[Comprehensive British and American] On the self-cultivation of shit shovel officers

Although it was said that it was three days later, Steve soon received a notice of an urgent mission, the kind that leaves now and comes back the next night. Kitty thought about it, and decided to follow, and if she couldn't come back, she would fly by herself.

"Who?"

"Rumlo." Steve closed the folder, "You remember him, don't you?"

"...I'm very curious about this kind of thing..." Kitty leaned on the table, "We all knocked people down, how could we still run away?"

"Who knows...but this news should be the most definite news we've gotten in half a year." Steve led the Avengers to start the layout.

"So, why should I play with Sean..." Kitty lay on a table near the window of a restaurant not far from their mission, next to Sean who pretended to be eating seriously.

"You help us cut off the back." Steve said coaxing the child.

"Slightly slightly~!" The little girl ordered a lot of food unhappily and began to turn her unhappiness into appetite.

Sean silently sent a text message to his owner, saying that he would never eat this cat food, and then got a promise from his owner to go home after a smile.

Kitty doesn't eat fast, cats just lick, and the cat's tongue is afraid of burning, so she only took two or three mouthfuls when the chaos happened.

"Hmph, I don't like to exercise vigorously while eating." Kitty complained helplessly.

"I don't like doing strenuous exercise right after eating either." Sean rolled his eyes, and the two cats left their unfinished food and rushed to the place where the accident happened.Before he could run two steps, he saw a rampaging armored car rushing towards him as if he was determined to hit every car on the road once before giving up.

Glancing at each other, the two cats jumped onto the roof of the car, and cut a hole out of the roof with their claws.

"Kitty, Sean, he's gone to you." Barnes' voice came from the earphone at this moment.

"We've got it done." Sean looked at the car of people who fell down, and then at Kitty who knew he had done something wrong and shrank his neck silently. "What we need now is a brake."

"I'm coming!" While speaking, the red energy group slammed the armored vehicle on the brakes, and the two cats crashed into the front wall of the vehicle completely unprepared.

"Oh..." It hurts really... The two cats gasped together.

"Kitty!"

"Sean!" The two shit-shoveling officers yelled out together.

"We're fine... um..." Kitty, who was getting up, kicked Rumlow, who fell on her due to inertia.

"Well, yes, we're fine." Sean also pushed the mercenary who was on top of him away.

"Wanda, brake more gently next time." Kitty smiled.

"Well, I'll try my best." Wanda also smiled.

Everyone set off back together, just in time for the magical conference that Kitty was going to.Because it is said that this consultation meeting is quite important, and the person in charge of the United Nations will also go.

"Is that meeting of yours really okay?" Steve frowned. He hates politics where it shouldn't be, but it doesn't mean he doesn't understand the need for politics.

"Oh, don't worry." Kitty rubbed against Steve, "It is said that the rulers of human beings will make such an incident in a while, last time Sean went there, right? I was not born yet .”

"Huh? Well, yes." Sean breathed out, "The last time I went there was no United Nations... I wasn't online much the whole time."

"Look." Kitty looked heartless.

That's what it says, but it's actually quite serious.It is said that the first Bai Ze in ancient times was alarmed this time, and this time he will attend the meeting.When they heard the news, all the demons and ghosts who attended the meeting felt that human beings are really fearless, and they really need a little lesson.

This meeting is actually a moth made by the United Nations.All kinds of demons and ghosts from China, "wanderers", have spread all over the world today when the transportation industry is highly prosperous.

There are cats like Kitty who are kind to people, or even lower-level cat demons, such as Fei Fei, who are harmless and bring good luck to the owner, so we won’t say much about them.But there are also the more common nightmare beasts, the 梼杌 who fled abroad... There are even some low-level little monsters who don't know that they are doing bad things, which easily cause many problems and conflicts.

Except for Huaxia, which abstained from voting, the remaining four permanent members held such a meeting out of the idea of ​​"We want to make trouble! We want to control the world!" Discussions started on whether the second generation of the former should be recalled to China.

Actually, Kitty thinks that this group of leaders may not know what the total number of homeless people and second-generation homeless people in non-Chinese lands is, otherwise it would be impossible to come up with such a brainless idea.

Just when Kitty thought that the person who proposed such a meeting must have been kicked in the head by the donkey, she encountered a proposal that made people think that the brain might be kicked by the donkey and then caught in the door.

Right now.

