[Onmyoji] The goal is to straighten Ibaraki!
Chapter 1 Xiao Xiaolu × Shuten Doji
【Xiao Xiaolu】
In the huge and empty dance practice room, a brisk song was playing. The girl practiced dancing to the rhythm of the music in front of the mirror. When I feel very satisfied, I will record a dance tutorial and put it on the beep station.
After another dance of "Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss", which is now popular all over the Biz station, the girl stopped at the last pose.
"Little deer!" The best friend who had been watching her dance practice suddenly shouted.
"Speak up, we're still friends."
Her name is Xiao Xiaolu, but her classmates and friends like to call her Little Deer since she was a child, especially in elementary school, when boys were skinny and liked to play tricks on others, so every time they called her the nickname Little Deer to tease her When she was sitting, she wanted to pick up the chair and sweep the row after row, but it was just thinking about it, and she didn't have the ability to do it.
Although in the current era, self-deception is popular among everyone, and even self-deprecation is easier to attract fans. She is a dancer who often posts recorded dance tutorials and feature films on the Internet, because those pairs are enough for people to masturbate She has legs that never get tired of her life, and her body proportions are not much different. In addition, the dance tutorials she sends are always very detailed and easy to learn, so she can be regarded as a popular up host on Bie.com, and her ID is Xiao Xiaolu .
"Hey, it's like this. My brother sent me a text message just now, saying that there are guests at my house, and I have to go first, so I can't continue practicing with you."
"Well, then you go back first, I will practice for a while."
"Okay, thanks~ By the way, your phone rang just now."
"I see, see you tomorrow."
After Xiao Xiaolu watched her best friend leave, she walked to the backpack and mobile phone on the floor, bent down to pick up the mobile phone, and opened the screen with her finger. It was a chat message sent by another gay friend of hers. She clicked on it , almost vomiting blood out of breath.
The friend first sent a screenshot, the character on it was the Ibaraki Doji who she had been wanting to get in the mobile game "Onmyoji" she played recently. Xiao Xiaolu's friend was definitely of European descent. The ssr-level characters are all complete, and this time this is the third Ibaraki-douji she has drawn!
On the other hand, Xiao Xiaolu's situation, she has been playing this game for two months, and she doesn't have a single ssr, let alone draw Ibaraki Doji.
She didn't know why she was so wrong, could it be that her luck was eaten by this friend?She exhausted all kinds of ways of drawing symbols found on the Internet. At various times, she set the alarm at night, every hour in the middle of the night, 12 o'clock, 1 o'clock, 2 o'clock... she got up on time to draw symbols, and even recharged more than 1000 Ruanmei didn't get any coins, as if ssr had never had a chance with her in this life.
Xiao Xiaolu felt sad for a while, and was about to ignore this screenshot, but who knew that Jiyou sent another mocking emoji with a line of characters written on it-"It's hard to get rid of wrongs in one's life".
At this moment, she really wanted to smash the phone angrily, but the phone was bought two months ago to play Onmyoji, Xiao Xiaolu decisively logged into the account of Jiyou without saying a word, because there were several times before that Jiyou directly asked her to Go on the number to brush up your energy.
Then Xiao Xiaolu did an earth-shattering thing. After finishing this thing, she felt refreshed and full of glory. She quickly typed and sent a sentence to her friend——
"Little deer:
Sorry, I just fed your Ibaraki to Bodhidharma by mistake! 』
"Brain-dead bastard:
Hey, let me tell you why... tsk, what a pity.』
After Xiao Xiaolu saw the news, she smiled secretly at the screen. It was the first time she did such a thing. Feeding Ibaraki to Bodhidharma was so cool!
But in the next second, she regretted it, and she felt like dying, because Jiyou said...
"I originally wanted to give you a surprise. Actually, this account is my trumpet. I plan to give it to you as a birthday present on your birthday next month. Why can't you get ssr all the time?" , it turned out that you... oh, what a pity.』
After seeing this sentence, Xiao Xiaolu's mood was extremely complicated, and she continued to ask in disbelief—"You are talking nonsense!Your account obviously has all the ssrs, so would you just treat such an account as a trumpet? 』
"Silly girl, take a closer look, how many SSRs are there on this account? The ones I showed you before were all on my tuba! 』
Xiao Xiaolu silently exited the chat interface and logged in to the game again. Sure enough, as the friend said, there were only three SSRs. She just remembered that every time the friend asked her to help her to refresh her stamina, she had never carefully looked at the number on this account. What shikigami are there, every time I look at Ibaraki-douji, it's too big!
"Oh my god—! no——!!! You spit out my Ibaraki!!!" Xiao Xiaolu frantically clicked on the Dharma on the phone screen, as if it would really be pressed by her fingers in the next second It's like spitting out Ibaraki.
Xiao Xiaolu was in great grief, suddenly, a puff of breath was held in her chest, and she felt like she was short of breath, and her breathing became difficult. She covered her chest and knelt on the floor, gasping for breath, but it didn't help at all. "No way..."
It's just playing a game. Is she playing in such a hurry that she is about to die?
Xiao Xiaolu was still somewhat conscious, and wanted to reach out to grab the phone to call for help, but before she could reach the phone, she had already lost consciousness and fell to the ground.
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Xiao Xiaolu woke up from the cold.
When she opened her eyes and saw an exceptionally clear blue sky, she didn't realize what happened. Her mind was a little dazed, her body reacted more directly before her brain, and a gust of cool wind blew by. , because before she only wore a short-sleeved T-shirt and short skirt to dance in the dance room, now the wind blowing on her skin instantly made Xiao Xiaolu's body temperature drop a little.
She sat up, only to realize that there was a piece of green grass under her body, looking around, it was a wilderness that she had never seen before, like a plain, and like a forest, at least the land she was sitting on now was quite wide , but you can see layers of interdependent trees not far away.
"Where is this...? Am I dreaming?" But this dream is a little too real.
Xiao Xiaolu stretched out her hand and pinched her thigh, the pain instantly spread to her brain, "Hiss—"
Not a dream.
That is, she died?
Because I fed my friend's Ibaraki to Bodhidharma, I was secretly happy, but the next second I was told that the Ibaraki should have been hers!She handed Ibaraki to... Then she died of anger?
"So, this is heaven?" Xiao Xiaolu got up, she didn't know where she was going, and she couldn't just sit here and wait, at least this place was not a place she knew.
"It's Shigure-sama, it's really Shigure-sama!"
"Master Shiyu is not dead!"
"Master Shigure is back!"
When Xiao Xiaolu was hesitating which direction to go, a loud noise came from the woods over there. Xiao Xiaolu followed the sound source and looked over, "Well, is anyone there?"
