[comprehensive] bald romance

"Sa~ Saitama-san~ let me see how strong you are~" Kamui made a gesture of invitation, and offered to make way for Saitama.

Saitama touched his bald forehead, nodded, and followed Kamui with his back hunched.

Along the way, I naturally encountered many strange-looking guys.

"Ah! Lord Shenwei, how can you collude with the enemy! Ah—!"

"Master Shenwei, Lord Shenwei, please stop quickly... ah~" The dragon suit died.

Kamui's hands were stained with green blood, and he stretched out his pink tongue like crazy to lick the blood in his hands, "Everything in the way is eliminated, Saitama-san, don't take offense~"

Saitama calmly glanced at the corridor behind Wei, raised his hand and asked, "Can I see pineapple if I walk here?"

"That's right~ Master Poros is in the temple."

"Well, I'll go by myself."

When Kamui saw Saitama stepping forward to follow up, the bald man who was standing there flashed a phantom. In less than a second, Kamui hardly felt someone passing by his side, but Saitama was indeed gone.

In the next second, Shenwei turned his face away and saw the bald man standing behind him, "Hey, let me go first, thank you for leading the way."

"...Saitama? Surprisingly interesting~" Kamui no longer had a hypocritical smile on his face, and suddenly opened his big sapphire blue eyes, full of murderous intent.

By the time Kamui followed, the gate of the temple had been flung by Saitama and embedded in the wall.

The air emanating from the temple carried Poros' fierce killing intent, and Shenwei couldn't wait to run into the temple.

Sure enough, Saitama and Poros fought, and Poros was punched by Saitama. When Poros flew out, he brought a strong air current, which shattered the pillars in the temple. At the same time, the armor on his body emitted Crackling crackling sound.

Poros's face was full of excitement that Shenwei had never seen before. He was full of fighting spirit, and his tone was crazy: "This muscle armor is used to suppress my strength. Very good, you have released its imprisonment!"

"I've been burning and destroying the universe, and 20 years have passed, and so far, all I've felt is boredom. Come on, give me some excitement in life! This is my purpose! Get me excited!"

When Poros spoke, one of his eyes widened, and the murderous intent in it could not be underestimated. Even Kamui, who stood on the beams and pillars to watch the excitement, was unavoidably affected by Poros' murderous aura.

Saitama is a hero. Although she is the only one in the League of Legends, it is worth mentioning that Saitama was sucked into the airship when she came here. In fact, what she thought was whether she bought the wrong model, and she always felt in the crotch The things in it are too small, and after running for a while, the blood circulation has accelerated.

White teeth!Shouldn't there be a side leak?

Thinking of this, a layer of cold sweat broke out on Saitama's bald forehead. If this is really the case, it would be a shame!

Although the opponent is an alien, he is also a male animal!

Noticing Saitama's cold sweat, Poros proudly said, "Hmph, how much courage do you think, why, are you getting scared now?"

"Ah——! Come on! Earthlings! Let me kill you after releasing my power! In the universe, there is no strong person except me! Hahahahaha!" Poros's hair exploded with a snap Opened, the lines on the skin turned into totems shining with blue light.

Saitama: "…..oh." Just end this fight and go back for a big Band-Aid.

Raising his fist, Saitama came to Poros. Poros reacted very quickly and escaped Saitama's attack, but his arm was inevitably smashed into pieces by Saitama.

"Is it only to this extent? My muscles have been strengthened, and it takes less than two seconds to reshape my body! Ahhhhhh~! Grow them!"

While Poros was speaking, new limbs proliferated from the severed arm as if he had been injected with hormones.

Saitama clapped his hands and exclaimed, "Oh, that's amazing, you're pretty strong."

Poros snorted arrogantly, and said, "Of course, people on Earth are too fragile, you're bleeding."

…What?

Saitama looked down, and there was a lot of blood oozing from the thighs, legs, and parts, which is so embarrassing!

She found that she was too embarrassed today, so she should quickly deal with the enemy and go back to change clothes.