"Oh! Five years ago, I had a heart attack and passed out on my golf swing. It turned out to be the greatest blessing of my life, because after thirteen hours of surgery and a triple bypass, I I discovered something that my 40 years in the military have not taught me." The Secretary of State spoke eloquently at the long table, "Foresight."

"He really thought that his heart disease was cured because of the doctor's operation?" The two cats whispered on the laps of their respective excrement shovelers, which no one could hear except them.

"It's good that innocent people are everywhere." Kitty smacked her mouth.

"The whole world owes a debt to the Avengers. You fought for us, protected us, and risked your life. Although many people regard you as heroes, there are also some people who prefer to use 'vigilante' Words like that."

"I don't like him." Sean rubbed his claws on Barnes's leg, "I want to eat that little thing on him."

"It doesn't matter to me, it can also make you grow an extra tail... Will your owner be unhappy?" Kitty began to lick her paw.

"Which word would you use, Mr. Secretary?" Natasha asked with a smile.

"What do you think of 'dangerous'?" The Secretary of State seemed to dislike this group of superheroes, with indifference and disgust deep in his eyes, "How would you describe a group of ability enhancers stationed in the United States? Habitually ignoring the rights of sovereign states Boundaries, where to go, what to do, all on your own terms. And honestly, don't seem to care about the consequences of yourself."

"...Who gave him such an unreasonable sense of superiority?" Kitty stood up and was touched by Steve soothingly.

"Where is such a one-sided evaluation?" Sean was also very upset.

Immediately afterwards, the Secretary of State showed them several battles experienced by the Avengers, including the Battle of New York, the Battle of Washington, the Battle of Sokovia, and even the only two battles in the Lagos Battlefield that just left the station not long ago. Rumlow's armored vehicle hit and killed the driver.

"Okay, that's enough!" Steve stopped the Secretary of State's a little excessive behavior.

"Can I have a word?" Kitty poked her head straight into a soul conversation with Steve, "Since I have another similar meeting tomorrow?"

"Okay...?" Steve agreed hesitantly.

"All your actions in these four years have unlimited power and no supervision. Governments around the world can no longer tolerate this situation." The Secretary of State was still speaking in an attitude almost reprimanded.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry~ I'll just say a word." Kitty suddenly appeared behind Steve in a human form, looking at the Secretary of State with a smile, and then, Sean also appeared behind Barnes next to him.

"Who are you?" The Secretary of State was taken aback.

"Ah, I'm one of the people who participated in these battles." The little girl's golden eyes were bent into crescent shapes, but the black pupils had already turned into cold vertical pupils, "Just one word~!"

"What?" The Secretary of State frowned.

"Get out of here!" The little girl's expression turned cold, the vertical black pupils in the golden pupils made people's hairs stand on end, and they intuitively felt the danger coming.

"QAQ~!" As the voice fell, a translucent villain about the height of two thumbs rolled and crawled out of the Secretary of State's heart, looking frightened and crying It fell down with a click, "No, hey, don't, this is my master QAQ~!"

"Oh, interesting." Sean laughed, and the pupils in Yuanyang's eyes also perked up, "I told you to roll over, how many more times do I need to say?"

"QQAQQ!!" The little guy rubbed against the Secretary of State, who was also taken aback, and then moved over bit by bit.

After the little guy was one meter away from the Secretary of State, suddenly, the Secretary of State, who was still very imposing just now, covered his chest in panic, trying to help the person next to him in a panic.

"Hey~!!" Seeing this, the little guy floating in the air burst into tears as if he didn't want money, and he wanted to go back. Sean sneered and stretched out his hand to flick the little guy, and the little guy fell on the Secretary of State's suit with a snap.At the same time, the Secretary of State also took a breath and gradually returned to normal.

"How would you describe a group of Amplifiers stationed in the United States? Mr. Secretary of State?" Kitty reached out, grabbed the little guy's clothes, and asked back with a smile.

The author has something to say: Speaking of which, this chapter almost suffocated me...Sometimes I think it’s not good for Kitty to be too arrogant, but when I revisit Team Three, I feel super unfair!

In the New York War in Avengers [-], S.H.I.E.L.D. and the government did their own deaths, and going to study the Rubik's Cube attracted Loki.

In the Washington War of US Team II, S.H.I.E.L.D. had internal problems and Hydra infiltrated.

That is to say, a Sokovia war iron man was blamed, and it can't be all blamed on him...

With a ball of wool, let the superheroes take the blame? !Fried chicken gas ah ~!So let Kitty beat them to death, I don't care [Ge Youtan].