[comprehensive] bald romance

"A man who is suitable for a teacher must be the most perfect man in the world." The handsome blond boy meticulously took out a small notebook and began to record, saying while writing: "The hair is too cool, deduct points! The expression is too stinky Points will be deducted! Clothes taste bad, points will be deducted! Points will be deducted for not pulling the stool for the teacher! Points will be deducted for not asking for warmth during the whole process! Points will be deducted for height, weight and measurements below the perfect proportion! The students are flirting, get out with a negative score!"

Saitama's egg-faced face had some deep lines, and he clapped his hands, "You can see the shortcomings of Pineapple Head-kun at a glance, you guy, you are amazing."

Genos didn't change his face, and closed the small book solemnly, "Thank you, teacher. I will do research on all the blind dates of the teacher. If the other party has a little imperfection, then I'm sorry, I can only let the other party Get out, if you stalk the teacher, don't blame me for destroying him humanely!"

Saitama was in a cold sweat when she heard this, what did this guy do? Since meeting in the daytime, no matter what Saitama does, a boy named Genos will follow her behind her ass, using a little wild and sexy boy voice, calling her teacher.

Damn, she originally wanted to reject this idiot and perverted stalker, but for some reason, when she saw the little robot's expressionless eyes with a little bit of loneliness in her eyes, Qiyu's heart softened.

As a result, during the blind date at night, Genos turned into a waiter and appeared in the restaurant.

"You two guys! How dare you humiliate this young master! Do you know who I am? I am the young master of the Daoming Temple Group. My aesthetic standards are very normal. How could I like this bald man!"

The director of Daoming Temple was drooling, looking at the egg-faced bald girl with distaste, what the hell, in the photo his mother slid over, Miss Atobe was clearly a beautiful girl who was ashamed of the moon, and he was forced by his family I just came on a blind date, but I don't know the other party, the style of painting is seriously inconsistent!

And also brought a robot out, babbling offensive words.

"What! You dare to scold the teacher? Pineapple, you messed around with the ambiguous affair, and I haven't settled with you yet. As the teacher's blind date, you dare to betray the teacher!" Genos's sharp eyes died He shot at Daoming Sisi fiercely, gathered a bunch of small shells in his hands, and after killing this guy, he continued to kill all of the teacher's blind dates. At that time, no one would dare to introduce this kind of rubbish to the teacher.

"Calm down, Janus, it's true that Mr. Pineapple is a scumbag, but killing people is against the law, so why don't we just wrap him in a sack and beat him up, and take it as a way to vent our anger on that girl." Saitama was embarrassed Said: "Oh, I am a hero of justice, and I will never do illegal things."

"Okay, listen to the teacher." Janus took out the sack from his pocket obediently. As a robot, before crossing, he asked a doctor to modify his body, which increased the space survival rate in the body by 50.00%. Used to store various parts of the body.

"A righteous little friend won't put innocent people in sacks and beat them! Actually, you are a bad girl! If you dare to touch me, I'll show you a good look!"

Daoming Temple Secretary saw a trace of threat from Qiyu's eyes, he heard it right, someone dared to say to his face that he was going to put a sack on him?He is the king of neon, Si, Cong!Whoever dares to do it, let him become Liu, Zi, and Chen tomorrow!

"Dao Mingsi! You bastard!"

Suddenly, when the atmosphere was tense, a girl in poor and plain clothes broke in from the gate of the restaurant. The windy woman ran up to Daoming Temple, and slapped Daoming Temple on the face with a backhand. , and then weeping and throwing herself on the melancholy handsome boy who appeared together.

"Lei, take me away, I don't want to see Daoming Temple anymore!" Makino Shancai threw herself into Huaze Lei's arms with tears in her voice.

"A Si, you are going too far." Hua Zelei looked at Daoming Si Si with accusation.

"Teacher, look, this person has a big heart and a big carrot. He deserves to be beaten. A scumbag who steps on two boats is a waste of air to live. It's better to destroy himself." Genos opened the small book and gave it to Daoming Temple. There is a big cross in the name, and a cute version of the skull pattern is drawn.

"Mr. Pineapple, I can't tell that you are the kind of person who won't let go of even men." Saitama took a few glances at Hanazawa Lei's face and came to a conclusion that Mr. Pineapple eats both men and women.Why do you say, the melancholy man's eyes are full of love, when everyone's eyes are dead, don't you see the melancholy man's thoughts on Mr. Pineapple?

The moral decline of the world is really, really exciting~

"Huh? No wonder, Lei, you and him have this kind of relationship. I'm so stupid, really stupid, I'm so stupid, you two scumbags!"

Makino Shancai, a capitalized rotten girl, was just popular in rotten culture at that time. In order to subsidize her family, she had to do odd jobs in a manga club to make money. Subconsciously, she couldn't help but fall in love with this kind of culture.