Saitama is too lazy to explain his situation, and when he tells the aliens about the woman's aunt on earth, he doesn't know if they understand or not.

"Ah ah ah ah ah--!"

"Hahahaha-!"

"Yeah, yeah—!"

The temple was filled with the beast-like roar of Poros, and Saitama finally couldn't bear it anymore, and the veins burst out on his bald forehead, "Have you shouted enough? It's too noisy, you bastard!"

Saitama jumped from the ground into the air, and faced Poros face to face. On his egg-like face, a rare flash of impatience flashed across his face, and he said calmly, "Consecutive ordinary punches."

"Ah~~~~~~~~~!" Poros was sent flying, and when he landed, he kicked his foot on the wall, "I, Poros, will never be defeated by a simple-looking egghead on the earth." Defeated!"

Immediately afterwards, Poros pulled out a wild smile, and the cells all over his body transmitted the trembling factor.

"Hey, hey, what's wrong with the egg head! Have you ever seen a heroine with such a unique style of painting?!" Saitama crossed his hands in front of him, blocking Poros's continuous attacks, and then calmly complained: "Wow, your painting style It’s so strange, do ordinary villains undergo a second-stage transformation when they unleash their power? Your current image is very suitable for the Burying Love family!"

"Tch, you still have time to talk nonsense! Let me kill you with one punch!" Poros laughed loudly, and his attacks became more and more powerful.

Saitama took the time to stretch out a hand, because the other party is not a human being on earth, and she doesn't need to suppress her own strength. By the way, she expressed emotion to Poros's dry voice: "I have been arguing and arguing and introducing my own settings, you How much do you like to have a sense of presence? At first glance, you are a villain who can't survive two episodes."

Poros: "...Kill you, baldy!"

Poros kicked Saitama's abdomen with his long legs, which directly angered Saitama who was in a special period.

"Fuck you bastard! Specialize in attacking women's weaknesses! Go to hell, bastard!"

"Consecutive normal punches."

"Seriously punch."

The successive attacks made Poros unable to do what he wanted. During the battle with Saitama, Poros couldn't help thinking, would he really lose to this mere earthling?She looks so strange, not good-looking, even the facial features are so monotonous, will she really lose to her?

"Damn it! I'm going to get serious too! Bengxing Bombing Fist!"

Poros concentrated all his strength in one punch, Saitama frowned slightly, and said, "Then I'll be more serious, serious series, serious beating."

Because of the battle between the two, a serious explosion occurred inside the airship, and Kamui's blue eyes followed Saitama's figure.

"It's really... so beautiful~" He wants to take back his preface. Saitama is indeed a super powerful existence in the Yatu clan. .

"Ah, the airship is about to land! Lord Kamui, what should we do? When will Lord Poros end the battle?"

Shenwei glanced coldly, stretched out his hand and scratched the chest of the visitor, and said dissatisfiedly: "Don't disturb me."

Strength is all the conditions for a firm foothold. Since Poros founded the bandit group, he has never tried the taste of defeat. He has no energy to deal with the forced landing of the airship. At the heart of Poros, even with the most powerful healing power in the universe, Poros' vitality still begins to overdraw at an incredible speed.

"Last punch, serious punch."

With a click, Saitama heard a sound similar to the shattering of glass beads. Poros grinned, and the hair that had exploded seemed to have lost its vitality. It shrugged on his shoulders, and his handsome muscles instantly withered into a dry body. He braced his body and asked: "You, you won, let me tell you, what is the secret of being strong?"

Saitama scratched his head, withdrew his fist, and said, "Never mess with women who are menstruating, remember this truth."

It was said that Poros' body was blown by the wind, like sand, and gradually dissipated, leaving only Poros' head in place.Saitama respected him as a strong man and bowed slightly. If it wasn't for the aliens who came to invade the earth, maybe they could become friends by accident.

"Sa~Xiaoyu~, are you interested in giving me an egg or son? The child produced by the combination of our two genes will definitely be the most powerful king in the universe."

After Kamui watched the battle, he jumped from a high place and stood in front of Saitama.

