[comprehensive] bald romance

"...So, that is to say, Ouba-chan, you are a descendant of a mage, and you specialize in contacting every brave man?"

Granny Dengshi looked fierce, but she was actually a kind woman. She was wiping the back of Genos's head with medicinal wine at this time, "Since you are a brave man, I will not hide it from you. Every brave man must destroy the devil king." Only later can you return to the original world. Seeing that you can get to this point, you must have experienced many difficulties, come on, this is the last hurdle."

Saitama put on a face, waved his hands, and said, "Ah, it's nothing. Things that can be solved with one punch are not difficult."

Mother-in-law Deng Shi only thought that Saitama was joking. Although there are many brave and skilled fighters among the previous heroes, she didn't say that one punch can kill the devil.

"There will be a demon king in this level, Saitama, you have to be careful." Dengshi's mother-in-law finished rubbing the medicinal wine, and rubbed Genos's brilliant blond hair, "This child looks good, where did you pick up the foster husband?" Granny Shi glanced at Janos' handsome face with red lips and white teeth. She has such an extraordinary appearance at a young age, and she will definitely become the top card in the red-light district in the future.

"No... Genos is not..." Saitama stumbled and explained, what kind of messy thoughts are filled in the minds of these adults!

Like the trio just now, before they were driven away, they even looked up and down Genos with evil eyes, and I almost couldn't help but storm them out of anger!

"Okay, I understand. The previous heroes have some petty habits. You are nothing." With an expression that I understand and I understand, Granny Dengshi stood up, patted Saitama on the shoulder, and said solemnly: "The brave , I leave the task of eliminating the Demon King to you!"

Leave it to her!Saitama's face was dull, still unable to integrate into Ouba-chan's passionate performance.

"So, Oppa-chan, what does the devil look like? Is there any specific reference value?" Saitama lowered his voice and asked cautiously.

Granny Dengshi's eyes suddenly turned sharp, and her eyes circled at the mouth. Under Saitama's expectant eyes, she chuckled and said, "I don't know."

Saitama fell to the ground, "I don't know what you are doing with such a serious expression?!"

There was a loud noise from upstairs, and Saitama glanced at the location of Wanshiwu, "What are you doing, demolishing the house?"

"Don't worry about them, just keep talking about us."

Looking at Saitama's exquisite side face, Mother-in-law Dengshi folded her hands on her chest and said: "The devil and the brave live together. The previous hero left this world with the corpse of the devil after destroying the devil. I am not sure about the specific situation. It is very clear, Saitama, if it is too late to destroy the Demon King, all the world will be affected by the Darkness of the Demon King, and in the end, everyone will be frozen in time, and the future will disappear.”

This is what Grandma Dengshi said, the brave man ran away with the devil, and hoped that the brave man this time would not be trapped by love and end up living alone.

"Okay, that's the end of the story. If you don't mind, the curly-haired man upstairs can't be used as a temporary shelter."

Seeing that the sky outside the house was getting darker, Grandma Toshi reminded Saitama, "Don't go out casually at night." Walking around on the street with a look like this is bound to cause serious trouble.

Received the invitation to have a house to stay tonight, Saitama sighed lightly, Genos nestled limply on Saitama's shoulder, and met the eyes of Grandma Toshi before leaving the izakaya.

Although the teacher did not understand what Ouba-chan said, the clever Genos understood the meaning immediately. He would not do anything to embarrass the teacher, but only after he said it before letting him The teacher understands.

This child is amazing, is he going to make the same mistakes again?Dengshi's mother-in-law secretly thought that fate would trick people, but this is also the fate of the brave and the devil, and no one can change it.

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"Silver sauce, I'm so hungry..."

A few minutes ago, in the izakaya, Saitama was chatting with her mother-in-law Toshi, while upstairs in the Wanshiwu, Xin Baji was going home to cook for her sister, "Silver sauce, there is no food in the refrigerator, I should go out and buy some ingredients."

"Shut up, new bastard! Do you think it's easy for me, Ah Yin? The eggs I just bought this morning have all fallen into this girl's bottomless pit!" After the night rabbit, his quality of life began to plummet. He used to be able to eat enough, but now he can't even eat enough.

As we all know, Yetu's appetite is the largest in the universe, comparable to a bottomless pit.

"Ah, Gin-chan, do you have any comments?" Kagura twisted her fist and made a creaking sound, her blue eyes stared coldly at the silver-haired man.

"No, it's nothing, Your Lady Queen."

"Hey! All the guys inside, get out of here, because you are suspected of disrupting the order of Yoshihara, now I ask you to come with us!"

Suddenly, the door of Wanshiwu was kicked away with a slap, and a grim-looking black-haired man came in arrogantly with a cigarette in his mouth, staring at the three people in Wanshiwu, and the little ghost squatting aside with a reserved look Head, said: "You three, go with me, really, I'm going to get off work, I'm not on duty today, bastard, hurry up and hold out your hand."

"Ah, isn't this a tax thief? Why, that trembling slug was beaten just now, are you going to come over and use it as a sandbag now?" Yin Shi stretched out his little finger and pinched his nose. There was a black spot on his finger. The pill, bouncing, jumped onto the black-haired man's nose, "Your hand slipped, swallow it."

