[Onmyoji] I don't want to be dog food

The next day, I counted my fingers and found out that everything went well with today's itinerary.

Watching the astrology last night, the stars are arched against the moon, and the Big Dipper is in the south. It is calculated that today will be auspicious, and it is a good time to challenge Boss Ibaraki.

Although the wind was bitter, the sky was freezing, and it was freezing to the bone, but it couldn't stop Seimei's father's determination to take Ibaraki to brush the dungeon.In the eyes of outsiders, he worked hard to get rich and dared to challenge, but in my opinion, that was too tiring.There must be something I need to ask Abba, so I went to the Summoning Pool to find him.

In the summoning pool, Abba is drawing symbols with one stroke.

It was a precious blue talisman, and perhaps there was only one.

I saw with my own eyes the little paper man, the red light flashed, and the summoning formation came out. Qingming's father closed his eyes and chanted a mantra softly, sweating, and affectionately called out to the shikigami in his heart, but in the end, I saw only a kappa rubbing water polo .According to my father, it is a low-profile version of Ibaraki.

Abba first hammered his chest hard, and then took it back to the soul without hesitation.I silently pray for this shikigami who just came out not long ago, hoping that he can find a master who can truly appreciate him.

Perhaps, monsters like our Tianxiegui don't need to take it back and return their souls.Because of this, I am more worried, always feel that we may be fed at any time.

Taking advantage of Qingming's free time, I stepped forward and said, "Abba, I want to..."

Qingming slapped the ground, holding his head: "Abba is going to hunt mountain rabbits now, it's annoying, and my Ibaraki will be turned into a paper man in one lap!"

I adjusted my mood, and then said: "Abba, listen to me..."

Qingming slapped his fan, and said to himself: "For Ibaraki, what kind of soul should I put on him? Hmm... it's better to accelerate, the soul is not enough... let's take a few off Zai'er. "

In order for Qingming to hear what I said clearly, I have already stood in front of him: "Abba, I heard that you are going to help us get promoted..."

He was ignoring me, got up, turned around, and picked up the black egg next to him: "Ah, by the way, I forgot to feed Ibaraki Bodhidharma today, so let's go."

"..."

I can't talk at all.

That's no way, my purpose today is not only that.Sometimes I really have nothing to do and go to the enchantment to find Big Brother Ibaraki.Today's luck is so good, this great opportunity cannot be wasted.

In the deep winter, the biting wind got into the gaps in the clothes.Even though I had wrapped a scarf to cover my mouth and nose before going out, and put on a sheep felt hat, it still couldn't completely block the wind and frost, as well as the vast snow.From this, I don't understand how Shikigami, who wears the same set of clothes all year round, survived.

Why don't you need to change your clothes when the cold comes and goes in summer?

Out of respect for the boss, I first greeted him and said something polite: "Brother Ibaraki? Are you free?"

Boss Ibaraki turned his head and was holding a black dharma in his hand. The places where he had bitten left traces of teeth.From it, I could hear Mr. Bodhidharma crying.So far, I still believe that even though Mr. Bodhidharma is dead, his soul is fused with our flesh and blood, and his death is worthy of death.Naturally, I have great respect for them.

However, when I saw with my own eyes that Ibaraki did not treat Mr. Bodhidharma with all his heart, I felt a little sullen in my heart.

Seeing that someone was coming, Mr. Ibaraki threw Mr. Heidama, right in the middle of the little paper figurine who was rolling the sushi, and just like that, the little paper figurine passed out.

Moreover, he treated me badly: "Hmph, ghost girl?"

It is an uncomfortable behavior to give others nicknames without their consent.Also, he threw Bodhidharma casually and made the little paper man faint, so who will make the sushi today?

In this way, my impression of Mr. Ibaraki has dropped a bit.

I corrected myself and stated my purpose for today: "It's not a ghost sister, but a ghost sister from Tianxie. I heard that you are very powerful, so I want to challenge you."

Boss Ibaraki smiled devilishly: "Hahaha!! You are just a little monster, and you still want to challenge me?"

Judging by his arrogant appearance, he seems very sure.

Of course, the reaction to Mr. Ibaraki's current reaction is also within my expectations.In this regard, I have long been sure.

The inside of the barrier is much warmer than the outside. I took off the scarf, folded it neatly and put it aside, gearing up: "No, it's boring to fight all the time. Let's play guessing fist."

Boss Ibaraki was displeased: "What is this kind of thing? It's not about strength at all, it's just luck."

In order to get the consent of the big brother, first of all, I have to explain and analyze the importance of the decisive victory of the boxing game in detail: "You don't know something, big brother, this little game is a test of psychological quality. On the battlefield, we not only need combat power, but also have excellent skills mental quality."

Great, very official explanation.I guess Mr. Ibaraki will accept my statement soon.

Boss Ibaraki tied up his long red hair casually.After only one day, he put on the new skin Qingming's father bought for him.

Envy others!

"Hahaha!! Okay, let's try it! Let me tell you first, I won, so don't bother me again."

"I won?"

Boss Ibaraki was confident: "You won't win."

The higher you praise yourself, the more painful your fall will be.This is the principle of the invariability of all things, the way of the invariability of the heaven and the earth.

