[Onmyoji] The goal is to straighten Ibaraki!
Chapter 2 Xiao Xiaolu × Ibaraki Doji
【Ibaraki Doji ([-])】
"That's right, by the way, let me introduce you, this is my younger sister, her name is Shi Yu, Shi Yu, come here quickly, and say hello to this... uncle!" Jiu Tun-douji grabbed Xiao Xiaolu and pulled him to him .
Xiao Xiaolu still had an out-of-the-ordinary expression, Shutendouji put back the smile on his face, and pushed Xiao Xiaolu's back again, "Ah, hello, my name is Shigure."
After saying it, Xiao Xiaolu was completely stunned again, why did she say Shi Yu's name in a casual way?
Ibaraki-douji glanced at the girl, and then turned his gaze back to Shuten-douji, "Why don't I know, when did you have a younger sister?"
"Just now, huh?"
"Yes."
"Actually, the thing is like this, you see you revolve around me all day, it's really bad, you know?"
"What's wrong? Back then we drank and chatted together in the woods. We enjoyed everything. Don't you forget the hearty pleasure? You are the only friend that I, Ibaraki-douji, recognize. My goal is to give this body to you. I give you control!"
"I said you, you are really annoying." Shuten-douji said this sentence again.
Xiao Xiaolu is sandwiched between the bodies of two men who are much taller than herself, listening to the heartfelt words spoken by Ibaraki Doji, even if she is not a rotten girl, will she be influenced by what he said? !
"Come here." Xiao Xiaolu pulled Shuten-douji to the other side of the tree, glanced at Ibaraki-douji who was still standing far away from them, staring in their direction, and said, "We Talk here, can that person hear you?"
"I can't hear it from such a long distance, what do you want to say?"
"You heard what that Ibaraki Doji said just now, don't you think there is something wrong?"
"What do you mean?"
"Where is there a saying that a friend will give his body to the other party to control? Do you know that this kind of line will be misunderstood by everyone as a spoiler after 1000 years."
"Trouble, what's that?"
"To put it simply, when two men fall in love, it can also be said that a man who has very human needs in this regard is called a crooked man, while a man who only likes women is a straight man."
"!!!" Shuten-douji was startled. After he digested the huge amount of information, he realized that he didn't think it was mentioned, but he thought Ibaraki-douji was annoying. It seemed that his goal all day long was to chase after him. Let him run, and now listening to this girl, it is true that the lines spoken by Ibaraki Doji are really terrible!
The so-called authorities are obsessed with bystanders, maybe this third person's opinion is correct. Could it be that Ibaraki Doji really has that kind of thought about him...! ?
Shuten-douji was given a chill by his own thoughts, and then said: "Hey, I recognized you as my younger sister just now."
"That's what you admitted, but I didn't agree."
"At any rate, I can be regarded as a mighty monster. With me covering you in the future, who would dare to touch you?"
"(¬_¬) What is your purpose?"
"You'll know in a while."
Shuten-douji grabbed the girl's arm and walked towards Ibaraki-douji, "Ibaraki-douji, I regard you as a brother, so if I have a share, I will naturally have a share with you."
Ibaraki-douji was startled, he had said similar words when he and Shuten-douji were drinking together in the mountains before, and the excited expression suddenly spread across his face.
"So, I fell in love with Hongye, and I think it's unfair to you."
Xiao Xiaolu was startled when she heard that, hey, what's the matter?
She looked up at Ibaraki-douji, who was much taller than herself. She was too excited and a little nervous just now, and didn't have time to pay attention. Only now did she realize that Ibaraki-douji is really tall, and she is considered to be medium-high among girls. Compared with Ibaraki now, it is a world of difference, she is only a little lower than Ibaraki's chest.
Ibaraki-douji stared at Shuten-douji without saying a word.
"So, I decided to let you experience these erotic things, so that you can understand my feelings." Shuten-douji patted Ibaraki-douji on the shoulder and said with affirmation.
Xiao Xiaolu: mdzz...
Ibaraki Doji: "Are you kidding me! I'm not interested in women at all, all I want is you! Only a strong you can become the person who dominates my body!"
After Xiao Xiaolu's guidance to him just now, after hearing what Ibaraki Doji said, Shuten-douji just felt a puff of breath in his chest, and he didn't know if he really had a problem with that aspect, or just said it unintentionally .
Even if Hongye still can't accept him in the end, it doesn't mean that he will... accept things like messing with Ibaraki Doji!
Shuten-douji really wanted to spit a mouthful of old blood on his face at this moment, "That's because you have never really felt it. Once you really fall in love with a woman, you will find that feeling can really make you feel You do everything you can to protect the woman you love."
Even if that woman doesn't love you, you are still willing to do anything for her just to make her smile.
"I really don't know the kind of relationship you mentioned, and I don't want to understand it. Compared with those, I care more about the friendship between us."
"That's right, if that's the case, then you promise me one thing." Shuten-douji suddenly raised his lips and smiled.
"Of course no problem, you say."
"Since you regard me as your best friend, I also regard you as a brother, so naturally I hope you can live happily. As for my younger sister, she is gentle, virtuous, considerate, and very likable. She is a great beauty, and she can dance very well, so let her follow you and be your woman in the future, it will be cheap for you kid."
Xiao Xiaolu: "Huh?"
Ibaraki Doji: "Huh?"
Xiao Xiaolu: "No, that me..."
Shuten-douji glanced at her, Xiao Xiaolu shut up obediently, and Shuten-douji asked again: "Don't you like Ibaraki-douji?"
"No, it's just that..."
Xiao Xiaolu is a typical face dog + voice control. She played this game for her natal Jun Fukuyama at the beginning, but when she saw the character Ibaraki Doji, who is voiced by Run Run, has a very good appearance and a very aggressive voice, she immediately fell in love with it. Became Ibaraki Doji's fan girl.
"If you like it, that's fine! Then I'm the one who decides, I betrothed her to you, let's get married tonight, the location, just here, under this big tree." Shuten-douji looked up. Look at this incomparably huge towering tree.
It is rumored that this tree is a sacred tree protected by the gods. As for what is so magical about it, it is unknown, maybe it is just a rumor.
"You really want me to marry this woman?" Ibaraki Doji asked, frowning.
There are many such sayings. A man's family arranges for him to marry another woman, and the girl he likes also helps persuade him. At this time, the man will often say "Do you really want me to be with her?" "The feeling of these lines.
"That's right." Shuten-douji replied bluntly, without looking at Ibaraki-douji, he kept looking up at the sacred tree, "It is said that this tree is a sacred tree, let it witness all this."
"Let me marry this woman, no problem."
"Hey hey?" Xiao Xiaolu was completely dumbfounded, did she hear wrong or Ibaraki said wrong?
"However, you must go back to Danba country with me, and then cheer up, and regain the Shuten-douji who stood at the peak of the ghost clan back then."
