[comprehensive] bald romance

"I'm joking, don't take it seriously." Saitama said calmly.

"It's not a joke! Miss Saitama is really going to be scared to death by you! Can you please be serious?!" Xinbaji felt that his heart was beating a little too fast this day, "What the hell are you doing Kagura! Let go of Haruhita!"

Xin Baji turned his head and looked, well, Kagura actually picked up Haruta's collar and planned to throw it out of the window.

Hearing Xin Baji's impulsive words, Kagura said coolly: "Why, throw it out, Aru. Saitama-san, I have a better man here. Although that guy travels around all the year round and kills and sets fire at every turn, his essence is A good man who loves his family, why not introduce him to Saitama-san, how about Aru?"

If it is Saitama-san, he must have the ability to teach Kamui that arrogant guy a lesson. Kagura is thinking carefully in his heart, the more he looks at Saitama-san, the more pleasing to the eye, it is simply a tailor-made CP for his own idiot brother !

"Hey! Is a good man defined by not returning home and murdering and setting fire? Crazy, Kagura-chan, quickly put Haruta down!" Sakata Gintoki rushed over, hugging Kagura's waist, Shouted: "Let go, let go, let go!"

"Ahhh, help Gintoki! I'm just a poor kid who wants to save my mother, why are you doing this to me?!" Haruta struggled in Kagura's hands, tears dripping down her face, even more horrible Annoyed, he was so frightened that his crotch was wet, and he could imagine what happened.

The food Qingta ate today was white porridge, and she drank a lot of boiled water after exercising, so... Qingta, who was nestled in the corner and wanted to solve her physical problems quietly, was disappointed... peed...

"Teacher, you can't make such jokes in the future." Genos hugged Saitama's neck, his immature childish voice was full of warning, "If the teacher says such things again, I will, I will..."

Saitama held Tojanos' soft butt and asked, "How about you?"

"I will let the teacher be responsible for me!" Genos's mood is not as indifferent as Saitama's. It can be said that after Saitama said that sentence, an unprecedented crisis appeared in Genos's chest.

The future will change and anything is possible.The teacher is too good, Genos knew, more than one person discovered the teacher's light.What if the teacher likes another man?

No, not only men, but also women, what if there are women who fall in love with the teacher?

Genos is about to explode with anger. He is not a mechanical body now, but he can still feel the feeling of being so angry that his body organs creak.

This feeling of catching his wife cheating and being cuckolded made Genos make the craziest move yet.

The fleshy little hands grabbed Saitama's face, and then, under the watchful eyes of everyone, Genos slapped and kissed Saitama's lower lip heavily, and finally, he licked his moist lips with endless desire, Genos Blushing, said: "Now, the teacher must be responsible to me."

stab-

This is the sound of Saitama's Sanguan breaking, Genos...Genos...he did something amazing! ! ! !

There is an inexplicable feeling spreading in Saitama's heart. The taste of Genos's kiss is sweet, like cotton candy in summer, without that sticky feeling, with a hint of refreshing watermelon.

But... there is no reason for master and apprentice to kiss!

Ahhhhhhhhh, Janos, is he going to let her bear the name of crime? !Damn, she wants to commit a crime now!

"Saitama-san, you don't need to explain. Combined with your previous behavior, we all understand, I give you two words, scum." Sakata Gintoki put Haruta on the floor in disgust, and Haruta who peed his pants was there Before running into the bathroom, he pouted and said, "Beast!"

Kagura said excitedly: "It's so cool! My brother also has a baby face, are you interested in pounce on that idiot of my brother, Aru?"

Xin Baji covered his face, "Kagura-chan, you said your brother is an idiot, who wants to be with an idiot? And Ms. Saitama, are you, are you really, that pedophile lover?"

"It must be, hey Souwu, arrest this damn suspicious woman!" Hijikata Shishi said viciously, what did this woman say just now, and he was below?nonsense!Even if he has that sexual orientation, he is on top, okay? !

"Although I don't want to pay attention to Mr. Hijikata No. [-] mentally handicapped, but those who attack children are really scum~" Sougo Okita, who is a chestnut head, is usually foolish, but he is quite reliable at critical moments, "Arrest you! Suspect! "

"What?! I'm innocent!" Saitama explained.

"What do you want to do to the teacher? This is voluntary, and it has nothing to do with the teacher. The feeling of admiring the teacher is not something you scum in society can understand." Genos has no respect for anyone other than Saitama "The teacher will become my wife in the future, this is a matter between our husband and wife, there is no need for you to talk too much."

