[Onmyoji] I don't want to be dog food

My dad is the best dad in the world.

In the past, no matter how many Bodhidharma we wanted to eat, he would give it to us generously, keeping us healthy and fat for nothing.He often took us to the battlefield and fought side by side with Sister Xue Nu.

Abba never cared about us being the weakest little demons, we were treated equally and treated equally.We shikigami are harmonious, loving, kind and hardworking.

Everything is thanks to our best Abba in the world.

Similarly, we also like this kind of days when we don’t have gold coins or gouyu, we only think of going to brush the dungeons.

At ease; leisurely!

Every time I think of the youthful years when our Tianxie family and Qingming's father fought passionately, my heart is surging.We don't have any lofty pursuits, nor are we like those big monsters who think about doing such and such big things all day long.On the contrary, we monsters at the lowest level are very simple, and our goal is to accompany Dad forever, talk with him, fight with him, and grow old with him.

Although sometimes we like to play pranks and make Abba worry, it does not affect our kind and simple nature.

But since the arrival of Ibaraki Doji, it has completely changed Abba's attitude towards us, and also changed our peaceful and happy life.

Let’s just talk about the first day Ibaraki Doji came here. We vaguely remember that Seimei’s father was so happy that he flew up, holding the small Ibaraki seedlings that had not yet grown up, and ran around the courtyard again and again.

Yuan Boya, the idiot son of the landlord's family, also took several black lines for Qingming like this.Although Grandma Kagura always has a paralyzed face and doesn't like to express herself, we all know that her heart is just like Seimei's father, already turbulent!

The first day is nothing, let's talk about the second day.On that day, Qingming's father stuffed the red, white and blue Bodhidharma, which he had earned so hard over the years, into little Ci Miao one by one.Let him grow into a big Ibaraki in a short period of time, and tell us to treat him as a big boss in the future.

Next, I have to call Ibaraki Doji Ibaraki Big Brother.Otherwise, Abba should scold us again.

The first two days were like this, and the third day was even crazier!

"Abba is going to put you in the barrier today." Qingming's dad said so, before we agreed or not, he had already put away the barrier card, and then put us into the barrier one by one.

I heard from other shikigami who are a little higher than us in the dormitory, if you put them in the barrier, they either want you to defend the barrier, or they want to put you in the sidelines!In the past, our brothers were all called by my father to guard the courtyard, but now... the virgin crybaby is guarding it, and the barrier... is guarded by Mr. Ibaraki...

Therefore, we can only imagine that we were thrown into the limbo!

My elder brother, Tianxie Guichi, is a strong shikigami. When he heard Abba say this, he didn't resist: "We will do what Abba says, right! Tianxie Guiqing."

My second sister, Tianxieguiqing, likes to carry kites, and thinks that everything my dad does is right: "Huhahe, what dad does is for the good of others, what do you think, Tianxieguiqing?"

The third brother, Tianxieguilu, is more mischievous, always carrying a feather board on his back, he only loves Dad: "We don't care, as long as Dad is happy, Tianxieguihuang thinks the same way, right?"

The fourth brother, Tianxiegui Huang, is very good at playing drums. He is the closest to me: "I agree! There are Bodhidharma and so on! I remember that sister Tianxiegui is the favorite, but where is she now?"

The above are my brothers, because they are red, blue, green and yellow, so they seem to be called the color team by the dad next door as a joke.

Tianxieguiqing said: "Huhahe, sister Tianxiegui seems to want to meet that new big monster."

That's right, sister Tianxiegui, that's me.

A humble little monster living at the bottom of the demon world, the most inconspicuous little monster.

My previous job was to guard the courtyard.Don't think that this is an easy job. If Dad Qingming wants to go out to explore, this task will become extremely difficult.

I want to monitor whether the little paper figurines are making sushi regularly, otherwise Dad and the others will not have enough physical strength to fight.I also need to supervise whether the little paper man delivered the letter on time, and whether the signature was delivered in time. If it was delivered a little late or did not receive it, it may cause Dad not to receive the reward he deserves.

It is the most difficult thing to persist in this boring job year after year and day after day.However, I am still diligent and conscientious in my job, working hard and working hard.

Because we all love Abba, we all take for granted what He says to us.

The moment my father announced that he was going to live with Mr. Ibaraki, my world began to crumble.For example, when eating, it already shows how incompatible we are.

Boss Ibaraki always dislikes us little monsters, and he is always on guard against us stealing the wine from his best friend.

"Why are you looking for me? Xiao Yao is not qualified to sit at the same table with me to eat! The only one who can sit with me is that man! Shuten Doji!"

My heart is cold.

