Emperor: Author please let me die!

[on board]

still half a month ago

Author: How long have you been lurking?

Li Wanji: Why do you use the word latent?

The author who was speechless for a moment: ... Don't you think it's very suitable?

Li Wanji: I think the word lurking also hides a bit of obscenity, a bit of cowardice, and a late-stage lazy cancer who just doesn't want to move when he is in the circle.

The author suddenly realized: Are you from country Z in the [-]s?

Li Wanji squinted his eyes: What do you think?

Author: Do you think I guessed right?I don't guess hahahaha!

Li Wanji: Why am I still like this?You don't want me to be with him, you can just say it, and I can accept it.

Author: Would you still compromise?

Li Wanji squinted his eyes, and sprinkled a handful of bait: I can be a wise king, but I will naturally become a notorious licentious and innocent king.

author:……

Author: Don't be so confident!I haven't said you can be an emperor yet!

Li Wanji: Oh?

Author: My profile is so clear... Even if you are true love, will I still write everything about you?After the child is born, the blood relationship engraved in the gene cannot be written, and your real love life can also be manipulated - as long as you don't care about children under the false blood relationship.The world is still a good place, and you still have a chance!

Li Wanji waved his hand, and the underwater fish also rushed to snatch the swollen bait. Their round bellies swelled at an alarming speed, and then slowly swam into the aquatic plants.

Li Wanji smiled: Thank you for your good words.

Author: ...You're welcome.

[sweet abuse]

Li Wanji moved the pen hesitantly, looking at the folded book in front of him with good eyesight: Damn it!This product is sick!

Author: Wait I'm coming!What happened!

Li Wanji curled his lips into a smile, causing the confidant eunuch to shake his body: Damn it!This guy actually swallowed the disaster funds allocated by me!

Author: ...how much did he swallow?

Li Wanji: What do you think?

author:……

Li Wanji easily wrote some words on the booklet: It's only a few million taels of silver, which is nothing compared to his belongings!

author:……

Li Wanji took out another book from another pile of books, and continued to repeat the hard work: Actually, I don't know why he still went to the red building to find women!The women I send to his house are all the best, and I don't know that his tastes are more picky and he will fall in love with those... women!

Li Wanji ticked the ink brush with disdain, and pulled out a notebook again: What do you think?

Author: ...Actually, I think his taste can be the same as yours.

Li Wanji: Oh?

The author with a full face: I think this possibility is very likely.

Li Wanji: Then what do you think about this product?

Author: I think he may have taken a fancy to someone who is not very easy to get, but due to factors such as emotional outlook, identity, proximity to his hometown, etc., he has been hesitant to do it.

Li Wanji: Who do you think that person is?

author:……

Li Wanji: The character design of this guy...you should have written it down long ago, right? !Don't tell me you don't understand you don't understand!I've read every single one of those readers' comments!

The author with a cute face typed a few words in a daze: ... Wasn't it drawn?

Li Wanji touched his chin, took a sip from his teacup: Recharge money, or directly penetrate your account and hack into the background.

author:……

Li Wanji: Of course I ruled out the latter.I just tidied up a little and saw what you sent.

author:……

Li Wanji smiled: My desk seems to have been carefully decorated by you, but have you forgotten my little leather whip stuffed under the bed?

Author: ...I can explain.

Li Wanji: Well, let’s get started!

Author: ... Cough, you will meet, life is very rich~ But I also opened a small story.This means that your stories will be told in another way.

Li Wanji: Sweet, or abusive?

Author: ... A light-hearted and non-abuse short story, I didn't poison you!

Li Wanji: I thought you were going to write me as a Piao, which made me happy for so long.

author:……

[brass bell]

Li Wanji stretched out his right hand very tenderly, and his fingertips lightly touched the air in front of him.

The two huge copper bells also emitted a faint halo.

Li Wanji: "Are you... okay?"

The brass bell with a halo bilingbilingly flashed: "I'm fine, even if the place I'm in is completely dark, I can still see your appearance from the only small window."

Author: Didn't he stay in that space?Why is there still a place?

Li Wanji: Damn it, you came out when I was having a good chat with him!

Author: ... can't you?The only thing that has the deepest connection with him is this giant brass bell.Would you ever see him again without me?

Li Wanji gritted his teeth, and continued to look at Tongling affectionately: If it weren't for you, I wouldn't lose him; if not, I wouldn't be forced to choose a harem!

Author: You will not be...

Li Wanji sneered in his heart, but the tenderness in his eyes never faded: Did you just know now?When you broke us up, you should have known this day would come!

Author: I...

Li Wanji: Do you think you can do whatever you want by creating us? !Yes, you can indeed!

author:……

Li Wanji lowered his head in grief, and three seconds later, he looked up at the copper bell with tears in his eyes: You can take away his life, but you can't take away my thoughts and love for him!

Author: Oh [sigh.jpg]!Don't you understand?

Li Wanji: ...

Author: You may have understood it a long time ago, but you don't want to face the reality!Do you think that the one in front of you is still him?As I said at the beginning, you can get what you want, but you must exchange it for your most precious thing.Do you remember this incident?

For a while, some of the cute coins have not reacted: It seems... I don't have much impression.

Author: Whether you remember it or not, your sensory memory is not important anymore.I didn't save it at the time, it was my mistake.Although the transaction does not intuitively reflect to your brain nerves in the complete form of objective existence, you have to abide by it.Because I told you now in time.

Li Wanji: ...What do you mean?

Author: You two can't be together.

Li Wanji roared crazily: You didn't say that at the beginning!

Author: But won't you relax if he dies?

Li Wanji: ...

Author: I said I'd give you a sadistic ending, but would you like to be with a ghost?A ghost can't bear the yang energy from the emperor!Before he was alive, he was just a prince who made a lot of money!He doesn't have the most yang qi lingering around his body, and he can't bear you, the container of the new yang qi!Do you know what you are to him?

Some were dumbfounded: I don't know...

Author: ... In his eyes as big as copper bells, you are just a human-shaped collection of solstice energy!Even if he can communicate with you, as long as he leaves here, he will be roasted into two copper bells by your yang energy!

Li Wanji: ...I want to be quiet.

Author: Time waits for you, think for yourself!