"No problem, but you have to promise me that you will take good care of her in the future, protect her, and never let her down. If one day Shiyu comes to tell me that you bullied her, I will take her away without saying a word. .”
"it is good."
The conversation between the two men seemed to be unable to allow her to intervene, and it just ended like this. Xiao Xiaolu, who was stunned and shocked the whole time, was already lost in thought. What did they say just now?
Shuten-douji betrothed her to Ibaraki-douji! ?
wtf! ! ! ?
"Since it's a marriage, it should be more grand." Ibaraki Doji said.
"Hey~ I can't tell you're quite caring."
"What I, Ibaraki-douji promised, will definitely be done. This is also for you as my best friend. As long as I can cheer you up, I will definitely do what I can do!"
"...I really thank you." However, Shuten-douji's heart is a little subtle at the moment, once this way of thinking is enlightened, he can't help thinking in that direction at all.
Every word Ibaraki-douji said now seemed to have changed in Shuten-douji's ears.
"So I plan to rush to Tanba before tonight, and the marriage ceremony will be held in the woods where we first met."
The first time they met was in a deep mountain forest in the border of Tamba country. There was a town at the foot of the mountain. Because the mountain was dangerous, few people went up the mountain, so they spent a period of carefree days drinking and drinking with each other there.
Later, Shuten-douji met Momiji, and everything changed. He left Tamba country and followed Momiji to the maple forest. Ibaraki-douji also followed him all the way to the vicinity of Kyoto.
"I didn't promise to marry him." Xiao Xiaolu said.
"Shigu, don't make trouble." Jiu Tun-douji's tone of reason made Xiao Xiaolu immediately want to cry for him - I, no, make trouble!
"My brother has a good character, good appearance, good figure, and ability is also the best among the best. Entrusting you to him is the most correct choice. You should be grateful, and you just said that you are not I also like Ibaraki Doji, that's just right."
"..."
"Since you have said so, Ibaraki Doji, the ceremony will be held in Tamba, but you must first swear under this sacred tree that you will only love Shigure in your life."
Ibaraki-douji exploded in an instant, "I have already told the root of my love..."
Jiu Tun-douji: "You don't even have this bit of sincerity, forget it, we won't marry my sister, brother will take you away."
Xiao Xiaolu: mdzz...
Ibaraki Doji: "—_—#Okay, let me say, I, I Ibaraki Doji, swear under this sacred tree that in my life I will only... only... only Shigure..." That word of love just can't be said.
Shuten-douji snickered aside, until Xiao Xiaolu tugged his sleeve, then he looked down, "What are you doing?"
"It's better not to let him say that, it's so embarrassing." And most importantly...
"It's his people who lost, what are you afraid of?" Jiu Tun-douji has never been an idiot, on the contrary, he is very sensitive and intelligent, for example, he can see Xiao Xiaolu's gaze piercing through autumn water when he saw Ibaraki-douji appear at a glance , I guessed that this girl must have fallen in love with Ibaraki Doji at first sight, just like he did with Hongye back then.
He didn't do such a thing because he was kind enough to help this girl as a matchmaker. He just hoped that if there was a woman next to Ibaraki Doji who bothered him, he would have no extra time to pester him. What kind of monster, on the contrary, he is very selfish, he only acts for his own selfish desires, so when he realizes that he can be so obsessed with Hongye, he feels unbelievable, and he is not like the previous self, but he is also I can't hate myself like this.
In short, now that this woman just fell in love with Ibaraki-douji at first sight, he can also get rid of Ibaraki-douji. Why not use the best of both worlds?
Seeing that Shuten-douji didn't intend to pay attention to what she said just now, Xiao Xiaolu went into battle in person and walked to Ibaraki-douji's side. Before he could speak, he looked over. The black eyes and golden pupils are the symbol of the ghost clan. Compared with Shuten-douji's flamboyant red hair, Ibaraki-douji's pair of black-rimmed golden pupils looked like the king of the ghost clan, full of shocking power.
"That...you don't need to say that, just change it to whatever you want, it's fine to protect or take care of you."
after all……
"No need." This was the first time Ibaraki Doji spoke to Xiao Xiaolu, and his deep and thick male voice was particularly moving.
"what?"
"I, Ibaraki-douji, have only loved Shigure in my life. If I violate this statement, I will suffer from the pain of my heart devouring by all ghosts."
【Ibaraki Doji ([-])】
"What a heart-eating ghost, Ibaraki-douji, remember what you said today." If you f**k really bend over in the future and still treat him like that, his uncle will definitely be the first to let you go!
"I, Ibaraki-douji, will do what I say."
At this moment, Xiao Xiaolu's heart was filled with tears, after all...
——Uncle Ibaraki, the person you just promised is not me! ! !
Xiao Xiaolu felt extremely tired, and finally thought about it and let it go. The word "oath" itself is unintentional. It is just talk and cannot be taken seriously.
"What you asked me to do has been done, we should go." Ibaraki Doji said.
"Then let's go, my own woman brings it by herself." After finishing speaking, Shuten Doji carried the wine gourd behind his back, then turned around and disappeared, but before he disappeared, he picked it up from the place where he was sitting just now. He picked up a small thing and put it in his arms.
Xiao Xiaolu hadn't waved Erkang's hand, so she had to give up halfway and put it down again. Ibaraki Doji standing beside her looked down at her without saying a word.
The eyes are pure, without any emotion, but it is such direct and pure eyes that Xiao Xiaolu feels guilty for a while, and there is always a feeling that she is cheating on the marriage, but in fact she just announced it to Shuten Doji It's just her opinion about bends and straights.
Suddenly I feel... I am so cheap.
However, the most humble people are invincible.
"From today onwards, you will be my Ibaraki Doji's woman." He said, his deep voice made her eardrums itch, good Su.
One size fits all, even though she is Ibaraki Doji's fan girl, her love for him is only in terms of appearance and voice. In the game, Ibaraki Doji only said a few lines, and the center of the circle is always Shuten Doji , so she really doesn't know much about Ibaraki Doji, the only thing she knows is that he cares about Shuten Doji's thoughts.
Xiao Xiaolu is very rational, in fact, she can be said to be a fool, especially when it comes to dealing with emotional issues, that is, because she is too "sensible", so for so many years, she has maintained a single state, and she rarely has The boy who is tempted, because of the attributes of Yangou, she always looks at the person's appearance first, and then listens to the voice. After these two points are in line, she tries to get in touch with the personality. In this way, she analyzed and analyzed, and came to a conclusion ——
Sure enough, only two-dimensional can produce male gods!She has given up treatment and is determined to live in Two-dimensional forever.
That's why Xiao Xiaolu was able to say to Ibaraki after Shuten-douji left at this moment: "Juten-douji is talking to himself the whole time, why do you go along with him?"
Ibaraki Doji: "He entrusted you to me, and I will definitely keep my promise to my best friend."
