Brother beggar, don't wave to guard the gate

"Fuck, Chris, why are you so excited!" Ozil was startled by the sound of Ronaldo snapping off the remote control, "Are you so happy to score a goal?"

C Luopi nodded with a smile, "Yes, I'm happy."

Ozil shuddered, feeling like he was asking the wrong question.

Ozil, who decided to change the subject, leaned on the sofa and began to fantasize, "Oh, I thought about it before, Ele Rico and Neuer are both goalkeepers, and both of them are German, so it's hard to choose. "

"Although it seems that Neuer has more experience, Elle Rico's skills are also very good. If I were the head coach of the German team, I might go crazy."

"It's different now, Neuer can keep the goal, and Elle Rico can strike forward hahahaha"

Ozil's ideas were scorned by all members of Real Madrid.

Germany's goalkeeper seats are tight, so is there a lot of forward seats?

There are a lot of German internationals at Bayern, everyone is fighting for a chance to play, but they can't grab it at all, okay!

Kaka patted Ozil, and said earnestly, "Mesut, think about it, Ellery is a goalkeeper, and it is better to assist with you? Or is he a striker, so many strikers ask you together Would it be better to ask for pancakes?"

Ozil's smile gradually disappeared and he began to tremble.

When you have troubles, and you find that someone is worse than you, your troubles will disappear without a trace.

In this way, Ronaldo can continue to watch the game calmly.

Ellery laughed all the way back to midfield, waiting for kick-off.

Rooney turned his head to look at Elleric, then scratched his head again, unable to guess what made Elleric so ridiculous.

But soon, Rooney also laughed foolishly.

Ellery, who has become a forward, can assist much more efficiently than when he is a goalkeeper.

The Birmingham players who finally started to defend Elle Rico can easily grab the ball from the foot of Elle Rico, who is poor in dribbling skills.

Ellery is not stupid. Knowing that he is easy to lose the ball, when he sees the defender running towards him, he immediately transfers the ball to Rooney.

When Ellery was in front of his own goal, Rooney could only receive long passes, and long passes would test skills more than short-range short passes due to the changing conditions on the field.

And now, Elery is right next to Rooney, and Rooney and Elery can do a two-for-one, passing Birmingham's defenders.

Seeing that only the goalkeeper was left in front of him, Alerrick raised his foot calmly——

Return the ball to Rooney.

Rooney's face was moved with the feeling of "fuck you can score, why don't you kick, brother, thank you for your kindness", and kicked the score to 3:0.

Ellery accepted Rooney's hug with a smile on his face, and when Rooney wanted to kiss him, he pushed Rooney's head away and asked Rooney to kiss Van der Sar.

Rooney ran all the way towards the front of his house and rushed over.

Ellery looked at this scene with his chest folded, thinking in his heart that he only owed one ball!

When the striker pays off the debt so quickly!

If you owe anyone the ball in the future, just tell Sir Alex Ferguson to be a striker to assist and pay back!

Kudos to my wit.

Ellery watched quietly as Van der Sar was gnawed on the cheek by Rooney.

Ellery could have sworn he saw Rooney's drool all over Van der Sar's face!

Van der Sar didn't dislike Rooney, who could feel the burrs on his head through the gloves. He just patted Rooney and told him to return to the court and prepare to kick off.

After Rooney ran back, Elery looked back at the scene where Rooney kissed Van der Sar, and suddenly had an idea.

"Wayne, what if we all scored goals and everyone kissed Edwin?"

"Everyone wants to score? Then..." Rooney looked up subconsciously, and the faces of the Birmingham players opposite him instantly turned black, "Isn't that going to kick a double digit..."

Elery tilted his head, "Can't you?"

Rooney lowered his voice, "The Premier League has never had such a big score before."

"Isn't that just a celebration for Edwin? Isn't it more meaningful?"

Rooney felt that Ellery might be beaten up by the opposing player, so Rooney coughed twice to let the opposing player realize that there is still him, a very lethal boxer, here.

And Rooney is still trying to appease Elrico.

"This matter is not easy to handle. You think we and Birmingham are not mortal enemies, nor have we had any enmity. In the game, no one flopped or hurt us. Playing double digits, not too good, not too good. "

Elery nodded half-understood.

"Wayne, I understand what you mean. It's not good to play in double digits. How about 9-0? It's still in single digits!"

You are really good at math!

