[comprehensive] bald romance

Saitama is sitting in a high-end cafe, wearing a fashionable high-end and expensive dress, chestnut curly hair is a birthday gift from Master Atobe to Saitama, oh yes, she is here for a blind date today.

It is said that the other party is the next heir of the Italian fishery company, with a lot of money, and a family background comparable to that of the Atobe family.

Ah, having a blind date with such a first-class man, Saitama was a little flustered, even thinking, is the other party really the heir? How could he go on a blind date with an old bald man like himself at a young age?

Saitama plans to drink a cup of coffee and eat the cake before leaving, which can be regarded as an explanation to his mother.

"Sorry, I'm late, Miss Atobe."

When Saitama was eating the cake, the other party appeared, and with a thud, he opened his bloody mouth and swallowed the cake, and then Saitama began to look at the other party.

A handsome boy with brown hair and shaggy hair smiled shyly, "Excuse me, may I sit down?"

Saitama hummed, and took out the photo that his mother secretly stuffed in, no, the boy in the photo looks imposing, with eight-pack abs, it’s not the kind of non-mainstream hairstyle that is full of waste wood. How about chopping chicken in vain!

Saitama thought he had been deceived, just as the other party was deceived by his appearance wearing a wig.

"Miss Atobe, I, my name is Sawada Tsunayoshi, nice to meet you." Sawada Tsunayoshi was completely blind dated by the devil teacher at home holding a gun against his head. It is said that Atobe Saitama is a famous lady in high society, Beautiful and charming, virtuous and virtuous, with a family background beyond the sky, the most predestined relationship is that Mrs. Atobe and his mother are handkerchiefs of year-end best friends. The two families also know each other. With such a good candidate, Tsunayoshi Sawada was naturally forced Go out on a blind date.

A sense of depression filled his heart, the person he likes is Kyoko, okay?Li Baoen always messes up the mandarin ducks, ahhh, don't care, go home after the blind date is over!

With such a mentality, Sawada Tsunayoshi appeared in the cafe.

So dazzling.

This was his first thought.

In the crowd, if you take one more look at you, you will not be able to forget your face.

Sawada Tsunayoshi thought of this sentence very hypocritically, and blushed in response to the situation, well, what a beautiful beauty.

The shy Sawada Tsunayoshi immediately realized, no!What is his reaction!Then after silently saying Kyoko's name three times in his heart, he glanced at Saitama in embarrassment.

Hey, is this Miss Atobe an iceberg beauty?Why is there no expression of joy, anger, sorrow or joy on his face?

Saitama oh, did she do something extraordinary?Why is this little brother blushing like a monkey's butt?

"Are you hot?" It's summer, wearing a serious black suit, it should be very hot.

"No no no, I'm not hot!" Sawada Tsunayoshi knocked down the glass on the table in a hurry, and with a bang, the glass hit the floor, and his suit was also full of water stains.

Saitama: "Am I scary? Are you afraid of me?" So what did I do wrong?Have you beaten each other before?

"Eh! No! Sorry! Sorry, it's all my fault!"

Seeing Tsunayoshi Sawada bowing ninety degrees and desperately apologizing, Saitama was speechless, so he had to call the waiter, "Hello, we need to clean up here."

The caring waitress came quickly to clean up the scene, but before leaving, she was attracted by Saitama's beauty. She is a lily, and she has never seen such a beautiful woman, so she was quite moved, and there was ice water on the plate , As a result, when leaving, he was too focused on Saitama's appearance, and couldn't help but fall down tragically.

With a bang, Saitama's wig got wet.

Sawada Tsunayoshi was almost scared to death, damn it!The eldest lady of the Atobe family was splashed with water by the waiter during the blind date!Should he do something?

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! It's all water! There's water all over my face and hair!"

Tsunayoshi Sawada was like a teddy scurrying around, "Towel towel, go get the towel."

Girls will feel ashamed when encountering such a thing, and even feel so sad that they want to cry, right?Will Miss Atobe cry when someone splashes water in public?