Xiao Xiaolu: "Are you stupid or stupid? He is so obvious that he wants to get rid of you. This is a plan that kills two birds with one stone. While you are caring about me, you won't have the energy to go find him again."
Ibaraki Doji: "I know."
Xiao Xiaolu: "You know why you still agree?"
Ibaraki Doji: "Because he is my best friend."
Xiao Xiaolu: ... What the hell can I say?
One sentence completely blocked Xiao Xiaolu, seeing the serious expression on the man's face, Xiao Xiaolu really didn't want to say anything to hurt him, and always felt that Ibaraki Doji was very distressing.
"Time to rain."
"Huh? Well... you better not call me Shigu, call me Xiaolu, what's the matter?"
"hold me."
"Alas?"
Ibaraki Doji looked at the astonished expression on her face, and explained: "Ordinary humans and some low-level monsters will die on the spot if they are touched by my hand."
At present, Ibaraki Doji does not know her identity, and only treats her as an ordinary human being. The implication is that in order not to hurt her, he asks her to hug him anywhere, and then he can take her with him. "Fly" to Danbo country.
"Then I won't be polite." To be able to hug Ibaraki-douji whom she has been thinking about for a long time, this is even more exciting than if she personally drew Ibaraki-douji!
Xiao Xiaolu looked at the man who was much taller than herself, and finally she chose to wrap her hands around the back of the man's neck, "Okay, okay."
"Hurry up."
"Ah."
It was the first time that I was so close to Ibaraki Doji. She could see the man's sharp-edged face, tall nose and beautiful lips just by turning her head slightly. At most, it reached just in front of Ibaraki Doji's chest.
At this time, Xiao Xiaolu was in an excellent position, she kept staring at the protruding place not far above Ibaraki Doji's collar.
She often heard people say that a man's Adam's apple is very sexy, especially those necks are already beautiful, plus this protruding embellishment, moving up and down can instantly make you want it.
In the past, she only heard about it, and she didn't specifically study the man's Adam's apple. Now she thinks she understands why those people say that.
Xiao Xiaolu stared at Ibaraki Doji's Adam's apple, his Adam's apple would vibrate slightly when he spoke, Xiao Xiaolu felt mad when he saw it—I really wanted to lick it!
"gone."
Xiao Xiaolu, who was still obsessed with Ibaraki Doji's Adam's apple, didn't realize what he said, only saw her Adam's apple roll up and down, and then she was pulled into the air by a force.
Xiao Xiaolu was almost like a conditioned reflex. The moment Ibaraki Doji "flyed", she wrapped her hands tightly around the man's neck in the posture of an octopus, and her feet were wrapped around the man's waist without any slack. , clamp.
Xiao Xiaolu listened to the wind whizzing past her ears, she didn't even care about what she was like when she was naked, she just felt that her face was very hot now, and this posture was really too bad.
She was only wearing a short skirt underneath, and she didn't have safety pants, which means that she is still tightly attached to Ibaraki Doji's body, and she can even feel her own part, which is attached to the man at this moment. It's a shame in the armor he's wearing.
Why didn't she choose to climb onto his back just now, but hugged him from the front like an octopus! ?
The only thing Xiao Xiaolu is lucky about now is that there is no third person to see such a discordant scene.
As for Ibaraki Doji, he himself didn't notice these small details at all. It would be better to say that Xiao Xiaolu was "hanging" on him at this time, and it had no effect on him at all, and her weight was simply not worth mentioning.
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Not long after, Xiao Xiaolu felt the wind in her ears gradually stop.
"We're here." After Ibaraki Doji stood still, he looked down at the woman who was huddled in front of him the whole time. To be precise, he had been climbing her waist, with his head buried in his chest.
"Huh? Oh."
"Pfft—" A familiar laugh came from the side, Shuten-douji had arrived here one step earlier than them, and had already sat under a tree and drank, "What is your posture?"
After being reminded by Shuten-douji, Xiao Xiaolu came to her senses, quickly let go, and moved away from Ibaraki-douji's body. She originally thought that such a shameful action would not be seen by a third person, but in the end, Jiuten-douji showed it to her I went and was laughed at.
Xiao Xiaolu now just wants to find a hole in the ground to get into.
Ibaraki-douji looked at Shuten-douji and said, "I thought you ran away again."
"I look like someone who doesn't keep the promise? I haven't been here for a long time, it's still the same here." Shuten-douji got up.
"Since you left, this place has never changed."
Xiao Xiaolu: ...Why do I feel that there is a long way to go?Ibaraki's obsession with Shuten is so deep, how much effort will it take to straighten it?
"Okay, before you arrive, I have sent a few little demons in the mountain to go down to inform, I believe that soon all the big and small monsters in this mountain will know that tonight our famous Ibaraki Doji will hold a wedding ceremony here .”
Ibaraki-douji didn't speak, just looked at Shuten-douji silently.
Xiao Xiaolu stood aside and watched the interaction between the two men. Ibaraki kept staring at Jiuten, but Jiuten looked up and down but didn't look at Ibaraki. She felt sorry for Ibaraki again.
To be honest, Xiao Xiaolu doesn’t think that Ibaraki has that kind of emotion towards Jiu Tun. Ibaraki longs for a strong man. Although the lines he often utters are a bit bad, maybe he really only yearns for and worships Jiu Tun. The strong hope to find the loneliness and loneliness of a companion.
Maybe Ibaraki just doesn't want to see his friend become decadent because of a woman, so as long as it is something he can do for his friend, he will try his best to do it, even if it is something he is unwilling or unwilling to do As long as it can cheer Shuten-douji up, he is willing to try.
This friendship is really rare, but...
Sometimes what Ibaraki Doji said is really too imaginative, but he himself doesn't seem to feel anything.
Of course, the above is purely Xiao Xiaolu's personal conjecture and inference. This is a problem she has never been able to correct. She likes to be rational when encountering any situation. When she analyzes problems from various angles, she will always leave a way out for herself, such as now , she was still inferring that Ibaraki is not gay, but a very close friend, but the next second she immediately gave such a turning point——
However, if Ibaraki is really gay, then she decided to let him let himself go freely.
【Ibaraki Doji ([-])】
Xiao Xiaolu never thought that she would have a flash marriage one day.
And the object is still a game character in a mobile game, or a monster.
The ceremony was very simple. The little devils who were ordered by Shuten-douji to go down in advance got a set of kimonos that human women wear when they get married.
Because the bride needs to dress up, so the little ghosts took Xiao Xiaolu to the town down the mountain, found a woman, and of course threatened her to dress up Xiao Xiaolu.
Xiao Xiaolu didn't want to wear heavy makeup, so she struggled with makeup for a long time, and finally she put on a pure nude makeup by herself, but the current "cosmetics" are really incomparable with the future.
After nightfall, the little ghosts lifted the sedan chair to pick up the bride.
