[comprehensive] bald romance

"Teacher, can I come in?" Genos knocked on the door of the hotel, and opened the door after hearing a voice from inside.

In the room, Saitama put on a large band-aid, and was sitting leisurely on the sofa in Ge You's paralyzed posture.

"Jenos, I can wash these things myself, you can put them down." Saitama watched as Genos went to the bathroom and took out the dirty clothes that he had changed into the basket. Genos solemnly picked out the clothes with blood stains The panties were thoughtfully placed in a transparent plastic bag.

"Teacher, it is my honor to wash your clothes for you."

"Is that so..." Saitama was afraid that Genos would take his own things and go back to live on his own. No, no, no, how could she have such evil thoughts?

Genos frowned, and found that there was a glass of iced cola on Saitama's tea table, "Teacher, drinking cola at this time is harmful to the body, I'll go downstairs to buy some brown sugar and ginger, before I come back, please stop drinking iced cola." drink."

"No way! Genos, are you the father of the family?" Saitama habitually drank a little iced cola after taking a shower. This habit was once complained by Keigo Atobe, like Oji-san likes to drink cold beer after taking a shower.

"Teacher, please don't be willful." Genos took away the iced Coke and threw it into the space.

"The willful person has always been you!"

Genos ignored Saitama's complaints and explained to Saitama several times before leaving here with confidence.

Of course, he didn’t forget the perverted man who proposed to his teacher not long ago, Barley, but the teacher has seriously rejected the pursuit of Barley. Even so, Genos still feels that he should use 3 minutes to eliminate it first. Barley, and then buy brown sugar and ginger.

"That's it, 3 minutes, it shouldn't be too long."

Except that it took about 57 minutes for Saitama to take a shower and change clothes, everything was calm. Saitama picked up the remote control and turned on the TV.

In the news, a meteorite accident is being broadcast. Saitama has no interest in this kind of news.

Immediately afterwards, there was a burst of explosions outside the window, and Saitama took a look and found that the building outside the glass window was rising in an inclined manner.

After watching for three seconds, she suddenly realized: "Ah, it's not that the building is going up."

It was her hotel that suddenly sank in a weird way!

Saitama shattered the glass window in the room with a punch. With an expressionless egg face, he jumped wittily into the building 50 meters away and smashed the glass with his bald head. After rushing in, he rolled on the spot, then stood up calmly, and patted the broken glass on his body.

"what--!!!!"

The building behind him collapsed, and the aftermath of the shock affected the room, but this did not relieve Saitama's embarrassment.

Yes, embarrassing.

There was a capitalized embarrassment on Saitama's face. After realizing it, he covered his eyes with scissors hands, "Sorry, sorry, I interrupted your good business."

She's just a bald guy trying to escape, who knew something like this would happen?

But speaking of it, it's still broad daylight, and those who proclaim Yin during the day will really not kill everyone?

"Young man, you have a good figure~" Saitama showed his big white teeth in admiration, like a bald old man would say.

In the room in front of me, a black-haired man is yawing on a pink-haired girl, and the two of them are one, there is me in you, and you in me, try your depth, try your length, but all Everything was disturbed by the appearance of Saitama.

Saitama really didn't do it on purpose~!Who knew that her hotel was actually a tofu project, and it would collapse if it collapsed.

It's just an angry bald baby.

Kuroro's little Lolo was still in the woman's body, showing a gentle and distant smile, and said, "Have you seen enough?"

"Enough, didn't you soften up? I'm really sorry, I didn't mean it." Saitama's brain nerves were always slow, she didn't notice the murderous aura emanating from the man in front of her, and thought that the man was accidentally killed After looking at the whole body, I was too shy to stare at you with dark eyes.

The pink-haired girl covered herself with a quilt and was covered in red marks? ?Looking at his body, he said angrily, "Who are you? Are you a killer sent by Dad? Get out! I want to wander the world with Jack! Even Dad can't separate us?"

Jack is Kuroro's pseudonym for picking up girls. Jack and Ruth have hit Miss Ruth's cuteness very well.

Saitama scratched his bald forehead, and looked at the black-haired man with pleading eyes. Fortunately, the handsome black-haired man is a considerate man, "Ruth, since your father's people are looking for you, go back with her."

What is the tone of this scumbag who dumps women after playing enough?Saitama was a little upset, but this was also a matter of his feelings, and Saitama didn't want to talk too much about it.

"No! Jack, in this life, I will be your person in life and your ghost in death. I will go wherever you go. Don't leave me behind!"

Saitama rubbed the gums, it was so sore.

"Want to be a ghost? Well, then I will fulfill you."

In Saitama's eyes, the man with a gentle smile really stretched out his hand, with a gentle smile still hanging on the corner of his mouth. In his eyes, the pink-haired girl seemed to be an insignificant toy. The intense love story came to an abrupt end, and the pink-haired girl widened her eyes , It seemed incredible, unable to understand that her boyfriend who was loving and loving one second, was really planning to get rid of her the next moment.

