Brother beggar, don't wave to guard the gate

Ellery posted a photo of his abs online, which caused major losses mainly in the UK but throughout Europe and even the world—the monitors were wet, damaged and unusable, causing hundreds of thousands of monitors to be repaired. repair.

This week's display prices have grown a wave.The high-quality and cheap rice brand display screens from China took the opportunity to enter the European market.For this reason, the chairman of the rice company, Yu Tian, ​​​​who often appears in ghost animal videos, plans to contact Mendez to find a European spokesperson for his products.

Of course, this kind of large-scale 'destruction' of the display screen cannot be done by Elleric alone.Although he is handsome, and his abs have clear and attractive lines, after all, his number of fans is less than 1000 million, and if the damage to 10,000+ monitors is all caused by Elleric alone, the proportion is too high. A little higher.

It was the followers who really caused the display tragedy.

After Elleric posted a photo of his abdominal muscles, Ronaldo was the first to express dissatisfaction.

Haha, isn't it the abs?

Can this abs look as good as mine?

With this tightly covered figure, she lifted up the hem of her clothes to reveal half of her abs, secretly thinking about what she would look like!

Why don't you dare to show the mermaid line?

Regardless of whether others dare or not, Mr. Luo dares anyway.

So Ronaldo also posted a photo of his abdominal muscles. The background of Ronaldo's photo is the treadmill at his feet, and he deliberately pulled down the sweatpants a little bit, just revealing the mermaid line, but not too much - after all, that is a different price.

Only when shooting magazines can I reveal so much.The body that has just been exercising has a thin layer of sweat, which makes the abdominal muscles in Ronaldo's photo look very... attractive.

The number of fans of Ronaldo is many times that of Elle Rico, and not only fans, but also many players who have mutual relations with Ronaldo, so when Ronaldo posts a photo of his abs, many old opponents automatically take it as It was a provocation, and I also sent some photos.

The fateful opponent—Messi first updated Twitter with no expression on his face. There was no one but Aite. It seemed that it was just a whim. He lifted up the hem of his jersey and stuffed it on his chest. A photo of the abs.Messi also only left this photo without saying a word.However, fans and players who follow La Liga feel the aura of storms coming.

The No. [-] Messi in AC Milan, referred to as Ibrahimovic (Ibrahimovic) sent a congratulatory message. In his selfie, he seemed to be taking off his clothes halfway, and then gave himself took a selfie.After filming and posting on Twitter, he tweeted about Messi and asked: how about mine?

Messi couldn't pretend to be mistaken and sent a picture and hurried away. He replied to Ibrahimovic very seriously: You are in good condition!

Ibrahimovic, who was encouraged by Messi, immediately took a few more photos and made a nine-square grid.

The enemy army was too fierce, and Ronaldo began to call on his friends to send some photos.Then in less than 5 minutes, the players of the Real Madrid football team showed off their abs in various photos.Even the goalkeeper Igor Casillas (Saint Casillas) said something: always wearing a goalkeeper uniform, everyone does not know that I have abs.Then posted a picture.

The only thing that was not issued was Kaka.

After the World Cup, Kaka's left knee meniscus injury recurred, and he returned to Madrid for physical therapy only recently after receiving treatment.Kaka, who has been unable to do high-intensity exercise, lifted up her clothes, and found that her abdominal muscles had disappeared, and then silently put down the hem of her clothes.

Kaka secretly made up his mind, and when he successfully returns from physical therapy, he will send another photo of his abs to support Ronaldo!

When the time comes, he will post a full picture of his upper body, and he will say "I'm back, miss me?" He must be very handsome.

Waiting for Kaka to recover in a few months, netizens who saw this tweet:? ? ?Roca teaches that this is sugar?

However, Rooney, who seemed to be abandoned by his own goalkeeper recently, was not to be outdone, and made up his mind to regain his favor. He also posted a photo of his abdominal muscles and said: I have it too!

In the end, the number of likes was less than half of Ibrahimovic's, not to mention the number of likes catching up with Messi and Ronaldo.

Rooney wondered if the fans didn't love him anymore, and opened a comment with a little surprise.

#Well, I watched for a long time, and vaguely saw the outline of the abdominal muscles#

#I drew a circle with a red pen, which is Rooney's abs!He really has! #

#I heard that fat paper also has abdominal muscles...just hide them under the flesh#

#Who said we Rooney are fat!We Rooney are just strong#

Rooney silently turned off his phone, and he decided to uninstall Twitter.