From being indifferent at the beginning to being full of interest now, Kamui likes strong women, Saitama is very strong, only strong women are worthy of his genes.

After the fight, Saitama was going back to change the Band-Aid: "...I refuse."

"Teacher! Leave this guy to me!" After finally getting into the hole of the landing airship, Genos heard the smell of Saitama in the air? ? ? , ran to the middle of the temple in three steps, but just after entering the door, I saw the scene of the teacher being proposed!

hateful!What if the teacher is too popular?

"Hey~! Why?" Kamui showed a heartbroken look, like a puppy abandoned by its owner.His appearance is so deceptive that many women are deceived by his handsome appearance.

Saitama glanced at the dumb hair on Wei's head, looked at Genos, and said hello: "Yo~ Genos, scumbag, you are here~"

There is also bald, oh no, it is Kuroro.

"Hello."

"Teacher, let's go, it's very dangerous here." Genos guarded Shenwei like a wolf.

"Why reject me, Xiaoyu? Am I not good-looking?" Women like a handsome appearance. In this regard, Kamui has absolute confidence in his appearance.

Boros who just died: Can someone help me put my head back?

Saitama stared at Kamui's head for a second, and said, "I don't like men with long hair."

"..." Kamui, although he is a fighting maniac, unexpectedly cares a little about his appearance, and he will never shave his hair just to chase after a woman.

Just thinking about that picture is scary, okay? !

"Teacher, look, my head is bald! Even though I'm bald, I'm still handsome." Genos moved his shiny head closer.

Pushing away Genos's head that suddenly approached, Saitama said in disgust: "Genos, hurry up and get your hair transplanted, it doesn't look like you at all!"

Shenwei looked at the interaction between the two with a smile, and felt uncomfortable for a while. How does it feel to be ignored, just because today is 520?

Kuroro patted Shenwei's shoulder heavily, and said, "It's okay, there's still me."

When the two were arguing, the random door in Genos' space fell out again, and Saitama immediately complained: "What happened to this door! Why did it fall out again! Genos, have you closed the space properly? ?”

In the end, he subconsciously reached out to touch the door again, and Saitama and Genos crossed again.

A month later, the Dadi Hakka family launched a new travel package. Every guest who comes to the tour can also watch the big hole left by the hero Saitama in the Dadi Hakka family, plus a bald doll. The launch of the package will increase the GDP of the Dadi Hakka by five percent.It can be regarded as letting Shiba's anger be extinguished.

Saitama is not in the arena, but there are many rumors about Saitama in the arena.

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Saitama's landing point this time was very bad, "Uh...well, I'm sorry, I'm going out, you continue."

The black-haired man with a scar on his face was holding his small oo, the sound of the sparse water showed what the man was doing, he calmly took out his weapon, and said to Saitama: "Trash, go to hell!"

The author has something to say:

In fact, I originally wanted to go to Gintama or Jojo and come back.

But the little nephew is probably worried to death

so come back first

Genos' greatest rival in love is coming

silently excited

It is said that the author has been unhappy with Dior for a long time

It is conceivable how Dior will be hanged and beaten by the teacher

It's really easy to guess who is on stage, right?

Kamui will definitely appear in Gintama World

Today is 520

So I got up very early to code and put it in the manuscript box

go out tonight hi~

I stayed up late last night to make up K

still want to sleep

Thank you [Flowers Can't Come to Worms] for the mines, okay~

读者“萌萌哒的女汉纸”,灌溉营养液22017-05-2000:27:21

A fan who saw a Naruto a long time ago

what's the name forgot

Probably the plot is that the heroine is Gaara's puppet, the heroine was originally a demon, and then Gaara was blackened, and the heroine became Kakashi's sister?

Anyway, I forgot whether it was my younger sister or my apprentice...

The only thing that impresses

The heroine fucked Gaara once in the forest of death...

In the finale, we are naturally together. The name of the child born by the heroine is pineapple or lemon...

I really want to see it!Is there any little angel who read this article to make a fuss