[Comprehensive British and American] On the self-cultivation of shit shovel officers

Although the noise of the marriage proposal was very... well, in a sense it was huge, but to the surprise of everyone in the Fulian, the two caught up with the last batch of people who registered for marriage that day.Originally, the whole process would take more than a month, but Steve left the relationship very calmly, and got a legally valid marriage certificate on the same day.

Well, it’s worth mentioning that the person in charge at the time was a fanatical captain fan, and when he looked up, he saw his idol sitting opposite him... Ah, I feel like I’m about to take off~!The person in charge thought about asking the captain to take a group photo and sign it—Captain America can do anything in a good mood—then, when the two of them left, the person in charge slowly came back to his senses, and suddenly realized that he was What are you in charge of... Is Captain America married? ! !The person in charge silently crushed the signature pen in his hand.

And then…well, Steve was off on a mission the next day.

The next day, Kitty hopped around to play with Sean next door, and Bai Meow, who was lazily watching TV and basking in the sun next door, took a look at Hei Meow.

"How impatient is your owner?" Sean mercilessly gave Heimiao a cosmic invincible big white eye, and with a little effort, he might be able to turn down the stairs.

"I just thought you were jealous~!" Kitty snorted and showed off all over her face, making people want to scratch her to death, so Bai Miao threw a pillow over.

The marriage certificate in the human world is also valid for spirits and monsters, but it is not purely legal, but the so-called "marriage knot".Compared with a legal marriage contract that can be ended arbitrarily, it is more rigorous and more related to the vital interests of the spirits.If a bad marriage is formed, it will have an impact on the practice of the spirits in the future, so the spirits are very, very cautious when determining the relationship between husband and wife with humans.

Steve may not know about this, but it has to be said that Kitty's relatively unfettered personality and identity beyond his ability have brought Steve psychological pressure and insecurity, so The man used almost the stupidest method, but also the most effective method in his mind, to make sure that the girl really belonged to him completely—or that they really belonged to each other in every sense.

After having a partner, Heimiao began to pay attention to reducing contact with other members of the opposite sex.

Those who have raised cats know that cats are very jealous creatures.Many shit shovelers brought back new cats or dogs with the mentality of "there is only one cat in the family, so I am lonely, let's raise another one as a companion", but there is a high chance that the original cat does not appreciate it , or in other words, does not accept new members. For a long time, they meet once and fight once.It’s okay if the new member is a dog. After all, one cat family and one canine family... It would be interesting if there were two cats. Except for a few who are more ambitious, most of them will chat with each other. It is not impossible for wars to break out every day. ...

At the same time, although many cats are more concerned about changing owners, most cats have a kind of "I can't see you, get out of my sight" to strangers when there is a shit shovel officer. The expression is far away...

Therefore, after demarcating the absolute private domain of "this man is the shit-shoveling officer who belongs to me alone", Heimiao began to maintain his "territory" while maintaining the "territory" of the shit-shoveling officer very face-saving .

For Kitty's transformation, Steve can say that he is very happy and even looking forward to it. Naturally, he is also willing to follow Kitty to reduce his rare contact with the opposite sex to almost zero.

To many people, couples and couples seem to be completely different relationships.Even though they were still lovers yesterday, they turned into real couples overnight, and many people will have conflicts, big or small, but these contradictions will not become disputes in their long or short couple lives—it seems to be real. After becoming a family member, the tolerance for each other will decrease, and even start to treat each other harshly.

But such troubles do not exist between Steve and Kitty.Steve, who is more mature than Kitty both in appearance and in reality, psychologically and physically, always spoils the little girl unconditionally in a sense.Coupled with the fact that he is often away from home, running away from home to go on missions in the middle of the night... Such things happen frequently, so Steve, who is always guilty, is more tolerant of the little girl's various willfulness.

