[Comprehensive British and American] On the self-cultivation of shit shovel officers

In the morning of early spring, it is always difficult to tell whether it is the aftertaste of cold or the rush of warmth. People hurried past in heavy winter clothes, and the drowsy sky makes people drowsy and depressed at the same time.

There are almost no morning exercisers in the park who will exercise in the morning after the heavy rain, but there are always accidents in the world.

Wearing a thin T-shirt, Steve ran lap after lap around the huge artificial lake in the park at the speed of a [-]-meter sprint. It has appeared ten meters away.

The soldier in peacetime seems to want to use this boring method to consume his seemingly endless energy. The sweat slowly drenches his clothes, and the temperature overflowing from his body can almost bring up heat.The water in the water pipe is so cold that people can feel the route down the esophagus, and it feels heavy and full when it falls into the stomach.

Randomly scratched the hair that was a little sweaty, and there was a small black soft hair on his hand.Steve froze for a moment, then smiled helplessly.Thinking about waking up in the morning, I felt that I had a ball of meat on my face, and I was sleeping very soundly. Even moving it on the pillow was just a change of position for myself, without any sign of wanting to wake up. Steve really didn't know whether to worry about his reflex nerves that seemed to be so loose that he didn't notice when the little ball was sleeping on his face, or whether he should worry about the familiar little thing who didn't think of himself as an outsider at all. .

Putting on a leather jacket so as not to be too noticeable, Steve returned to the house and started looking for cats around the house after seeing that there were no black lumps on the pillows.Finally, the little black cat who heard the voice crawled out from under the sofa by himself.

"I'll take you to the pet hospital for a checkup later." Steve looked at the little Naimao obediently sitting on the sofa, and couldn't help rubbing it.

"Meow~~!" Milky Meow rubbed Steve's hand vigorously, then took two steps forward, kicked her little hind legs, and successfully grabbed the loose and stylish sweatpants, and wiped them out. The second climbed up and stopped all the way to the shoulders. The whole cat lay on the shoulders that were wider than her body, and the small tail kept wagging, sweeping the exposed skin of the back of the neck from time to time.

"Be careful not to fall." That's what it said, even if it fell, Steve believed he could catch the little guy before it hit the ground.

After packing enough cash, Steve washed off the sweaty T-shirt while taking a shower, then changed into a sweater, put on a hat and was ready to go out.The little cat, named "Kitty" without any new ideas, quickly stuffed herself between the sweater and her neck, and then let out a childish cry.

"Catch it." Steve tilted his head and rubbed the little guy, then set off.

The nearest veterinary hospital was not too far away, and considering that there was no suitable container to put the little Kitty in, Steve didn't ride his motorcycle and simply walked there.

The pet hospital has a complete set of equipment. While Kitty was undergoing a comprehensive examination and giving her a scent, Steve looked at some cat supplies and bought cat food and canned food for kittens, which are said to be very popular. A bunch of scratching posts, cat climbing frames, cat teasers, etc. Steve also bought a flight case when Kitty came out.

"This little girl is very healthy. If it is a stray cat, it is very rare." The doctor came out holding the little cat who looked a little restless, and the cat grew on the shoulder of his own shit shovel in minutes. Come down, "Although it looks small, the teeth have been replaced, about five or six months old. Usually, as long as you pay more attention to sun exposure and calcium supplementation, you will be fine. It is not recommended to vaccinate now. If there is no response after a week After the stress response, you can come and vaccinate. Now you can carry out in vivo and in vitro deworming."

"Okay." Steve didn't feel heavy at all when he was carrying a big bag, and he even had one free hand to give Kitty a pet from time to time. After walking away one by one, the young kitty in the hospital The nurses dared to cover their faces and scream excitedly. They didn't know whether it was because they found out that Steve was Captain America or because of the cute contrast between the macho man and the little milk cat.

Little Kitty has officially moved into Steve Rogers' single apartment of no more than [-] square meters, which also means that Steve Rogers, Captain America, has officially taken a big step towards becoming Steve Rogers, the American cat slave. .

Cats are creatures that look at people’s faces and are proud of being pampered, so after a three-day running-in period, Steve began to have "My God, I must have been out of my mind at that time to think of having a cat." A cat would be a lot easier than a dog" thought.It’s not that the little girl is very naughty and destroys the furniture and decorations at home—for this aspect, the little girl is indeed a very obedient and well-behaved cat—but as a clingy cat, she not only has to kiss and hug her every day He holds it high, and is extremely picky about the choice of rations—do not eat cat food or canned food, but eat small dried fish and boiled meat in boiled water.

Although it was a headache, every time I saw the little girl sitting obediently in front of him, looking at him with those big golden eyes that seemed to hide the entire Milky Way, and then because of the delicate meowing, the two eyes slightly bent as if smiling When she looks obedient and obedient, Steve always has the urge to hold the whole world in front of her—of course, the whole world is not needed, in fact, as long as a small dried fish can get milk meow The ultimate treatment for washing your face.

And as a superhero who is either saving the world or on his way to saving the world, Steve often goes on missions.At this time, if it is determined that the time for the task is not more than two days, Steve will prepare the dried fish and boiled meat in advance—and occasionally wrong the little girl to eat some cat food—and then come back as soon as possible.If the time was longer, Steve would put the milk cat in his fanboy Phil Coulson for temporary foster care-in fact, Steve himself wanted to put it in a foster pet shop, but he couldn't stop it. The fanboy who knew where he had a cat was so irresistibly enthusiastic that he compromised.In fact, Little Kitty also seems to like Coulson very much-except that he was very rude to give Agent Coulson three paw prints when he went there for the first time.Every meeting after that was intimate enough to make Steve a little jealous and at the same time feel that his foodie meow is really hopeless.

Ignore those pains that you must go through as a shit-shoveling officer and be happy. In a word, Steve America, Sweetheart, Captain, Shit-shoveling Officer, The World’s Most Warm Man, Rogers and his own Kitty, Milk Meow, and Yan Yan It's worth getting along very harmoniously and warmly with Rogers.

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I foolishly wanted to have my wisdom teeth pulled, but it was too hot and I was too lazy to go out...

#狗阴不起起##I want to marry the air conditioner#

Speaking of which, when I went to the comic exhibition yesterday, I took a photo with Xiong Qi and signed three posters... The young lady is super cute and even hit my little friend's breasts~~Aoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo when we took photos together~~~no I washed my hair~~~! !