Suddenly several black shadows came out from behind the tree, startled Xiao Xiaolu, when she saw clearly the group of strange shapes surrounding her at the moment, they kept mumbling something, Xiao Xiaolu suspected again that this was actually It must have been a very real nightmare she had, after all, where would there be such a monster in reality!
Moreover, these monsters look... quite familiar.
"Well, what are you talking about?" Xiao Xiaolu looked at them circling around her, seemingly very happy, talking non-stop, but they couldn't hear what they were saying.
"Master Shigure, welcome back!"
"Sama? okaeri?" As a senior Two-dimensional girl, plus she often travels between China and Japan, she is one of the active members of Sino-Japanese lubricants, so her Japanese has even become her second language.
Xiao Xiaolu obviously couldn't accept all this for a while. After all, anyone who saw these strange-looking monsters with his own eyes would definitely not think that he had time-traveled, but daydreams or nightmares, at least she was like this.
"Master Shiyu, we have been guarding this place since you left, and we finally waited for you back, woo woo woo..." One of the green monsters said, Xiao Xiaolu turned to look at him, he had a beer belly , wrapped in a pair of thongs, holding a yellow... brick in his hand?There are two horns on his head, and the most peculiar thing is that there is a piece of paper on his face, and the painting on the paper seems to be a peony flower, in short, it is a beautiful flower.
"Well, do you recognize..." Wait!
It was only at this time that Xiao Xiaolu realized what happened. She fainted out of a fit of anger, and then woke up here. If she wasn't dreaming, it could only mean...she had time-traveled!
So, in this situation, these weird-looking guys keep calling her "Master Shigure", maybe because she looks very similar to the "Master Shigure" they said, after all, the clothes are still from her previous dance practice That body, so excluding the possibility of soul wear, this body is her own.
If she tells them now that they have found the wrong person and that she is not Shigure, will these monsters give her to...
Xiao Xiaolu swallowed her saliva, looked at the group of monsters with a smile slowly, and said, "Well, I'm sorry... To be honest, I don't know how I got here. I came here, but I can't think of anything other than this, can you tell me what happened?"
Although amnesia is an old trick, it has always been tried and tested.
【Shuten Doji ([-])】
"But you look familiar." She didn't lie, she was very familiar, so familiar that she seemed to have seen it recently, did she see it in some anime?
This can't be blamed on Xiao Xiaolu's inability to remember, after all, she has never paid attention to these n-level brats every time she draws a talisman, and in her eyes, these little guys all look almost the same.
"Master Shigure, have you really forgotten us?"
"Idiot! Didn't you hear Shigure-sama just said that we look familiar! It must just be temporarily forgotten."
"That's right, Master Shigure, don't worry, we will definitely tell you everything we know, just think about it slowly, don't worry, Master Shigure, you are lucky to come back safely."
"Uh, you've been talking about Shigure-sama since just now, are you talking about me? Shigure? Is it... that Shigure in October?"
"Hmm! Shigure-sama was born in October, so Kannazuki-sama named you Shigure."
"Kannazuki is also another name for October, so who is this Kannazuki-sama?"
"It's Shigu-sama, your mother."
"..." It's over, even if she really looks exactly like that Shi Yu, but people often say that no matter how similar twins are, Mom can always tell them apart, so if she, a counterfeit, sees this god Wuyue will definitely be exposed directly!
"Then... Kannazuki is here too?"
"Master Kannazuki died when you were a child."
"Oh, that's right." Xiao Xiaolu lowered her head, in the eyes of these little devils, they seemed to feel the sadness emanating from the girl, but Xiao Xiaolu was only secretly relieved.
Xiao Xiaolu raised her head again and chatted with the little ghosts around her a lot, and got a general idea of what this "Master Shigure" did. She grew up in the forest in front of her, and in this forest there was a In the small village, the villagers are simple and honest and treat her very well, because they know that she is the orphan of Kannazuki, so they take extra care of her.
Even the monsters in this forest like Shigure very much. She often cooks a lot of delicious food from the village and brings them to the forest to share with everyone. Kannazuki is the witch who guards this area. To be precise Said to be angels, the mission of their family from generation to generation is to protect this land from being invaded by evil things, such as some evil spirits, or humans with evil thoughts.
It is said that their clan used to be a race of gods. Later, because their ancestors saw the suffering of the people on this land, they volunteered to come to the world and lead the people to cure floods and droughts, diseases and disasters. Because falling in love with a human being violated the rule that humans and gods cannot fall in love, they were punished to stay in the world forever, and assumed the responsibility of guarding this land, which was passed down from generation to generation, and each generation of their family could only give birth to one daughter.
After listening to the whole story, Xiao Xiaolu was dumbfounded, how did she feel...
The mission of protecting the world, and only having daughters from generation to generation, this kind of setting is simply a copycat version of "Legend of Sword and Fairy", so are they really not descendants of Nuwa? ?
Xiao Xiaolu looked at the sky helplessly, did she travel to "Legend of Sword and Fairy Japan ver."?
"Hehe, is it possible that you have misunderstood the person? Maybe I am not the Shiyu you are looking for, but I just look like her?" Xiao Xiaolu thought about it, and still felt that it was a tactful test, after all. When I chatted with them just now, they were really pure and kind, and I heard that when Shi Yu was a child, they often helped the villagers in the village with Shi Yu, so I knew they were definitely not bad monsters.
"No, in the eyes of us monsters, recognizing a person is not recognizing a face. Although Shigure-sama, the clothes you are wearing today are a bit strange, but your aura is Shigure-sama!"
"what……"
Xiao Xiaolu suddenly felt a chill, maybe she was transmigrated into the copycat version of "Inuyasha", just like the reincarnation relationship between Kagome and Kikyo?
Before Xiao Xiaolu could finish complaining in her heart, another monster came running in the distance, "It's not good, it's not good, that man is here again!"
"man?"
"Don't be afraid, Shigure-sama is back now, and sometimes when Master Shigure is here, no matter how powerful that monster is, it will definitely not be our match for Shigure-sama!"
"Alas?"? "etc……"
Xiao Xiaolu was half-pushed like this and walked in the direction of what they called the "big monster". To be honest, Xiao Xiaolu still hasn't figured out whether this is a very, very real dream, or a real dream. I have traveled to a weird place, or in fact, there should be some "system master" in my mind. These little ghosts are all NPCs. Is this to take her to meet key people or something?
When Xiao Xiaolu saw clearly the red-haired man sitting in front of an extremely huge tree, and the wine gourd with two rows of fangs beside him, she thought she probably knew that she had traveled to Where did it come from.
That's right, she should have transmigrated into the mobile game "Onmyoji"!