And as the young and naive side, although Kitty doesn't like the situation that she can't see Steve when she wakes up in the morning or wakes up in the middle of the night and sees Steve is getting dressed and getting ready to go out, but she doesn't really feel bad because of this. Happy.This is definitely not because Kitty doesn't love Steve enough, but because Kitty knows Steve Rogers very, very well.He will feel guilty and even feel uneasy because of her unhappiness, but he will never stop there. Sometimes this person has a good temper and makes people helpless, but sometimes he is stubborn.

——The Winter Soldier and Bai Miao, who are often forced to listen to the corner of the wall, are brewing with the sauce What about the point of view that there is an inevitable connection between sex harmony and harmonious relationship between husband and wife... put down the sofa first! !

In this way, life is moving forward bit by bit, whether it is firewood, rice, oil, salt, sauce, vinegar, tea, music, chess, poetry, painting, books, rituals and music, and a year will pass soon.

Spring is a very wonderful season.

When I woke up in the morning, the sky was not yet fully lit, only a faint light flickered in the east.Relying on his good night vision ability, Steve looked at the little girl who was sleeping soundly in the dim light...and the marks on her that seemed a bit excessive.Feeling apologetic, he bent down and kissed the little girl's forehead and nose tip, and Steve buried his head into the little girl's neck.

Yesterday, he and the rest of the Avengers took over one of Hydra's remaining strongholds, so the three-week-long mission was finally over.I rushed home non-stop, and my tired body immediately became excited when I saw the sleepy little girl. It seemed that I was infected by the enthusiasm of the man who hadn't seen him for a long time, and the little girl's estrus began again. .

So, it was another wonderful night.

Kitty's second estrus period is much more relaxed than the first one, and at most she is more active in love affairs, far less than the level of unsatisfied last time.And not only the degree, but also the time has become much shorter-three days and two weeks are indeed much shorter-to the extent that Steve rubbed it regretfully and seemed to be too tired The head of the little girl who didn't want to continue making sauces, then kissed and hugged, and just fell asleep like this.

Then Steve discovered that things didn't seem to be that simple.

As I said before, as a monster, Kitty seldom refuses Steve's request on sex.But...it's not normal to have too many times...and...

Steve looked at the black cat huddled up in the hammock on the window, basking in the sun while sleeping soundly, and didn't hear the sound of him entering the door at all, and couldn't help frowning.Although cats are relatively sleepy, most of their sleep time is light sleep, and for a monster like Kitty, even if they fall asleep, they will not be so dull that they cannot hear the movement of the house.So there must be something wrong with such a black cat now...

After seeking help from almighty netizens, Steve began to wonder if the little girl was feeling unwell or sick and didn’t tell him. It means that something is wrong with the cat's body, but cats with very strong endurance can't say it—so, he went to ask.

"Huh? I'm not sick?" Kitty struggled vaguely with the lemon slices in her mouth while biting the straw, "Yaozu generally don't get sick. I'll tell you when I'm sick~!"

"...You've slept a little too much recently, I'm worried." Steve touched the little girl's forehead, and then touched the tips of her ears, to make sure that her body temperature was still as cool as before. I nodded in my heart.

"Hmm..." The little girl puffed up her cheeks, and took a sneaky look at Steve, but when the man looked back suspiciously, she immediately looked away, pretending that she hadn't done anything.

"Okay...you must tell me something." Steve smiled and sighed.

"Hmm..." Wrinkled her nose, the nodding girl reached out to touch a piece of biscuit and came back to bite it.

Speaking of which, the little girl's appetite seems to have increased a lot recently... Steve touched his chin, and decided to secretly pinch the little girl's belly at night to see if she had hoarded some meat.

Although it seemed that Steve had let the little girl go temporarily, after all, the abnormal matter had not been resolved, so he was still worried to some extent.But Kitty didn't let this worry drag on for long, on the third day after the conversation between the two of them.Steve, who came back from the mission, saw the little girl who was falling asleep on the sofa with her pillow in her arms. After smiling, he went to pick the little girl up and put her on the bed to sleep.

"Steve?" Kitty woke up rubbing her eyes when Steve approached, "Well, I have something to tell you..."

"It's late..." Looking at his watch, Steve decided to put the little girl to bed first, "Can you talk about it tomorrow morning? I have a long vacation to accompany you."