That kind of fear hit her face, causing the pink-haired girl to be sure within a second that she was doomed and could not escape.

Suddenly, Kuroro's outstretched hand was grabbed.

"....."

"En? Is there something wrong?"

"Ah, it's fine, but if couples are arguing, it's better not to do it?" Saitama stared at the inverted cross on Kuroro's forehead, thinking that this man is still a non-mainstream, with such a big tattoo carved on his forehead , won't it hurt?Oh no, maybe it was done with tattoo stickers.

"You're right, you shouldn't do anything to Ruth." Kuroro complied with Saitama's words quite wisely.

He didn't see the bald man's actions clearly, and he planned to completely get rid of the eldest lady of the Perricks family after this time. This woman is stupid and eager, and sticks to him for three hundred rounds every day. It wasn't for the secret of the Perricks family, Kuroro had long wanted to do something to Ruth.

The reason why I can endure until today is because I just received a message from the knight, and learned about the secret basement of the Perikus family.

That being the case, there is no need to keep Ruth.

"It's great that you can listen to it." Saitama let go of her hand. In fact, she didn't particularly want to meddle in other people's business. "Then I won't bother you, I'll go first."

"Go slowly." Kuroro smiled lightly, "I don't know the lady's name? Next time I have a chance to drink tea with the lady."

It's fake to drink tea, but it's real to want someone to beat her.

No matter how stupid Saitama is, he can see that something is wrong with the black-haired man, "I..."

"Where did the bald man come from! Interrupting my good business with Jack! Jack, oh, my Jack, don't you have a biased aesthetic and like this type of ugly monster?"

After all, the pink-haired girl launched an attack on Saitama, and the woman's anger cannot be underestimated. The girl named Ruth's nostalgia turned her jealousy into a real flame.

A fire dragon sprang out from her body, and the hot flames came straight towards Saitama.

"Go to hell! Baldy!"

Fuck!The bald man messed with you!Baldy saved your life!

Saitama's oval eyes widened, and she took a step back subconsciously, only to feel that she was tripped by something, her hands slipped desperately, and with a bang, she could clearly realize that she had thrown something out.

"Ah! Jack! Don't leave me!"

The pink-haired girl made a gesture of Erkang's hand, shed tears, and looked at the glass window.

A bar of soap suddenly appeared in Saitama's hand, "Wait, why is there soap in this place? Are you guys doing a dirty py deal? Damn it! Beauty, where's your boyfriend?"

I saw the handsome black-haired guy kneeling on the bed, suddenly disappeared.

The pink-haired girl stared at Saitama resentfully, and said, "Jack is dead, and you don't even want to live!"

"It turned out that Jack was thrown out. No wonder I always feel weird. I will help you rescue Jack." Saitama quickly got up from the ground and jumped out of the big hole in the French window.

Kuroro: "..." For the first time in my life, I was thrown out naked...

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Genos didn’t meet barley, so he had to go to buy brown sugar and ginger first. On the way back, there was a terrorist attack near the hotel. Strange-looking things that looked like dinosaurs and lizards fired jet cannons from their mouths, attacking passers-by One side smiled idiotically: "Hahaha, stupid earthlings, bow down to the power of His Royal Highness Apollo! Kill all of you!"

Genos who passed by turned on the incinerator, leaving only half of the body of the roaring alien.

"It's so noisy, I disturbed the teacher."

After Genos eliminated the weirdo, his dark electronic eyes noticed a bare object falling from a height. If it was bare, could it be the teacher?

After all, Saitama is bald, so it is more conspicuous in the sun.

Genos increased his visual power to look at it, and immediately felt hot eyes, calmly rubbed the electronic eyes, continued to watch the naked man in the sky and the man who kept falling, thinking in his heart whether he should help, but What if I touch a place that this man shouldn't touch?

Immediately afterwards, the bald head he had been thinking about appeared.

"As expected of a teacher, he was able to catch a man with a 360-degree rotation at high altitude and successfully blocked the man's harmonious part with a princess hug. The teacher is really awesome."

Genos clapped and clapped. After Saitama hit the ground and made a big hole, Genos walked up to Saitama, "Teacher, let me help you get rid of the garbage in your arms. All visual pollution should be destroyed."

Kuroro in Saitama's arms touched Saitama's smooth face with his wolf claws, and said, "Thank you for saving me, beautiful lady."

Genos: "... Please let me sew his mouth up with my own hands! A scumbag who tricks the teacher with sweet words!"

Saitama: "Wait Genos! How do you know this guy is a scumbag?"

Janos was silent for a second, and said, "Teacher, is this the point?"

The author has something to say:

The teacher always has the ability to take the topic to another direction

A character with high IQ like Tu Luoluo is too difficult to describe

Characters will definitely be very OCC!

感谢读者“今天你更新了吗”,灌溉营养液+42017-05-1620:52:59

读者“千千”,灌溉营养液+12017-05-1620:39:26

读者“萌萌哒的女汉纸”,灌溉营养液+52017-05-1616:16:42

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