Before Xiao Xiaolu digested the shocking news, the red-haired man sitting under the tree had already noticed the girl's appearance, "Hey, the woman over there."
"Master Shi Yu, he is calling you." The kid next to him pushed Xiao Xiaolu and pushed her out.
"Ah?" Xiao Xiaolu was obviously still in a dazed state, staring at Shuten Doji stupidly without blinking.
"Tsk." Shuten-douji didn't intend to get up, and still maintained the leisurely movement just now, with one leg bent and the other stretched out very naturally, "I heard that there is a witch passed down from time to time in this forest. , can soothe a wounded heart or something, so I came here."
"...Uh." Xiao Xiaolu was puzzled.
"So you are the witch from the legend?"
"Oh no……"
"That's right! This is Mr. Shigu who guards this place. Now that you know you, you still dare to be presumptuous here!" The brats said this series of words tremblingly, so that Xiao Xiaolu didn't even have a chance to explain, nor did she. She understood why these brats were shaking like this, they all shrank behind her.
"It seems that he has some skills." Jiu Tun-douji stood up, not sure if he had been drinking all day long, but with this movement, the strong smell of alcohol rushed to his face along with the wind.
"You, what do you want to do?" Xiao Xiaolu watched Shuten-douji stride towards her, and the little ghosts behind her ran away in an instant.
Xiao Xiaolu: "..."
"Hmm... what is this?" Shuten-douji walked up to Xiao Xiaolu, glanced up and down at her first, the strange outfit, and then fixed his eyes on the pleated skirt underneath, which was wrinkled so much. wear it.
Shuten-douji pulled it casually, and the girl was shocked, "Ah!"
Raising her hand, she slapped him, but because of Shuten Doji's height, she only slapped him on the arm, but the latter was fine and looked at her calmly. However, Xiao Xiaolu was different, her hand felt like hitting a solid soldering iron.
Xiao Xiaolu didn't care about the pain in her hands, she put her hands down and pressed her skirt, "What are you doing!?"
"What are you doing?" Shuten-douji didn't feel that he had done anything wrong, but just withdrew his hand, "I just want to see what it is."
Because she was wearing a short skirt for dancing today, and she didn't wear safety pants inside!If Jiu Tun-douji had lifted her up like this just now, wouldn't it be obvious at a glance that the little yellow chicken she was wearing was fatter again?
"Didn't anyone tell you that girls' skirts can't be pulled?"
"You just told me, but I can do whatever I want, and I don't need others to tell me." These words were as arrogant and domineering as his red hair.
"..."
She said too many mistakes, Xiao Xiaolu simply shut up, said nothing, did nothing, in her impression, there are only two things about Shuten Doji, one is that he likes wine and the ghost girl Hongye very much, and the other is But he should not be the kind of monster who kills without reason.
Perhaps it is because the two-dimensional elements are relatively heavy, so in Xiao Xiaolu's concept, there are no 100% absolute villains in the two-dimensional world, and even the villains will definitely be wiped out later.
"My uncle has been getting bored recently. I heard that there is a witch here who can heal a wounded heart, so I came here to have a look, but I waited here for several days but no one came. The group of brats said you left, Ben Uncle has been waiting but has no patience."
In fact, he didn't come here specifically to find this little witch, he just wanted to avoid some annoying guy and find a quieter place to drink and sleep.
"No one wants you to wait any longer. If Shiyu...no, I mean, if you haven't waited, are you going to set a fire and burn this place down?"
"I'm not that boring." Shuten-douji turned around and walked under the big tree just now, sat down, raised his hand to caress the wine gourd beside him, and said, "But since you're back , then hurry up and appease my wounded heart."
Jiu Tun-douji said it casually, and I don't know the truth or falsehood in his words. Xiao Xiaolu knows the general plot, and the sadness he said is nothing but related to the ghost girl Hongye. It happens that she can also try it from him. Now "Yin Yang Where is the plot of "The Master"?
Xiao Xiaolu walked to Shutendouji's side, "Can I sit down?"
"what ever."
"Tell me, what's sad about you?"
Jiu Tun-douji looked sideways at the girl, Xiao Xiaolu pursed her mouth, "To appease your hurt heart, if you don't tell me what happened to you, how can I prescribe the right medicine?"
Shuten-douji frowned, and suddenly felt that what this woman said was very reasonable, anyway, she was just a stranger to him, and he never had the habit of telling everyone what was on his mind, but this time he didn't. Similarly, he thought that he really needed to find someone to talk to. Human beings often say that when something is pressing in their hearts, it will be much more comfortable to say it.
"It's true. I fell in love with a woman, but she didn't love me. She even degenerated into a ghost because of what another man said. She was so kind and gentle before, just like the bright spot in the sky. Like the bright moon, it is so far away, so beautiful and moving."
"..." Xiao Xiaolu stared ahead, trying her best to hold back her desire to complain all the time, she really wanted to tell Shuten-douji at this moment, in fact, Ibaraki-douji treats you the same way!
"So? Are you exhausted physically and mentally for a woman who doesn't love you?"
"My uncle is just feeling uncomfortable, how can he be physically and mentally haggard?"
"Use wine every day to get rid of your sorrows, looking decadent, not haggard?"
"Hmph, what do you know, wine is good medicine for me, now I really don't know what else to do besides drinking."
"You can do whatever you want. When human beings are sad, they often use other ways to vent their emotions. Instead of just indulging in wine all day, it's better to do something else."
"Then tell me, instead of drinking, why not do something?" Shuten Doji suddenly turned his head to look at her with pure eyes, as if he was really just asking for her opinion.
"Why don't you dance?"
【Shuten-douji ([-])】
Because Xiao Xiaolu is a dancer, she loves dancing very much. Whenever someone asks her what she usually does when she is unhappy, her answer is always "dancing".
But the same problem is placed in such a situation, and the atmosphere is a bit subtle.
"You asked me to dance?" Shuten-douji couldn't believe it.
Xiao Xiaolu knew that she had made a bad start, but she still bit the bullet and continued this topic. As for what will happen in the end, she can't imagine.
"Uh, in fact, you will feel very happy physically and mentally when dancing. If you don't believe me, you can try it."
"My uncle won't." Jiu Tun-douzi had already put on a disgusted expression at this moment, there was no reason for him to dance like a big man!
"No, I can teach you!" Uh, my God, she reflexively uttered such death-like lines.
Hearing what the girl said, Shuten-doji suddenly became interested, and said, "Since you said that, why don't you jump over and show me first, I'll think about it."
Think about it, he's just being bored and just having fun, since this woman brought it up, he doesn't mind seeing her make a fuss, it will definitely be more interesting than usual drinking alone and indulging in memories Some.
