[Comprehensive British and American] On the self-cultivation of shit shovel officers

Kitty snorted in a daze, not knowing whether to agree with what Steve said.But after dawdling on Steve's chest for a while and finally regaining consciousness, the little black cat licked its mouth again, pouting a little aggrieved and complaining to Steve.

"It's numb..." Xiao Heimiao's red lips were still glistening.

"..." Steve's Adam's apple moved up and down, "Well, it's my fault. I'll give you a try."

After speaking, Steve pressed down again.

Kitty stretched out her hands to wrap around Steve's neck without a teacher, and raised her neck, recalling the movement just now, and responded to Steve's movement that was much gentler than before.

This time was different from the domineering impatience that made Kitty feel dizzy last time. Steve first kissed her lips twice, then opened his mouth, and the tip of his tongue gently slid over her teeth, sharper than humans Some canine teeth stayed on for a long time, and then touched the tip of Kitty's tongue tentatively.The movement was a bit slow but with an indescribable tension slowly entangled with Kitty's warm tongue.One hand grabbed Heimiao's slender waist, and the other hand wrapped around Heimiao's back neck, and kneaded it gently with full of ambiguity.

Kitty's reaction was a little more direct, she stretched her leg and wrapped it around Steve's right leg, which was squeezed between her legs at some point.The arms holding Steve were tightened even more, which made Steve feel a little oppressed again.

"Hmm... is it numb?" Steve raised his head, his laughing voice was a little hoarse, he tilted his head slightly and stuck out the tip of his tongue to wipe away the traces of water left along Heimiao's cheeks because he was too late to swallow, even Hence the somewhat inflamed sucking sound.

"Hmph..." Kitty raised her chin even more, exposing her fragile neck, and made a sound from her nasal cavity that was similar to crying and moaning when a little milk cat was dreaming, "Uncomfortable..."

"Cough..." Steve pressed Kitty's slightly dawdling body, "Not now."

"Hmph..." The aggrieved voice coupled with the big wet eyes almost made Steve pounce on him—although the current posture does not need to pounce.

"Not now." Steve patted the little girl's head, kissed it again, and headed straight for the bathroom.

Turning around to look at Steve, who was running away, Kitty rolled and rolled on the bed, rolling herself into a ball~spreading into a big character~bending into a crescent moon~and rolling in various ways... In short, there was no rest... It took half an hour before I looked at the bathroom with the door still closed tightly, and then turned into a black cat.

The black cat jumped to the hammock sucked by the window to lick its hair and go to sleep. When Steve finally opened the bathroom door with a cool breath, he saw the little black cat with no morals in his sleeping position, already lying on his back. Asleep in a hammock.Steve smiled helplessly, stretched out his hand to touch Xiao Heimiao's soft belly, changed his clothes and prepared to go to his routine morning exercise, which was seriously late

So from this day on, Steve and Kitty started a life of being shameless, distributing cat food anytime and anywhere, even if they were fed until they vomited.For this reason, Falcon Single Dog Sam has protested many times, and every time he gets Steve's restrained smile and Kitty's innocent head tilt.

However, although looking at the greasy crooked between the two of them felt a toothache, Steve never crossed that line—even though he had already kissed, hugged, rubbed and touched.

Although Steve is 95 years old, it's not that he doesn't keep pace with the times. He doesn't particularly refuse pre-marital affairs, but personally, he still prefers to follow the rules.What he cares more about is that Kitty seems to have no concept of the relationship of "couple" - he doesn't admit that it's because he often rubs and licks and gets jealous when he sees black and white cats.

For this reason, Steve, who had been entangled for a long time, finally went to ask Bai Miao, whom he didn't like very much.

Bai Miao, who was basking in the sun, heard Steve's question, and used a cat face to make an expression of disgust, which was not difficult but very lethal.