"Well... very important..."

"It's okay, I'll listen to you tomorrow..." Steve put the little girl on the bed, looked at Kitty who was still muttering something, smiled slightly, and then went to wash up.

The next morning, when Steve got up, it was already daylight, but the thick curtains completely blocked the sunlight.

It seemed that the movement of getting up was a bit loud, and the little girl in his arms woke up too, rubbing her eyes and then began to stretch and yawn.

"Good morning, Kitty, do you want to sleep a little longer?" Steve kissed the little girl's forehead.

"Hmm..." Kitty rubbed against Steve's arms, then slowly opened her eyes, still talking a little.

"My dear, if you are sleepy, go on to sleep for a while." Steve looked at the little girl like this, a little funny and a little distressed.

"I have something to tell you..." The little girl wrinkled her nose, "Miss sister said this matter is very serious..."

"Natasha...?" Steve's heart hung silently.

"Yeah." Kitty sat up, and Steve also sat up.

"I have a baby."

"..."

…………

"What—?!!!!"

The sound soaring into the sky can almost lift the ceiling.

Kitty was lying on the sofa in the living room of the Stark Building, next to Sean who also looked sleepy, and Barnes who couldn't help but put on a standard unhappy expression.

Back in the morning, Steve has been in a state of indescribable... In a strange state.Almost immediately, he brought his little girl over to find Tony... um... for a simple prenatal scan.

As for Sean and Barnes, it was Bai Miao who wanted to watch the excitement, and then dragged his lover over.Barnes, who was dragged from the bed and couldn't be with his lover in the morning when there were no tasks to disturb, was obviously very upset, but after all, it was his lover who wanted to come out to join in the fun, and he was happy to be used to it... So he came .

After sitting in the living room for a while, I heard Steve and Tony coming.

Tony rolled his eyes and swayed slowly, although Little Pepper was not in the Stark Tower last night but went on a business trip, so Tony, who had a very poor nightlife last night, had a rest early.But Tuo Sansui, who never knew what a schedule is, said that the feeling of being pulled out of the bed early in the morning was not an ordinary fire - although he later found out that Kitty was pregnant, he was also very concerned and curious...

"Oh, I'm sorry to wake you up, Stark." Steve sat next to Kitty, unable to extricate himself from the state of being still in a state of ecstasy, "Let's go back first."

"...It's better to leave."

Sean and Barnes next to each other said that this morning was not bad.As far as the expression of the captain is concerned, they will never be outdated if they can play for a lifetime! Sean quietly put away his mobile phone, then chatted with his lover next to him, and left.

After returning home, Steve took the little girl to sit on the sofa, and stared at the little girl's stomach for a while.

"Kitty." Steve suddenly looked at the little girl with a serious expression.

"Huh?" Heimiao, who had almost woken up, stroked his stomach, which had not changed much, and sat up straight.

"I want to stay with you at home." Steve said with determination, "No more than one day's mission will be done!"

"..." Kitty stared at Steve with wide eyes, unable to speak for a while, and Steve couldn't help smiling and kissing the little girl's eyes with such a cute expression.

"What's wrong? This expression?" Steve hugged the dazed little girl into his arms.

"You must not be my shit shoveler! Tell me, where did you hide my Steve?!" Xiao Heimiao grabbed Steve by the neckline, and couldn't believe that the words just came from From the mouth of Steve - Captain America - Rogers.

"...Kitty," Steve couldn't stop the smile on his lips, he just grabbed a pair of small paws and lifted them up, bowed his head and kissed them.

"Hmph..." The little girl snorted and twisted her body, but she didn't resist, and followed this man who was so ecstatic that he didn't even know his eyes were full of tears, to kiss him.

So Steve turned on the silly dad mode.

And Kitty, a pregnant woman, has also become the number one protection object in the Avengers. Scarlet Witch Wanda is very curious and also likes children. She often goes to Kitty and listens with Kitty with the same ability as herself, and has not yet turned into a baby. But the little ones who already have their own heartbeats, the faint but unstoppable heartbeats.