"But there's no music... Ah, that's right!" Xiao Xiaolu remembered that her short skirt had pockets. The pockets weren't innate, they were sewn on by her best friend, and the material she chose was the same color and pattern as the skirt. It can't be seen that it is a pocket that was added later.
There is a small mp3 in this pocket, Xiao Xiaolu still prefers to use mp3 instead of listening to music with her mobile phone, it is also very convenient for running.
Shuten-douji sat aside and watched her take out a small and strange thing, and stretched out her hand to grab it, but Xiao Xiaolu protected her hand, "You can't move this thing, your nails are so deep and strong, and your claws are so deep and so strong. Go down and this thing will break!"
"What is this?" Obviously, curiosity is indispensable for both humans and monsters.
Shuten-douji's attention was completely attracted by the little thing in her hand, Xiao Xiaolu explained: "Let me tell you quietly, in fact, I still have the ability to predict the future."
"Really, so powerful? Then can you predict the future of me and Hongye?"
"That can't be done, I can only predict the future more than 1000 years later!" For example, in 201x.
"Cut, it's really useless."
"Where is it useless? For example, the thing in my hand was brought here from the future more than 1000 years later, and my clothes are worn by people more than 1000 years later. This is the trend of the times. !"
Jiu Tun-douji looked at Xiao Xiaolu with an expression of "Although I can't understand what you are talking about, but I feel so powerful", and he didn't care about the disadvantages in Xiao Xiaolu's words. Isn't it the ability to foresee? Bring something from the future?
Soon, Shuten-douji's attention was attracted by this small thing.
"Okay, then I'll put this thing here now, it will play music in a while, you must not touch it, just sit there and watch me dance!"
"understood."
Although Shuten-douji had some doubts about what Xiao Xiaolu said, after all, he saw these things with his own eyes, and when he heard that there was really music that he had never heard before in this little thing, and that sound like drumming Rhythm, it turns out that the style of music is like this 1000 years later, and the lyrics, especially the line "tonight's total ni あ っ kuang い 咕 き" is really good!
The lyrics of the whole song are very cheerful and straightforward. Human beings after a thousand years are so fanatical.
Of course, Shuten-douji noticed not only this song, but also the girl's dancing posture, which he had never seen before. What he saw was jaw-dropping, especially the provocative movement of raising fingers, twisting her waist Swinging the body, it completely showed the charm of the female body, and the girl danced more powerfully. It was the first time he saw a woman dancing like this. In the past, he had seen those dances performed by human women. It's slow and limp.
But the dance in front of him made his chest feel hot, and his whole body seemed to be on fire.
Xiao Xiaolu doesn't mind dancing in front of people, she once ran to the gate of the passenger station to dance alone in order to practice courage, and she was still wearing a cosplay outfit.
She danced again in the Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss, and in front of Shuten-douji, Xiao Xiaolu didn't feel any discomfort before and during the dance, but after the dance, after feeling the burning gaze from the man, she His face couldn't help but flush red.
"What, how? Is it a dance I've never seen before?"
"You are really amazing."
A sincere compliment instantly lifted Xiao Xiaolu to the sky. Friends of Onmyojis, did you see that Jiu Tun-douji praised her personally!
"Then have you considered it, do you want to learn to dance with me?"
Shuten-douji laughed twice, "No."
"..." Xiao Xiaolu's aroused enthusiasm cooled down.
"What kind of dance do I do as a grown man, but thanks to you just now, after watching you dance such an intense dance, I feel much more comfortable all over my body, and my mood has improved a lot. I am worthy of being a witch."
"Uh...Actually, I..." She wanted to explain that she was not the Shigure Priestess they were talking about, but it was already up to now, and it was meaningless for her to deny it anymore. She and Shuten-douji just met by chance, and maybe they would never see each other again arrive.
"what?"
"It's nothing." Xiao Xiaolu sat back beside the man. She didn't feel anything when she danced just now, but after she calmed down after dancing, she felt the cool wind blowing in the forest, which made her goosebumps fall all over the floor.
Jiu Tun-douji glanced and saw the girl hugging her arm and rubbing it again and again, then he raised his hand and took the wine gourd beside him, and put it in front of Xiao Xiaolu's eyes, "What are you doing?"
"Wine can keep out the cold."
In an instant, Xiao Xiaolu's affection for Shuten-douji rose several levels, what a man!It's a waste of Hongye not to cherish such a good man!
"Thank you." Xiao Xiaolu was not pretentious, she reached out to take the gourd, but was smashed by the gourd, "I can't hold it..."
"..." Shuten Boy was silent.
So he picked up the gourd with one hand again very kindly, and handed the mouth of the gourd to the girl's mouth, Xiao Xiaolu looked at the huge mouth of the gourd, turned her head and said to Shuten Doji: "Which position is it that you haven't drunk before? "
Jiu Tun-douji was a little annoyed, "...do you want to drink?"
"Drink! Of course drink. It's not clean. You won't get sick if you drink it!" As she spoke, Xiao Xiaolu took a big gulp of wine into the mouth of the gourd.
Jiu Tun-douji: "...—_—#" Could it be that she thought he was unclean just now?
I just took a sip, and my throat and mouth felt hot, but soon my body really warmed up, and my face was even redder than before, and I was a little dizzy, but I won't be dizzy for a while, but the smell is too strong after a suffocation.
"My uncle's wine is divine wine. I usually don't want to give it to others. Today, I share it with you for the sake of making my uncle feel better."
"Then I really have to thank you very much, sir."
"Huh?" At this moment, Shuten-douji's expression suddenly became impatient, "Tsk, the annoying guy is here again."
"what?"
Jiu Tun-douji turned his head and glanced at Xiao Xiaolu, suddenly remembered something, and said to her: "Listen well, no matter what I say later, just nod and say yes."
"what?"
"Said to be."
"……Yes."
As soon as the words were finished, a man with long silver hair suddenly appeared in an open space not far from them. The excitement in the male voice could not be concealed, "Finally found you, my best friend, Shuten-douji!"
When Xiao Xiaolu saw Ibaraki-douji with her own eyes, her eyes were staring straight, uncharacteristically, tears welled up in her eyes in an instant, and she remembered the Ibaraki-douji she had just used to feed Bodhidharma. He whispered, "My cub..."
"Huh?" Jiu Tun-douji was taken aback, what did he hear just now?
But the two men present are world-renowned big monsters, even if there is a little trouble, they can hear it, let alone her self-consciously low voice.
Ibaraki Doji ignored the girl's nonsense at all, turned sideways, looked at Xiao Xiaolu with some displeasure, and said, "You left me just to find this woman?"
