officers

The downpour mixed with thunder and lightning roared from the sky, turning the entire land into wet mud almost instantly.Passers-by who had no time to react could already feel the stickiness of their clothes before they dodged, so no matter how well-bred they were, they couldn't help saying "shit" silently in their hearts.Almost in the blink of an eye, the traffic that was speeding on the road just now disappeared like magic. Occasionally, one or two cars were seen, and they disappeared quickly through the rain.At that moment, there seemed to be only the sound of rain falling on the ground in the silence between heaven and earth.

The sound of the shoes touching the ground came from far and near, it was like a hallucination in this dark weather.Before seeing the appearance of the person who came, he could only look at the disappearing figure from a distance.

The men wore impermeable leather jackets, which were not very fashionable but of very good quality.At least in this kind of weather, I can still feel the warmth and dryness of my chest, but that's probably all.The wet trousers cling to the running legs, and the light running shoes are soaked in water and become heavy.

The man who ran into the corridor and avoided the rain let out a sigh of relief.After feeling the uncomfortable stickiness on his body, he frowned. He just raised his leg and took a step. Before he could stabilize his steps, he hesitated and glanced behind him.

"Meow..." The small voice was cut off by the falling rain, and no one should have heard it, but something that was impossible happened.

The man hesitated for a moment, then walked back into the rain curtain, pushing aside the well-growing low bushes on the side of the road.A palm-sized "mud dumpling" twitched occasionally, making a small sound.Without hesitation, he grabbed the small thing on the ground, and the man stuffed it into his only dry chest without saying a word, and walked home quickly.

"Wow, the weather is changeable." The nurse next door came out of the room with a basket of clothes and sighed when she saw the drenched man.

"That's right, spring." The man agreed, without any interest in talking, he opened the door and entered the room.

It was much warmer inside the room than outside, but definitely not warm.Taking off his step-by-step shoes at the door, the man almost rushed straight into the bathroom.

I found a washbasin that hadn't been used very much, took a basin of warm water while tearing off the sticky cold clothes on my body, and put the little one who was shivering but barely moving into the water.It may be called a clumsy movement, but it is absolutely gentle.After feeling the temperature of the bathroom and considering the fragility of the cub, the man turned on the bathroom heater that he had never used even in winter.It took less than 10 minutes to take a combat shower, and the man wrapped in a bathrobe wrapped the fragile cotton candy-like cub in a towel and dug out the hair dryer that was equipped for him.

"Wow, beautiful little guy." After washing and drying, the little black cat with white boots can be seen to be a beautiful cat. The man smiled and sighed, and took out a cat from the refrigerator. The can of milk was heated, and there was no bottle, so I simply poured out the eye drops that I would never use in the medicine cabinet, washed the bottle, and filled it with milk for the little guy to drink.

"Poor little guy." When Naimiao drinks milk, it is necessary to step on the milk. The soft little meat pad rubs and presses the man's rough fingers, and the touch is so cute. All bullies.

The man who felt that he was almost ready took away the temporary "little feeding bottle", and thoughtfully took out a piece of paper to wipe off the milk-stained meow.Only then did I have time to start to have a headache. My current state seems to be not suitable for raising a cat. The man who sighed deeply scratched his steamy hair.

"Meow~~" The little guy opened his eyes, and walked towards the man's arms with trembling short legs.

Probably because the milk dumpling in his hand was too fragile, the man quickly put Meow on the bed, and lay down on the quilt himself.The milk dumpling around her moved a little slowly, but strictly speaking, she climbed up the man's chest nimbly along the bathrobe.The yukata with only one strap to maintain the balance of the clothes will naturally reveal a large area of ​​chest muscles when lying down. It can definitely be regarded as a hard chest that emits heat continuously.The milk dumpling stepped on the middle of the chest, and then lay on it very satisfied, a pair of very beautiful golden eyes with big big and slightly upturned arcs, and the milky voice sounded like a smile The same, beautiful mess.

"I can't take care of you even if you're acting like a baby." The man sighed, and couldn't help but rubbed the very soft fur of the milk dumpling. "You look a lot like a stray cat I fed before." Although at that time, after each meeting, I had to lie on the bed for a few days to save my fragile life.

"Meow~~" As if she didn't understand what the man was talking about, Nai Tuanzi began to wash her face seriously, and even licked her four little feet clean one by one.After licking herself, Nai Tuanzi yelled at the man in a very soft voice, as if to show off her achievements.

"...Okay, you won." The man gritted his teeth and finally smiled, raised his eyebrows, raised the cat high and rubbed it on his face, "You should be glad that I once fed the little stray cat anyway. .”

"Meow~~" It seems that the man's uplifting tone is definitely not angry, and the little milk meow followed with a trembling voice, sticking out her little tongue and licking the man's cheeks. The nose, it seems that this is not enough, after reaching out to hold it with small paws, he bit it with his soft baby teeth, the strength was like itching for a man, so the man couldn't help laughing even bigger.

"Okay." The man reached out and touched the top of the cat's head, "Follow me."

"Meow meow meow~~~" The voice seemed to be a little louder, the milk meow stepped on the man's chest, found a comfortable position, rolled herself into a ball, and yelled at the man.

"Hi, little Kitty, I'm Steve Rogers, let's be together in the days to come."

"Meow~!"

As if responding, Nai Tuanzi groaned and rolled on the man's chest, exposing his little furry chin for his new shit-shoveling officer to touch.The blond man smiled dotingly, and with a hand that could break steel bars, he gently rubbed his chin for the little milk dumpling who would lose his life if he didn't pay attention.

This man, who seemed to be left behind by the world, finally found his softness after being alone for so long.So close, it seems to be God's compensation.

The author has something to say: statement! ! !Whether it is a milk cat or a milk dog, especially a milk cat cannot drink milk!Will have diarrhea!not good for health! !

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If there is no accident, a chapter will be updated every day in the future ~ most of them should be in the evening or midnight ~ you can choose to watch the next day ~~!

If I have something to do, I will ask for leave in advance~Really~

This article already has an outline, so it seems that it will not be pitted~

As far as possible, the stupidity will end during the summer vacation~ but it should not be very hopeful~ I hope everyone will forgive me!

ps, during the update, the stupid shrimp ball (blue cat) was sleeping on his lap, his legs were numb and he didn’t dare to move~ Painful and happy~!

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Pps, a lot of little angels are talking about kittens not being able to drink milk... I know this stupid thing~ Drinking will cause diarrhea~ But isn't this an emergency now... Few people always have goat milk at home... ...It's raining heavily outside, and the store is probably closed so I can't buy it...Plus, you didn't know shit before you became Captain America, I don't know.

Speaking of which, many people who are not shit shovelers still think it is a good thing to feed milk to cubs...