[Comprehensive British and American] On the self-cultivation of shit shovel officers

In the afternoon, Kitty was sleeping on the balcony, and the warm sunshine made the hair that felt good to the touch more fluffy.Suddenly, Kitty sat up straight, and she heard a voice that was not too unfamiliar to open the door with a key. In fact, Kitty didn't think a nurse with a sharp soul was a normal person.It took only a few jumps for her to reach the shoe cabinet at the door, her black pupils erected into dangerous shapes, and her sharp teeth never pierced Steve's skin but could penetrate iron plates.

"Oh..." It's not something calming to receive such treatment as soon as you enter the door, and Sharon's movements stopped in place in an instant.

Kitty watched the neighbor female nurse carefully put a small clip in her hand next to her, and then made a move to leave. If she didn't feel that the other party was not malicious, Kitty didn't mind giving herself an extra meal.But in the end, she still gave the intruder a very obvious warning bark.

The little girl who didn't have the habit of peeking at the secret of shoveling shit simply lay down on the folder and continued to take a nap.Soon, she heard a familiar voice.

A pair of ears moved, and then lazily changed his posture, rolled himself into a ball with his back facing the sky, opened his eyes and looked at the shit shovel officer who pushed open the door, and uttered a short syllable reluctantly. It's a greeting.

"Kitty... When was this delivered?" Steve touched Naimiao's head, which felt very good to the touch, and sat on the sofa with Kitty in his arms, stroking the cat with one hand and looking through the mission records with the other.

"Just now... the lady next door sent it." Kitty lay on Steve's lap, mercifully allowing the shovel to touch her belly.

"...I should know." With a mocking smile, Steve shook his head.

"If you don't like it next time, I'll kick them out." Kitty stretched long.

"No, I'll have a good talk with Ferry." Steve scratched Nanny's chin again.

"So I need to be home alone, right?"

"No... this time, I think it's better for you to follow me." Steve closed the folder in his hand with a serious expression.

So Kitty hid herself in Steve's chest pocket—occasionally a small claw would pop out to scratch or a small tail would come out and shake—and boarded the SHIELD plane.Fortunately, apart from the pilot, there was only Phil Coleson, the number one fan of the American team, who wanted to sign an autograph and always dared not say it, so she climbed from her pocket to her shoulder.The whole cat lay on its shoulders, except for the occasional movement of its ears and its tail which was always wagging slowly, there was no other movement.

"Are you airsick, Kitty?" Steve felt that the little black cat's silence was a bit abnormal.

"No, I just smell something I don't like." Heimiao looked up at Coulson who was nervous, and narrowed his eyes.

"You don't like Coulson? I thought you liked him?" Steve was a little surprised.

"No...he is not bad, but he may have been unlucky recently." Heimiao lowered his head back again, ready to sleep.

So the little black cat just fell into a deep sleep, and Steve put the black cat back into his pocket until the plane landed and was about to go down. Plug yourself in and go back to sleep.

After a while, the little black cat felt that Steve was changing clothes, then got out of his pocket and stretched, and then saw Steve, who had already put on the honey uniform, holding his shield and preparing to set off.

"Can I play?" Little Black Meow wagged its tail.

"Don't run around, it's best to find Coulson." Steve nodded in agreement.

So when he came to the new place, the little black cat, who was curious about everything, ran around and found a room following a very magical smell.The automatic door opened, and Xiao Heimiao saw an ordinary-looking person, but his soul smelled like two-color ice cream.She tilted her head, walked over quietly, and then met the other party's eyes.Under the surprised and probing eyes of the other party, she jumped up to sit in the spare space on the table super obediently, and after meowing, she performed the classic hand-holding gesture of meows.

"Who raised your cat?" Bruce Banner was surprised for a reason. Since he could turn into Hulk, all animals would retreat three feet after seeing him, and then make threatening actions.

However, when he saw the furry little guy yelling at him, he seemed to smile sweetly, and he couldn't help touching it a little, and the little guy rubbed his palm obediently.

"Well, if you don't make trouble, you can stay here until your master comes." Banner touched again and continued his work.

Unable to understand the messy debugging and assembly of this person, Kitty closed her eyes and began to rest after a while.Although you can only see but not taste it, it is good to be able to smell it.

About an hour later, Kitty suddenly jumped up, his hair was blown up, and he made a very dangerous and threatening sound.Banner looked up in surprise, a man surrounded by a whole guard walked over, his eyes were very uncomfortable.Immediately afterwards, someone came over and asked Banner to go to the central conference table to look at something, and Kitty naturally followed suit.

"Meow meow meow meow~!!!" Steve, I found such an amazing person~!The little black cat meowed all the way and climbed onto Steve's shoulder, his voice trembling, obviously very excited.

"Do you have a cat?" Kitty looked down following the voice, and saw a beautiful young lady.

"Yes." Steve didn't seem to want to start chatting now, so even though he liked the young lady very much, Kitty still withdrew his eager little paw.

"It turned out to be your cat. It came to my laboratory just now." Banner wiped his glasses.

"Please take care of it." Steve reached out and stroked the cat, without further words.

Kitty soon noticed that the man who was not within the scope of human beings appeared on the monitor on the table just now with a malicious soul smell all over his body.Her eyes circled around the big man next to Steve, and then lay down to look at the monitor—although the big man next to him was not human, it was much sweeter without malice.

There was a dark man talking to the locked up person on the monitor. When the man turned his head and looked directly at the camera, Kitty glanced at Banner, who suddenly became more depressed, and connected with the "beast" just mentioned. "Kitty understood a little bit.But then, after hearing the conversation behind and knowing that all the troubles were caused by the locked-up man, Kitty decided to scratch the man's paws whenever he had the chance.

The monitors went black, and the four present began to discuss the conspiracy of the man named Loki who was locked in the large box.Then suddenly there was a voice coming in from behind, Kitty looked up, it was a person with a faint light on his chest... Xiao Hu smashed.

Kitty looked at the man as if he was giving a long speech, but actually secretly posted something on the podium.She blinked, still pretending she didn't see it—for no other reason than because this man's soul smelled like chocolate brownies~very good.

"Wow... emm, cat?" Xiao Hushui raised his eyebrows in surprise when he saw the little black cat jumping onto the table.

"Meow~" Little Kitty sat down obediently and hid her hands, then called out.

"Well-behaved little guy." So the little Heimiao was slapped again, and the hair on his head became messy... The little Heimiao expressed his anger.

The author has something to say: Once the foolishness leaves the plot, I can't control how many times I post it...

Let's see if the prehistoric power in the author's heart can explode, come to the second update~

After washing the butt of the shrimp ball, I found that the calf was so thin that only the bones were left, crying and fainting in the toilet! !