Emperor: Author please let me die!

[busy]

Author: Aren't you checking the readers' comments on you?

Li Wanji: In your description, am I handsome?

Author: ... Didn't you read the scriptures I gave you?

Li Wanji propped his chin: I wrapped the memorial skin outside, and after I accidentally kicked it flying last time, it was taken away and burned as garbage.

Author: Blame me!

Li Wanji: Dad - I should be blamed!

Author: Hey~ Good boy!

Li Wanji: Then I'll go read the comments hahahaha!

Author: Be careful of your glass heart...

[sneak]

Rows of black characters appear on the newly obtained memorial

Li Wanji "concentrated" to correct the memorial.

[reading theory]

Little Apple of Qianjia: Who is the CP of Li Wanji?Could it be the author [hee hee hee]

. . . : I think Li Wanji may be straightened by the eunuch, and the compassionate clothes have come out

1246: Is the author also a...

6666: upstairs 6666

The early bird catches the worm: Upstairs names light up

24k Gold: Am I the only one who thinks that the author and Li Wanji have a story [smirk]

6666: Upstairs, you are not alone

3457: Upstairs +10086

~~~~~~: I think the conversation between Li Wanji and Zhu lords should be more interesting. Zhu lords are a censor, and Li Wanji is a time-traveling boy. The two get together...Huh?What am I talking about?This pair of CP seems to be delicious too hahahaha...

White-headed poet: Upstairs you are enough...but this pair of CP is really weird——

かわいい: I think the author may make the dream come true, and then... hehehe...

WSanEnglishspeaker: The idea upstairs is as weird as the author's brain hole, the minister seconded

[think]

Author: What do you think?

Li Wanji: I have no idea.

Author: Tell me!I'm licking ice cream, my sister is in a good mood, let's chat casually~

Li Wanji: ...can you let me taste it?

The author sneered, but a drop of black unknown liquid fell on the newly bought white skirt to hold 13: Don't you have iced apricot cheese?The whole banquet is waiting for you, do you think you have the nerve to come and grab 3 yuan and 5 pieces of ice cream with me?

Li Wanji: ... I'm ashamed that people don't speak secretly.

The author glanced at the word next to it, and came back to continue chatting: Do you know that they all gave me a negative score? !It is because you care about your little integrity that you are so poor!

Li Wanji: Didn’t you write it?Why are you still angry at me?

Author: speak up!Where did you get the word venting anger?

Li Wanji: I learned from you!

author:……

Author: At the last court meeting, did you see if there was anyone you liked.If you really don't have one, in the draft three months later, you will symbolically pick a few girls who are brilliant, and bring them back to the palace as decorations.When you really can't make it through, I'll find you a substitute to keep your virginity!

Li Wanji frowned and looked at someone's note: ... so kind to me?

Author: Bringing the dead back to life is too much trouble for me!And that way of dying...it's unreasonable to live—! ! !

Li Wanji sneered, and put down a list of show girls: Then what do you want? !

Author: How about... I'll pinch a living person who looks the same [flattery]?

Li Wanji: What do you think?

Author: I see, I'll find a man-in-law in Show Girls!Although you are the goalkeeper, you can still shoot with your foot, right? !

Li Wanji: Shameless [Furious]! ! ! ! ! !

Author: So now you should understand [stand hands] I was beaten up by many comments [helpless]? !

Li Wanji gritted his teeth and drank a cup of tea with ingredients: I, Ming, Bai!

Author: I did not pour this cup of tea!Your mother is very worried that you will inherit your third uncle's disease from generation to generation, so I will save you with tea, and don't blame her, dear~

Li Wanji was very confused, but he swiped his right hand: What... sick?

The author has a smirk on his face: non-fraternal immobility syndrome bending syndrome.

Holding the vermilion pen, Li Wanji slowly drew a circle on the paper: ... What are you doing?

Author: Sao operation.Don't you understand what I mean?If you don't do what I say, I can arrange other scenes for you.That person is dead and cannot survive!do you understand?

Li Wanji looked at the excellent blue-black square paperweight, his eyes were dull: I don't understand...

The author couldn't bear to type: Don't be so decadent, maybe he will become A Piao and enter your dream?

In a flash of inspiration, he wiped away the pen holder on the desk where more than two people could lie on it: What you said is true?

Author: ... also, not necessarily.

Li Wanji continued to stare blankly at the paperweight: Oh.

The author stuffed half a piece of bread in a daze: ... you won't be dazed, will you?I even pointed at you to eat!

Li Wanji: Will Ah Piao come?

