[comprehensive] bald romance

Squalo didn't believe it at first, because the long sword that followed him in the north and south was broken in half in Saitama's mouth.

Saitama just felt that the long sword was an eyesore, and when it touched his mouth, his mouth itched for a while, so he bit it down. Who knows, don't blame her for the small plastic sword that breaks into pieces without being bitten.

Throwing away Sawada Tsunayoshi in his arms, Saitama and Squalo made a move, yes, there was only one move.

Saitama's small fist hit Squalo's chest, and Squalo spit out blood. When dealing with humans, Saitama would reduce his strength a little to avoid beating human heads into bursting watermelons.

Squalo had a suspicious expression on his face, and Saitama squatted aside condescendingly, looking at Squalo who had been planted in the concrete by himself, stroking Squalo's silver hair with interest, his egg face was rare Showing a jealous expression, "Is this a wig? Actually, your occupation is Mr. Tony in the hair salon, right? This non-mainstream hairstyle seems to be quite popular recently. What kind of hairstyle do you think is suitable for me?"

Squalo suffered a blow to the chest. Oops, the lungs were hemorrhaging, all ribs were broken, and he seemed to have a tendency to concussion. His figure was somewhat blurred.

"Miss Atobe, Miss Atobe?" Tsunayoshi Sawada grimaced, grabbing his unkempt hair and complaining, "It's not Mr. Tony in a hair salon! What kind of hairstyle do bald people need? You don't have hair at all! And , This guy is a killer! Hurry up and stay away from him, ah no, it seems that Miss Atobe is even more terrifying!"

What to do, what to do, how did things become like this?He is just an ordinary middle school student, why should such a horrible thing happen to his ordinary life?

Wait, how can there be any ordinary middle school students who would go on a blind date during middle school, how could it be an ordinary middle school student?

Sawada Tsunayoshi-kun can already ignore the environment and complain about himself.

"Bastard! Let me out! That's not a plastic sword, you stupid woman!" Squalo's eyes were staring, his voice was unaffected, and apart from the severe bleeding in his lungs, he also clearly felt his heart rate increase , oh this is angry.

Then Saitama was like whack-a-mole, hammered into the concrete floor with one hand, leaving only a touch of silver hair on the top of his head, proving his existence.

Squalo, an excellent killer, encountered Waterloo in life, and met the strongest woman in the world, oh no, she should be the strongest woman in the universe, Saitama.

Digging his ears, turning around, he saw the upper body of Tsunayoshi Sawada, who seemed to be in a daze. The silver-haired octopus head and the black-haired boy were lying beside the dead body. Only a baby in a suit was holding a miniature with his feet up of coffee cups looking lively.

"Hey kids over there, you can't drink coffee, it will affect your physical development," said Saitama, who is considered a good-natured person, snatching the coffee from Li Baoen's hand, wow, this thing smells so good, it's imported Huh, "He is really a child who can enjoy himself. I've wanted to say it since just now, where are your parents? Did you get lost with your family?"

With a click, Bourne transformed Leon on the top of his hat into a small pistol, pressed it against Saitama's bald head, and said in a sharp voice, "Idiot, let's travel to Santuchuan."

"Hey! Ribaun, what are you doing! Miss Atobe is the benefactor who saved us!"

After Sawada Tsunayoshi reacted, he rushed over in a panic, but it was too late. Li Baoen's anger is not extinguished by ordinary people. Besides, Saitama, who owes his mouth, keeps calling others children, children, as the world How could he, the number one killer, endure such insults!

The sparks sparked by Zidan were mixed with Li Baowen's anger. With a bang, Zidan made of special materials, which could easily penetrate even an elephant's head, bounced a few times on Saitama's bald forehead and fell. on the floor.

Saitama scratched his itchy head, picked up the things on the ground, looked left and right, and praised: "Oh, this thing is very realistic. Are all the toy guns of the brats so realistic now?" Said Said, Saitama also made a posture of being injured on the ground, trying to comfort Li Baoen's delicate heart.

Li Baoen: "..." Kill you!

Tsunayoshi Sawada, who was still awake: "..." God, let him pass out.Miss Atobe's actions are too funny, he can't help it!

"Stupid Gang, if you dare to laugh, believe it or not, I will let you travel to Santuchuan?" Li Baoen gritted his teeth and threatened.

