[Comprehensive British and American] On the self-cultivation of shit shovel officers

Before the party started, the little black cat was taken away by Natasha to dress up.Steve, who stayed in the hall, was visibly fidgeting, always looking up.

Since it was a party, Barnes was naturally there.Speaking of the grievances between Barnes and Stark, um... Actually, the two of them still had a fight... Tin Can was super angry... After beating up Barnes, he was still very angry...

Then Xiaobaimiao ran over and secretly asked Heimiao what Stark's parents looked like.Xiao Hei Miao was surprised and did not explain directly, and only came to Xiao Bai Miao to tell Xiao Hei Miao that since he was injured, Xiao Bai Miao began to collect the souls and corpses of people assassinated by Barnes, and some of them had nothing to do with themselves. The good idea is just blocking the way of Hydra, so Xiaobaimiao didn't bother, and the other part is relatively innocent and has no special tendency... So Xiaobaimiao hid it well.

Heimiao didn't really care about this, but Tony's parents were both Steve's friends, and Barnes was also a good man, and he was also the best friend of his own shit-shoveling officer, so he agreed.

The place where Xiaobaimiao hides things is not in this space. To be precise, it is the space mezzanine. All the demons and ghosts in China like to hide things in the space mezzanine, because the chance of being discovered is so small that Tony suddenly becomes humble one day.After entering the mezzanine of Xiaobaimiao's space, Xiaoheimiao thought for a moment that he had entered the lair of a serial murderer... However, every corpse was well preserved, and even their souls were quiet. sleep.Xiao Hei Miao quickly recognized two of them, and then watched as Xiao Bai Miao folded two of his own tails to save them.

Kitty glanced at the tail behind Sean that could be counted at a glance, and snorted inexplicably.

It was not only Tony who was shocked by his parents who had come back from the dead, but also Barnes who was beaten.But soon, the Winter Soldier understood what was going on, and carried Meow back with a livid face. What happened after that... Kitty said that I was still a baby and I didn't know anything.

Then there is the research on the scepter, Tony's idea was overheard by Xiaobaimiao who passed by unintentionally, and he refuted it very bluntly.

As a soul gem with a top taste, the two cats didn't notice it at the beginning, but when Jarvis scanned it, it seemed that some switch was touched, the smell spread, and the two cats definitely used it. The greatest perseverance in this life is to control myself from being eaten... Such a soul has an intelligence that almost surpasses human cognition, and will never limit its sight to a small earth.

Knowing that these people have no way to control the consequences, and they may even have bad consequences, the two cats directly attacked after they finished talking, and wrapped the scepter with three layers of protection, ensuring that unless the nine-tailed Tmall came Otherwise, the Emperor and I may not be able to move him.

As for the reason why the two are so troublesome, I still can't stand the things that this group of people have done for themselves. One thing more is worse than one thing less is definitely the most reasonable saying of cats.

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Having said that, Steve sat there, and even couldn't help shaking his legs.

"Oh, look, is this still our America's Sweetheart?" Barnes leaned over to tease him.

"Bucky...can you forget what you're thinking about right now?" Steve felt the urge to break up.

"Don't even think about it!" Barnes chuckled, "This should be the laughing point of most of my life."

"..." Steve rolled his eyes unceremoniously, and then gave Barnes a punch.

"Hey, gentlemen." Natasha, who is a flower (cannibal) in the Avengers, appeared at the door wearing a dress that absolutely makes people unable to take their eyes off. It's almost a crime to have red lips.

"... Whenever this time, I will recall in my mind the previous missions with her and the little pepper..." Tony coughed dryly, looking at the sky but not looking at Natasha.

"..." Banner next to him didn't have time to reply, he was addicted to beauty and couldn't extricate himself.

"Oh, boys..." Natasha smiled, and pulled out the little girl behind her.

"Pfft—cough cough cough cough cough!!" He spit out the water he just drank into his mouth in one breath, and it was definitely Tony who made an earth-shattering coughing sound.

As for Steve, he stood up in a bad mood, blue eyes that couldn't be separated from his girl no matter how hard he tried.