Well, that's right, little ones, folks.

The first person to discover this was not Jarvis who had done a comprehensive scan of Kitty before, nor Tony and Banner who had carefully studied the scans, nor was it Steve who was a silly father, but the ability The most open Wanda.

When the two were studying the baby together, Wanda suddenly sensed two heartbeats instead of one, and the surprised little witch immediately shared the news with Kitty and the captain.

Steve, who was originally a silly father, was a little dizzy from the surprise among the surprises, and then he decided that he must not be the only one dizzy, and then kissed Kitty next to him dizzy on the spot, completely ignoring the people next to him. The little witch looked angry.

The pregnancy cycle of the demon race is actually somewhat different from that of humans, but Kitty is pregnant with a human-male hybrid baby, so the general pregnancy period is to accommodate the weaker side, that is, she is pregnant in October.This is not the biggest difference. The biggest difference is probably that even after being pregnant with two healthy babies, Kitty did not experience pregnancy reactions other than lethargy and eating too much.On the contrary, there is no discomfort in all kinds of frisky jumping.

Moreover, what is more beneficial to Steve is that it is different from human beings who have to reduce or even stop sex after pregnancy. It would be nice to have more slaps.And...Steve and Kitty are thinking about the baby in their belly, navel oranges are what they eat the most, Steve sees the little girl with a slightly swollen belly sitting on him flushing, and inexplicably he will rise An urge to love and pity...cough cough...

The first conflict after marriage appeared when Kitty's due date was approaching.

Even if she is almost full-term, her stomach is not very big, but various tests can show that the baby in her belly is too healthy. Kitty refuses to go to the hospital, or she refuses that medical staff will assist in the delivery.

Although Steve has never seen what it's like for others to have a baby, he still knows that giving birth to a baby is largely accidental.Therefore, it is natural to resolutely oppose Kitty's dangerous plan.

So the two started their first quarrel.

This matter really has nothing to do with Kitty's self-willedness. Of all the monster races, the stronger ones are less likely to leave offspring. On the contrary, it is as simple and natural as drinking water and eating.So this has led to the fact that the more advanced the spirit monster will be closer to the demon rather than the human during the gestation period of having an heir, so that it can better protect and raise its own baby.

Not to mention cats, even if you come here today with a dog monster who can't help wagging its tail when it sees people, you still won't let idle people get close, especially the same clan.

Therefore, Sean, who is very self-aware, has been away from Barnes for a while, and has become closer to the cat and more irritable little black cat.

Very helpless Steve compromised under Sean's phone call to explain and the little girl's angry stare.But the only requirement is to be present and be with Kitty.In fact, the little girl who was also a little scared thought about it and felt that she should not lose control to that point, and then nodded in agreement.

Barely be happy.

When Kitty was just pregnant, Steve would occasionally go out on a mission that wasn't that long. After Kitty was six months old, Steve stopped doing field missions and would rather bite the pen and think about paperwork than Leave Kitty for a long time.

Soon it was Kitty's due date, and the little girl moved into the delivery room specially opened by S.H.I.E.L.D. In the room next to her, there were absolutely reliable medical staff on call at any time.

The time for the real birth didn't come suddenly. Before that, Kitty had already started to feel the pain again.Walking into the delivery room with Steve, Kitty sat on the stool, half-squatting in front of Steve who was so tense that his lips turned white.

"Honey, why do I feel like you're more nervous than me?" Kitty laughed, but the pain that came quickly made her frown.

"...Because it's not me who suffers." Steve forced a smile, but he didn't know that his expression was uglier than crying, "I'd rather be the one who suffers."

"Ha..." Sweat slowly surfaced on the little girl's forehead, "I don't want it next time..."

"Okay." Steve nodded quickly, and wiped off the little girl's sweat with a handkerchief.

At the beginning, the two of them could chat intermittently, but afterward, it was all Kitty's wailing and groaning.She was already lying on the delivery bed, and the tearing pain in her lower body was worse than that of tail docking, so she was still preparing, not giving birth yet.