Xiao Xiaolu's heart is extremely confused at this moment?
In the huge and empty dance practice room, a brisk song was playing. The girl practiced dancing to the rhythm of the music in front of the mirror. When I feel very satisfied, I will record a dance tutorial and put it on the beep station.
After another dance of "Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss", which is now popular all over the Biz station, the girl stopped at the last pose.
"Little deer!" The best friend who had been watching her dance practice suddenly shouted.
"Speak up, we're still friends."
Her name is Xiao Xiaolu, but her classmates and friends like to call her Little Deer since she was a child, especially in elementary school, when boys were skinny and liked to play tricks on others, so every time they called her the nickname Little Deer to tease her When she was sitting, she wanted to pick up the chair and sweep the row after row, but it was just thinking about it, and she didn't have the ability to do it.
Although in the current era, self-deception is popular among everyone, and even self-deprecation is easier to attract fans. She is a dancer who often posts recorded dance tutorials and feature films on the Internet, because those pairs are enough for people to masturbate She has legs that never get tired of her life, and her body proportions are not much different. In addition, the dance tutorials she sends are always very detailed and easy to learn, so she can be regarded as a popular up host on Bie.com, and her ID is Xiao Xiaolu .
"Hey, it's like this. My brother sent me a text message just now, saying that there are guests at my house, and I have to go first, so I can't continue practicing with you."
"Well, then you go back first, I will practice for a while."
"Okay, thanks~ By the way, your phone rang just now."
"I see, see you tomorrow."
After Xiao Xiaolu watched her best friend leave, she walked to the backpack and mobile phone on the floor, bent down to pick up the mobile phone, and opened the screen with her finger. It was a chat message sent by another gay friend of hers. She clicked on it , almost vomiting blood out of breath.
The friend first sent a screenshot, the character on it was the Ibaraki Doji who she had been wanting to get in the mobile game "Onmyoji" she played recently. Xiao Xiaolu's friend was definitely of European descent. The ssr-level characters are all complete, and this time this is the third Ibaraki-douji she has drawn!
On the other hand, Xiao Xiaolu's situation, she has been playing this game for two months, and she doesn't have a single ssr, let alone draw Ibaraki Doji.
She didn't know why she was so wrong, could it be that her luck was eaten by this friend?She exhausted all kinds of ways of drawing symbols found on the Internet. At various times, she set the alarm at night, every hour in the middle of the night, 12 o'clock, 1 o'clock, 2 o'clock... she got up on time to draw symbols, and even recharged more than 1000 Ruanmei didn't get any coins, as if ssr had never had a chance with her in this life.
Xiao Xiaolu felt sad for a while, and was about to ignore this screenshot, but who knew that Jiyou sent another mocking emoji with a line of characters written on it-"It's hard to get rid of wrongs in one's life".
At this moment, she really wanted to smash the phone angrily, but the phone was bought two months ago to play Onmyoji, Xiao Xiaolu decisively logged into the account of Jiyou without saying a word, because there were several times before that Jiyou directly asked her to Go on the number to brush up your energy.
Then Xiao Xiaolu did an earth-shattering thing. After finishing this thing, she felt refreshed and full of glory. She quickly typed and sent a sentence to her friend——
"Little deer:
Sorry, I just fed your Ibaraki to Bodhidharma by mistake! 』
"Brain-dead bastard:
Hey, let me tell you why... tsk, what a pity.』
After Xiao Xiaolu saw the news, she smiled secretly at the screen. It was the first time she did such a thing. Feeding Ibaraki to Bodhidharma was so cool!
But in the next second, she regretted it, and she felt like dying, because Jiyou said...
"I originally wanted to give you a surprise. Actually, this account is my trumpet. I plan to give it to you as a birthday present on your birthday next month. Why can't you get ssr all the time?" , it turned out that you... oh, what a pity.』
After seeing this sentence, Xiao Xiaolu's mood was extremely complicated, and she continued to ask in disbelief—"You are talking nonsense!Your account obviously has all the ssrs, so would you just treat such an account as a trumpet? 』
"Silly girl, take a closer look, how many SSRs are there on this account? The ones I showed you before were all on my tuba! 』
Xiao Xiaolu silently exited the chat interface and logged in to the game again. Sure enough, as the friend said, there were only three SSRs. She just remembered that every time the friend asked her to help her to refresh her stamina, she had never carefully looked at the number on this account. What shikigami are there, every time I look at Ibaraki-douji, it's too big!
"Oh my god—! no——!!! You spit out my Ibaraki!!!" Xiao Xiaolu frantically clicked on the Dharma on the phone screen, as if it would really be pressed by her fingers in the next second It's like spitting out Ibaraki.
Xiao Xiaolu was in great grief, suddenly, a puff of breath was held in her chest, and she felt like she was short of breath, and her breathing became difficult. She covered her chest and knelt on the floor, gasping for breath, but it didn't help at all. "No way..."
It's just playing a game. Is she playing in such a hurry that she is about to die?
Xiao Xiaolu was still somewhat conscious, and wanted to reach out to grab the phone to call for help, but before she could reach the phone, she had already lost consciousness and fell to the ground.
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Xiao Xiaolu woke up from the cold.
When she opened her eyes and saw an exceptionally clear blue sky, she didn't realize what happened. Her mind was a little dazed, her body reacted more directly before her brain, and a gust of cool wind blew by. , because before she only wore a short-sleeved T-shirt and short skirt to dance in the dance room, now the wind blowing on her skin instantly made Xiao Xiaolu's body temperature drop a little.
She sat up, only to realize that there was a piece of green grass under her body, looking around, it was a wilderness that she had never seen before, like a plain, and like a forest, at least the land she was sitting on now was quite wide , but you can see layers of interdependent trees not far away.
"Where is this...? Am I dreaming?" But this dream is a little too real.
Xiao Xiaolu stretched out her hand and pinched her thigh, the pain instantly spread to her brain, "Hiss—"
Not a dream.
That is, she died?
Because I fed my friend's Ibaraki to Bodhidharma, I was secretly happy, but the next second I was told that the Ibaraki should have been hers!She handed Ibaraki to... Then she died of anger?
"So, this is heaven?" Xiao Xiaolu got up, she didn't know where she was going, and she couldn't just sit here and wait, at least this place was not a place she knew.
"It's Shigure-sama, it's really Shigure-sama!"
"Master Shiyu is not dead!"
"Master Shigure is back!"
When Xiao Xiaolu was hesitating which direction to go, a loud noise came from the woods over there. Xiao Xiaolu followed the sound source and looked over, "Well, is anyone there?"