When Xiao Xiaolu was carried to the scene of the wedding ceremony by the bumpy sedan chair, she almost vomited out. As soon as she got out of the sedan chair, she saw the man who had taken off his armor and was only wearing a dark kimono. Under the reflection, it was as if a layer of soft holy light had been cast on him, making his entire outline look much softer.
The man looked up at the bright and bright moon, the silver hair hanging behind him was swaying with the cool night wind, and there were red and yellow horns on both sides of his cheeks along his forehead, and the moment Xiao Xiaolu got off the sedan chair, Those golden eyes looked over.
Ibaraki Doji stepped towards Xiao Xiaolu's direction and walked step by step. At that moment, she only felt that her mind was blank. Even now, she thought it was just a very real dream that she had. Standing quietly in front of her in military uniform, she only hoped that this dream could last a little longer.
During the whole process, a group of little monsters were making noise. Shuten-douji sat on one side drinking with Ibaraki-douji, while Xiao Xiaolu sat resting under the big tree on the other side. After sitting in the sedan chair, her buttocks and waist felt very uncomfortable.
Xiao Xiaolu looked at the cheering monsters around the bonfire in front of her. Only now did she have some time of her own to figure out what happened.
She grabbed the back of her hand again, it was very painful, this should not be a dream, no dream has such a real feeling, she drank the wine of Jiu Tun Douzi, the hot feeling in her throat and tongue was not fake, in the During the time when I hugged Ibaraki Doji, the hardness of the armor, the body temperature of the man transmitted to her through the armor, and the unique smell of the man were all real.
"If all this is not a dream..."
Why did she come here, what is the relationship between her and the "Shigure" in the mouths of the group of little ghosts she met at the beginning, and the situation in front of her. On the first day she came to the world of Onmyoji, she married Ibaraki Doji! ?
It's unreal, it's too unreal, the last one is the most unbelievable, okay? Friends who play Onmyoji, whether they are rotten or not, know that Ibaraki-douji is not a womanizer, but he is only for Shuten-douji, his best friend.
But it was this kind of Ibaraki-douji who actually agreed to marry her, a woman whom he had only met once, even though he was still for Shuten-douji.
Shuten-douji was still drinking, and Ibaraki-douji next to him suddenly remembered that he had been sitting here since just now, where is that woman?
Ibaraki Doji turned his head and glanced around, and saw at a glance the girl who was meditating under the big tree farthest from them. Her long black hair was pressed between the trunk and her back, and a few strands of black hair hung over the girl. In front of her chest, the hanging hair that covers her face in the middle makes her face smaller.
Shuten-douji followed his gaze, then stood up suddenly, and said loudly: "You all listen to me, Shigure is my sister from today on, if any of you dare not give her Save face, don't blame me for being rude!"
After Jiu Tun Doji uttered such bold words, a group of little ghosts began to flatter Xiao Xiaolu, offering all kinds of delicious food and wine to her, breaking the calm she had finally obtained, and she drank too much after a while.
And what happened just tonight is something Ibaraki-douji will never forget in his life, and it is also a topic that Shuten-douji will often use to tease him in the days to come.
Xiao Xiaolu will go crazy after drinking too much. At first she said that she would present a dance for everyone. The dance was still in the Pure Land of Bliss, but there was no music. Xiao Xiaolu searched her pocket for a long time but couldn't find her mp3. Finally, she decided to sing by herself jump by yourself.
Shuten-douji is completely in a state of watching the show now, and he doesn't intend to stop it at all. Instead, he is secretly happy that he has chosen the right person. With her kind of troublesome energy, let's see how Ibaraki-douji will pester him in the future.
He didn't have the slightest sense of guilt for cheating his friends, it really is the True Friends series.
I just started to jump two steps, but when I jumped to the butterfly step, my legs broke, and one of them couldn't stand still, and sat straight on the ground. There was also an innocent expression on the girl's drunken blush face, "Uh... "
Ibaraki Doji couldn't stand it any longer. After all, it was the woman he married, and it was his who lost in front of all the monsters.
So Ibaraki-douji strode over, stretched out his paws, and picked up the woman on the ground, but Xiao Xiaolu hugged his arm and didn't let go. Ibaraki-douji realized this, and couldn't help but feel a little shocked. His paw touched it and it was fine.
"Forgot to tell you, this woman is from the priestess clan." Shuten-douji said.
"What did you say!"
Ibaraki-douji suddenly increased the decibel, which startled Xiao Xiaolu. She looked up at Ibaraki-douji, pouted and said, "You are vicious..."
Ibaraki Doji: "..."
Shuten-douji: "Hahaha."
Ibaraki-douji ignored the girl hanging on his arm, and turned to Shuten-douji who was gloating, "Is what you just said true? This guy is from the priestess family?"
"I have to lie to you? The blood of the witch clan has the blood of the gods. How about it, the daughter-in-law I found for you is special enough!"
"..."
"What? Are you afraid?"
Perhaps he was provoked by Jiu Tun-douji's words, but Ibaraki-douji replied immediately: "Hmph, don't say that she has the blood of the gods, she is a god, and I can marry as well."
"You were quite unwilling before this."
"This is..." Ibaraki-douji was speechless. Seeing the playful smile of his best friend, he once again deeply realized how wicked Shuten-douji was, but even so, in his mind Among them, Shuten-douji is still his most longing object, "In short, what I promised will definitely be done."
Ibaraki-douji turned around, and the girl still hugged his arm and kept rubbing it. For a while, he really didn't know what to do. He had never encountered such a situation since he was born, so he said that the woman was wrong.
"Shigure." Shuten-douji finally decided to help Ibaraki-douji and shouted.
"Call me Xiaolu!"
Jiu Tun-douji was taken aback for a moment, and didn't think much about it, just took it as her nickname, "Okay, come here, Xiao Lu."
"I don't want to go there, I want Ibaraki!"
"It's not that I won't help you. It looks like this girl really likes you." Shuten-douji shrugged, and after receiving Ibaraki-douji's eyes asking for help again, he said, "Then what do you want to come down?"
Xiao Xiaolu: "I want Ibaraki to hug and kiss~"
Ibaraki Doji: "..."
Shuten-douji: "Hahahahaha—then you can give her a kiss!"
Ibaraki Doji: "..."
Xiao Xiaolu: "Do you all know that every time I see Ibaraki Doji's face and this perfect figure, I really want... really want... think..."
Shuten-douji: "What do you want to do?"
Xiao Xiaolu: "I really want to have sex with Ibaraki Doji, I can't believe it!"
After hearing these words, Ibaraki-douji was completely petrified in place, and only the heroic laughter of Shuten-douji and the noisy noise of the surrounding little monsters could be heard in his ears. This woman was labeled as "powerful", although this strength was somewhat different from the one he had always followed.
After saying this, Xiao Xiaolu hugged Ibaraki Doji's arm and fell asleep in a half-kneeling position on the ground, leaving him alone to bear the embarrassment from the surroundings.
