Emperor: Author please let me die!

[find fault]

Li Wanji: Your uncle will die for me!

Author: Grandpa, I am here, if you have anything to say, just say it [DaLao.jpg]!

Li Wanji: Dad, I only saw his soul (you may have read it wrong), but I didn’t see him who is very sober!

Author: Tell me, what do you think are suspicious?

Li Wanji: He said he was suffocated to death by a three-inch knotted plant tube. What do you think?

Author: Hmm...

Li Wanji: Your "um" and "..." are interesting.

Author: I think... If I write this method of death, I should drop a lot of favorites.

Li Wanji: So you...

Author: But I think this stalk is very good.And he asked other creatures to entrust such a dream, I don't have to be so reckless [pen refill]! !

Li Wanji: You...

Author: Do you want to know the three-dimensional image of the specific form at two time points when you see him in the future?

Li Wanji: I want to!

The author "crashed" in the folder to find a lot of pictures, after going through various P pictures, click two to send successfully: What do you think?It's time to test your faults!

Li Wanji: ...I want to be quiet.

Author: Give me an answer as soon as possible, dear!Pay attention to the color difference!

Li Wanji: ...

[Sequelae]

In future generations, only the confidant eunuchs know that His Majesty hates sales the most in this life!

[cell phone]

Author: Your phone is ringing.

When Li Wanji got excited, he kicked his feet, and a 45° backflip was perfect.

thump--

Author: Wanji, what's wrong with you? ! ——

Li Wanji touched his nose, two lines of tears under his eyes: Didn't you see it?Isn't my appearance a scene from your pen? ! !

The author hesitated for a moment: ... I smuggled you some successful people's trilogy of fighting the world, defending the world and passing on the world, but didn't you see the rules?

Li Wanji put on a straight face: To be honest, I have never seen the love history of those dedicated emperors and virtuous concubines before.

Author: So what have you seen?

Ten thousand chances: the 20-year battle between the bloodthirsty and combative bearded grassroots man and the round-faced cow-herding girl with the Yangtze River and the Yellow River in her arms.

author:……

Author: That's not the point.Could it be that those girls and men will write about the "scenery" incident that you incompletely turned back in the article?nonexistent!

Li Wanji: Did you write it? !

Author: ...if I had written it, you might have died.

Li Wanji: Why do you say that?If this kind of plot happened...would it have such serious consequences?

Author: It is a fact that you failed the backflip.If I listen to your words and write them in my article, my readers will also see them, and they will have unprecedented doubts about your personality after seeing them... My readers Maybe you will score negative points, or you may disappear from now on and stop paying attention to me, an incompetent code farmer... In order to save some rice fans, I will arrange an extremely cheating ending for you, either dead or crazy or humiliated, or abused or Imprisoned or slaughtered... Stepmother expects a lot from you, don't let me down——

Li Wanji: ...

Li Wanji: Then you said the word mobile phone...for what?

Author: Oh... I just got the dialog wrong, and...

Li Wanji: Good Dad!

Author: darling.

[voice]

Half a month ago

Li Wanji sang: a big fish...

Author: Big fish swim wantonly under your boat.

Li Wanji shuddered and took a few steps back

Li Wanji coughed a few times and continued to sing: The bird on the tree...

Author: Didn't you see that the secretory system of the bird is working?

Li Wanji was energized for the second time, and took a few steps back again.

Li Wanji tugged at his collar, raised his head, and sang loudly: The wind is roaring and the horse is...

Author: The cloud in the sky looks like a horse, the wind seems to blow the cloud over, look, look, look...

Li Wanji turned his head: don't listen, don't listen, don't listen...

Author: The wind seems to be swirling, the birds fall into the whirlpool in the water, and the whirlpool seems to be...

Li Wanji turned his head again: What exactly are you trying to tell me?

Author: The vortex in the water seems to be the mouth of a fish.

Li Wanji took a few steps back again and again.

The author kept typing: Don't worry, I can make it back!

Li Wanji smiled very reservedly, and then scolded the author: How did you come back!Your readers have seen my aggrieved appearance, how can you get it back!I'm almost eaten by fish!

Author: You may also be swept away by the wind, or you may be buried and suffocated to death by the powerful secretions of the birds, or you may fall into the water and drown... I am a stepmother, and there are thousands of ways to die, don't thank me haha clatter!

The author is still unkempt.Under the two green eyes, fingers flying, the author knocked "Li Wanji's face finally showed a crack, under the always handsome and calm face, there are still some unknown stars hidden " A wretched smile also flowed out along the corners of the curved mouth.

Li Wanji twitched the corner of his mouth, and let out a sneer: Hehe?Hehe your sister!

[the eldest son]

Author: What are you wearing? !

Li Wanji's face was sullen, and his quiet face showed no emotion: Did you know?I thought you and I had a tacit understanding, so I didn't discuss this issue with me.

Author: ... I thought you were just a grandson of the emperor who had been lurking for a long time.

Li Wanji: I am just the grandson of a side concubine, please remove that latent word.

Author: I know!This is the character design I wrote for you, am I still unclear? !But the princess has no son, and the prince has no son, so you can have a chance too!

Li Wanji: But I am neither my father's legitimate son nor his eldest son, so I basically don't get his attention.Even when my concubine died of illness, I didn't see his feet.

Author silent.

You are indeed not his legitimate son, nor the eldest son.

Because you are not his son, boy!

But I can't say-

Author: Do you still remember the scene where your eldest brother married his wife with a red face?

Li Wanji: ...Although I started to read and write when I was three years old, do you think I remember the scenes and scenes when I was two and a half years old and had to stand on tiptoes to see it? !You touch your conscience, and then ask yourself.Now that you write it, do you still remember my elder brother's character design?

The author touched his conscience and finally felt something.

The author decided to tell the truth: To be honest, I didn't write about your elder brother's character design.In this article, you will kill your elder brother directly after experiencing ups and downs, and his character design will only interfere with my thinking.

Li Wanji: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha——

Author: ... What's wrong with you? !

Li Wanji: To be honest, my eldest brother looks normal, but I still think he is not as lucky as me.

Author: How to say?

Li Wanji: When the father was full of blood, he was a rough boy; when the father's son died of illness, he finally became the eldest son in his eyes; after the father had more children, he was an elder brother who had to take care of his younger siblings ; When the father turned to the previous dynasty and his brothers, he also married the woman he should marry; when the father refocused his attention on his children, he grew crooked.

Author: ...your analysis is okay, continue.

Li Wanji: He fell, and the eldest son of the father lost everything except the most precious surname.Then the father treats all the children equally—in fact, having more children does not mean that there are more women. At that time, the father was only a king, and the number of side concubines and concubines was fixed, and the children of Tongfang were strictly slaves. Well, they didn't even have the qualifications to get the surname of Li - he gradually emerged among his uncles and uncles, and his superficial concern for the child also became indifferent.Three years ago, the emperor's grandfather fell ill. After waking up, his father also became the prince.I started to really hide, under the eyes of my father.

Author: Your Majesty should know your true mask.

Li Wanji smiled slightly: Yes.

The author has something to say:

Today's was written last night

no tomorrow

I want to retreat and take the exam Erh!