Suddenly several black shadows came out from behind the tree, startled Xiao Xiaolu, when she saw clearly the group of strange shapes surrounding her at the moment, they kept mumbling something, Xiao Xiaolu suspected again that this was actually It must have been a very real nightmare she had, after all, where would there be such a monster in reality!
Moreover, these monsters look... quite familiar.
"Well, what are you talking about?" Xiao Xiaolu looked at them circling around her, seemingly very happy, talking non-stop, but they couldn't hear what they were saying.
"Master Shigure, welcome back!"
"Sama? okaeri?" As a senior Two-dimensional girl, plus she often travels between China and Japan, she is one of the active members of Sino-Japanese lubricants, so her Japanese has even become her second language.
Xiao Xiaolu obviously couldn't accept all this for a while. After all, anyone who saw these strange-looking monsters with his own eyes would definitely not think that he had time-traveled, but daydreams or nightmares, at least she was like this.
"Master Shiyu, we have been guarding this place since you left, and we finally waited for you back, woo woo woo..." One of the green monsters said, Xiao Xiaolu turned to look at him, he had a beer belly , wrapped in a pair of thongs, holding a yellow... brick in his hand?There are two horns on his head, and the most peculiar thing is that there is a piece of paper on his face, and the painting on the paper seems to be a peony flower, in short, it is a beautiful flower.
"Well, do you recognize..." Wait!
It was only at this time that Xiao Xiaolu realized what happened. She fainted out of a fit of anger, and then woke up here. If she wasn't dreaming, it could only mean...she had time-traveled!
So, in this situation, these weird-looking guys keep calling her "Master Shigure", maybe because she looks very similar to the "Master Shigure" they said, after all, the clothes are still from her previous dance practice That body, so excluding the possibility of soul wear, this body is her own.
If she tells them now that they have found the wrong person and that she is not Shigure, will these monsters give her to...
Xiao Xiaolu swallowed her saliva, looked at the group of monsters with a smile slowly, and said, "Well, I'm sorry... To be honest, I don't know how I got here. I came here, but I can't think of anything other than this, can you tell me what happened?"
Although amnesia is an old trick, it has always been tried and tested.
【Shuten Doji ([-])】
"But you look familiar." She didn't lie, she was very familiar, so familiar that she seemed to have seen it recently, did she see it in some anime?
This can't be blamed on Xiao Xiaolu's inability to remember, after all, she has never paid attention to these n-level brats every time she draws a talisman, and in her eyes, these little guys all look almost the same.
"Master Shigure, have you really forgotten us?"
"Idiot! Didn't you hear Shigure-sama just said that we look familiar! It must just be temporarily forgotten."
"That's right, Master Shigure, don't worry, we will definitely tell you everything we know, just think about it slowly, don't worry, Master Shigure, you are lucky to come back safely."
"Uh, you've been talking about Shigure-sama since just now, are you talking about me? Shigure? Is it... that Shigure in October?"
"Hmm! Shigure-sama was born in October, so Kannazuki-sama named you Shigure."
"Kannazuki is also another name for October, so who is this Kannazuki-sama?"
"It's Shigu-sama, your mother."
"..." It's over, even if she really looks exactly like that Shi Yu, but people often say that no matter how similar twins are, Mom can always tell them apart, so if she, a counterfeit, sees this god Wuyue will definitely be exposed directly!
"Then... Kannazuki is here too?"
"Master Kannazuki died when you were a child."
"Oh, that's right." Xiao Xiaolu lowered her head, in the eyes of these little devils, they seemed to feel the sadness emanating from the girl, but Xiao Xiaolu was only secretly relieved.
Xiao Xiaolu raised her head again and chatted with the little ghosts around her a lot, and got a general idea of what this "Master Shigure" did. She grew up in the forest in front of her, and in this forest there was a In the small village, the villagers are simple and honest and treat her very well, because they know that she is the orphan of Kannazuki, so they take extra care of her.
Even the monsters in this forest like Shigure very much. She often cooks a lot of delicious food from the village and brings them to the forest to share with everyone. Kannazuki is the witch who guards this area. To be precise Said to be angels, the mission of their family from generation to generation is to protect this land from being invaded by evil things, such as some evil spirits, or humans with evil thoughts.
It is said that their clan used to be a race of gods. Later, because their ancestors saw the suffering of the people on this land, they volunteered to come to the world and lead the people to cure floods and droughts, diseases and disasters. Because falling in love with a human being violated the rule that humans and gods cannot fall in love, they were punished to stay in the world forever, and assumed the responsibility of guarding this land, which was passed down from generation to generation, and each generation of their family could only give birth to one daughter.
After listening to the whole story, Xiao Xiaolu was dumbfounded, how did she feel...
The mission of protecting the world, and only having daughters from generation to generation, this kind of setting is simply a copycat version of "Legend of Sword and Fairy", so are they really not descendants of Nuwa? ?
Xiao Xiaolu looked at the sky helplessly, did she travel to "Legend of Sword and Fairy Japan ver."?
"Hehe, is it possible that you have misunderstood the person? Maybe I am not the Shiyu you are looking for, but I just look like her?" Xiao Xiaolu thought about it, and still felt that it was a tactful test, after all. When I chatted with them just now, they were really pure and kind, and I heard that when Shi Yu was a child, they often helped the villagers in the village with Shi Yu, so I knew they were definitely not bad monsters.
"No, in the eyes of us monsters, recognizing a person is not recognizing a face. Although Shigure-sama, the clothes you are wearing today are a bit strange, but your aura is Shigure-sama!"
"what……"
Xiao Xiaolu suddenly felt a chill, maybe she was transmigrated into the copycat version of "Inuyasha", just like the reincarnation relationship between Kagome and Kikyo?
Before Xiao Xiaolu could finish complaining in her heart, another monster came running in the distance, "It's not good, it's not good, that man is here again!"
"man?"
"Don't be afraid, Shigure-sama is back now, and sometimes when Master Shigure is here, no matter how powerful that monster is, it will definitely not be our match for Shigure-sama!"
"Alas?"? "etc……"
Xiao Xiaolu was half-pushed like this and walked in the direction of what they called the "big monster". To be honest, Xiao Xiaolu still hasn't figured out whether this is a very, very real dream, or a real dream. I have traveled to a weird place, or in fact, there should be some "system master" in my mind. These little ghosts are all NPCs. Is this to take her to meet key people or something?
When Xiao Xiaolu saw clearly the red-haired man sitting in front of an extremely huge tree, and the wine gourd with two rows of fangs beside him, she thought she probably knew that she had traveled to Where did it come from.
That's right, she should have transmigrated into the mobile game "Onmyoji"!
