Emperor: Author please let me die!

[Things about everything]

The protagonist is called Li Wanji...

Judging from this name, he is doomed not to stand up!

But what is even more "sad" is that Li Wanji's uncle burped.

By the way, Li Wanji's father is the first in line to be the heir - the crown prince, and there is not a single son or concubine. My uncle was tricked by someone, and by the way, he pulled down Li Wanji's uncle and his father, who is also the current crown prince. horse.

Hearing the news, the emperor who was hanging his breath happily received a bowl of Mengpo soup.

but!

Li Wanji is actually Uncle's son!

If the dog is not bloody, you will not be happy!

But Li Wanji is not only unhappy, but also distressed.

There are three reasons.

And listen to me slowly.

First, if the news is known by the courtiers...Huh?It seems that there is nothing wrong, because the father only has his own son.But just not happy!

Second, if you become an emperor in the future, you will have to marry a queen and accept concubines. There are a lot of harems that cannot be prevaricated by a manager!

Third, Uncle, Uncle, Father, King, why did you all die—— Wanji is lonely and lonely in this world, do you know what to do when you die? [crying]——

[bed]

Li Wanji opened his eyes, and the cloth rustled.

As soon as the confidant eunuch moved his ears, he twirled his fingers and walked forward with small steps to wait for the dressing.

Li Wanji said: "Can my father's body be placed properly?" "

The eunuch bowed skillfully, showing his white teeth: "Your Highness, everything is settled."

Li Wanji flicked his sleeves: "Let's go."

[on the way]

Author: Why don't you say you don't draft?

Li Wanji took a step forward with an extremely serious expression: because I want to be a harem.

The author continued typing the next line: ... I was wrong, I shouldn't have written your character like this!

Li Wanji rolled his eyes, and the eunuch behind him slid forward, and with a wave of Luanjia, he lifted his robe and went up: No!You're doing it right, I love this character set!

The author is very distressed: But my readers leave messages saying they don't like your character design!

The corner of Li Wanji's mouth twitched: none of my business~

The waists of the eunuchs were a little wretched.

Author: How can you swear!

Li Wanji: Cut!They can't hear again!

Author: You are wrong!With your posture, sooner or later you will vent your anger on others for your little mistake!

Li Wanji turned his back on everyone and stuck out his tongue: You don't care~

The author turned up the word with his backhand, swiped it up and down a few times, and after pondering for a while, added a sentence somewhere, "Li Wanji's mouth curled up, under his handsome face with sword eyebrows and starry eyes, there was a hidden MMP who wanted to turn over and press down." someone's heart."

Li Wanji stepped off the Luanjia and stepped over the threshold.

The author happily typed out those words: What do you think?

Li Wanji: ... MMP.

Author: When it comes out later, you can roll your eyes and read readers' comments for a while.The stepmother treats you well, and it's not easy to abuse you like a dog.

Li Wanji: MMP! ! !

Author: Dare to say MMP, believe it or not, I will write you as a centenarian...

thump--

Li Wanji knelt down in front of the corpse of his unrecognizable father, the Crown Prince who was aggrieved both before and after his life.

Author: ... Wanji, what happened to your knee?

Li Wanji let out a foul breath: I knelt down.

Author: ... oh.

Author: I thought you would persist for a while, but I didn't expect you to be so fast.

Li Wanji raised his head, and successfully saw through the titanium alloy dog ​​eyes next to him that the handsome white-haired Taifu behind him shed two lines of hot tears, and then turned his face reflexively: Hurry up?

Author: I think I can still try.

Li Wanji: No!

The author sneered: Why not?Your mother is still alive, she has now been promoted to become the queen mother.I asked her to help you draft, do you dare not listen? !

Li Wanji: I dare.

Author: Give me an accurate word, I dare to let you live to be a centenarian!

Li Wanji: Heh!

After Li Wanji struggled to get up, he waved his hand to make the Tai Tuo retreat, only the unrecognizable corpse and the confidant were left beside him.