"That's right, by the way, let me introduce you, this is my younger sister, her name is Shi Yu, Shi Yu, come here quickly, and say hello to this... uncle!" Jiu Tun-douji grabbed Xiao Xiaolu and pulled him to him .
Xiao Xiaolu still had an out-of-the-ordinary expression, Shutendouji put back the smile on his face, and pushed Xiao Xiaolu's back again, "Ah, hello, my name is Shigure."
After saying it, Xiao Xiaolu was completely stunned again, why did she say Shi Yu's name in a casual way?
Ibaraki-douji glanced at the girl, and then turned his gaze back to Shuten-douji, "Why don't I know, when did you have a younger sister?"
"Just now, huh?"
"Yes."
"Actually, the thing is like this, you see you revolve around me all day, it's really bad, you know?"
"What's wrong? Back then we drank and chatted together in the woods. We enjoyed everything. Don't you forget the hearty pleasure? You are the only friend that I, Ibaraki-douji, recognize. My goal is to give this body to you. I give you control!"
"I said you, you are really annoying." Shuten-douji said this sentence again.
Xiao Xiaolu is sandwiched between the bodies of two men who are much taller than herself, listening to the heartfelt words spoken by Ibaraki Doji, even if she is not a rotten girl, will she be influenced by what he said? !
"Come here." Xiao Xiaolu pulled Shuten-douji to the other side of the tree, glanced at Ibaraki-douji who was still standing far away from them, staring in their direction, and said, "We Talk here, can that person hear you?"
"I can't hear it from such a long distance, what do you want to say?"
"You heard what that Ibaraki Doji said just now, don't you think there is something wrong?"
"What do you mean?"
"Where is there a saying that a friend will give his body to the other party to control? Do you know that this kind of line will be misunderstood by everyone as a spoiler after 1000 years."
"Trouble, what's that?"
"To put it simply, when two men fall in love, it can also be said that a man who has very human needs in this regard is called a crooked man, while a man who only likes women is a straight man."
"!!!" Shuten-douji was startled. After he digested the huge amount of information, he realized that he didn't think it was mentioned, but he thought Ibaraki-douji was annoying. It seemed that his goal all day long was to chase after him. Let him run, and now listening to this girl, it is true that the lines spoken by Ibaraki Doji are really terrible!
The so-called authorities are obsessed with bystanders, maybe this third person's opinion is correct. Could it be that Ibaraki Doji really has that kind of thought about him...! ?
Shuten-douji was given a chill by his own thoughts, and then said: "Hey, I recognized you as my younger sister just now."
"That's what you admitted, but I didn't agree."
"At any rate, I can be regarded as a mighty monster. With me covering you in the future, who would dare to touch you?"
"(¬_¬) What is your purpose?"
"You'll know in a while."
Shuten-douji grabbed the girl's arm and walked towards Ibaraki-douji, "Ibaraki-douji, I regard you as a brother, so if I have a share, I will naturally have a share with you."
Ibaraki-douji was startled, he had said similar words when he and Shuten-douji were drinking together in the mountains before, and the excited expression suddenly spread across his face.
"So, I fell in love with Hongye, and I think it's unfair to you."
Xiao Xiaolu was startled when she heard that, hey, what's the matter?
She looked up at Ibaraki-douji, who was much taller than herself. She was too excited and a little nervous just now, and didn't have time to pay attention. Only now did she realize that Ibaraki-douji is really tall, and she is considered to be medium-high among girls. Compared with Ibaraki now, it is a world of difference, she is only a little lower than Ibaraki's chest.
Ibaraki-douji stared at Shuten-douji without saying a word.
"So, I decided to let you experience these erotic things, so that you can understand my feelings." Shuten-douji patted Ibaraki-douji on the shoulder and said with affirmation.
Xiao Xiaolu: mdzz...
Ibaraki Doji: "Are you kidding me! I'm not interested in women at all, all I want is you! Only a strong you can become the person who dominates my body!"
After Xiao Xiaolu's guidance to him just now, after hearing what Ibaraki Doji said, Shuten-douji just felt a puff of breath in his chest, and he didn't know if he really had a problem with that aspect, or just said it unintentionally .
Even if Hongye still can't accept him in the end, it doesn't mean that he will... accept things like messing with Ibaraki Doji!
Shuten-douji really wanted to spit a mouthful of old blood on his face at this moment, "That's because you have never really felt it. Once you really fall in love with a woman, you will find that feeling can really make you feel You do everything you can to protect the woman you love."
Even if that woman doesn't love you, you are still willing to do anything for her just to make her smile.
"I really don't know the kind of relationship you mentioned, and I don't want to understand it. Compared with those, I care more about the friendship between us."
"That's right, if that's the case, then you promise me one thing." Shuten-douji suddenly raised his lips and smiled.
"Of course no problem, you say."
"Since you regard me as your best friend, I also regard you as a brother, so naturally I hope you can live happily. As for my younger sister, she is gentle, virtuous, considerate, and very likable. She is a great beauty, and she can dance very well, so let her follow you and be your woman in the future, it will be cheap for you kid."
Xiao Xiaolu: "Huh?"
Ibaraki Doji: "Huh?"
Xiao Xiaolu: "No, that me..."
Shuten-douji glanced at her, Xiao Xiaolu shut up obediently, and Shuten-douji asked again: "Don't you like Ibaraki-douji?"
"No, it's just that..."
Xiao Xiaolu is a typical face dog + voice control. She played this game for her natal Jun Fukuyama at the beginning, but when she saw the character Ibaraki Doji, who is voiced by Run Run, has a very good appearance and a very aggressive voice, she immediately fell in love with it. Became Ibaraki Doji's fan girl.
"If you like it, that's fine! Then I'm the one who decides, I betrothed her to you, let's get married tonight, the location, just here, under this big tree." Shuten-douji looked up. Look at this incomparably huge towering tree.
It is rumored that this tree is a sacred tree protected by the gods. As for what is so magical about it, it is unknown, maybe it is just a rumor.
"You really want me to marry this woman?" Ibaraki Doji asked, frowning.
There are many such sayings. A man's family arranges for him to marry another woman, and the girl he likes also helps persuade him. At this time, the man will often say "Do you really want me to be with her?" "The feeling of these lines.
"That's right." Shuten-douji replied bluntly, without looking at Ibaraki-douji, he kept looking up at the sacred tree, "It is said that this tree is a sacred tree, let it witness all this."
"Let me marry this woman, no problem."
"Hey hey?" Xiao Xiaolu was completely dumbfounded, did she hear wrong or Ibaraki said wrong?
"However, you must go back to Danba country with me, and then cheer up, and regain the Shuten-douji who stood at the peak of the ghost clan back then."
"No problem, but you have to promise me that you will take good care of her in the future, protect her, and never let her down. If one day Shiyu comes to tell me that you bullied her, I will take her away without saying a word. .”
"it is good."
The conversation between the two men seemed to be unable to allow her to intervene, and it just ended like this. Xiao Xiaolu, who was stunned and shocked the whole time, was already lost in thought. What did they say just now?