Before Xiao Xiaolu digested the shocking news, the red-haired man sitting under the tree had already noticed the girl's appearance, "Hey, the woman over there."
"Master Shi Yu, he is calling you." The kid next to him pushed Xiao Xiaolu and pushed her out.
"Ah?" Xiao Xiaolu was obviously still in a dazed state, staring at Shuten Doji stupidly without blinking.
"Tsk." Shuten-douji didn't intend to get up, and still maintained the leisurely movement just now, with one leg bent and the other stretched out very naturally, "I heard that there is a witch passed down from time to time in this forest. , can soothe a wounded heart or something, so I came here."
"...Uh." Xiao Xiaolu was puzzled.
"So you are the witch from the legend?"
"Oh no……"
"That's right! This is Mr. Shigu who guards this place. Now that you know you, you still dare to be presumptuous here!" The brats said this series of words tremblingly, so that Xiao Xiaolu didn't even have a chance to explain, nor did she. She understood why these brats were shaking like this, they all shrank behind her.
"It seems that he has some skills." Jiu Tun-douji stood up, not sure if he had been drinking all day long, but with this movement, the strong smell of alcohol rushed to his face along with the wind.
"You, what do you want to do?" Xiao Xiaolu watched Shuten-douji stride towards her, and the little ghosts behind her ran away in an instant.
Xiao Xiaolu: "..."
"Hmm... what is this?" Shuten-douji walked up to Xiao Xiaolu, glanced up and down at her first, the strange outfit, and then fixed his eyes on the pleated skirt underneath, which was wrinkled so much. wear it.
Shuten-douji pulled it casually, and the girl was shocked, "Ah!"
Raising her hand, she slapped him, but because of Shuten Doji's height, she only slapped him on the arm, but the latter was fine and looked at her calmly. However, Xiao Xiaolu was different, her hand felt like hitting a solid soldering iron.
Xiao Xiaolu didn't care about the pain in her hands, she put her hands down and pressed her skirt, "What are you doing!?"
"What are you doing?" Shuten-douji didn't feel that he had done anything wrong, but just withdrew his hand, "I just want to see what it is."
Because she was wearing a short skirt for dancing today, and she didn't wear safety pants inside!If Jiu Tun-douji had lifted her up like this just now, wouldn't it be obvious at a glance that the little yellow chicken she was wearing was fatter again?
"Didn't anyone tell you that girls' skirts can't be pulled?"
"You just told me, but I can do whatever I want, and I don't need others to tell me." These words were as arrogant and domineering as his red hair.
"..."
She said too many mistakes, Xiao Xiaolu simply shut up, said nothing, did nothing, in her impression, there are only two things about Shuten Doji, one is that he likes wine and the ghost girl Hongye very much, and the other is But he should not be the kind of monster who kills without reason.
Perhaps it is because the two-dimensional elements are relatively heavy, so in Xiao Xiaolu's concept, there are no 100% absolute villains in the two-dimensional world, and even the villains will definitely be wiped out later.
"My uncle has been getting bored recently. I heard that there is a witch here who can heal a wounded heart, so I came here to have a look, but I waited here for several days but no one came. The group of brats said you left, Ben Uncle has been waiting but has no patience."
In fact, he didn't come here specifically to find this little witch, he just wanted to avoid some annoying guy and find a quieter place to drink and sleep.
"No one wants you to wait any longer. If Shiyu...no, I mean, if you haven't waited, are you going to set a fire and burn this place down?"
"I'm not that boring." Shuten-douji turned around and walked under the big tree just now, sat down, raised his hand to caress the wine gourd beside him, and said, "But since you're back , then hurry up and appease my wounded heart."
Jiu Tun-douji said it casually, and I don't know the truth or falsehood in his words. Xiao Xiaolu knows the general plot, and the sadness he said is nothing but related to the ghost girl Hongye. It happens that she can also try it from him. Now "Yin Yang Where is the plot of "The Master"?
Xiao Xiaolu walked to Shutendouji's side, "Can I sit down?"
"what ever."
"Tell me, what's sad about you?"
Jiu Tun-douji looked sideways at the girl, Xiao Xiaolu pursed her mouth, "To appease your hurt heart, if you don't tell me what happened to you, how can I prescribe the right medicine?"
Shuten-douji frowned, and suddenly felt that what this woman said was very reasonable, anyway, she was just a stranger to him, and he never had the habit of telling everyone what was on his mind, but this time he didn't. Similarly, he thought that he really needed to find someone to talk to. Human beings often say that when something is pressing in their hearts, it will be much more comfortable to say it.
"It's true. I fell in love with a woman, but she didn't love me. She even degenerated into a ghost because of what another man said. She was so kind and gentle before, just like the bright spot in the sky. Like the bright moon, it is so far away, so beautiful and moving."
"..." Xiao Xiaolu stared ahead, trying her best to hold back her desire to complain all the time, she really wanted to tell Shuten-douji at this moment, in fact, Ibaraki-douji treats you the same way!
"So? Are you exhausted physically and mentally for a woman who doesn't love you?"
"My uncle is just feeling uncomfortable, how can he be physically and mentally haggard?"
"Use wine every day to get rid of your sorrows, looking decadent, not haggard?"
"Hmph, what do you know, wine is good medicine for me, now I really don't know what else to do besides drinking."
"You can do whatever you want. When human beings are sad, they often use other ways to vent their emotions. Instead of just indulging in wine all day, it's better to do something else."
"Then tell me, instead of drinking, why not do something?" Shuten Doji suddenly turned his head to look at her with pure eyes, as if he was really just asking for her opinion.
"Why don't you dance?"
【Shuten-douji ([-])】
Because Xiao Xiaolu is a dancer, she loves dancing very much. Whenever someone asks her what she usually does when she is unhappy, her answer is always "dancing".
But the same problem is placed in such a situation, and the atmosphere is a bit subtle.
"You asked me to dance?" Shuten-douji couldn't believe it.
Xiao Xiaolu knew that she had made a bad start, but she still bit the bullet and continued this topic. As for what will happen in the end, she can't imagine.
"Uh, in fact, you will feel very happy physically and mentally when dancing. If you don't believe me, you can try it."
"My uncle won't." Jiu Tun-douzi had already put on a disgusted expression at this moment, there was no reason for him to dance like a big man!
"No, I can teach you!" Uh, my God, she reflexively uttered such death-like lines.
Hearing what the girl said, Shuten-doji suddenly became interested, and said, "Since you said that, why don't you jump over and show me first, I'll think about it."
Think about it, he's just being bored and just having fun, since this woman brought it up, he doesn't mind seeing her make a fuss, it will definitely be more interesting than usual drinking alone and indulging in memories Some.
