[comprehensive] bald romance

"Ganos, your hair is melting?"

"Teacher, this is not a big deal, please let me deal with the visual pollution first." Genos solemnly wiped the acid off his head.

It was because of his action that the strong acid slid down his metal arm, and there was a piercing sound, and Genos' metal arm also dissolved and changed.

"Ganos! Your arm is melted too! Is it really okay? I think you'd better deal with your arm first!"

Saitama put down the scumbag Jack, and pointed to Genos's arm that has become an impressionist style, "Is it a masterpiece of Van Gogh? Genos, your upper body has also undergone a melting change!"

Genos discovered that this strong acid was sprayed out from the monster he had just dealt with. Although he avoided it carefully, he was still affected. This strong acid is quite corrosive, and only a little bit is enough to kill a human being.

"Teacher, don't worry, there are enough machines in my space to deal with such a small situation, wait, you scumbag, do you want to use this superficial appearance to lure the teacher to fall?"

Kuroro also took out a set of equipment from nowhere, and became a beast in Yushu Linfeng again.

As a handsome man, Kuroro exudes charm with every frown and smile, "Where, it's just to keep warm. But I'm very interested in the things standing behind you."

Hearing this, Genos quickly turned his head after 0.1 seconds, but Saitama exclaimed: "Is this a magic horse thing?"

A giant monster with a height of three meters stood behind them. This monster's body was full of strong muscles, his head was long and thin, and there were ten blood-red eyes. There was an evil smile on the corner of his mouth, asking questions with unknown meanings. Said: "Who killed my men? Is it you? Baldy?"

"There are two bald men here. I don't know which bald man you are talking about." Genos was also dissolved into a bald man, but even if he became bald, Genos was still a handsome man with a cool temperament.

Saitama looked at Genos's handsome face sadly. He was really angry. Why is Genos always so perfect?

"Baldy, kill my subordinates, a mere earthling, dare to attack my team members?"

Meluzagrudo is an alien who cannot be hacked to death. There are ten eyeballs on his head, which symbolizes that he has ten lives. He has lived for more than 100 years since he was born. Conquering the Northern War, won a lot of cosmic territory.

He has never tried to lose a battle, which made Meluzagrudo's character more arrogant and domineering. Every time he sends himself, it is just a one-sided beating of the enemy.

"Although it's impolite for you to call me bald, you, who are exposed, exposed, and crazy, don't seem qualified to teach me a lesson? You'd better go home and put on your clothes first, uncle, there are still underage children here."

Meluzagrudo, a giant, bare, bald, bald weirdo, Saitama touched his chin, and commented: "It is said on the Internet that muscular men are all little jjs, it seems that the rumors are true, Genos Don't look, hot eyes."

Although she couldn't understand what the bald man was saying, Meluzagrudo simply found it ironic.

"Kill you! Kill all the people on Earth!"

Meluzagrudo roared and threw a punch. At the same time, the palm of Janos' palm lit up with a red light, and the incineration cannon directly hit Meluzagrudo's attack.

"Hee hee hee, is this the level of people on Earth? Fragile, fragile~ just let me... ah!"

Saitama waved away the annoying chattering exposure and madness with a fist, "It doesn't look like a normal earthling, ah, I accidentally used too much force."

The special thing about Meluzagrudo is that he has ten lives, and the ten glass beads gathered in his body are his life energy.

"It's useless, I can't be killed, earthlings."

Meluzagrudo's shattered body gradually began to recover, but he was proud of it for only a second, and Saitama gave him another punch, which happened to hit all of Meluzagrudo's whole body Ten life energy.

"Why, how could it be... in less than a minute... Lord Poros! Please avenge me!"

Meluzagrudo howled and disappeared into a cloud of dust.

"It's so dirty, the floor is full of dust." Saitama's egg face showed no emotion.

Kuroro looked at this strong man thoughtfully, and in less than 1 minute, no, it should be said, less than 20 seconds, he solved a powerful enemy.

I really don't know whether it should be said that the enemy that appeared is too weak, or this guy's attitude is so powerful that it can't be compared. Kuroro thought to himself that it's fortunate that he wasn't so stupid as to attack him just now.

"Are you two going back?" Kuroro asked.

"Eh? If you don't go back, Genos' hair won't grow back?" Saitama was still concerned about Genos's hair.The bald Genos is handsome and blinding.

"So you are still there, scumbag? Teacher, hair is not important, I want to get rid of this guy first."

Originally, this idea in Genos's mind was dissuaded, but Jack reminded him of his existence again.

"I said you, do you really want to be beaten up by Genos? Although I do find you unhappy, it's better to spare your life, right?"

Saitama pointed to Kuroro's elite underworld equipment, and said, "How did you come up with this equipment, isn't it so cool?"

The teacher said this man is cool?

Genos suspected that he was hallucinating: "Teacher, is he cool? I am cool, and I have a good taste? Is it cool to fall naked from a high altitude? Damn it! Is this cool method popular now? Is it that I am behind the times?"

Kurolo: "..."

Unbearable, the head of the group gracefully stretched out his finger and compared a middle finger, saying: "You two might as well take a look at the situation above your head."

