Brother beggar, don't wave to guard the gate

Van der Sar's statement comes after he completed his 8th Premier League appearance following United's 0-300 win over Birmingham.

After this season, Van der Sar will choose to retire.

Such a sad event, coupled with the fact that Van der Sar came to the press conference after the game and had not had time to wipe off his face, made it very funny.

"Mr. Van der Sar, I saw you being kissed and blessed by Manchester United players in the game before." The reporter who asked the question paused, "But before, it seems that the marks were not so heavy?"

When Van der Sar was playing, he didn't know who had a mark on his face.

After such a long time, this mark should have been invisible for a long time.

But now, Van der Sar's face is covered with lip prints.

It seemed that after the game, the Manchester United players all took a sip.

Van der Sar answered reporters' questions with a polite smile on his face.

"Yes, it was my teammates who were still very excited after the game. There were many substitute players who also gave me their blessings."

Van der Sar's face was calm, and he had long used his mother tongue, Dutch, to scold all the members of Manchester United's squad today except himself.

As soon as the game was over and just returned to the locker room, the Manchester United team played on the field, but the jersey numbers were relatively large, and it was not their turn to kiss and bless Van der Sar's players - No. 22 O'Shea and No. 15 Nemanja Vidic They had already rushed forward, and one of them took a bite of Van der Sar's face.

Van der Sar naively thought the hunk kissing convention could be over.

Unexpectedly, Ellery began to encourage the substitute players, and offered their blessings one after another.

Rooney also retrieved a lipstick from the bag.

"Wayne, why do you have lipstick?" Van der Sar was startled, and Rooney's image of a tough guy in his mind collapsed.

Rooney stroked the back of his head honestly, "Kolein threw it to me before, saying that my lips are a little chapped recently, and asked me to wipe it often, but I always forget."

Ellery snatched the lipstick, opened it, and found that the lipstick still had color.

Smalling came up,

"Oh! This Samantha told me, it's a Dior 999! It's sold out! It's hard to grab!"

Elleric said, "I'd like to see why girls snatch this lipstick." While facing the mirror in the dressing room, he wiped the lipstick on a napkin, and then put the lipstick on his own lips Painted up.

Elleric looked in the mirror, then leaned over to Rooney and painted Rooney too.

Seeing the 'effect' of Rooney's lipstick, Ellery nodded in satisfaction.

It seems that lipstick is good, but it still depends on the person!

Rooney was not reconciled to being lipsticked, so he put lipstick on all Manchester United members, and it was printed on Van der Sar's face.

When Edwin van der Sar went to the press conference, Elle Rico and Rooney brought the Manchester United crowd together in a hurry, and asked the assistant coach Meulenstin to pat them with red lips, akimbo and buttocks, and a group of monsters dancing wildly .

Ellery posted the photo on Twitter.

adgcd: Van der Sar, Edwin, I am really happy to be able to cooperate with you this time!Scoring is super cool! !Wish you all the best! 【Everyone kisses.jpg】

Rooney: Colleen, I'm done with the lipstick you gave me, look at [photo].Van der Sar, I hope you like our blessings, (づ￣3￣)づ kiss.

Owen: The big red lips that even the substitutes can't escape... Forget it, it's because of Edwin van der Sar.bless you!

#My God, what poisoned Manchester United's players!This kind of photo...hahahaha I laughed so hard! #

#As a beauty blogger, I judge that this color is Dior 999, but I always feel that it is not the same lipstick as the 999 I used#

# Among the crowd, I feel that only Owen and 77 can afford this color number#

#欧文 This age, the value is still good! 77, our 77 looks like a fairy no matter how we look at it! #

#头红牙白So that’s what it means#

#I want to zoom in on this picture, so I took a screenshot of 77's lips.I could kiss one day! ! #

Ellery actually wants to tell everyone that his red lips photos are really just so-so, and everyone thinks they look good, mainly because of the background of his peers.