"What?! You curly bastard!"

"Mr. Hijikata, eating it may save your IQ. I advise you to swallow it quickly." The crisp young voice sounded, followed by Okita Sougo holding a sky cannon.

"Zouwu, which side are you on?! Get out of the way, I'm going to kill this curly-haired bastard!" Hijikata Shishishi swung his knife and pointed at Yin Sakata, "Pay the price! Bastard!"

"Wait! The one who should pay the price is you, Mr. Tukata, you just kicked the door away casually, so hurry up and pay for it!" Xin Baji looked at the door that was kicked away with distress, and now the downstairs boarding house Grandma Shi should be angry again.

"That is to say! Just pay 100 million yuan! Hand over the money!" Kagura stood up and kicked Sougo Okita in the stomach, not wanting to be caught by Sougo Okita with his ankle.

"What kind of door needs 100 million in compensation! Little Kagura, you are blackmailing, do you really want to be caught in?!" Xin Baji was seriously responsible for complaining.

"Hey, I want you to look good this time." The shivering S eyes flashing coldly appeared again, and Sougo Okita and Kagura fell into a melee.

"Tax thieves over there, be careful, don't damage the walls of my house!" Sakata Gintoki jumped up from the sofa without lying dead, looking annoyed. He waved his head at Gintoki Sakata.

It was too late to say that, Dingchun, who was awakened by this group of people, slapped the back of Shifang Shishi with a slap. The sword also fell to the ground, and a dramatic scene appeared. Hijikata Shishizan was angry and rushed towards Sakata Gintoki uncontrollably.

With a thud, soft lips kissed Sakata Gintoki's forehead, and his hand just landed on Sakata Gintoki's well-developed chest muscles. This scene stunned the group of people who started the scuffle.

"Ah? I'm sorry, I'm too short-sighted to bother you." Saitama pushed open the door and looked at the overlapping figures in front of him very calmly. Isn't it just, did the man kiss the man? What's the big deal...

"Wait! I think your positions should be changed. Wouldn't it be better for you to be on top?" Saitama asked thoughtfully.

Genos frowned, and a glutinous voice came: "Teacher, what are they doing?"

oops!Forget that there is a child here!

Saitama patted Genos' head, forcing Genos to continue leaning on his shoulder, and said solemnly: "They are playing a little game of cucumber and chrysanthemum."

"Miss Saitama, please don't talk nonsense! Yin, I'm not that kind of person, get up!" Sakata Gintoki slapped Hijikata Shishishi on the forehead, and Hijikata Shishishi grabbed Sakata Gintoki's neck in anger , two people rolled around on the ground, causing another mess at the scene.

"Jenos, children are not allowed to watch."

"I understand, teacher, my little chrysanthemum hasn't fully developed yet." Genos said in a childish voice, he is a child, and he really shouldn't look at these evil and evil pictures.

Saitama immediately choked on his own saliva, "What are you looking at me for? I didn't instill these ideas into Genos!"

"Miss Saitama, I misjudged you, so you are this kind of person, there is no need to explain." Xin Baji pushed his glasses, as if he had discovered the truth.

"What do you know, you have so many glasses, I just want to ask, who is Harutarou-kun, your mother wants you to go home." Saitama looked around, and she, who has blurred vision of human faces, said A dwarf figure was found in the crowd, "I found you! Harutarou-kun!"

Mrs. Qing nestled in the corner of Wanshiwu, watching these ferocious guys beat each other, suddenly, the woman who appeared in Yoshihara ran up to her again, and the sixth sense unique to children told him that he had to run quickly That's right!

"You...what do you want to do to me?!" Haruta looked at the big sister who was obviously very beautiful, feeling a trace of fear for no reason.

"It's nothing, I just want to see the birthmark." Saitama put down Genos, grabbed Haruta's body, and then, under the watchful eyes of everyone, with the people behind his back, he opened Haruta's crotch with a click, surprised Said: "Wow, he is really the son of Rilun!"

"Wow, ah, Yinshi, help me!"

Haruta was crying, although Saitama kindly helped him put on his pants, and this scene was only seen by Genos, but in the end it still left a deep shadow on Haruta.

"Miss Saitama, so you really are this kind of person." Xin Baji taunted again.

Yinshi irritatedly held the head of the little devil who kept crying, and shouted: "Miss Saitama, think of a way, Ah Yin, I am not the kind of mother who comforts children!"

Hijikata Fourteen got up from the ground, just as Okita Sougo's soaring cannon flew over, alertly dodging the soaring cannon, Hijikata Fourteen shouted: "Bastard Souwu! Do you want to kill me!"

"Ah, what a pity..." Okita Sougo looked away, not wanting to admit that he was going to kill.

"It's unreasonable, I'm going to fight you!" Tufang Shishi, who was full of anger, rushed over regardless.

When the scene was in chaos again, Saitama touched the back of his head in distress and said, "Otherwise, I will be responsible and marry you?"

Janos: "... Teacher, you, what are you talking about?!

marry! "

Everyone in the master house: "..."