Shuten-douji betrothed her to Ibaraki-douji! ?
wtf! ! ! ?
"Since it's a marriage, it should be more grand." Ibaraki Doji said.
"Hey~ I can't tell you're quite caring."
"What I, Ibaraki-douji promised, will definitely be done. This is also for you as my best friend. As long as I can cheer you up, I will definitely do what I can do!"
"...I really thank you." However, Shuten-douji's heart is a little subtle at the moment, once this way of thinking is enlightened, he can't help thinking in that direction at all.
Every word Ibaraki-douji said now seemed to have changed in Shuten-douji's ears.
"So I plan to rush to Tanba before tonight, and the marriage ceremony will be held in the woods where we first met."
The first time they met was in a deep mountain forest in the border of Tamba country. There was a town at the foot of the mountain. Because the mountain was dangerous, few people went up the mountain, so they spent a period of carefree days drinking and drinking with each other there.
Later, Shuten-douji met Momiji, and everything changed. He left Tamba country and followed Momiji to the maple forest. Ibaraki-douji also followed him all the way to the vicinity of Kyoto.
"I didn't promise to marry him." Xiao Xiaolu said.
"Shigu, don't make trouble." Jiu Tun-douji's tone of reason made Xiao Xiaolu immediately want to cry for him - I, no, make trouble!
"My brother has a good character, good appearance, good figure, and ability is also the best among the best. Entrusting you to him is the most correct choice. You should be grateful, and you just said that you are not I also like Ibaraki Doji, that's just right."
"..."
"Since you have said so, Ibaraki Doji, the ceremony will be held in Tamba, but you must first swear under this sacred tree that you will only love Shigure in your life."
Ibaraki-douji exploded in an instant, "I have already told the root of my love..."
Jiu Tun-douji: "You don't even have this bit of sincerity, forget it, we won't marry my sister, brother will take you away."
Xiao Xiaolu: mdzz...
Ibaraki Doji: "—_—#Okay, let me say, I, I Ibaraki Doji, swear under this sacred tree that in my life I will only... only... only Shigure..." That word of love just can't be said.
Shuten-douji snickered aside, until Xiao Xiaolu tugged his sleeve, then he looked down, "What are you doing?"
"It's better not to let him say that, it's so embarrassing." And most importantly...
"It's his people who lost, what are you afraid of?" Jiu Tun-douji has never been an idiot, on the contrary, he is very sensitive and intelligent, for example, he can see Xiao Xiaolu's gaze piercing through autumn water when he saw Ibaraki-douji appear at a glance , I guessed that this girl must have fallen in love with Ibaraki Doji at first sight, just like he did with Hongye back then.
He didn't do such a thing because he was kind enough to help this girl as a matchmaker. He just hoped that if there was a woman next to Ibaraki Doji who bothered him, he would have no extra time to pester him. What kind of monster, on the contrary, he is very selfish, he only acts for his own selfish desires, so when he realizes that he can be so obsessed with Hongye, he feels unbelievable, and he is not like the previous self, but he is also I can't hate myself like this.
In short, now that this woman just fell in love with Ibaraki-douji at first sight, he can also get rid of Ibaraki-douji. Why not use the best of both worlds?
Seeing that Shuten-douji didn't intend to pay attention to what she said just now, Xiao Xiaolu went into battle in person and walked to Ibaraki-douji's side. Before he could speak, he looked over. The black eyes and golden pupils are the symbol of the ghost clan. Compared with Shuten-douji's flamboyant red hair, Ibaraki-douji's pair of black-rimmed golden pupils looked like the king of the ghost clan, full of shocking power.
"That...you don't need to say that, just change it to whatever you want, it's fine to protect or take care of you."
after all……
"No need." This was the first time Ibaraki Doji spoke to Xiao Xiaolu, and his deep and thick male voice was particularly moving.
"what?"
"I, Ibaraki-douji, have only loved Shigure in my life. If I violate this statement, I will suffer from the pain of my heart devouring by all ghosts."
【Ibaraki Doji ([-])】
"What a heart-eating ghost, Ibaraki-douji, remember what you said today." If you f**k really bend over in the future and still treat him like that, his uncle will definitely be the first to let you go!
"I, Ibaraki-douji, will do what I say."
At this moment, Xiao Xiaolu's heart was filled with tears, after all...
——Uncle Ibaraki, the person you just promised is not me! ! !
Xiao Xiaolu felt extremely tired, and finally thought about it and let it go. The word "oath" itself is unintentional. It is just talk and cannot be taken seriously.
"What you asked me to do has been done, we should go." Ibaraki Doji said.
"Then let's go, my own woman brings it by herself." After finishing speaking, Shuten Doji carried the wine gourd behind his back, then turned around and disappeared, but before he disappeared, he picked it up from the place where he was sitting just now. He picked up a small thing and put it in his arms.
Xiao Xiaolu hadn't waved Erkang's hand, so she had to give up halfway and put it down again. Ibaraki Doji standing beside her looked down at her without saying a word.
The eyes are pure, without any emotion, but it is such direct and pure eyes that Xiao Xiaolu feels guilty for a while, and there is always a feeling that she is cheating on the marriage, but in fact she just announced it to Shuten Doji It's just her opinion about bends and straights.
Suddenly I feel... I am so cheap.
However, the most humble people are invincible.
"From today onwards, you will be my Ibaraki Doji's woman." He said, his deep voice made her eardrums itch, good Su.
One size fits all, even though she is Ibaraki Doji's fan girl, her love for him is only in terms of appearance and voice. In the game, Ibaraki Doji only said a few lines, and the center of the circle is always Shuten Doji , so she really doesn't know much about Ibaraki Doji, the only thing she knows is that he cares about Shuten Doji's thoughts.
Xiao Xiaolu is very rational, in fact, she can be said to be a fool, especially when it comes to dealing with emotional issues, that is, because she is too "sensible", so for so many years, she has maintained a single state, and she rarely has The boy who is tempted, because of the attributes of Yangou, she always looks at the person's appearance first, and then listens to the voice. After these two points are in line, she tries to get in touch with the personality. In this way, she analyzed and analyzed, and came to a conclusion ——
Sure enough, only two-dimensional can produce male gods!She has given up treatment and is determined to live in Two-dimensional forever.
That's why Xiao Xiaolu was able to say to Ibaraki after Shuten-douji left at this moment: "Juten-douji is talking to himself the whole time, why do you go along with him?"
Ibaraki Doji: "He entrusted you to me, and I will definitely keep my promise to my best friend."
Xiao Xiaolu: "Are you stupid or stupid? He is so obvious that he wants to get rid of you. This is a plan that kills two birds with one stone. While you are caring about me, you won't have the energy to go find him again."
Ibaraki Doji: "I know."
Xiao Xiaolu: "You know why you still agree?"
Ibaraki Doji: "Because he is my best friend."