The teammates who were taking pictures at the same time all wore red lips. Some of them were directly painted by Rooney as bloody mouths, and they didn't mind.

With this group of people standing beside Elerique, he certainly seemed to be the most outstanding one.

Ronaldo doesn't care why Ellery looks the most suitable for red lips.

Even without this group of Manchester United players, even if there were Elle Rico and a few other supermodels and movie stars in the photo, then Elle Rico would be the one who attracted Ronaldo's attention the most.

It's the netizen's phrase 'I want to kiss Elle Rico'. I really want Ronaldo to register a Twitter account and announce to the world, that lip!

He kissed!

He didn't just kiss!

He still doesn't allow others to kiss!

The whole world must know that Elrico's lips are contracted by Ronaldo!

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After an easy victory against Blackpool in the Premier League, Manchester United has maintained a 23-round league unbeaten record. An unbeaten season no longer looks so far away.

There are still 15 league rounds, as well as the FA Cup and League Cup, and the Champions League, which is about to enter the knockout rounds. The pressure on Manchester United is still very high.

On January 1, Manchester United played against Birmingham, which had just been beaten by them 27:8.

This is the second round of the League Cup semi-final.

In the first round, Elleric was the starting goalkeeper and easily won a 2-0 victory.

In the second round of the game, the Birmingham players who had just been assisted and kicked into a sieve by Elleric were very happy to find that in this game, Elleric finally returned to the goalkeeper position.

In fact, not only Birmingham, many of Manchester United's next opponents are beginning to be a little afraid of seeing Van der Sar's name appear in the starting list.

Once Van der Sar is the starting goalkeeper, it means that Manchester United has a completely unpredictable evolution.

In case Ferguson makes another move and puts Allerike as the forward, how to play is a question that the head coaches of many clubs are thinking about.

Ellery's data in the forward position is really too little. He didn't play 70 minutes in one game or came off the bench.However, Manchester United with Elle Rico actually played a disparity of 8:0 that has not been seen in the Premier League for a long time.

From January 1th to 12th, he played against Manchester United three times in 27 days.

This third time, even the Birmingham players couldn't lift their spirits.

Manchester United's players are almost tired of looking at the face of Birmingham's goalkeeper, Ben Foster.

The only thing that was exciting in this game was the little goalkeeper in front of Manchester United.

In the last game against Birmingham, Elery scored 2 goals and assisted Berbatov a few times. Although he scored 8:0 in the end, he still owes Rooney one in this game.

Ellery felt that Sir Alex Ferguson was unlikely to make him a frequent striker, especially since Manchester United's upcoming games are very important.Maybe only when facing less powerful opponents in the league, will there be a chance.The offense owed to Rooney can't be delayed until the next time he becomes a striker.

In order to pay off this last debt as soon as possible, Elleric played this game as a racket.

Mr. Bao, this falcon is very much like his master.

It doesn't matter how far you fly for food while eating.When I want to go out for a walk by myself, I sometimes fly back to Germany by myself, just for the special snacks made by Greenwald's home chef.

But once he wants to help his master fly around the field to share his vision, when he is a real Hawkeye, Mr. Bao is always reluctant in various ways.

If it weren't for the fact that this match was at Old Trafford, it would be a walk after dinner for Mr. Bao, and he definitely wouldn't agree.

With the vision Master Bao shared from the sky, Ellery could notice that the Birmingham players seemed to be defending firmly to avoid the last tragedy.

But Birmingham's defense seems to be solid and unbreakable. In fact, the players played a little disheartened.It only takes a few more tough attacks, and it is likely to cause a rout.

Elery took a few steps forward, with his hips on his hips, pretending to observe the situation in the frontcourt.

Because the Birmingham players have been shrinking and have no intention of attacking, Manchester United's defenders did not stop Elle Rico from moving forward.