Hearing Elle Rico's words, the Birmingham striker's kick-off kicked out directly and flew to the feet of Manchester United midfielder Andersson.

The ball passed by the opponent, Andersson was very happy to accept it, and then ran towards Birmingham's half with the ball.

"I don't think 9 to 0 is too good." Rooney said to Elle Rico while running, his vital capacity is extraordinary, "If you score 9 goals, then we have one less goal in this game. Then this matter is not easy to allocate!"

"Let Chris score one less!" Elery quickly made an arrangement, the defender who once blocked his shot - Smalling!

Yes, let him enter one less!

Rooney thought for a while, Chris Smalling?

Isn't this the defender who 'robbed' Rooney of a goal in a previous game?

"This arrangement is fine." As soon as Rooney finished speaking, he found that the two of them who were chatting here were surrounded by Birmingham's defenders.

The Birmingham players glared at Rooney, "Want to score us nine goals? Tell you, that's impossible!"

Rooney, who was stared at, was a little wronged. Isn't this a suggestion from Elric?Why are you all staring at him?

And staring at him so much that he doesn't even care about his defensive position?

Rooney raised his arm and held out his index finger.

Birmingham defender Murphy took a step forward and stared at Rooney's index finger, "What? Still pointing at us? Do you still want to do something?"

Rooney shook his head.

"I just want to tell you that Ryan Giggs is about to score..."

Going back to the first 30 seconds, Andersson got the ball and took it to the Birmingham half. In front of him was Berbatov lazily dangling in the frontcourt. There was a defender beside him. Not a good passing target.

In front of him on the left are Rooney and Ellery who are chatting together and three Birmingham defenders.

Andersson couldn't figure it out at all, what kind of topic could make his two forwards and the opponent's three defenders chat so happily, Andersson looked again and found that behind him was Ji Gus.

It was Andersson again who gave up thinking about the topic of chatting between forwards and defenders, ran forward a few steps, pretended to shoot, and passed the ball to Giggs.

The Birmingham keeper thought Andersson was about to shoot and pounced, only to miss it...

Seeing the goalkeeper collapsed and facing an empty goal, Giggs scored directly.

Manchester United lead 4:0.

Speaking of Birmingham's goalkeeper who has been on the background board four times, it is Ben Foster.

Yes, it was the substitute goalkeeper of Manchester United last season, because he injured himself in the game, and successfully made Elleric feel the Premier League's Ben Foster for the first time.

The first half was not over yet, and Ben Foster, who had been poured four goals, received sympathy from the commentator.

Andy Gray sighed, "Facing this former teammate, Manchester United's players didn't give up at all."

"Now there are less than 50 minutes before the end of the game, I suddenly have a premonition—"

"The score in this game may be very different!"

Rooney and Elrico's little thoughts were exposed to everyone at Manchester United during the intermission.

Andersson just asked, what was the chat with the Birmingham players so happy that Birmingham forgot to defend.

Ellery told blablabla about his idea of ​​scoring 9 goals, except for Smalling who couldn't score, everyone scored one, and then each of them kissed Van der Sar as a blessing.

Smalling: ? ?I can't score, why?

Van der Sar: No...the kiss can be omitted, really.

Sir Ferguson was amused at the thought of Elleric.

Ferguson thinks it is okay to have such an idea and work hard in this direction.

Of course, the premise is that the overall interests of the team are given priority, and a striker should not be wasted such a good opportunity just to allow a defender to score a goal.

As for what Rooney said, will they play double digits in one game and then the two teams will become sworn enemies?

Ferguson rubbed Rooney's head full of love and compassion, "Manchester United has so many rivals, are you afraid of another one?"

"We are the 'Red Devils' Manchester United!"

"We have nothing to fear!"

Ellery, who is very cute and pleasant after becoming a forward today, raised his hand to ask a question,

"Then Sir, if some of us who have scored goals score again, can we let other people who have not scored goals kiss Edwin?"

Sir Alex Ferguson: It seems that this kind of kiss is not under the control of the head coach, right?

Young people, kiss as much as you love.

Sir Alex waved his hand, indicating that such a small matter can be arranged freely.

Elery nodded suddenly.

Everyone at Manchester United: Suddenly realized what?

There was a... ominous feeling.

"That's better than this. No matter who scores the goal later, if it's the first goal in this game, let the person directly kiss Edwin."

"If someone who has already scored a goal scores again, then kiss Edwin in turn according to the jersey number and in order of number from small to large."