This evening, many football stars posted photos of their abs on Twitter.There were still a few people who were embarrassed, but when they saw that Rooney had posted all of them, they became bolder.

For a while, the entire Twitter seemed to be holding a beauty contest for abs, all of which were pictures of abs.There are also many online celebrity fitness coaches who follow suit, and they all publish their own photos.

This is the real reason for the scrapping of 10,000+ monitors all over the world!

Generally, when encountering such a "big event", it will become a hot search on the headlines that lasts for a few days, or even a week.

But following the match between Manchester United and Newcastle the next day, only some newspapers and websites were still stuck in "Why are [-] monitors scrapped?" "On this kind of news.

The headlines of the sports section of most serious sports newspapers and websites have all become one person-Michael Owen.

Manchester United's next game is against Newcastle in the Premier League.

Newcastle's jersey has always been black and white, which is similar to the feather color of the magpie, and the mascot of the Newcastle club is also a magpie.So many people also call the Newcastle team the Magpies.

Newcastle is the place where Irving, the son of chasing the wind, transferred from Real Madrid, where the superstar was buried, back to the Premier League, and started again with his dream.

Owen brought countless goals and victories to Newcastle, and won glory in Newcastle.Also in Newcastle, got numerous injuries.

On the last day of 2005, Owen suffered a broken fifth metatarsal bone in his right foot during Newcastle's game against Tottenham, and then had to put a steel nail on his right foot.

Irving was injured again in May 2007.

Irving tore his ankle ligament in January 2009 and will be out for six weeks.

Even so, Owen seized every opportunity to appear and scored for Newcastle, who joined United after Newcastle were relegated from the bottom of the league.

Against his old club, Owen's mood is a bit complicated.

In the eyes of everyone, this son of chasing wind, who is old and has been defeated by injuries, suddenly wants to fight, wants to prove himself in front of the fans in his "hometown", that he can still play football, and is still the boy chasing wind .

Three minutes after the start of the game, Owen dribbled the ball straight after receiving a pass from the midfielder.

Owen's speed is very fast. When he ran, he felt that the wind was about to be left behind him.

Those Newcastle players who tried to stop him seemed to be in slow motion. When they ran towards Owen, they were overtaken by Owen.

That speed is unmatched.

In the 4th minute of the game, Manchester United scored a goal from Owen.

Seeing this goal, Irving jumped up happily, ran around the sidelines, and waved to all the fans who came to watch the game.

"From the goal just now, we seem to see the son of the wind chaser who swept past the Argentine defenders like the wind in 98."

"The dream-chaser boy who walked against the wind seems to be back again."

Andy Gray's commentary brought many fans back to the 98 World Cup, the boy in his early 18s who was recognized by everyone.

At that time, Owen became famous at a young age.He signed with Liverpool at the age of 15 and scored 5 goals in just 11 games in the FA Youth Cup the following year.

Owen spent eight years in the Red Army Liverpool, played 216 games for Liverpool, scored 118 goals, and averaged one goal in every two games. This kind of efficiency is very terrible in today's football. .

It's a pity that Owen left Liverpool to join Real Madrid.That galaxy ship is the happy place for the superstars and the place where the dreams of many players are broken.

When Irving joined Real Madrid, Real Madrid also had the alien Ronaldo and Bernabéu's eternal prince Raul on the forward line.

Owen, who can only come off the bench, played 36 games in Real Madrid and scored 13 goals. He is the player with the highest scoring efficiency in La Liga in the 04-05 season.

But Real Madrid doesn't know how to cherish such a top striker.In other words, Real Madrid's strikers have never lacked top strikers.

After the season, Real Madrid also intends to introduce Julio Cesar Baptista and Robson De Sousa, making Irving a fifth striker.Unable to bear the days of long-term substitutes, Owen moved back to Newcastle.

The former chasing boy, Real Madrid wasted a lot of time in his peak period, and he was also full of injuries when he returned to Newcastle.He was no longer the boy in people's memory who wanted to shout excitedly every time he saw him run wildly with the ball.

But just now, the 31-year-old Irving once again led the fans to find that extraordinary visual enjoyment.

On 44 minutes into the game, United got a well-placed set-piece.

Manchester United's former No. 7 used to have an excellent free kick, such as Beckham and Ronaldo.