The author gritted his teeth: It should.

Li Wanji: Which A Piao is that?

author:……

Author: Which one do you want?

Li Wanji looked aggrieved at the comments on the memorial: Don't you know what I'm thinking?

Author: Uh...you've already said what's on your mind, how do I know oh hehe...

Li Wanji: Then let me be quiet, I want to be quiet.

The author's eyes lit up: Do you want to be quiet?You are waiting in bed tonight!Apiao will come!

Li Wanji smiled wryly: Thank you——

Author: No thanks, no thanks...Who made you the protagonist of my meal? [Waving hands, waving hands]!

[guess]

The confidant eunuch squeezed his small crescent moon eyes and grinned, with twelve and a half white fine teeth neatly embedded in the gums, very cute: "My lords have stole the limelight today! The miscellaneous family has never seen Your Majesty." You value the other adults so much..."

The lords waved their hands, but still lowered their voices, and turned their heads: "Why doesn't Your Majesty choose a draft? Now twenty-one, even under the Eastern Palace, he has never married a wife..."

"grown ups……"

The confidant eunuch curled his mouth, revealing an unidentified smile, only glanced at the adults, and then shook off the floating dust.

The white-faced eunuch faced the lords and bowed: "Your Majesty, please."

[Royal Study Room]

All the adults knelt down to salute, and the rules were very thoughtful.

Li Wanji rolled his eyes, then took them back.

The adults glanced at each other, lifted their robes and got up.

Li Wanji tapped the ink brush: "What do you have to report?"

All the adults bowed, then raised their eyes to look directly at Li Wanji.

The author is eating watermelon: Is this look familiar...

Li Wanji: Don't talk nonsense!

The lords bluntly said: "Your Majesty is twenty-one, let alone a concubine in the harem, even a kingdom has never been established, and there are no heirs, I am afraid that the courtiers will be in danger!"

Li Wanji chuckled: "What Zhu Qing said is true. After the accidental death of my father and uncle, my grandfather also passed away. The clan is weak, and I have no choice but to support the world."

All the lords said again: "Your Majesty is diligent in governing himself, strictly disciplines himself and his ministers, and is a blessing to the people." The topic changed, and then returned to the frequency of the turn, "But your majesty works hard during the day, and has no concubine to take care of you at night, so it is inevitable that you will be disappointed." the way of nature."

Li Wanji laughed again: "My lords are also single, why don't you marry a wife and have children, and share the relationship?"

All the adults in their twenties straightened their backs and said righteously: "I have been weak since childhood, and even this court meeting has supported me for a while. I just persisted until now. How can I indulge in female sex and miss the business?"

Author: Don't you think it makes sense?Do you still want to find that A Piao in your heart that you haven't talked about all this time?

Li Wanji: ...you are so smart.Why don't you go to heaven? !

Author: I'm on it, don't you know?

Author: When I created you, I was already in heaven.

Li Wanji: Didn’t you say that I’m just the protagonist in the space that your will passes by?Why is it now the character you created again?Then I am not...

Author: I'm a fish flying in the sky, if you see me talking nonsense, it's me spitting bubbles.

Li Wanji: Are you about to suffocate without oxygen?

author:……

Author: You are the boss, you have the final say.

The lords continued to fight on the basis of reason: "Your Majesty, five years ago, my sister-in-law married the third son of the household servant Chen's family. The Chen family is the mother's family of the empress dowager. Now, my sister-in-law has two sons and a daughter. But be loyal to your country."

Li Wanji took out a tied jade pendant from his belt, tossed it up and down several times, and then raised his eyes to look at the adults: "You are so weak, why don't you sweat a little?"

The adults have a good reason: "I have been sweating a lot since I was a child, and it is not easy to sweat hot."

Li Wanji let out an "oh", but still glanced at the masters: "Then you go back."

The masters struggled to death, and said coyly: "The matter of the beautiful girl..."

Li Wanji snorted: "The period is three months, the Empress Dowager will handle this matter."

All the adults knelt down extremely swiftly: "Your Majesty is wise, Your Majesty is wise."

Li Wanji waved his sleeves.

All adults retreat obediently.

Author: Your courtiers seem to be treating you badly.

Li Wanji sighed, and said with emotion: Don't say that, there is nothing wrong with their attitude of caring for me, it's just that the way is wrong.

Author: ...you are so thorough.I take it!