"Even if you haven't scored a goal, if you have already kissed Edwin when someone else scored a goal, then you are not allowed to kiss again!"

In the locker room, Ellery set up these three celebration rules, which were agreed by everyone in Manchester United.

Van der Sar: No... wait!

I did not agree!

Isn't today my 300th Premier League celebration?

Why didn't you come to ask me if I would like to be kissed by ten strong men in turn?

In the end, the veteran in his 40s still didn't have the heart to dampen the enthusiasm of his teammates. Van der Sar forced himself to smile, and continued to stand in front of Manchester United's goal, trying hard to complete his celebration game.

Manchester United's teammates saw that Van der Sar agreed with Elle Rico's 'ghost idea', and decided to fulfill the veteran who had been with Manchester United for many years.

In this way, Ben Foster in Birmingham was reduced to a setting board again.

And Van der Sar, whose face was already wrinkled, was kissed many times.

You can see the red marks from being kissed on the screen, and I don't know which famous player from Manchester United is kissing so hard.

Wanting to ease the relationship with his teammates, Casillas, who came to Ronaldo's house to watch the game, suddenly trembled.

"Chris, you good friend, you won't come to Real Madrid, will you?"

Ronaldo is unwilling to lie, so he said it directly,

"I would love for Al to be on the same team as me, but it's not up to me."

At Real Madrid, St. Cassie, who was struggling but desperately persevering and pretending to be fine, finally sighed in front of his teammates at this time.

The Real Madrid players in Ronaldo's house all looked at the Real Madrid goalkeeper, waiting for his words.

As a goalkeeper who must go in the struggle with the head coach-Cassie will make decisions for the future locker room struggle to affect the future direction of Real Madrid.

"Please, if you really want to see me off in the future, can you stop kissing me?"

Real Madrid players:  …

Casillas went on to say, "If you really want to kiss, Kaka can be the representative."

At this moment, Ronaldo ignored the precondition that in Saint Cassie's assumption, he would be sent off because Ellery would come.

Ronaldo never thought that even if St. Cassie asked him to kiss, he would be able to kiss a man in front of Elerique as a prerequisite.

Ronaldo only thought of it.

Why can Kaka kiss, but he can't.

So, Ronaldo stood up abruptly,

"You think I'm not as handsome as Kaka?"

Cassie's father: You just need to know about this kind of thing, how hurtful it is to ask!

Seeing Cassie and Ronaldo looking at each other almost to the eye, Ozil laughed so much that he patted the sofa many times.

"I just said that if Ellery can come or something..."

Kaka, who never thought of being a representative to kiss Cassie, his eyes lit up after hearing this,

"That's right, if you want to be a handsome representative, then let Eleryk come and kiss you!"

C Luo:? ? ?I won't allow it! !

Ronaldo turned over the sofa and kissed Casillas hard on the face.

"I'll be the representative in the future."

"I am the face of Real Madrid!"

Kaka, Ramos and other handsome Real Madrid guys: ...

Everyone's eyes slowly moved to Casillas' face, ready to move.

It seems that whoever can kiss that face will have the reputation of being responsible for the beauty of Real Madrid.

Cassie covered her face with her hands, stepped back a few steps, and took a few steps back, approaching the gate of C Luo's house.

Looking at the Real Madrid players, the gleam in their eyes is bound to win...

Casillas opened the gate and fled.

The author has something to say: 1.

Cassie's father thought to himself: If the farewell party is real, more than a dozen big men will take turns to kiss each other.

Then I hope that no one will come to my farewell party! ! !

2. Just kidding

I will definitely give Cassie's father a better explanation.

3. This is a foreshadowing for the striker.

In a certain battle in the future, 77 will be the heroic savior of the striker!

The knockout round of the Champions League is coming, hehehe.

small theater:

Ellery found that Ronaldo was always jealous, and would explode on the spot from time to time.

Elle Rick: Chris, are you inflatable?How could it explode so easily...

C Luo blinked, two red clouds appeared on his face, and he nodded shyly.

A few days later, Elle Rico received a package

Take it apart and have a look.

[Imitation of real person's appearance, real skin touch, sound simulation, bring you the most realistic experience! 】

【——Inflatable-doll】

There is also a signature card inside the box.

Ronaldo: Dear~ Love me~ If you push too hard, I will explode!

Ronaldo: ps, I also bought couple models, hehehe