I secretly smiled, calculated with my fingers, and determined that he must have fallen into my trick, so I thought I had it under control: "Then just watch."

Guessing takes the traditional form of three games and two wins.Mr. Ibaraki sat down cross-legged, I took off a thick snow-white cloak and overcoat, sat upright, and announced the start of the first round.In order to prevent anyone from cheating or cheating, Mr. Ibaraki captured a highly respected black Dharma as a witness.

In the first game, Ibaraki held his chin and stretched out five fingers. It can be seen that he was absent-minded and dismissive of such a guessing game.At the same time, I shot a fist.This round, he won.

He yawned, bored.

Very well, this is the effect I want. The various performances of Mr. Ibaraki are still within my expectations.

At the beginning of the second round, he already had an indifferent attitude and threw out fists casually. At the same time, I threw out bags.OK, yes I won, very good.Big brother Ibaraki couldn't believe it, he began to sit up straight, and continued to enter the third round of the decisive game.

Seeing Mr. Ibaraki's serious look, I think I can't help but laugh now, because I guessed that he will be out again in the next round.This is a matter of sixth sense, not luck.

In the third game, I made a scissors quickly, fluently, and simply.Sure enough, Mr. Ibaraki really put a bag.No, no, because I won, so, next, I don't need to call him a boss.

I was proud: "Okay, Ibaraki-sama, I won, and Bodhidharma..."

Boss Ibaraki finally showed that expression of how I would lose, how I lost, and I was so embarrassed: "You...you actually defeated me. No one can defeat me except Shuten-douji!"

He was slowly immersed in the world of losing, and couldn't listen to others well.

"..."

I was speechless, put on my cloak and scarf, turned around and left.It seems that this big brother Ibaraki needs to calm down by himself.

Ibaraki called from behind: "Woman!"

I turned my head: "It's not a woman, it's sister Tianxiegui."

I am afraid that Ibaraki is not very satisfied with the result just now, so he insisted on staying: "Woman, where are you going?!"

I sighed, turned around, and told him a truth that I hadn't been exposed for many years: "Please don't call me a woman, Ibaraki-sama, I'm actually a man."

He glanced at my breasts, then at his own, and laughed: "Hahaha, funny, man? Do men have breasts?"

I shook my head and tried my best to clarify this long-hidden secret: "Before I became a monster, I was a man, so my heart is a man."

Ibaraki stood up, walked in front of me, carefully looked at my whole body, and then came to such a conclusion: "So, men can wear skirts? Are you kidding me?"

Hehe, funny.

"Ah... How should I explain this? To be precise, men can also wear skirts, so you can try it too. It's getting late, and I really have to go."

I really have to go, I can't stay in the place where the barrier is defending for too long, others will think that I am here to defend the barrier.

Ibaraki obviously didn't want me to go, so he grabbed my shoulder with his claws, forced me to turn around, and asked face to face, "...Hey! Where are you going?"

I emphasized my name again and again, and hoped that he could give me a more normal address: "It's sister Tianxiegui, go make sushi, the little paper man was knocked unconscious by you, what should I do if I don't have the strength."

"Tomorrow, here, fighting skills."

"No, I don't want to do it, good night."

Originally, if you win this time, you win, and if you lose, you lose. I didn't think about competing again next time.This trick is called playing hard to get. I have to let Boss Ibaraki remember this failure forever, so that he will feel extremely aggrieved.

Since ancient times, the rule of the strong has been: it is better to be defeated by the strong than to be subdued by the weak.This is a characteristic shared by everyone. The strong are very easy to be ridiculed by the weak and hold grudges, so they ignite arrogance.

Disturbance is taboo.

This time I did fight a victory, and the win was beautiful.

The little paper figurine making sushi was knocked unconscious by Ibaraki with Dharma. My job is to replace it. After working hard all day, I can have a holiday tomorrow.With the joy of today's victory, I sleep peacefully.

The next day, Qingming's father came to the enchantment to look for me, and he looked anxious.

The door was open, and the cold wind was blowing. Impatient with the cold, I rubbed my eyes, wrapped the quilt tightly, and asked, "Abba, what's the matter?"

Qingming said: "Sister Tianxiegui, today the little paper figurines sweeping the courtyard and giving rewards fell ill."

I immediately understood the meaning of Qingming's father: "Do you want me to take them?"

Qingming's father was very happy: "Sure enough, you are the smartest one! You immediately understood my father's mind."

No matter what Abba says we must obey.I was speechless, so I could only get up early, braving the cold winter, silently picked up the broom with one hand, and tidied up the envelope with the other.

However, the snow is not easy to sweep.

Turning my head to look, I found that Ibaraki was rubbing the ball, leaning against the cherry blossom tree, looking at me with a condescending expression.

From this, I probably know who did it.

Well, there are people beyond people, and there is sky beyond the sky. This man has Dad's favor, and he can do anything.So I have to endure the humiliation and think of another way to pour out the arrogance of this big guy.

The author has something to say:

It's so exciting to run away after teasing Mr. Ibaraki!

The next chapter is high energy!The next chapter is high energy!Sister Tianxiegui is not a man, she said that because she wanted to tease Ibaraki.

(It seems that a chapter has been drawn, so repost it) The daily update cannot be guaranteed, and the weekly update can still be completed.