Xiao Xiaolu: ... What the hell can I say?
One sentence completely blocked Xiao Xiaolu, seeing the serious expression on the man's face, Xiao Xiaolu really didn't want to say anything to hurt him, and always felt that Ibaraki Doji was very distressing.
"Time to rain."
"Huh? Well... you better not call me Shigu, call me Xiaolu, what's the matter?"
"hold me."
"Alas?"
Ibaraki Doji looked at the astonished expression on her face, and explained: "Ordinary humans and some low-level monsters will die on the spot if they are touched by my hand."
At present, Ibaraki Doji does not know her identity, and only treats her as an ordinary human being. The implication is that in order not to hurt her, he asks her to hug him anywhere, and then he can take her with him. "Fly" to Danbo country.
"Then I won't be polite." To be able to hug Ibaraki-douji whom she has been thinking about for a long time, this is even more exciting than if she personally drew Ibaraki-douji!
Xiao Xiaolu looked at the man who was much taller than herself, and finally she chose to wrap her hands around the back of the man's neck, "Okay, okay."
"Hurry up."
"Ah."
It was the first time that I was so close to Ibaraki Doji. She could see the man's sharp-edged face, tall nose and beautiful lips just by turning her head slightly. At most, it reached just in front of Ibaraki Doji's chest.
At this time, Xiao Xiaolu was in an excellent position, she kept staring at the protruding place not far above Ibaraki Doji's collar.
She often heard people say that a man's Adam's apple is very sexy, especially those necks are already beautiful, plus this protruding embellishment, moving up and down can instantly make you want it.
In the past, she only heard about it, and she didn't specifically study the man's Adam's apple. Now she thinks she understands why those people say that.
Xiao Xiaolu stared at Ibaraki Doji's Adam's apple, his Adam's apple would vibrate slightly when he spoke, Xiao Xiaolu felt mad when he saw it—I really wanted to lick it!
"gone."
Xiao Xiaolu, who was still obsessed with Ibaraki Doji's Adam's apple, didn't realize what he said, only saw her Adam's apple roll up and down, and then she was pulled into the air by a force.
Xiao Xiaolu was almost like a conditioned reflex. The moment Ibaraki Doji "flyed", she wrapped her hands tightly around the man's neck in the posture of an octopus, and her feet were wrapped around the man's waist without any slack. , clamp.
Xiao Xiaolu listened to the wind whizzing past her ears, she didn't even care about what she was like when she was naked, she just felt that her face was very hot now, and this posture was really too bad.
She was only wearing a short skirt underneath, and she didn't have safety pants, which means that she is still tightly attached to Ibaraki Doji's body, and she can even feel her own part, which is attached to the man at this moment. It's a shame in the armor he's wearing.
Why didn't she choose to climb onto his back just now, but hugged him from the front like an octopus! ?
The only thing Xiao Xiaolu is lucky about now is that there is no third person to see such a discordant scene.
As for Ibaraki Doji, he himself didn't notice these small details at all. It would be better to say that Xiao Xiaolu was "hanging" on him at this time, and it had no effect on him at all, and her weight was simply not worth mentioning.
-
Not long after, Xiao Xiaolu felt the wind in her ears gradually stop.
"We're here." After Ibaraki Doji stood still, he looked down at the woman who was huddled in front of him the whole time. To be precise, he had been climbing her waist, with his head buried in his chest.
"Huh? Oh."
"Pfft—" A familiar laugh came from the side, Shuten-douji had arrived here one step earlier than them, and had already sat under a tree and drank, "What is your posture?"
After being reminded by Shuten-douji, Xiao Xiaolu came to her senses, quickly let go, and moved away from Ibaraki-douji's body. She originally thought that such a shameful action would not be seen by a third person, but in the end, Jiuten-douji showed it to her I went and was laughed at.
Xiao Xiaolu now just wants to find a hole in the ground to get into.
Ibaraki-douji looked at Shuten-douji and said, "I thought you ran away again."
"I look like someone who doesn't keep the promise? I haven't been here for a long time, it's still the same here." Shuten-douji got up.
"Since you left, this place has never changed."
Xiao Xiaolu: ...Why do I feel that there is a long way to go?Ibaraki's obsession with Shuten is so deep, how much effort will it take to straighten it?
"Okay, before you arrive, I have sent a few little demons in the mountain to go down to inform, I believe that soon all the big and small monsters in this mountain will know that tonight our famous Ibaraki Doji will hold a wedding ceremony here .”
Ibaraki-douji didn't speak, just looked at Shuten-douji silently.
Xiao Xiaolu stood aside and watched the interaction between the two men. Ibaraki kept staring at Jiuten, but Jiuten looked up and down but didn't look at Ibaraki. She felt sorry for Ibaraki again.
To be honest, Xiao Xiaolu doesn’t think that Ibaraki has that kind of emotion towards Jiu Tun. Ibaraki longs for a strong man. Although the lines he often utters are a bit bad, maybe he really only yearns for and worships Jiu Tun. The strong hope to find the loneliness and loneliness of a companion.
Maybe Ibaraki just doesn't want to see his friend become decadent because of a woman, so as long as it is something he can do for his friend, he will try his best to do it, even if it is something he is unwilling or unwilling to do As long as it can cheer Shuten-douji up, he is willing to try.
This friendship is really rare, but...
Sometimes what Ibaraki Doji said is really too imaginative, but he himself doesn't seem to feel anything.
Of course, the above is purely Xiao Xiaolu's personal conjecture and inference. This is a problem she has never been able to correct. She likes to be rational when encountering any situation. When she analyzes problems from various angles, she will always leave a way out for herself, such as now , she was still inferring that Ibaraki is not gay, but a very close friend, but the next second she immediately gave such a turning point——
However, if Ibaraki is really gay, then she decided to let him let himself go freely.
【Ibaraki Doji ([-])】
Xiao Xiaolu never thought that she would have a flash marriage one day.
And the object is still a game character in a mobile game, or a monster.
The ceremony was very simple. The little devils who were ordered by Shuten-douji to go down in advance got a set of kimonos that human women wear when they get married.
Because the bride needs to dress up, so the little ghosts took Xiao Xiaolu to the town down the mountain, found a woman, and of course threatened her to dress up Xiao Xiaolu.
Xiao Xiaolu didn't want to wear heavy makeup, so she struggled with makeup for a long time, and finally she put on a pure nude makeup by herself, but the current "cosmetics" are really incomparable with the future.
After nightfall, the little ghosts lifted the sedan chair to pick up the bride.
When Xiao Xiaolu was carried to the scene of the wedding ceremony by the bumpy sedan chair, she almost vomited out. As soon as she got out of the sedan chair, she saw the man who had taken off his armor and was only wearing a dark kimono. Under the reflection, it was as if a layer of soft holy light had been cast on him, making his entire outline look much softer.