Manchester United's current No. 7's free kick skills are relatively average. Owen's excellence lies in his shooting skills and speed, and his awareness of grabbing points is also very prominent.So for this set kick, Irving didn't want to rush to take the penalty.

Ellery took a look at the frontcourt, so you push me, I will accommodate you, before no one takes the set kick, he just walked forward a few steps, feeling a little urge to step forward.

I don’t know if he saw the longing in Elleric’s eyes, Rooney gestured to Irving, and stood directly on the penalty spot, ready to kick off

No one is good at free kicks, so arrange tactical set-pieces.

Rooney took a few steps back and started a run-up, looking as if he was about to bombard the goal heavily, and the defensive players were a little nervous.

One of Newcastle's defenders flew forward the moment Rooney kicked, intending to block Rooney's shooting path with his body.

Who knows, Rooney looked like he was going to hit the goal hard with his right foot, lightly flicked the ball, and passed it directly to Owen in front right.

Irving started running after receiving the ball.

No. 6 Williamson of Newcastle saw that Owen was not far away from him, so he planned to surround him personally. Before Williamson got close to Owen and stretched out his hand to stop him, Owen had already run behind Williamson.

Owen accelerated, and Sir Alex Ferguson couldn't help standing up, clenched his fists, looking forward to scoring.

Owen lived up to Sir Alex Ferguson's hopes. Owen cut into the middle from the right, and when he saw that the goalkeeper was about to attack, he directly pushed a shot.Newcastle's goal was once again pierced by him.

Manchester United lead 2:0.

It was Irving's second goal of the game.

After seeing the ball go in, Irving raised his hands and roared loudly.

He wants to shout to himself and to the whole of Europe that he can still play, he can do it.

Some Newcastle fans covered their mouths and cried.

They are not crying because their goal has been scored twice.

But for the Michael Owen who they had expected to save Newcastle, the Michael Owen who was still lingering in the Magpies with scars.

"Irving!!! You are the best!" I don't know which fan shouted this simple shout.

Ellery sounded like he was behind him, in the stands of the Newcastle fans.

Soon, this cheering sound became the common shout of all the fans in the entire Old Trafford stadium.

"Owen! Come on!"

"Owen!! We love you!"

"Owen!"

Amidst the shouts of the fans, the game entered the intermission.Owen also walked into the locker room amidst the shouts of everyone.

"You performed very well in the first half, keep going." Ferguson ended his half-time speech in rare ten seconds, walked out, and gave the players time to rest.

Owen sat on the bench, gulping water, panting.

To be honest, he is really not young anymore.Many players of his age have already started to play with awareness and experience.But Irving's hallmark is his unmatched speed.So every time he plays, Irving will run desperately, dribble past people, and try to find opportunities to shoot.

"Michael has scored two, and I want to score one too." Rooney looked at Elle Rico aggrievedly.

Eleryk ruthlessly pushed away the big head that was leaning against him. "Acting like a baby really doesn't work, how many times do I have to tell you before you believe me?"

Rooney froze for a moment, recalling his wife's expression when he refused to let his wife Colleen buy it.

So Rooney widened his eyes, bit his lower lip, and looked at Ele Rick.

I don't know how Lu Xiaopang did it, but there were tears in his eyes.

"Al~"

Elleric got goosebumps.No one has ever called him Al except Ronaldo! !

Even Ronaldo was able to call him that because he wanted to comfort the crybaby who felt that he was excluded at Manchester United and didn't have a real friend. Elleric agreed to call him that, as a good friend Between nicknames...

"Really, being coquettish doesn't work, stop it." Eleryke said to Rooney seriously with a straight face.

Rooney continued to recall his wife's actions, pinching her fingers into an orchid finger gesture: "I hate it~"

"My lord is bad!! Elery is throwing up!! Who will keep the goal in the second half!!"

In the second half of the game, Ellery still played, but the price was that Rooney was scolded by Ferguson, forcing a peaceful intermission into Ferguson's "hairdryer" session.

Sir Alex still only gave Irving 60 minutes for this game.After playing 10 to 15 minutes in the second half, Ferguson will replace Owen.After all, Owen's physical strength is not enough to support him to play the whole game.

After the start of the second half, Newcastle broke out a violent attack.Probably because Irving, a Newcastle senior, scored two goals, the Newcastle players suddenly became full of motivation.

Newcastle's forwards, No. 9 Carroll and No. 17 Smith, and midfielder No. 7 Button, have advanced their positions, making them closer to Manchester United's goal.