"The essence of a cat is still a cat~!" Sean stretched his waist and turned into a boy in white, lazily stretching out his hands to support his head, "Although a cat is not unique in choosing a partner like a cat~Kitty is different from me , I act more like a human and she acts more like a cat. Most of the time I still like to leave enough space for each other."

"...you didn't answer my question." Steve wasn't fooled.

"Tsk..." Sean shook his head in displeasure.

"Is there a problem?"

"...No big problem." Sean looked at the sky and the sky but didn't look at Steve, "Kitty hasn't reached estrus yet, you just need to stimulate her a few more times."

"..." Excuse me? !Steve felt that he might have a hearing problem, and he had an emoji on his face.

"Tsk..." Sean scratched the back of his neck, "Kitty is still young, and she didn't have a fixed partner before, so she didn't have mating? Sex? Stimulation... Just wait."

"Cough, cough, cough..." Steve couldn't catch his breath, his cough was earth-shattering.

"There's nothing to be surprised about." Sean raised his eyebrows, watching Steve's blushing face suddenly sit up straight, "You haven't fucked her yet..."

"No!" Steve interrupted Sean immediately.

"Oh, wait then." Sean fell back, "If you have plans to get married."

"Isn't it okay if you don't...cough...?" Steve frowned.

"Strictly speaking, you are still a purebred human being~ other methods are not applicable~!" Sean waved his hand, indicating that there was nothing wrong with retreating.

"... Will there be any problems?"

"Emmm... theoretically not." Sean curled his lips, "Cats are very exclusive creatures, so you don't have to worry about her not wanting you."

"..." I always feel that something is wrong but it seems that there is nothing wrong.

So Steve, who was full of weird thoughts, went home just like that. Heimiao, who became a young lady, was lying on the sofa watching TV with a small dried fish in one hand and a remote control in the other. When he heard Steve came back, he threw down the remote control. Come here for a hug.

"Did you go to see Sean?" Kitty asked after he was done.

"Um...yes, ask him something." Steve nodded.

"Oh~!" Heimiao nodded to show that he knew, then pointed to the TV, "Steve, I want to play."

Steve looked sideways at the newly opened playground nearby on the TV, turned his head and saw the star-eyed black cat, and nodded with a smile.

"Okay, I have nothing to do tomorrow, let's go play."

"Long live Steve~!" Black Meow jumped up and cheered and gave Steve a meh.

"...I'm sorry, but you didn't close the door..." Sean came in, apologetic but not sorry, "I think you need to put off all your plans, Kitty."

Sean took out a piece of rice paper that looked very fragile from his pocket, Kitty frowned and took it.Some not-so-good things were written in Xiaozhuan on it, and she knew what was going on at a glance.

"Aren't you going?" Kitty casually put the letter on the shoe cabinet by the door.

"I can't go." A phantom of a tail appeared behind Sean, "Too weak."

"Thank you for being self-aware." Kitty sneered, and then said aggrievedly, "I hate interrupting my date!"

"……"Dating? !Steve didn't have the self-consciousness of going on a date, but felt more like taking his daughter out on a trip... No, no, no, this way of thinking needs to be changed...

"Then come on~!" Sean waved his hand, left, and closed the door for him.

"What's wrong?" Steve couldn't read the words on the paper, so he could only ask Kitty.

"Ah...probably..." Kitty snuggled into Steve's arms, glanced at the letter out of the corner of her eye, "The United Nations is looking for something again..."

On the rice paper that was placed casually, the Xiaozhuan glowed with a slight blue light as if it was flying.

[Cats and cats, please come to the office in three days to discuss matters related to staying behind. 】

The author has something to say: I went out for a while yesterday... I'm here to apologize... There will be an update later today...

Having said that, didn’t I always say that shrimp balls don’t gain weight, and today I touched my belly and found that it was all fleshy... Suddenly it became a bucket waist hahahaha... It’s just that the fat only grows on the belly, I really hope it can The whole body is full of meat~! ! !