[Comprehensive British and American] On the self-cultivation of shit shovel officers

After giving birth, the mental ages of Kitty and Steve seem to be so inexplicably turned over (the author who just praised Steve's maturity slaps himself).

In the second week after Kitty gave birth, Steve began to be asked by Fury to take out tasks again. Although he was very reluctant, Steve did not refuse him very firmly.

——This is the major premise.

After having a baby, the one who greeted him every time he came home was no longer the soft and fragrant little girl he used to be. The two little half-demons who could already run around could always occupy the girl that belonged to him, and then turned towards him. Showing off your teeth and showing off your might is simply a test of Captain America's tolerance limit - especially when drinking neinei, one side is small, that's fine, after all, you are a child... But what do you two mean by looking at me while drinking ? !Your father, I can see the embarrassment in the eyes of you two brats, let me tell you!

— This is how it happened.

As for how this matter was resolved in the end... well, Kitty couldn't laugh or cry holding the two humming little ones who honestly ran into her arms after being cleaned up by her father, but never complained.Especially the smug man with raised brows and a smile came over and kissed her. Seeing that the eyes of the two little ones were red, but they still didn't cry when they arrived—probably because the gentle Ma Ma went over to give them a hug. For the sake of hugging.

At night, when the two little ones fell asleep holding hands in the nursery, Kitty breathed a sigh of relief and went back into the house.

The man who just took a shower just wrapped his lower-half-body in a bath towel, casually rubbed his half-dried hair, and half-lyed on the bed looking at the tablet in his hand. Kitty pursed her lips and went to take a shower too.

Steve looked at the half-closed bathroom door, and after some mental struggle, he pushed the door open and entered with peace of mind.

In the bathroom, Heimiao, who was taking bath soap, turned his head a little dullly, and then his mouth was gagged by his own child's father.

"...Kitty..." The breath out of Steve's mouth seemed to have a fire-like temperature, and the little girl's legs softened unconsciously, and then she was hugged by the man behind her.

"Hmm..." Actually, the little girl who really wanted Steve wrapped her arms around Steve's neck, raised her head and gave a suggestive kiss.

So, in fact, taking a bath for three hours or something...isn't too much...isn't it...

The next morning, the two little ones were called up by Ma Ma to have breakfast, and then they saw Papa, who was still the Great Demon King yesterday, sitting at the dining table with a smile on his face and waving to them...

QAQ mama, papa is so sweet! !

Although the two little ones really wanted to monopolize Mama, but being of the blood of the demon clan, they subconsciously feared and respected the strong, so the papa who suppressed the two little ones without any effort yesterday became the object of their entanglement.

In fact, the two little ones are not open, but basically they can be seen to be more like their father.For example, the soft blond hair, the big eyes that are always wet, and the stubborn personality that looks soft but must be successful in what to do... Such an excessive similarity always gives Kitty a little headache, but more Most of the time, I still look at Steve and smile.

The Hawkeye family next door is where Kitty often visits. After all, compared to Steve who is often away from home, Clinton is a retired person who makes various toys for his children at home every day.And Bruce and Ricard both like to play with the little girl of the Clinton family-this makes Clinton very upset, and always feels that his daughter will be abducted by the stinky boy.

However, Kitty quickly became acquainted with Clinton's wife, and the relationship between the two quickly warmed up.

Kitty actually likes this kind of life that feels isolated from the world. After all, as a monster race that is different from humans, various natural environments are more suitable for them.Moreover, my two stupid sons can't control their ears and tail at all. When Bruce was six months old, he even suddenly turned into a pure black little cat in one morning. .Seeing the other family members who were eating looked over, the little guy twitched twice and started crying loudly, then fell off the chair to the ground with a snap.

"Mom, mom, mom... hiccup..." The little guy who started hiccupping after crying could only call mom, and completely lost the ability to organize words.

Kitty hurried over to coax, and Steve also hugged Ricard who was frightened by his brother and softly coaxed him, but Bruce couldn't stop at all. You must know that although he had ears and a tail before, at least he looked better. Like a human being.

"It's okay, it's okay, Mama can also become a meow, you see." There was no other way, and Kitty also turned into a white-clawed black-meow. Although she could be said to be small and cute, she was much bigger than Bruce.

Kitty bit the back of Rika's neck and carried him to wrap it in his arms, comforting him while licking his fur.

"... Mama QAQ~!" Bruce stopped crying, Rickal started again, the little guy's tail slapped on Steve's chest and arms, looking at himself and Papa with tears in his eyes It looked more like it and began to drop golden beans every minute, "I am different from Brother Ma Ma, wow wow TAT!!!"

"..." What should I say... Steve-the child's father-Captain America-Rodgers, who seemed to be disliked, made an indifferent emoticon.

Crying like this, Ricard suddenly turned into a meow, but unlike Bruce's pure black and Kitty's tuxedo cat, Rikar has a more obvious white color, which is more like a cow cat.But little Ricard didn't care about this for the time being, he just stuffed himself into Ma Ma's arms, and then went to drink neinei with his brother, completely forgetting that he was out of breath from crying just now, and almost fainted In my papa's arms.

"..." I was speechless... Looking at the interaction of the three mews on the sofa, Steve - King of American Vinegar - Captain - Dad - Rogers felt that he might want to put these two stinky bastards together. Throw it out.

As soon as Kitty looked up, he saw Steve's expression. Heimiao, who was already very familiar with Steve, immediately understood what he was thinking, and then sighed super helplessly.

#What should I do if my husband becomes the child’s father and his IQ starts to plummet?Waiting online, not in a hurry#

Both Bruce and Ricard grew up very fast. When they were one year old, they looked no different from normal seven-year-old children. They could barely control their ears and tail, even when their mood fluctuated greatly. I couldn't help but come out, so I'm still at home fighting wits and bravery with Papa every day to grab Mama.

Steve now thinks that the one who thought the children were so cute and sacred must have had his brain shot by the shield, otherwise how could he think these two cubs are cute? !sacred? !

While saying this with a look of disgust, Steve took a serious bath for the two babies, and at the same time gently wrapped the towel on the small stool where Rickal, who was a little sleepy, was placed aside.

——Steve never admits that this is a job contracted because he doesn't want his wife to take a bath with two brats.

作者有话要说：感谢读者“不美不萌又怎样”,灌溉营养液+12017-08-1706:33:03

感谢读者“喜欢看书的小姑娘”,灌溉营养液+22017-08-1323:39:54

感谢读者“summer”,灌溉营养液+102017-08-1301:29:44

Wow~!I'm really slow, I just realized the love that the little angels gave me now~! !

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Today I took the shrimp ball to remove the stitches on the butt, this guy has been bouncing around at home all night...

It looks good...

The doctor prescribed canned intestines and probiotics... The stomach of this product is even weaker than mine, and I have diarrhea after eating...

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Today is still very bad... no new knives have entered the account! ! !