The little girl who was almost spoiled by Steve hadn't been in such pain for a long time. She held Steve's hand, her face was as white as a piece of paper, and her hair was already messed up in strands of sweat.

The screams became louder, and more and more blood flowed from his body.Steve's other hand deformed the hospital cart, and the other hand still maintained the strength to hold the little girl's hand tightly without hurting her.He suddenly saw a small black head coming out, followed by a body.

Steve caught it quickly and cut the umbilical cord.At this time, another child was born amidst Kitty's wailing.

Kitty's weak breathing was almost inaudible in the loud cries of the two children. Steve washed and wrapped up his own baby as quickly as the doctor taught him how to clean a newborn, and then Handed it to the little girl, and gently kissed the little girl who could barely open her eyes.

"Kitty... thank you."

Kitty didn't fall asleep or lose consciousness, she was pushed out by Steve while holding the baby.At the door, the long-awaited Avengers stretched their necks eagerly to see the child.

It is no different from a newborn human baby, and the two little ones are red and wrinkled and not good-looking at all.But the difference is that the two little ones have black kitten ears and small tails, which look very cute.

Both Kitty and Steve were exhausted physically and mentally, so everyone in the reunion agreed to leave, leaving the two alone to fall asleep on the hospital bed with the child in their arms.

The two little ones, who are half-demons, grow up very fast, and almost look the same every day.However, the twin brothers are not yet able to control their own form, so the current location in the city center is definitely unacceptable.So under Fury's arrangement, Kitty and Steve moved to another independent small bungalow not far from Hawkeye's "safe house".

Kitty almost felt no discomfort on the second day after giving birth, but Steve still stubbornly refused to let Kitty work.

Twin brothers are actually relatively easy to separate, as long as they open their eyes.Brother Bruce's eyes are the same golden color as Kitty's, while his younger brother Ricard's eyes follow his father's, a pair of emerald green eyes.But as long as the two of them close their eyes...probably only Kitty, who can tell the difference between the two brothers by the slight difference in taste, can recognize who is who between the two milk dolls.

"Bruce, I'm serious, can you call me and Mom next time you want to get out of bed?" Steve lifted the little one from the side of the crib's railing.

"Mommy, Mommy~!" Bruce moaned, looking for his mother to drink neinei.

"Papa~!" Ricard, who couldn't tell his father clearly, didn't mind at all that his brother stepped on him as a backing board just now to "break out of prison", and stretched out his hand to hug him.

The half-demon baby grows faster than it is casually said. It is only one month old now, and it can crawl around and tear down houses in various ways. It is almost no different from a one- or two-year-old child.

"What's the matter?" Kitty pushed the door open and saw Steve with two little dots hanging on his body and having a headache.

"Mom, mom, mom!!!" The two little ones were so excited that they almost flew out, scurrying on Steve's body, with their little tails calling frantically behind them.

"They like you better." Steve carefully handed the baby to Kitty.

"They also like you very much, but now they like me more when they're hungry." Kitty looked at Steve with a jealous face, dumbfounded, and stretched her head over to kiss him.

"Well……"

This is probably the first time Steve has faced Kitty breastfeeding the two babies.

He stared straight at Kitty as he lifted up his clothes one by one, and then the two little ones started drinking milk like crazy.Watching the two little ones put their daughter-in-law's little peas into their mouths with one gulp, and then the two little hands kept pushing back and forth on their daughter-in-law's perfectly shaped chest like a kitten stepping on milk.

Steve snorted unhappily, then leaned over and kissed Kitty hard, it seemed that his IQ also became negative with the birth of the child.

"Steve..." Kitty helplessly kissed his one-month-old son's jealous father again, and smiled happily.

"Humph……"

The author has something to say: I really can't make up [-] words, and the buttons are almost exhausted...

Shrimp ball was blocked by the doctor and he couldn't eat. Seeing me eat every day, he and I are super tired...

Let's double update tomorrow...I'm really sorry everyone! ! !