Following the direction of the black-haired man, Saitama looked up, and said with an oh, "I see."

"Now that you have seen it, don't you find it strange?"

Kuroro held back his anger, and suddenly felt powerless. Ever since he met this bald man, he felt that the development of things became more and more weird.

"What's so strange, it's you, scumbag, right? The teacher says it's not strange, but it's not strange, isn't it, teacher?"

Genos is Saitama's fanboy, and he [-]% supports all of Saitama's statements.

"Really? But your teacher seems to have been sucked into the airship," Kuroro looked at the bald man floating in the air, staring at the dog legs and waving his arms, full of interest, "won't you go in and save people?"

Oops!All of a sudden, I was so concerned about the existence of the scumbag that I didn't notice that the teacher was sucked into the airship!

"Teacher! Just wait, I will save you now!"

Genos looked at the teacher who was floating in mid-air and suddenly disappeared after being sucked into the airship, and became very anxious.

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"Moshi Moxi, is there anyone here?" Saitama was inexplicably sucked into the airship. In fact, the original position was the position of Meruza Grudo. Unexpectedly, in less than 20 seconds, Meruza Grudo was there. It was wiped out by Saitama, there was no way, the order of the airship had been executed, and because of the previous sneak attack, the control system was damaged. After Saitama was sucked in, the aliens in the airship realized that something was wrong.

"White teeth! You've sucked in the earthlings. Where's Meluzagrus-sama?"

Surrounding Saitama are all kinds of aliens, kobolds, octopus, and strange things in the shape of caterpillars.

"Well, what do you want to do?"

Saitama couldn't help frowning and straightening his eyebrows when he heard the noisy noise coming from his ears.

"Hmph, she's from Earth anyway, wouldn't it be good to kill her?"

Saitama's position is similar to the control room in the airship. A arrogant octopus told his subordinates: "Kill her, and then throw her body down to scare this group of stupid and inferior earthlings to death. .”

They are a group of dark thieves who are doing evil, and they have done more cruel things than this.

"Yes! Master Goryugan Shupu!"

The octopus star named Goryuganshup has super powers of weightlessness and black holes, which can annihilate all matter including light in an instant.

A small fish-lip alien at the bottom rushed towards Saitama with a weapon, but Saitama didn't make a move, but the alien accidentally wrestled with his left and right feet and hit Saitama's fist, and the green blood was on the ground. A beautiful arc splashed out in an instant.

"It's a lie, dead, dead?"

Goliu Ganshupu couldn't believe it, his subordinates were so easily led by dogs?

"You guy, are you a spy sent by the earthlings? Earthlings are low-level creatures, so you are worthy of fighting against Lord Poros? After we eliminate the earthlings, this planet will belong to us!"

Goliuganshupu felt something was wrong after he finished speaking, why did this bald man suddenly become serious.

"You said, you want to kill all the people on Earth?" Saitama clenched his fists.

"Yes..Yes! What's the matter?" Lacking confidence.

"It turns out that after a long time, you are aliens who invaded the earth! Then I will not be polite."

Saitama thought it was some kind of large-scale circus play activity, and secretly thought that the current technology is so advanced that it can simulate such a fun scene.

"Damn it! You underestimate me, Goryu Ganshupu too! Let my lord destroy you with a black hole!"

Countless flying stones floated up, and the fierce wind brushed Saitama's face, "Hey, you are so dirty, the stones are flying around, hitting my face, hit me if you want to hit me."

Countless screams came from beside the ear, and Saitama didn't understand at all, so the guy opposite suddenly started to glow, and the colorful light was about to blind Saitama's eyes.

Saitama picked up a small stone, and with a whoosh, threw the stone with a small force.

"Damn it! I'm going to die~~~~~~~"

The telekinetic alien waving countless tentacles and hands was wiped out by Saitama in a super boring way.

"Goryu, Goryu Ganshupu-sama...Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"

The aliens in the control room ran out desperately. Saitama looked at the empty place behind him, let out a hey, pointed to the dumb-haired boy standing at the door with a smile on his face, and said, "Aren't you going to run?"

"Oh, are you, like me, a kidnapped hostage?"

Saitama took 0.1 second to think about the identity of the other party. He was well dressed and handsome, but he was a little nervous, and he kept leaning against the door with a smiling expression.

The first reaction was that this person must have been arrested because he was too pretentious.

"Hmm~ unexpectedly strong~ Saitama-san~" Kamui thought of the photo his father gave him, the girl on it had an egg face, stick figure facial features, and thought of the time when his father said with admiration that this person is Yotusa's future hope , Shenwei expressed contempt.

This guy is the hope of the Night Rabbit Clan?

Saitama: Meow meow? ? ?what's the situation? ? ?

The author has something to say:

Apollo is not called Apollo

According to the translation, it is called Poros

Doesn't it mean that Polo is dead? !

The reputation is too bad

But survive two episodes

It's great

感谢读者“萌萌哒的女汉纸”,灌溉营养液+32017-05-1911:46:25

读者“今天你更新了吗”,灌溉营养液+52017-05-1820:10:56

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