Except for Irving waiting for opportunities in the frontcourt and Rooney running all over the ground looking for opportunities, Manchester United's players basically stayed in their half.

"We can see that Manchester United's defensive formation has come out. It is not easy for Newcastle to break through such a Manchester United." Andy Gray looked at the situation on the field and was explaining, "Even Manchester United's Greenwald Stay in front of the door safely and don't give Newcastle an opportunity."

"What? Some netizens asked me, why do I mention that the goalkeeper is safely in front of my house?"

"This netizen, is this your first time watching a Manchester United game?"

"I don't want to talk about this kind of thing. I watch the video of the previous game at home, or ask the kind netizens to explain it to you!"

"Oh, let's ignore the question just now, the situation on the field has changed subtly!"

"Newcastle's No. 7 Barton passed the ball backwards to No. 4 Nolan. Nolan made a long pass and passed it directly to Carroll who ran into the Manchester United half."

"Manchester United sent 5 defenders in this game, but they still missed them!"

"Let's take a look. It's No. 23 Evans' fault. His man-marked Smith and Carroll switched positions, which directly made this young defender miss out."

"Now Smith entered the penalty area of ​​Manchester United, Manchester United 15 Vidic came to interfere, intending to steal the ball."

"Hey, we saw Manchester United's goalkeeper making a gesture to let go and shouting? What's the situation?"

Vidic wanted to interfere with Smith's shot, but he happened to get in between Alerico and Smith. Alerico waved his hand directly, "Vidic, freeze!"

Vidic stopped directly in place.

As a defender, he often has to obey the goalkeeper's command when defending, even if their Manchester United goalkeeper is a young player who is usually unreliable.

Vidic stopped, and of course Smith would not be polite, kicking and shooting directly.

Ellery jumped up, hugged the ball firmly, and kicked the ball out the moment he landed.

Seeing that Ferguson had greeted Nani to warm up on the sidelines, Owen, who knew that he would be replaced soon, actually felt that his strength was about to be exhausted.

In an official game, his usual limit is 60 minutes. What's more, he scored two goals in this game and celebrated for a long time, which has already exhausted a lot of energy.

Owen felt that he was almost unable to run anymore. Even if Ferguson didn't mention substitutions, it is estimated that Owen was about to signal Sir Alex Ferguson to find someone to replace him.

But Owen is still a little unwilling.

He feels that his sense of scoring today is really good, and he thinks he can still score goals.

The word hat-trick is far away from him, but he still wants to try it.

Heroes are late and old.

But the former golden boy did not give up.

Even if it is due to exhaustion, even if it cannot recover its strength in the next two games and cannot participate, even if it will be injured again in the face of heavy siege.

Owen chose to run.

The figure who was staggering a few minutes ago took out all the stamina he had saved when moving forward slowly. He squeezed his body and pushed himself to the limit. Run for your life.

The fans at Old Trafford rose to their feet.

Many fans in front of the TV stood up.

In those years, the fans who loved Chaser so much covered their mouths and held tears, watching how Irving almost staggered under the pressure of the defender, and still shot the ball into the Newcastle gate.

Owen, hat trick.

That's why the headline in the next day's newspaper was Irving, and it had to be Irving.

The son of chasing the wind is back.

"The Return of the Wind Chaser"

"The Wind We Chased Together in Those Years"

"Irving's first hat-trick in the new season! "

"He's only 31, and he's still at his peak! "

Although the headlines have various names, they all said one thing. In Manchester United's first Premier League game this season, Irving, who started the game, scored three goals against Newcastle in 60 minutes of game time.After completing the hat-trick, he was replaced by a substitute player and enjoyed the applause of the entire Old Trafford stadium.

When the third goal was scored, Irving knelt on the ground, sobbing.

He wanted to ask about this football world, about this world, do you still remember that chasing son who went through thousands of sails and returned as a young man!

Both Manchester United fans and Newcastle fans in Old Trafford are applauding for Owen, and many fans are shouting

"Owen doesn't cry!"

"Come on, Owen!"

Although his own goal was pierced three times, Newcastle fans still like Owen who has played for Newcastle for four years, scored many goals for Newcastle, and suffered many injuries in Newcastle.

For such a player who has been injured and brought happiness to them, the Newcastle fans are really happy for him to return to the top.

When Manchester United's substitute players were about to play, Owen was still kneeling on the ground. These three goals exhausted all his strength, and this time he cried so hard that he felt a little weak.