This is the second round of the League Cup semi-finals. The victory in the previous game and 2 away goals allowed Manchester United to enter the final even if they scored 0:0 in this game.Therefore, the players of Manchester United played unhurriedly.

Ellery frowned at this situation.

How can he encourage Rooney to shoot if his teammates are not passionate?

In fact, this state of Manchester United players was also ordered by Sir Alex Ferguson.

Manchester United has entered a high-intensity game, and there will be a more severe Champions League knockout match after that.For a game that saves energy, why work hard?

Anyway, if the opponent doesn't want to fight, they can get a place to enter the final by fighting each other, so why not do it?

The players can take it easy, how nice?

Although this kind of negative treatment of the game is not the spirit of the Red Devils.

But seeing that the team has come to where it is today, the five crowns seem to be a hope that can be extravagant.

Sir Alex Ferguson can only choose, for more victories, for the greater good - let the players save energy in this game.

The enemy does not move, I do not move, defensive counterattack is the best tactic.

Wayne Rooney was bored with the midfielders, and from time to time he went to Birmingham's half.

As soon as he entered Birmingham's half, Rooney was surrounded in all directions and could only pass the ball back.

Ferguson, who thought about playing a defensive counterattack, only sent Rooney, a single arrow, as a striker in this game, and even Owen sat on the bench.

Owen dug out a bag of melon seeds from Elerike's bag, and handed it to Smalling, who had played the whole game for several consecutive games and finally became a substitute today.

Smalling: It is a difficult problem whether to be beaten by Sir Alex for eating melon seeds, or to refuse the friendship of the big brother to hand me the melon seeds.

Smalling's problem was quickly resolved by Sir Alex reaching out and grabbing a handful of melon seeds.

Seeing that his melon seeds had been divided into a package by a group of people, Ellery felt that he needed to add a lot of chicken legs to the cleaners who cleaned the court today. It was hard work for them.

"Wayne!" Elery, who remembered the business, turned his head and shouted at Rooney.

"Wayne, don't be cowardly! What's wrong with you? Are you looking down on the opposite party!"

"Front-faced!"

Birmingham: Please look down on Rooney! !

Rooney turned his head, spread his hands and shrugged, he was also very helpless.

He is the only striker for Manchester United today. When he rushed in, he was surrounded by 11 Birmingham players huddled in his own half. What can he do!

"Wayne, you are still a little Manchester United tank! What are you afraid of in such a scene!"

"Rush over!!"

"As long as you rush over, the ball will come to your feet!"

Rooney turned his head and glanced at Sir Alex who was sitting firmly on the sidelines, eating melon seeds.

Sir Alex Ferguson ate melon seeds with a blank expression, thinking in his mind, "Which is better, spiced, butter, or salt and pepper?"

Seeing that Ferguson didn't agree or object, Rooney probably understood.

This is to let yourself improvise.

Rooney looked at the Birmingham opponents who had placed their buses in front of their goal, and pouted.

Ellery took a deep breath.

"Wayne Wayne, you're my little tank."

"Run over to the opposite door quickly"

"Kick it up, shoot it, how easy it is"

"I'll make up a cheering song for you! fightfightfight!"

The author has something to say: 1. Recently, I don’t have a whole lot of time to write articles, which causes me to write a little while I’m busy with other things.

Then Kavin got stuck so seriously!

2.

Small Theater (#学中文系列)

C Luo: Al, what does [Ding Ding] mean?I just read the novel, [Ding Ding] seems to mean that!

Elleric: It depends on where these two words are used...

Elle Rico: For example, "The Adventures of Tintin" is the name of a person in a Belgian novel.

Ronaldo: When will Ding Ding mean that?

Elleric: Well... when it's not a name?

C Luo: Oh, then let's dance the Latin dance!

Elle Rick: ? ? ?Straighten your tongue and say it again!Are you worthy of your Latin department?

Ronaldo: Does Latin still have languages?Is it the mouth kind?