"Weed Shancai, is that why you don't believe this young master? Lei, did you bring Shancai here on purpose? Now you have also seen that my young master's blind date is a bald man, and no normal person would like her!"

Hua Zelei directly ignored Makino Shancai's words, and it would be too late to explain this kind of problem later, the most urgent thing is to pry off the corner of Asi's wall as soon as possible.

"But Asi, you are not a normal person."

Daoming Temple Division: ...

Qiyu slapped it on the table, and the table shattered into slag with a bang, the veins on the bald forehead were exposed, the egg showed an angry expression, and the oval eyes were faintly dissatisfied, and said: "What does silence mean?" Mr. Pineapple! Although I am bald, my hair was very thick and beautiful before I was bald! Don’t look bald anymore! Every bald man has a heart of glass, hey!"

"Teacher, don't be angry, leave this scum to me to deal with." Although Janos had a calm face, in fact, his anger towards Daoming Sisi had already reached [-]% in his heart.

"Wait! Who is the scum after all? Didn't you two scum just now discuss the humane destruction of this young master in a sack? You are the scum of society, locusts!"

Daoming Temple Secretary felt that he had made more complaints tonight than he had in the past ten years of his life.

This woman from the Atobe family is really full of drama. Daomingji thought of Keigo Atobe, who is also a child of the Atobe family. Why are there so many differences in appearance between the two?

Oh no, in terms of personality, Keigo Atobe is also a man full of drama.

"A Si! How can you say that about a girl? This young lady has exquisite facial features and is a great beauty. You should apologize to her immediately!"

Makino Shancai fights for Saitama's injustice, and gains Saitama's favor. This little girl has a good vision, and she is much more polite than Mr. Pineapple.

"What? Why should I apologize to this kind of bald man! Hey! Lei, how long are you going to hold Shancai?!" Daoming Sisi kicked the stool down, took a step forward, and snatched the girl from Huazelei's hand .

"Si, let Shancai go." Huazelei said threateningly, the strength in his hand increased instead of weakening.

Shancai was in the middle of the two men, her face was full of pain, how did things turn out like this?She doesn't want to be the third party between Daoming Temple and Huaze.

"Let go of her!"

"I won't let you go, let her go!"

"I won't give it to you! Damn it!"

Saitama raised his hand and said weakly: "Well, Mr. Pineapple, I can go..."

Before Saitama finished speaking, a sharp cold light swept across, and with a loud bang, a wall in the restaurant was suddenly turned into ruins with a bang.

On a blind date with the daughter of the Atobe family, the Daomingji Group rented out this building, so no one was injured except for the waiter who was scared and ran away screaming everywhere.

"Teacher! There are enemies!" Genos transformed into a beautiful boy in a second, his stomach was converted into a small strafing gun, and he looked coldly at the glass window of the restaurant.

Saitama scratched her bald head and found a table knife stuck on it. She didn't know if it accidentally bounced on her forehead when the explosion happened just now, but she grabbed the small table knife. On the other hand, this small table knife seems to have a self-awareness, and it started a tug-of-war with Saitama.

"What happened?" Daoming Sisi was not an ordinary person, his first reaction was that someone was going to kidnap him.

Hua Zelei is not an ignorant young man. Although he usually seems to be a love brain, he is still very reliable at critical moments.

Makino Shancai seemed a little scared. As a commoner, she would go to hypermarkets to compete with obasans for specials. How had she ever seen such a situation in the world?

"Hee hee hee, the garbage in the sewer is you, did you cause the captain to miss it? Let this prince clean it up properly. The garbage should go to the sewer with the mice crossing the street."

The blond boy in exaggerated costumes jumped out of the glass window, spinning a silver knife in his hand, and the other hand, which was a bit difficult, was doing a tug-of-war.

"Hee hee hee, rubbish, the prince's weapon is also something you can touch?"

Hearing that his captain was attacked by an inexplicable bald man, and was almost taken hostage by Pengo Li's men, Bell sneaked out without telling the others.

Saitama held the knife in his hand, and suddenly realized: "Oh! Mr. Pineapple, is this a special service of the restaurant? The waiter acts as a prince to provide entertainment?"

Genos analyzed: "It's very possible, hey, the waiter over there, bring me a bunch of roasted lamb." The clothes look like Xinjiang Maimaiti, and I don't know if the roasted lamb is authentic or not.Since he is a waiter, or maybe it is the special service of the restaurant, he has long heard that the young master of the Daoming Temple family is a spendthrift idiot.

Daoming Temple: This young master does not recite the pot.

Bell: "..."

"Hehehe, this prince is not a waiter, bald man, this prince is here to kill you!"

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