The man looked up at the bright and bright moon, the silver hair hanging behind him was swaying with the cool night wind, and there were red and yellow horns on both sides of his cheeks along his forehead, and the moment Xiao Xiaolu got off the sedan chair, Those golden eyes looked over.
Ibaraki Doji stepped towards Xiao Xiaolu's direction and walked step by step. At that moment, she only felt that her mind was blank. Even now, she thought it was just a very real dream that she had. Standing quietly in front of her in military uniform, she only hoped that this dream could last a little longer.
During the whole process, a group of little monsters were making noise. Shuten-douji sat on one side drinking with Ibaraki-douji, while Xiao Xiaolu sat resting under the big tree on the other side. After sitting in the sedan chair, her buttocks and waist felt very uncomfortable.
Xiao Xiaolu looked at the cheering monsters around the bonfire in front of her. Only now did she have some time of her own to figure out what happened.
She grabbed the back of her hand again, it was very painful, this should not be a dream, no dream has such a real feeling, she drank the wine of Jiu Tun Douzi, the hot feeling in her throat and tongue was not fake, in the During the time when I hugged Ibaraki Doji, the hardness of the armor, the body temperature of the man transmitted to her through the armor, and the unique smell of the man were all real.
"If all this is not a dream..."
Why did she come here, what is the relationship between her and the "Shigure" in the mouths of the group of little ghosts she met at the beginning, and the situation in front of her. On the first day she came to the world of Onmyoji, she married Ibaraki Doji! ?
It's unreal, it's too unreal, the last one is the most unbelievable, okay? Friends who play Onmyoji, whether they are rotten or not, know that Ibaraki-douji is not a womanizer, but he is only for Shuten-douji, his best friend.
But it was this kind of Ibaraki-douji who actually agreed to marry her, a woman whom he had only met once, even though he was still for Shuten-douji.
Shuten-douji was still drinking, and Ibaraki-douji next to him suddenly remembered that he had been sitting here since just now, where is that woman?
Ibaraki Doji turned his head and glanced around, and saw at a glance the girl who was meditating under the big tree farthest from them. Her long black hair was pressed between the trunk and her back, and a few strands of black hair hung over the girl. In front of her chest, the hanging hair that covers her face in the middle makes her face smaller.
Shuten-douji followed his gaze, then stood up suddenly, and said loudly: "You all listen to me, Shigure is my sister from today on, if any of you dare not give her Save face, don't blame me for being rude!"
After Jiu Tun Doji uttered such bold words, a group of little ghosts began to flatter Xiao Xiaolu, offering all kinds of delicious food and wine to her, breaking the calm she had finally obtained, and she drank too much after a while.
And what happened just tonight is something Ibaraki-douji will never forget in his life, and it is also a topic that Shuten-douji will often use to tease him in the days to come.
Xiao Xiaolu will go crazy after drinking too much. At first she said that she would present a dance for everyone. The dance was still in the Pure Land of Bliss, but there was no music. Xiao Xiaolu searched her pocket for a long time but couldn't find her mp3. Finally, she decided to sing by herself jump by yourself.
Shuten-douji is completely in a state of watching the show now, and he doesn't intend to stop it at all. Instead, he is secretly happy that he has chosen the right person. With her kind of troublesome energy, let's see how Ibaraki-douji will pester him in the future.
He didn't have the slightest sense of guilt for cheating his friends, it really is the True Friends series.
I just started to jump two steps, but when I jumped to the butterfly step, my legs broke, and one of them couldn't stand still, and sat straight on the ground. There was also an innocent expression on the girl's drunken blush face, "Uh... "
Ibaraki Doji couldn't stand it any longer. After all, it was the woman he married, and it was his who lost in front of all the monsters.
So Ibaraki-douji strode over, stretched out his paws, and picked up the woman on the ground, but Xiao Xiaolu hugged his arm and didn't let go. Ibaraki-douji realized this, and couldn't help but feel a little shocked. His paw touched it and it was fine.
"Forgot to tell you, this woman is from the priestess clan." Shuten-douji said.
"What did you say!"
Ibaraki-douji suddenly increased the decibel, which startled Xiao Xiaolu. She looked up at Ibaraki-douji, pouted and said, "You are vicious..."
Ibaraki Doji: "..."
Shuten-douji: "Hahaha."
Ibaraki-douji ignored the girl hanging on his arm, and turned to Shuten-douji who was gloating, "Is what you just said true? This guy is from the priestess family?"
"I have to lie to you? The blood of the witch clan has the blood of the gods. How about it, the daughter-in-law I found for you is special enough!"
"..."
"What? Are you afraid?"
Perhaps he was provoked by Jiu Tun-douji's words, but Ibaraki-douji replied immediately: "Hmph, don't say that she has the blood of the gods, she is a god, and I can marry as well."
"You were quite unwilling before this."
"This is..." Ibaraki-douji was speechless. Seeing the playful smile of his best friend, he once again deeply realized how wicked Shuten-douji was, but even so, in his mind Among them, Shuten-douji is still his most longing object, "In short, what I promised will definitely be done."
Ibaraki-douji turned around, and the girl still hugged his arm and kept rubbing it. For a while, he really didn't know what to do. He had never encountered such a situation since he was born, so he said that the woman was wrong.
"Shigure." Shuten-douji finally decided to help Ibaraki-douji and shouted.
"Call me Xiaolu!"
Jiu Tun-douji was taken aback for a moment, and didn't think much about it, just took it as her nickname, "Okay, come here, Xiao Lu."
"I don't want to go there, I want Ibaraki!"
"It's not that I won't help you. It looks like this girl really likes you." Shuten-douji shrugged, and after receiving Ibaraki-douji's eyes asking for help again, he said, "Then what do you want to come down?"
Xiao Xiaolu: "I want Ibaraki to hug and kiss~"
Ibaraki Doji: "..."
Shuten-douji: "Hahahahaha—then you can give her a kiss!"
Ibaraki Doji: "..."
Xiao Xiaolu: "Do you all know that every time I see Ibaraki Doji's face and this perfect figure, I really want... really want... think..."
Shuten-douji: "What do you want to do?"
Xiao Xiaolu: "I really want to have sex with Ibaraki Doji, I can't believe it!"
After hearing these words, Ibaraki-douji was completely petrified in place, and only the heroic laughter of Shuten-douji and the noisy noise of the surrounding little monsters could be heard in his ears. This woman was labeled as "powerful", although this strength was somewhat different from the one he had always followed.
After saying this, Xiao Xiaolu hugged Ibaraki Doji's arm and fell asleep in a half-kneeling position on the ground, leaving him alone to bear the embarrassment from the surroundings.
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Chapter 699 21 hours ago -
Across the Worlds: I Got the System
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Rebirth of Bloody Romance
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Tragic Death and Rebirth: I flirted with the boss and the scumbag went crazy
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The bankrupt daughter reborn and broke off the engagement, and went to the countryside to raise pigs
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Super Rich: Become the Richest Man in One Second
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Quick Wear: The Villain's Beloved
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