[Comprehensive British and American] On the self-cultivation of shit shovel officers

Xiao Heimiao didn't pay much attention to the following things, because she fell asleep again-this time it wasn't her fault, who made Steve so comfortable...

After Xiao Hei Miao woke up, he followed Steve's smell all the way to find it, and heard the statement from the black man named Nick Fury:——

"Because of him."

The little black cat who just came in froze in place for a moment, and followed his fingers to look at the big Thor who looked bewildered.

"Me?" The big man pointed at himself innocently.

"Last year, Earth received an alien visitor whose personal vendettas caused a town to be razed to the ground. We learned that not only are there other beings in the universe, but they are much more advanced than us. .”

"Our people have no malice towards your planet." Thor immediately clarified his position.

"But you are not the only ones in the universe, right?" Fury approached Thor, "And you are not the only threat. There are many people in this world who cannot find opponents, and they will not be controlled."

"It's like you control the Rubik's Cube." Steve's green eyes were full of anger, which made little Kitty immediately recognize Steve's position.

"It is precisely because of your development of the Rubik's Cube that you attracted Loki and his allies. For other planets, this is a signal that the earth is ready for advanced warfare." Thor frowned, and his face was full disapproval.

"Advanced warfare? You forced us to take action. We must take deterrent measures." Fury retorted.

"It's like nuclear deterrence." Tony Stark interjected, "Because it calms everything down."

"Tell me how you got rich, Stark."

Hearing here, the little black cat had heard the meaning of a fight, she looked around, and narrowed her eyes when she saw a faintly glowing scepter.When everyone joined in the quarrel, no one saw the golden light shining from the little black cat's eyes.

"Calm down!" With a crisp scolding sound, the little black cat emitted a burst of white light.Like an inflated balloon, this light finally envelops the scepter completely.

"..." Everyone lost their voices for a moment, and then looked at the dignified little black cat sitting on the ground.

"Excuse me, did I hear a cat talking just now?" Stark felt that the world was a bit dreamy.

"Steve, where did you find this thing?" Little Heimiao didn't mean to talk to Xiaohu at all, jumped to the scepter two or three times, and sat there looking at everyone.

"This is Loki's scepter...is there something wrong?" Steve raised his eyebrows.

"emmm... there is a big mistake..." Xiao Hei smacked his lips, and turned his gaze to Fury, "I don't know what is the Rubik's Cube... But according to your conversation, this thing, connect There is another thing...their powers are all very powerful, and they are absolutely beyond the control of the current human beings."

"Well, I don't think I need another non-human to judge me." Fury immediately pushed back.

"I don't want to criticize you either." Little Black Meow was not angry either, "In fact, I don't care about the survival of human beings, I just want to say... what you just said is biased, in fact, it protects the intelligent life forms of human beings. There are many more than you can imagine... Moreover, you were affected by this thing just now, or controlled."

"Then what are you?" Banner asked another question that everyone was concerned about.

"Uh... a cat?" Little Black Meow ran up to Steve's shoulder, "You don't need to pay attention to me."

No, there is absolutely no way not to care about you... Everyone looked at the little girl who was pretending to be just a cat on Captain America's shoulder and began to lick her fur, and even gave a cute meow.

In fact, little Kitty is really a cute little loli—as far as the lifespan of the monster race is concerned—it’s a pity that no one will believe it except Steve, who knows that little girls love to play by nature.

The dispute still exists, and everyone seems to be full of doubts about the existence of this team.This kind of feeling is like saying that there is a little prince living in everyone's heart, and then the little prince in these people's hearts is alive and well at this time.

Suddenly, Kitty pricked up her ears and quivered, and then she screamed—

"Steve, run!!"

The moment he heard the sound, Steve moved his footsteps subconsciously, and the next second, the explosion broke through the floor from where he was standing just now, and the flames spread.

"Put on your armor!" Steve said this to Stark for about the fourth time.

"Okay, I'll listen to you." This time Stark, who resolutely confessed, did not insist on quitting as before.

"Kitty?! Where are you going?!" Steve saw the little black cat flying in another direction.

"I'm going to find Coulson, don't worry!" The little black cat ran with all its strength, almost turning into a black lightning bolt.

There were too many sweet-smelling souls around just now, and Kitty didn't notice that Coulson's soul shrouded in the breath of death began to lean into the embrace of death. After the explosion, she immediately smelled the long-lost pungent The smell of death - mixed with the smell of Coulson's soul.Although the little dwarf who brought her to the lab at the first meeting was very rude, but Kitty didn't hate this man who fully supported Steve, or he would often bring her a lot of delicious food in the later stage Xiao Yugan is also a very nice person.At least, she didn't want to watch him die by accident.

The little black cat twisted around and searched for Coulson in the huge spaceship, panic and explosions everywhere.The smell of death began to spread, Heimiao completely ignored these panicked people, she was just looking for Coulson.Then, Little Kitty watched Loki take his scepter and penetrate Coulson's body from behind.

"Meow... Roar!!" The palm-sized body swelled up like a blown air. Speaking of which, cats are fierce creatures, but Kitty didn't regard humans as playthings because of Steve's gentleness.

With nine tails waving behind him, a black cat the size of a tiger pierced Loki's shoulder fiercely with its sharp teeth, and the crisp sound of the butterfly bone shattering could even be heard.However, in the next second, Heimiao was hit by a burst of energy and rolled backwards for a few meters. His sharp claws drew deep marks on the floor. Then he raised his head, and Loki, who pressed the fall button, clutched his shoulder in resentment. Looking at the black cat, the scepter in his hand was hit by a fireball before it could be fully lifted.It was Thor who fell off the spaceship. Kitty didn't care about the life and death of the big man at all, or she didn't smell the change in the smell of the big man at all, so she didn't worry subconsciously at all.

"So it turned out to be like this." Coulson muttered to himself, slowly dissipating vitality.

Black Meow's tail swayed, and then turned into a little girl in a black dress.

"Hey! Coulson!" The little girl threw away the gun that was in the way, looked at the wound on his chest that had pierced his heart, and frowned fiercely.

"I didn't even know you were a child." Coulson smiled, and then stared at Kitty with pupils constricting behind him.

The little girl who had a feeling in her heart turned her head and stretched out her hand to paw, but while leaving three paw prints on the man's chest, her chest was also ruthlessly penetrated.

"NO!!" Coulson watched the little girl fall into his arms, and Loki disappeared into place with a sinister smile, but he couldn't do anything.

The author has something to say: There is a second update today~ come and praise me~!

The stupid thing is really writing while memorizing the plot... Once I write, I can't stop ╮(╯▽╰)╭

So there should be no third update... um... probably [-]% of it will be updated tomorrow morning~!

ps, don't worry if the heroine won't die... I'll eat my water glass after the heroine dies...