[Comprehensive British and American] On the self-cultivation of shit shovel officers

After all the guests had left, the group of Avengers who were still carrying them just now showed their true colors.Sitting around, chatting all kinds of messy jokes, Dr. Zhao, who was a little drunk next to him, leaned on the armrest of the sofa and squinted for a while.

While chatting on the topic, I somehow came to Thor's hammer. As the owner of Meow Meow Hammer, Thor is naturally a big exaggeration. Although there is a bit of exaggeration in it, overall, it is still reliable. .

"Come on, that's just a trick." I fished out a pair of drumsticks from nowhere, and I was holding one of the eagle-eyed Clinton who was twirling it at his fingertips like a Chinese friend spinning a pen in class. He obviously drank a lot, because he was sitting on the ground at the moment, and put a small cushion under his buttocks.

However, little Kitty was nestling next to Steve at the moment, kicked off her shoes, and although she accidentally drank a little flavored fruit wine, she was a little dizzy, but she wasn't drunk yet.She looked at Banner and Natasha, who were joking next to Clinton, and whispered in Steve's ear.

"Look at Miss Sister~ and Banner~!" The little girl was a little excited and lit up her gossip talent, "Miss Sister's taste has become sweet~ Banner's taste has also changed~strawberry~ !"

"...you smell everyone?" Steve's focus is a little off.

"That's right~!" The little girl smiled heartlessly, she still seemed a little drunk, "But Steve's taste is the most delicious~! Chirp~!" The little girl kissed Steve and just dealt with it seriously today A very smooth side face.

"It seems that you should go to bed soon." Steve patted the little girl's head.

"No, I'm listening~! Don't talk~!" The little girl who turned her face when she said that she would turn her face away slapped Steve's face back. A little confused.

"No, no, no, this is not a trick." Thor handed Steve the 1000-year-old spirit in his hand.

"Oh, 'everyone who is qualified will be endowed with supernatural power'!" Clinton lowered his voice, appearing to be a bit of a magician, "Stop kidding, you fool~!"

"Hahaha!" Thor was amused, "If you don't believe me, you can try it."

The people who were listening to them were silent for a moment, and Clinton jumped up very eagerly.

"Really?"

"Yeah~ come on!" Thor leaned there and relaxed, looking very confident.

"This is a good show~!" Colonel Rhodes, who was sitting next to Tony, said that he wanted to watch the excitement by frying chicken.

"Clinton, you haven't had a good week, so even if you can't pick it up, we won't laugh at you." Tony said that, "If you can't pick it up, you will die of laughter, don't worry." , it looks more beating than Thor on one side.

"I've seen this kind of trick before, okay?" Clinton said something cruel to Thor, holding the hammer in one hand, hard...hard...to make it boring...

"Well, I still don't know how you pick it up." Clinton gave up trying, and laughed to himself.

"Feel the silent contempt?" Tony's big bulingbuling eyes were filled with the message of "what do you want from you, you piece of shit".

"Come on, Stark, you can do it~!" Clinton was super disdainful.

"Oh oh oh~ here comes the good show~!" Colonel Rhodes was super excited.Everyone on the sidelines was also super excited.

"Okay~ I'm coming~!" Tony unbuttoned his suit jacket, "Um, I never back down when faced with real challenges."

"Come on, you~!"

"Come, come!"

I can’t tell who’s the one who’s booing and disgusting, anyway, everyone is making troubles and troubles tonight~!

"It's a matter of physics." Tony reached into the rope behind the hammer. "If I lift it up, can I rule Asgard?"

"Yes, of course." Thor was not worried at all and was a little optimistic.

"After I took office, I will restore the first and night powers." Tony began to work hard.

"What is Chu and Yequan?" Kitty looked at Steve blankly.

"Emmmm... Good girl, don't worry about this." Steve decided that he must practice Tony's close combat ability when he has time.

Then everyone saw Tony, who couldn't move at all, froze for a second, then said indifferently "I'll be right back" and put on his battle suit before returning.Afterwards, everyone watched Tony's various 360-degree and no-dead-angle tugging and pulling, and even called Colonel Rhodes to work hard together, but they couldn't make the Meow Hammer change a little bit.

After the roar of laughter, it was Banner. He stood on the table like a stranger who didn't care about his image, and then pulled back hard.In the end, he was really bored and yelled hard, pretending that Hulk had come out, but no one cheered, except Natasha smiled helplessly at him.

"Not... scared?" Banner with a dazed face was like a small animal. For example, Natasha now wanted to hold him in her arms to comfort her.

Then there was Barnes, and the little white cat leaned next to the little black cat to whisper, Steve couldn't help but look at it again and again, even Sean could feel his gaze, and Kitty still looked ignorant.Barnes held the Meow Meow Hammer with his unicorn arm, and then stepped on the table with one foot. His bulging muscles supported the tight shirt, which was so handsome. The little Hei Miao looked a little dazed...but he still didn't move. .

Finally, it was Steve, Captain America who rolled up his sleeves for unknown reasons and could see the distinct muscles got everyone's support. Sean curled his lips at one side, and muttered "scheming boy" when looking at Kitty who had started to stare at her eyes.

Using almost the same posture as Barnes, but with a different leg, Steve gritted his teeth and pressed hard. Kitty swears by her remaining seven tails. She saw Meow Hammer move a little bit~ Then she looked at Thor next to her, the smile disappeared in an instant, and she looked nervously at Hammer and the captain.When Steve, who had given up after trying hard twice, let go of his hands as a sign of surrender, he let out a sigh of relief and laughed. Kitty collapsed from laughing in an instant, pulled Sean and told him what happened just now.

"Kitty." Steve looked at the intimate performance of the two, and his expression didn't look so cheerful.

"Steve, Steve, Steve~ I'll tell you~!" Kitty giggled, threw herself into Steve's arms and whispered to him.

At this time, Banner spread his hand to indicate that Natasha could go over and try it, and everyone looked at the Avengers.

"Who else?"

"You try." Thor looked at Natasha with a smile.

"Oh, no, no, no need, I don't need to prove myself in this kind of thing." The beautiful young lady mercilessly rejected the invitation, which was not good at all, and half fell down on the sofa while talking Take a sip of wine.

"Salute to those who can't be king~ But this is a conspiracy~!" Tony hummed without showing any weakness.

"This is fucking bullshit." Clinton slapped Tony.

"Steve, he swears." Hill complained with a beer.

"Oh... did you tell everyone about that?" Steve shook his head dumbfounded and looked at Tony.

"What?" Kitty was at a loss.

"This handle has fingerprint recognition, right? It's like a password!" Tony completely ignored Steve's accusation. The children in the kindergarten class are also super unyielding.

"Yes, this is indeed a very, very, very interesting theory. But I have a more straightforward explanation," Thor stood up and walked to the Meow Hammer, picked up the hammer with super ease, and was still playing in the air Lost a few laps in a trick, "You are not qualified." It's too much to beat! !

"Oh~~~~~~!"

"Pooh!!!"

"Come on!"

Everyone made disdainful voices, even Steve smiled helplessly and frowned.

"Sir, I don't intend to disturb, but I detected a group of metal flying objects approaching the building." Jarvis's voice suddenly sounded, "They have no tendency to slow down at all, and they will hit the building in five seconds."

"Oh... everyone, get down!" Natasha, who was facing the window, first saw the robot that was about to hit, and after she yelled, it was caused by the sound of glass breaking and some objects crashing into it. Huge momentum.

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