Sawada Tsunayoshi looked at Saitama worriedly, and when he was about to say something comforting, he saw Saitama waved his hand and comforted the waiter, saying, "It's okay, I have nothing to do, go get busy, I don't need you here."

The waiter felt guilty, "I'm sorry, it's all my fault, I'll get you towels right away!"

Ah, she is such a kind girl. Aren't ordinary young ladies all arrogant?Miss Atobe didn't pay any attention.

Sawada Tsunayoshi thought so in his heart, and he had a good impression of Saitama's actions. The next moment, Saitama calmly tore off his wig, and the three-dimensional and exquisite facial features suddenly turned into an oval face. , and oval eyes, two straight eyebrows, exuding the temperament of a good-for-nothing uncle.

"You, you, who are you? Miss Atobe? Damn, is this still Miss Atobe? Isn't this the grandfather of Chibi Maruko? The wig is a switch? No, you are indeed Miss Atobe. What happened, foreigner Have the aliens taken over Earth?"

Sawada Tsunayoshi covered his head subconsciously and roared, Saitama frowned unhappily, "Brother, are you the reincarnation of the new bastard? The attribute is complaining? Is the body underwear? Also, call someone Cherry Little Grandpa Maruko, it's too rude, I'm just a bald man, not every bald man is as powerful as me."

Saitama decided to end this blind date. The other party is a guy who judges people by appearance, so there is no need to continue, right?

"I, I didn't mean that, I was just too surprised." The transformation from a beautiful woman to Grandpa Cherry is a normal person would be scared to pee, okay?

"That's it," Saitama shook off the water stains on the wig, ready to leave, "It's okay, I'm used to it."

For some reason, Sawada Tsunayoshi feels that Saitama is a bit lonely and bitter. As a bald horse, he must be discriminated against by many people, right?

"I'm sorry, Miss Atobe," Tsunayoshi Sawada apologized solemnly, "I made a big fuss, no! How do you know that my body is underwear?"

As well-known as the king of underwear, Li Baoen also made a survey for this, recording the styles of underwear he wears every day.

Sawada Tsunayoshi covered his face, not wanting to recall these sorrows.

And the good friends of the tenth generation who followed after getting the news, were quietly peeping at the blind date of their leader.

Hayato Kikuji was the most surprised person, "Is this guy an alien? How can he be repaired! How dare he deceive the kind and pure Judaime and let me destroy her!"

Takeshi Yamamoto looked at the shining bald head, laughed, and said, "You are exaggerating, Yuji, this girl is obviously very beautiful, and her facial features and skin are all top-notch~"

"What? Baseball idiot, didn't you see her take off her wig? It's bald! Do you want Judaime to marry a bald man?!"

"Xiaoharu doesn't understand what you are talking about! Mr. Gang belongs to Xiaoharu!" Miura Haru clenched his fists with firm eyes, "Kyoko, you also object to Mr. Gang's blind date, right?"

The gentle goddess Kyoko hid aside, and said innocently: "I have no objection, this is Ganga's own business, but Xiaochun, why did you all calmly accept the setting of Ganga marrying this young lady?"

"..." Honey was silent.

"The ultimate blind date! Sawada! Come on, take it!" Liao Ping waved his fist to cheer Sawada Tsunayoshi.

"Idiot Caopingtou! I said that Judaime doesn't like bald heads! Judaime's chastity, fuck, let me guard it!"

"Mr. Gang's chastity and sex belong to Xiaochun, octopus head, get out of the way."

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh~ Compared to Agang, Xiaoharu, you actually like Yuji-kun better, don't you?"

"What! Jingzi, stop talking nonsense! Xiaochun, Xiaochun won't like this octopus head!"

"Hey, hey, who are you calling octopus head? Judaime won't fall in love with a woman like you, hmph!"

Prison Temple excitedly took out the explosives and wanted to attack Saitama not far away.