"Hey! Li Baoen, you are too much, it is Miss Atobe who offended you, why did you attack me!" Sawada Tsunayoshi cried with tears in his eyes.

"Li Baoen! Junior brother! I'm late! How are you all?!"

Not far away, Dino riding a white horse shines with the brilliance of the protagonist, and makes his grand debut. As a result, when he saw the scene, Prince Charming Dino fell off the horse and fell like a dog eating shit.

"Oh! It hurts!" Dino covered his mouth with pain on his face.

"Hey, isn't this Dino?" Saitama saw the person who fell on the ground, and immediately recognized the other person's identity. Dino later returned to Italy, and the two also exchanged information. It is said that Dino's father An illegitimate child was found outside, which made Dino very distressed.

This is the news that Saitama got recently. He didn't expect Dino to come to Japan. Seeing his long-lost friend, Saitama showed a smile on his egg face.

"Ayu, yes, it's you! It's too dangerous here, I'll take you away first!"

Saitama bluntly complained: "Dangerous? No, I'm here on a blind date." By the way, he threw the toy in his hand, and the strong fist wind was like a sharp blade, smashing a big hole in the wall with a bang.

Sawada Tsunayoshi covered his face, blocking his scared pee expression, what the hell, Atobe Saitama, is she still human?

It seems that the young lady whom I am on a blind date with is an incredibly powerful woman. If she knows that she actually has someone she likes and goes on a blind date with her, will she be worse than Tony in the hair salon?

Squalo = Hair Salon Tony.

Dino swallowed his saliva, and then screamed: "Ayu is still as good as ever, wait, blind date! With whom?!"

It's me, brother.

Sawada Tsuna burst into tears and couldn't get up for a long time. Miss Atobe knew a lot of people unexpectedly.

"It's him." Saitama answered Dino's question honestly.

"The plot of dog blood, two men and one woman, who will be the final destination? Please look forward to it!" Li Baoen pulled out a blackboard, "Dino, you are stupid, you are brothers, you can't just because of one Women turn against each other."

"If the expression on your face is not so gloating, I will still agree with your point of view." Saitama wondered if children are so precocious now?It seems that TV shows have taught children badly, so children should stop watching so many goofy TV shows!

"Gang, you, you, you!" Dino looked at Tsunayoshi Sawada, speechless for a long time, "Why can't it be me?"

This sentence was said to Li Bowen.

"That's because Gabrielone's identity is not qualified~ Dino, you know it yourself." Li Baoen's crunchy child voice was faintly excited, "Do you want it? Then go grab it." come over."

As a mafia, if you want what you want, you can grab it with your own ability.

"What? Kid, you are instigating others to do bad things, you know?" No matter how stupid Saitama was, he could hear the provocative meaning in the child's words, "Dino, are you here also for a blind date?"

"No, I'm here to find my junior brother. Ayu, I'll talk to you about the other things after I'm done, is that okay?" Dino's voice was filled with strange doting, which made Sawada Tsunayoshi get goosebumps all over his body. .

"Li Baoen, is Squalo here?" Dino said with a serious expression, secretly thinking that now is not the time for the love of children, and the infighting between the families has begun, and he must put the big things first.

Li Baoen looked at Dino's expression playfully, "Here it is~ but it's already been resolved~"

"What!" That's Squalo!Dino's expression suddenly collapsed, "It can't be, Ayu did it?"

"Hmph, you know this woman very well."

Dino looked at Saitama with an innocent face, and slowly made a gesture of praise. With Ayu here, no one can handle it!

Although he didn't understand what Dino was praising, Saitama still smiled with big white teeth.

Just when Dino was about to leave with Saitama to explain, a sharp spark suddenly floated in the sky, and the next moment, a handsome blond robot boy appeared in front of everyone.

The robot boy has dazzling blond hair, fluffy fair skin, and exquisite three-dimensional features. This is a handsome and compelling boy.

"Dino, where is the enemy you mentioned?"

Genos retracted his robotic arm and looked at the environment coldly. His eyes were suddenly attracted by a bald man.

"Teacher, I finally found you!"

Genos dashed away, tightly, and jumped into Saitama's 36D chest.

Dino: Damn it, I was ntr'd by my younger brother!

Sawada Tsunayoshi: He is still underage. This picture is too lewd and slutty!

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Genos traveled through with memories

Dino said he was heartbroken.