Kitty has beautiful long black hair, but now it has turned into a big wave hanging down behind her back, and two locks are separated from her ears and become small braids that meet at the back of her head. There are also entangled headbands of different colors in the hair.The big golden eyes are emphasized by the black eyeliner, and even slightly protruded at the end of the eyes too much, and it feels like electric discharge in the blink of an eye.The fresh light green gauze skirt will float up as you walk, and the two slender, white and tender calves are also looming between the skirt pieces.Probably because the little girl doesn't know how to wear high heels, so she only wears a pair of low heels with fingers open.

"Steve, Steve, Steve~ Doesn't it look good?" The little girl ran over, took Steve's arm and began to act like a baby.

"..." Steve Zhengzheng Captain America Rogers felt that he might soon lose control of the prehistoric power in his heart. His body was stiff and he just looked at his little girl.

"Steve?" The little girl tilted her head and wrinkled her nose, feeling a little wronged.

"...beautiful." Steve finally reacted, touched the little girl's head, and nodded.

"...At this moment, I'm very, very jealous of him." Falcon Sam shook his head dully.

"Got shit luck..." Tony grunted grimly.

"OMG, if it's like this, you can still sit still, don't hurry up and take it back home... As a man, I also admire the captain." Hawkeye Clinton nodded and shook his head.

"Hmph, who's to say it's not..." Barnes smiled, hugged his little white cat and kissed it, which was also good cat food.

The party started soon, and many people received invitations, whether they were Thor's friends or some World War II veterans, or whether they were familiar secret agents or their neighbors... In short, people who feel familiar can bring them to the waves. The little friends of Meidi love to hold parties, but the essence of parties is a group of people drinking and chatting together until dawn.It's boring to say it's boring, it's interesting to say it's interesting, it depends on the individual.

For example, Kitty, sitting next to Steve at the moment, eating with her cheeks puffed out, looks like a little hamster instead of a meow.Of course, the little girl would definitely blow up after saying this, so Steve just muttered in his heart, and then continued to work hard to get the little guy food.

"Yeah huh (⊙v⊙)~! Young lady~!" Kitty wanted to drink water after swallowing what was in her mouth, and then she saw Nata on the bar who was talking to Banner—or flirting with Banner. Sha, excitedly leaned over.

"...But he is also a big fool," Natasha added with a sip of wine, smiling, "girls like this."

Banner nodded silently.

"So, what do you think I should do?" Natasha's eyes seemed to be hooked, "Reject him, or...accept him?"

"...Go on, accept him, right..." Banner felt a small paw in his heart scratching from time to time, "Could it be that he, uh, before, um, did something to you...I'm sorry for you?"

"Nothing," Natasha seemed to be amused by Banner's nervous stammering performance, "but it doesn't mean he can't do it." After finishing speaking, she walked away gracefully.

"Hmm..." The little girl went to pour water for herself~ After all, she didn't really have a negative EQ, so she didn't stop the young lady, but left Steve to find the young lady to play.

"Very good." Steve leaned on the bar and looked at Banner with a smile.

"What... what's good?" Banner bit the tip of his tongue as if surprised.

"You and Romanoff." Steve smiled a little awkwardly.

"No, no, we don't, it's not like that." Banner, who jumped up like a cat whose tail was guessed, tried to clarify himself.

"No, that's pretty good, we don't have any regulations on this." Rogers made a comforting downward gesture, and could hardly suppress his own smile, "It's just that she's not the kind of person who... can let go .But she can take it easy when she's with you."

"No, Natasha, she just likes to flirt." Banner tried to convince the captain, and also tried to convince himself.

"I've seen her flirt, up close." Steve got himself a bottle of beer, "It's not like that."

Banner shook his head.

"Listen, as someone who 'waited too long' in this world, a friendly reminder," Steve looked at the little girl who was joking with Natasha, showing an extremely soft smile, "Don't wait any longer , you both deserve it."

Banner smiled, watched Steve walk towards his little girl, and then wrinkled his whole face very belatedly.

"Wait, what do you mean by 'experienced up close'?!"

The author has something to say: Awow... I want to open my aunt's trap... I should open my next article if I control myself (I don't know how popular it will be in 3 minutes)...

Speaking of which, the author wants to lose weight recently, but he is still fat like a pig...crying...