Li Wanji sneered and gave a glance to the confidant, then at the corpse, then at the confidant again: Help me find a warlock!

The confidant manager nodded with a sullen face.

The author crossed his legs and typed in his spare time, while Kawen watched the play.

[Access to the Throne]

The author typed a few words hesitantly: ... Do you want to be an emperor?

Li Wanji satirized the past mercilessly: "Whether I want to be emperor or not, aren't you my stepmother? Don't you still know?"

Author: No, no, no——I am just a consciousness in the space you are in. It just so happens that I am the master of this space and can control everything including you.As a master, it is inhuman not to share these things... So, a group of readers are observing you from the angle I described, spying on you, taking you away, and even keeping you hahahaha——

Li Wanji: Why is it so familiar...

Author: Because the picture book in your hand is the story I wrote.

Li Wanji: ...Why are you so naughty? !

Author: The person who is in school later is exactly your demeanor [smile].

Li Wanji rubbed his chin, and by the way stretched out his foot to kick away a memorial that blocked the way: I don't think my demeanor is as wretched as yours.

Author: What did you say?

Li Wanji: Cough... I said my style is not as good as your Weisheng.

Author: What kind of enthronement do you want?

Li Wanji: Can I choose [Surprise.jpg]?

Author: Actually, I don't want to write about your coronation ceremony, so let's skip it.

In desperation, Li Wanji got excited, choked on his own saliva, and coughed.

The confidant eunuch with long sleeves and good dance skills immediately brought a cup of tea at a suitable temperature with a calm expression on his face.

Author: Don't you think about it?

Li Wanji waved everyone out of the imperial study.

Li Wanji: Have you had enough fucking fun?

Author: Good good good!I'll save him sometime!

thump--

Author: How are your knees?

Li Wanji: ...my back is bad.Stepmother, if you do this, you will lose my QAQ

Author: When I bring him to you, what will you call me?

Li Wanji: Dad——

Author: Son, don’t forget that your grandfather drank Mengpo soup and left. I can give you one or two!

Li Wanji: I don’t want anything but him!I don't want the enthronement ceremony, Dad——

Author: Good Son——

[Qiankun Temple]

Author: Your setting is for wearing, but the angle you bend can be adjusted.

Li Wanji: Is this the purpose of your trying to get me drafted?

Li Wanji: Aren't you afraid that I'll pick out a bunch of Mulan-like hunks?

Author: I believe you won't [smile].

Li Wanji snorted coldly, and dropped a note: Are you so sure?Don't slap your face in the future~

Author: If you have the guts to talk about a big guy who picks your feet, I will type 3000 words on my head!I do what I say!

Li Wanji raised his eyes, his eye circles were naturally dark without powder, cream or eyeliner, but it made the courtiers below tremble: ... Let me think about it.

Author: Wanji you have to control your hand!After the audition begins, please don't click on Mulan-kun like a cramp when you see the appearance of the show girl——!

With his index finger resting on his chin, Li Wanji looked at a certain censor's account with a solemn and inviolable expression: What if that Mulan gentleman disguised himself as a woman?

The author sincerely reminds: I am a stepmother, thank you!

The implication is... It is almost impossible for you to find a man who will fall in love with you!

Li Wanji put down the notebook, put his hand on the notebook, and stroked it diagonally.

The confidant eunuch at the side understood, straightened his back, and shouted loudly: "Your Majesty is tired, if all the ministers are fine, retreat—"

One person stepped out, bent down and said: "I have something important to report to Your Majesty!"

Li Wanji gestured with his eyes again.

The confidant eunuch who understands people's "meaning" swept his eyes and bowed respectfully: "My lords have something important to do, please follow the miscellaneous family to the imperial study for a while." Then he straightened his back, with a slightly shrill voice wrapped in a strong internal force Spray the minister's face directly, "Back—towards—"

Finally, no one stopped my old lady's words, huh!