"I don't know why, but I suddenly feel that this kid is committing a crime." Tufang Shishi blew out smoke rings, his forehead was covered with veins, "Damn you brat, who are you calling a scum! I'll kill you!"

"Mr. Hijikata is a scum, what's the problem?" Sougo Okita dug his ears coolly.

"You tax thieves are messed up, get out of my house, Ah Yin! Get the money for repairing the door, and get out immediately!"

Sakata Yinshi stared angrily at the people in the room, "And you! Ah Yin, I didn't say I would take you in! Get out, get out!"

That's right, he's just an ordinary master of everything. He worked diligently to pull the children in the family, and accidentally got a business. How could he know that he would mess with these people who shouldn't be messed with?

"Hey! You damned people, who attacked our respected Mr. General?!" A rough voice sounded, and outside the door of Wanshiwu, there was a dense crowd of Shinsengumi members.

The man who looked like an orangutan rushed in, saw the situation inside, and said in surprise, "Ah? Fourteen, Sougo, are you here too?"

"Ah, it's Boss Kondo." The two greeted each other.

"What, did you guys do what happened just now? Did you spill dirty liquid on the head of the general who went out to observe the situation of the people?"

For a while, the atmosphere froze.

It turns out that today is the day for the General's private visit. I don't know what kind of nerves the General has. He got the fortune teller's instructions and insisted on going out to patrol today.

No, just arrived downstairs at the destination, when Qingta's liquid was drenched all over his head.

Haruta hiding in the bathroom: It's better not to go out, it's better to play dead.

"General, I'm very sorry, it seems that my subordinates did something wrong!" Kondo bowed his head and apologized.

"It's alright, let me meet you, Mr. Brave." A clear voice sounded, just like the voice, Mr. General's appearance is clear and handsome, he is a handsome man, the only strange thing is that he has a hairstyle with the head of the moon.

"This, is this the brave man who appeared in the divination?" The general had a suspicious liquid on his head, and without taking off his shoes, he hurried a few steps to Saitama, then bowed his head and said, "My Nai Tokugawa Shigeru Mao, Lord Brave, please save this world."

However, Saitama directly refused: "No, I still have commissions on hand that have not been completed."

"Are you kidding me? Is this guy really a general? Why did the general come to ask Saitama-san for help?! General, you can also ask me for help. I am the boss of Wanshiwu, and I can do anything as long as you give me enough remuneration."

Sakata Gintoki showed a flattering smile, rubbing his hands and sticking to it.

The general nodded to the following subordinates, and after a while, the subordinates pulled out a box, opened it, and piles of shining gold exuded a charming allure.

"Master Brave, this is the cost of action. After you kill the devil, you will have countless gold and silver wealth."

"No problem, it's on my body!" Saitama changed his style of painting, and compared his fingers very handsomely, and the box that two men could lift was easily held in her arms.

"Great, Luang Po's divination is indeed correct." The general breathed a sigh of relief, "Dragon Po is the greatest fortune teller in this country."

"Wait... isn't the dragon mother the same as the dragon mother?!" Saitama has no impression of the name, but he still has some memories of this fortune teller who chose to commit suicide before the end of the world, "so in fact she didn't die at all and just ran away. To another world?!"

Then the world will be destroyed by the Demon King again...

Listening to what this group of people said, Genos' eyes darkened. The teacher didn't take what he did, and covered it up with a joking behavior.

"teacher…"

"What, Genos?" Saitama asked without hearing what Genos said clearly.

"It's nothing, teacher, let's go to Yoshiwara quickly, and then go to find the devil." Genos raised his head, his eyes were eager and with a little expectation, and after all this, he confessed to the teacher!

"Hmm..." As expected, the child's emotions come and go quickly, and Saitama is not clear about Genos's mood that is sunny and cloudy for a while.

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"Shenwei, where have you been? The old man told you to come back immediately, which planet did you go to and run wild?"

Yoshiwara's owner is named Fengxian, and he is also Yotu, and he has a disciple named Kamui under his seat.

Fengxian was in a bad mood. When Saitama destroyed the scene, he was intoxicated with tenderness, and rushed to the scene at a very fast speed, but only saw a mess.

Under his jurisdiction, Yoshihara has never had any incidents for so many years, but because of a woman, Yoshihara's sky burst!

How will he gain a foothold in the universe in the future? !

"Lord Fengxian, where is that person? Have you found it?" Shenwei was holding a large bowl of rice, eating with relish, and asked Fengxian's anger in an extremely flat tone.

People are useless when they are old, and they will make a fuss about a little thing, "Let me solve the enemy for you."