Aggrieved, we took the sushi rice rolls to the edge of the enchantment and squatted, stuffing small sushi pieces into our mouths, weeping silently, as if we heard the miserable sound of the erhu floating from afar.

However, as long as Dad decides, we must obey obediently.

Qingming's father regularly delivered Bodhidharma to Ibaraki every day, and he even presented Bodhidharma in front of Boss Ibaraki with both hands: "Ibaraki, here's Bodhidharma, you can eat whatever you want, so let the newcomers eat less .”

Qingming's father sent a beautiful big robe to Mr. Ibaraki: "Ibaraki, my father bought a new skin for you a long time ago. Does it look good?"

"Abba, what about us?" This is the most common question we ask these days.

"Boss Ibaraki has just arrived, so you should give way." This is the most frequently answered sentence by Qingming's father these days.

I don't expect extravagant clothes, but...

Why even the chance to eat Bodhidharma should be deprived.

We really can't bear the days of being neglected by Dad.

No, this is not the dad we used to know.

Because in order to make that Ibaraki Doji, my father spent day and night, little by little, the physical strength we had accumulated through hard work, and used it all to beat his awakening materials and soul.

What we want is the lazy and relaxed Abba in the past, not the exhausted him now.Every time we look at his haggard face, we feel dejected.

None of us wanted to make Dad suffer, but none of us dared to say it.

Sister Xuenv is even more important, because she is the main force of Abba's output, so she has to follow Abba Qingming to collect materials, royal souls, and gold coins.Recently, Sister Xue Nu no longer has the usual indifferent face, replaced by a face that is unlovable.

The eldest brother Tianxie Guichi often had to slap his butt on the battlefield where he used materials, souls, and gold coins, and his ass was swollen. When he came back, he was always in pain for several days, and it was so painful that he couldn't sleep at night.

The second sister, Tianxie Guiqing, was speeding up for her comrades on the battlefield, and her voice was hoarse.The third brother Tianxie Guilu and the fourth brother Tianxie Guihuang are even more miserable. Because they often use their hands, the bones in their arms are all misaligned.

So, I decided to talk to the new Ibaraki Doji about life, from poetry to poetry to philosophy of life.

In the enchantment, Big Boss Ibaraki just came back from defending.I have been waiting here for a long time.Well... Actually I've been here all along, Abba put me here.

"Are you the big brother Ibaraki that Dad talks about all day?" Although I was crossing my legs, I couldn't pretend to be a big brother.It's like what humans often say, even if you wear a dragon robe, you don't look like a prince.

"Huh? Is there something wrong?" Boss Ibaraki had another small expression of disgust, and he went to the little paper figurine to eat some sushi.

"Abba has been working hard recently." I started to talk about homework.This is the skill of speaking. Generally, when interrogating others, you can’t directly talk about you, you, how, how, and how you are, and who is hurting so-and-so.To put it mildly would be easier to accept.

"Yeah, he said he would help you to rise up to the stars." Mr. Ibaraki chewed on the sushi with relish, and sat down cross-legged.

When it was said that I was going to be promoted to a star, I felt curious.Because some of our brothers have just been promoted to stars not long ago, according to my father's procrastination, we will not be allowed to be promoted again immediately.

"Us? Ascension? Why?"

Mr. Ibaraki swallowed the chewed sushi, but replied indifferently: "Seimei said, I'm going to be promoted to five stars, but you only have four stars."

what? !

This means... Dad... no...

If you say that, is Dad thinking... is he trying to use all five members of our Tianxiegui family to help Big Boss Ibaraki ascend to the stars?

No way, Dad!Absolutely not!

I can't believe that Dad, who loves us the most, wants to feed us to the new monster.There is no basis for saying it, so let's take this question to test what Qingming's father thinks.

"It's getting late, Qingming said that he would take me to hunt mountain rabbits." After eating and drinking enough, Mr. Ibaraki said "Boom!" and disappeared in the blink of an eye.

Wait a minute, when did Dad start to challenge the impossible task like others to challenge the mountain rabbit rampage?

I fell into deep despair, and now I really want to bring back the former Qingming father and pull him out of the infinite abyss of fighting.

Fake talismans are harmful, in order to protect the status of us little monsters in Abba's heart, before he goes mad, I must find a way to make that big brother Ibaraki automatically and consciously accept his burden and leave.

The author has something to say:

Hello everyone, I am the dad in the article.Yes, after I got Ibaraki, I always did this, hehehe.

The battle of wits and bravery between N cards and SSR cards for favor every day!

It's not a lifetime series, let's get into the pit with peace of mind, I'm still very hardworking!