"Lanbo wants to eat cake! Hurry up and buy cake for Lord Lanbo!" The stupid cow Lanbo twisted his body and rolled around, and the prison temple stepped on Lanbo's belly, and said viciously: "Stupid Niu, shut up! Judaime will find us!"

Already found it...

Sawada Tsunayoshi kept a dark face, looking at a group of people hiding aside who were actually super eye-catching.What did Prison Temple and Xiaochun do, must it be exuding decaying pink bubbles?

He had discovered before that Xiaochun was especially targeting Mr. Prison Temple. Could this be the so-called beating, scolding or love?

I beg you two, hurry back to your hometown and get married!

"Hey, are those all your little friends?" Saitama actually noticed the existence of this group of people early in the morning, and there was also a weird little baby in a serious suit and holding a pistol.

"sorry!"

Sawada Tsunayoshi apologized solemnly, "I'll drive them away!"

What a shame!The decibels are so loud, Ms. Atobe must have heard it, and she must have heard the words that Guiji despised her for being bald.

"Well, it's okay, young people just want to be passionate, if it's okay..."

Before Saitama finished speaking, suddenly, there was a piercing scream in the store, the glass of the coffee shop was smashed by something, and on the ground, a bloody head flew in from the window in an instant. At this moment, the boy was lying on the ground in a mess.

Filming Star Wars?Heads are on fire.

"Hey! Garbage! Hand over the ring!"

A man with long silver hair jumped down from the sky, holding a long sword in his hand, pointing at the boy lying on the ground, and said loudly, "Where is the ring? Hand it over!"

"Well, do you feel that your voice is a bit loud? Ah, I'm not blaming you for having a loud voice like Obasan in the special sale. It's just that you are a little disturbing, right?"

With an egg face, Saitama looked at the panicked crowd in the coffee shop who were screaming and running around, and became more and more sure that this guy was a bad gangster.

Do all the punks like to have long hair now?Damn, the hair is so thick and smooth, are you laughing at her baldness in disguise?

"Huh? You bastard, what nonsense are you talking about? Get out of my way! Don't interfere with my work!"

Squalo, a super killer with his own aura, looked at the fearless bald man in front of him, and a trace of fear rose from the bottom of his heart.What's wrong, this egg head is obviously full of flaws, but his heart is clamoring, run away!

No!He won't lose!

"Miss Atobe! It's dangerous! Get out of the way!"

Tsunayoshi Sawada didn't know the ins and outs of the matter, he only knew that the person lying on the ground was his little partner.

"Let us join in too, Judaime."

Gokuji was full of anger and didn't vent, and Takeshi Yamamoto also came out with a baseball bat. Looking at the three handsome teenagers behind him, Saitama wondered if he was a little redundant.

"Are the middle school students now the protagonists who save the world?"

Kneeling aside, he poked Bajir's wound, and watched the blood squirt out, Saitama turned his face away guiltily and whistled.

"ciao~ I'm Izuna's tutor, Miss Atobe, Izuna is about to lose, you've been watching the fun, are you really embarrassed?"

"Hey, hey! It's only been a few minutes! Are you really the protagonist who saves the world?"

Saitama took a look, sure enough, both the black-haired boy and the octopus head fell down, only the brown-haired Bai Zhanji was active all the time, but it looked about the same.

"Trash, go to hell!"

Squalo's eyes shone with the brilliance of being sure to win, the mission this time is really simple.

The moment Sawada Tsunayoshi came down from the attack, he subconsciously closed his eyes. Is he going to die?

Until I fell into a warm place, a soft, fleshy place.

Is he really dead?

"Hey, it's a bit too much for the little gangsters to bully junior high school students? It's fine to steal money, but do you still want to kill people?"

Sawada Tsunayoshi quietly opened one eye, he could clearly see Saitama's smooth chin, and he was nestling in Saitama's arms, and Saitama grabbed the silver-haired man with one hand His long sword, eyes full of contempt.

The author has something to say:

The teacher is super handsome!

The safest place in the world is the teacher's arms!

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