When the other teammates on the field were still happy for the [-]-[-] win in the first game of the Premier League, they also gave Owen some space to let him vent the depression and helplessness he had in his heart.

It wasn't until the substitute players ran back and forth on the sidelines that the players on the field realized whether they needed to help Owen off the field.

But the players on the field didn't have this chance to think, because Irving had been pulled up from the ground by a player in white.

Ellery helped Owen, who was crying until his legs were weak, and complained: "Why are you so weak, you just scored three goals and then you knelt on the ground?"

"You can't do it like this. You can't walk off the court by yourself after scoring three goals. It's the same as letting others slaughter you after you have released your big move."

"This kind of weakness after the big move sounds like the main character's life, but if you are in a card game, you are the best ssr!"

"That kind of big move is great, but it can't be easily used to make an ssr, it is equivalent to a sr! Your training priority is very low, boy."

Pulled up by his friends, Owen planned to thank his friends who spent so much time cooking so many delicacies for his recovery.

Hearing Elleric's triple-combo of complaints, Owen blurted out,

"What is SR?"

Owen spurned himself, he obviously wanted to say 'shut up', 'don't be poor', 'I'll hit you again' but he didn't, he just asked "what is sr."

If you give him another chance to speak, he will definitely say what he wants to say!

"What is ssr?"

Owen felt that he might not be saved.

Although the son of chasing the wind seems to be back, although he feels light and happy when running, just like him back then.

But his integrity may have been swallowed together with those healthy, delicious and beautiful Sixi glutinous rice balls.

Owen raised his arm and gave a high-five to Nani who came off the bench. He continued to listen to Alerrick explaining the difference between ssr and sr in card games. Elleric can chat.

When Sir Alex Ferguson saw the substitute come on the field and the referee was about to urge the celebration to end and restart the game, his eyelids twitched and he felt bad.

Elleric is still seriously explaining how difficult the probability of ssr is, and the story that he is not very European as a European.

The Sir directly pushed Elle Rico and told him to go back to guard the goal obediently.

The Newcastle players did plan to use the Manchester United goalkeeper to make a fast break when the goalkeeper was temporarily not at the gate, but before the midfield, the ball was taken away by Manchester United, and they had no choice but to defend.

And Ellery has no chance to run quickly to show off his extreme ball-saving ability again.

If Elrico was given this opportunity, then the next day's headlines would really be unknown.

Is it the returning son of the chaser, or the handsome and charming goalkeeper who is the ultimate savior?

At least, Elery, who was reading the headlines on his mobile phone the next day, felt that if he was given a chance, the headlines would definitely belong to him.

Yesterday's game gave Ellery the biggest feeling that Irving's physical strength is really a problem. How can he lose his legs after only 60 minutes?It's better to give him some cooking to replenish his strength.

While still thinking about what to burn tonight, Ellery received a call from Mendez.

"The kitchenware commercial has decided to sign you. You should be able to take time off when the Champions League draw is held in a few days to film the commercial."

Eleryk answered "Oh" very calmly and hung up the phone.

Elle Rico, who is not in the mood to chat with Mendes, is full of thoughts about cooking that can increase physical strength.

If it is done well, it can be widely sold, even if the effect is weakened a lot, it will definitely sell well!

Isn't there a market for Xiaolan Wan?

Men will never admit to eating Xiaolan Wan!But if you have a dish and a drink, it's definitely fine.

When the time comes, I will find Owen to speak for him, and he has already thought up the advertising words.

"As long as you have a glass, a hat-trick is not a dream!!"

Is it not direct enough?Do you want to just say x a few times?

Elle Rihua slapped himself hard, because the recent live broadcast of him driving tricks, the nickname given to him by fans has changed from King of Chicken Eaters, or Chicken King for short, to Black Chicken King...

He can no longer drive! The flag is set!

What is wrong with good cooking that enhances the physique? Sell it to hospitals, the army, fitness crowd, competitive athletes, why do you want to be a substitute for Xiaolan Wan?

Because you can make more money?

Elery took three seconds to think about it. He really didn't seem to be short of money.

If you are short of money, go back and inherit the family business!

Inheriting the family business = saving the world (crossed out) = conquering the world.

Thinking of this, Brother Beggar, who is going to inherit the family business if he can't play football, sighs deeply.

"Hey, why do you have so much trouble when you have money!"