"But there's no music... Ah, that's right!" Xiao Xiaolu remembered that her short skirt had pockets. The pockets weren't innate, they were sewn on by her best friend, and the material she chose was the same color and pattern as the skirt. It can't be seen that it is a pocket that was added later.
There is a small mp3 in this pocket, Xiao Xiaolu still prefers to use mp3 instead of listening to music with her mobile phone, it is also very convenient for running.
Shuten-douji sat aside and watched her take out a small and strange thing, and stretched out her hand to grab it, but Xiao Xiaolu protected her hand, "You can't move this thing, your nails are so deep and strong, and your claws are so deep and so strong. Go down and this thing will break!"
"What is this?" Obviously, curiosity is indispensable for both humans and monsters.
Shuten-douji's attention was completely attracted by the little thing in her hand, Xiao Xiaolu explained: "Let me tell you quietly, in fact, I still have the ability to predict the future."
"Really, so powerful? Then can you predict the future of me and Hongye?"
"That can't be done, I can only predict the future more than 1000 years later!" For example, in 201x.
"Cut, it's really useless."
"Where is it useless? For example, the thing in my hand was brought here from the future more than 1000 years later, and my clothes are worn by people more than 1000 years later. This is the trend of the times. !"
Jiu Tun-douji looked at Xiao Xiaolu with an expression of "Although I can't understand what you are talking about, but I feel so powerful", and he didn't care about the disadvantages in Xiao Xiaolu's words. Isn't it the ability to foresee? Bring something from the future?
Soon, Shuten-douji's attention was attracted by this small thing.
"Okay, then I'll put this thing here now, it will play music in a while, you must not touch it, just sit there and watch me dance!"
"understood."
Although Shuten-douji had some doubts about what Xiao Xiaolu said, after all, he saw these things with his own eyes, and when he heard that there was really music that he had never heard before in this little thing, and that sound like drumming Rhythm, it turns out that the style of music is like this 1000 years later, and the lyrics, especially the line "tonight's total ni あ っ kuang い 咕 き" is really good!
The lyrics of the whole song are very cheerful and straightforward. Human beings after a thousand years are so fanatical.
Of course, Shuten-douji noticed not only this song, but also the girl's dancing posture, which he had never seen before. What he saw was jaw-dropping, especially the provocative movement of raising fingers, twisting her waist Swinging the body, it completely showed the charm of the female body, and the girl danced more powerfully. It was the first time he saw a woman dancing like this. In the past, he had seen those dances performed by human women. It's slow and limp.
But the dance in front of him made his chest feel hot, and his whole body seemed to be on fire.
Xiao Xiaolu doesn't mind dancing in front of people, she once ran to the gate of the passenger station to dance alone in order to practice courage, and she was still wearing a cosplay outfit.
She danced again in the Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss, and in front of Shuten-douji, Xiao Xiaolu didn't feel any discomfort before and during the dance, but after the dance, after feeling the burning gaze from the man, she His face couldn't help but flush red.
"What, how? Is it a dance I've never seen before?"
"You are really amazing."
A sincere compliment instantly lifted Xiao Xiaolu to the sky. Friends of Onmyojis, did you see that Jiu Tun-douji praised her personally!
"Then have you considered it, do you want to learn to dance with me?"
Shuten-douji laughed twice, "No."
"..." Xiao Xiaolu's aroused enthusiasm cooled down.
"What kind of dance do I do as a grown man, but thanks to you just now, after watching you dance such an intense dance, I feel much more comfortable all over my body, and my mood has improved a lot. I am worthy of being a witch."
"Uh...Actually, I..." She wanted to explain that she was not the Shigure Priestess they were talking about, but it was already up to now, and it was meaningless for her to deny it anymore. She and Shuten-douji just met by chance, and maybe they would never see each other again arrive.
"what?"
"It's nothing." Xiao Xiaolu sat back beside the man. She didn't feel anything when she danced just now, but after she calmed down after dancing, she felt the cool wind blowing in the forest, which made her goosebumps fall all over the floor.
Jiu Tun-douji glanced and saw the girl hugging her arm and rubbing it again and again, then he raised his hand and took the wine gourd beside him, and put it in front of Xiao Xiaolu's eyes, "What are you doing?"
"Wine can keep out the cold."
In an instant, Xiao Xiaolu's affection for Shuten-douji rose several levels, what a man!It's a waste of Hongye not to cherish such a good man!
"Thank you." Xiao Xiaolu was not pretentious, she reached out to take the gourd, but was smashed by the gourd, "I can't hold it..."
"..." Shuten Boy was silent.
So he picked up the gourd with one hand again very kindly, and handed the mouth of the gourd to the girl's mouth, Xiao Xiaolu looked at the huge mouth of the gourd, turned her head and said to Shuten Doji: "Which position is it that you haven't drunk before? "
Jiu Tun-douji was a little annoyed, "...do you want to drink?"
"Drink! Of course drink. It's not clean. You won't get sick if you drink it!" As she spoke, Xiao Xiaolu took a big gulp of wine into the mouth of the gourd.
Jiu Tun-douji: "...—_—#" Could it be that she thought he was unclean just now?
I just took a sip, and my throat and mouth felt hot, but soon my body really warmed up, and my face was even redder than before, and I was a little dizzy, but I won't be dizzy for a while, but the smell is too strong after a suffocation.
"My uncle's wine is divine wine. I usually don't want to give it to others. Today, I share it with you for the sake of making my uncle feel better."
"Then I really have to thank you very much, sir."
"Huh?" At this moment, Shuten-douji's expression suddenly became impatient, "Tsk, the annoying guy is here again."
"what?"
Jiu Tun-douji turned his head and glanced at Xiao Xiaolu, suddenly remembered something, and said to her: "Listen well, no matter what I say later, just nod and say yes."
"what?"
"Said to be."
"……Yes."
As soon as the words were finished, a man with long silver hair suddenly appeared in an open space not far from them. The excitement in the male voice could not be concealed, "Finally found you, my best friend, Shuten-douji!"
When Xiao Xiaolu saw Ibaraki-douji with her own eyes, her eyes were staring straight, uncharacteristically, tears welled up in her eyes in an instant, and she remembered the Ibaraki-douji she had just used to feed Bodhidharma. He whispered, "My cub..."
"Huh?" Jiu Tun-douji was taken aback, what did he hear just now?
But the two men present are world-renowned big monsters, even if there is a little trouble, they can hear it, let alone her self-consciously low voice.
Ibaraki Doji ignored the girl's nonsense at all, turned sideways, looked at Xiao Xiaolu with some displeasure, and said, "You left me just to find this woman?"
Xiao Xiaolu's heart is extremely confused at this moment?
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