[Comprehensive] Teacher Songyang is always committing suicide

"Clap clap."

He was slapped twice on the head.

The body doesn't look like it just fell into the water, it feels extremely dry, but it's just a little... chubby.Songyang managed to hold himself up, and saw two yellow flippers and two hairy legs.

"Clap clap."

The head was slapped twice again.

As his gaze moved up, Songyang saw a round, white creature.It looks a bit like a snow-white penguin, with a yellow duck beak and two big round eyes.Seeing Songyang looking at him, the mysterious creature handed over a piece of paper and held up a wooden sign, which read: [First day in office, do a good job. ]

What takes office?

Songyang took the paper with difficulty, and found that his hand had turned into a penguin-like short hand—what the hell? ——The mysterious creature handed over a temporary labor contract, Party A was Supervisor Gao ○ Shinji, and Party B was "Tuesday's Elizabeth".

[1. Swear to defend Mr. Gui to the death. ]

[2. Swear to the death to defend the dawn of Edo. ]

[3. By the way, Dawn of Edo = Mr. Gui. ]

Songyang's memory fell into unprecedented chaos.

What?Am I a human being or a penguin?Who is Mr. Gui?Where did Mr. Dazai go?

The place where he and Dazai fell into the water happened to be the place where he climbed ashore for the first time.Even though his eyes had already seen the gravel-covered river bottom, his fingertips pierced through a layer of shimmering particles, and then his whole body fell into the huge, soundless river of light.

The next thing I saw was the two hairy legs in front of me.

[Have you brought enough wooden signs for writing? ]

Supervisor Gao ○ Shinji raised a placard and asked.

Songyang touched himself for a while.Strange to say, a creature like "Elizabeth" looks like a person wearing a doll costume, but she doesn't have the real feeling of wearing a doll costume.Whether it's short hands or flippers, it's like a part of your body. Even if you lift up the hem, the position that can be exposed will never exceed the ankle - above the ankle can be called the "absolute domain" exist.

[What are you wondering? ]

Elizabeth, who had bushy legs in front of her, turned over the other side of the wooden sign.

[Elizabeth was originally a creature.After all, the only one who can be Elizabeth in a doll costume is me. ]

In the end, it's just a strange pervert who supervises you.

[Have you read the contract?Hurry up and sign, I have an appointment with Miss Jiang Zi from Hualuan House today, and I am on vacation. ]

Song Yang, who couldn't tell whether he was a human or an unknown creature, signed his name on the temporary labor contract in a daze.

[One copy, take your own. ]

The perverted supervisor who didn't even look at the contract pressed a button, and the round platform Songyang was stepping on shrunk down. He didn't even hold the edge of the round platform firmly, and was sent to the ground by a wonderful beam of light.

In front of him was a leaky log cabin, filled with small colorful buckets, into which rainwater dripped.There were a few warriors with swords sitting sporadically in the corner of the room, and in a slightly drier corner lay a young man with long black hair, coughing intermittently.

"Yi, Elizabeth..." Seeing Song Yang who was poking his head at the door, the straight black young man with an ice pack on his forehead stretched out his hand tremblingly, "You, are you back? Your father's funeral has been arranged Is it okay to rest for a few more days? Cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough—"

"Mr. Gui!" A samurai rushed over to help him, "Don't force it! It's better to lie down and recuperate!"

... No, that rubbish supervisor asked for leave to pick up a woman, and it's not a reason for grief like going home to bury his father.

It seems that Mr. Gui is the one I need to "defend to the death".Seeing the young man bouncing back and forth on the quilt with a cough, Songyang stood behind the door and watched, feeling a little bit of pain in his heart.

Strange to say.Obviously, I came to an inexplicable place for no reason, and turned into an inexplicable creature. Seeing a bunch of inexplicable people, I feel familiar with a stranger I have never met before.

Songyang opened the door a little wider so that his whole goose could squeeze in.He stretched out his short hand and patted the young man's back slowly, it seemed that the strength was just right, Gui finally breathed a sigh of relief.

It seemed that he had suffered from some serious illness. The young man was burning so badly that he was so soft that he had no strength at all.Songyang put an ice pack on his forehead again, and Gui also seemed to be very tired, and lay down with his eyes closed.

"Mr. Gui is just too tired..." The samurai next to him burst into tears, "Now the city is full of wanted men, and it is not easy to take Mr. to the hospital. Whether this situation can continue..."

Songyang searched his body for a long time before finding the wooden sign for writing in the mystery pocket.

[Can you ask a doctor to come and diagnose? ]

"It's useless. In this world, it's very difficult for any doctor to dare to treat people with lofty ideals."

Is it actually a person with lofty ideals... Matsuyo has seen this word in Dazai's collection, and it seems that he is a person who is struggling to change in an extremely turbulent history.

[In this way, it is really difficult to handle. ]

Gui put his head on the pillow, turned his head to see him writing, and asked curiously, "Elizabeth, do you know how to use honorifics?"

Songyang patted him lightly, meaning to let him lie down and not interrupt.It was inconvenient for him to write with his small short hand, and it took him a long time to write a sentence, and the people in the room were waiting staring at each other.

[Does Mr. Gui have any trustworthy friends who are outside the team of patriots? ]

"Ah, there are—"

Before the samurai could finish speaking, he heard the sound of a cannon outside the cabin, accompanied by the roar of "Shisengumi routine inspection!", and half the room was blown away.

"Mr. Elizabeth, please take Mr. Gui to retreat!" The few remaining warriors drew their swords one after another, "We are here to buy you time, don't worry, we will get away soon!"

I've heard of the Shinsengumi but haven't heard of the Shinsengumi, but it's probably an organization like the police?Songyang immediately bent over and carried Gui on his back, kicked open the window and ran away.

Outside is a gray looking old street. On both sides of the street are not the apartment buildings and modern convenience stores he recognizes, but horizontal houses and wooden buildings that look very historic.It's still raining—speaking of which, it seems that the rain has never stopped today. Mr. Gui is still sick. Will his condition get worse if this continues?

"Cough, cough...Elizabeth, it seems that this is the end of the two of us...The cause of change has just begun, but I have already run out of fuel. I really, really can't be reconciled..."

Gui lay on his back dripping wet.His condition is not good, the heat of the fever can almost spread to Songyang.But soon, he cheered up again, raised his upper body and punched and shouted:

"Wind! Rain! Come more violently! The seeds of hope have been sown! The dawn of Edo will not lose to a mere storm!! As long as I can reach the castle of Her Royal Highness, let me, Uncle Mayo It's easy to step on tens of thousands of slimy and disgusting mushrooms!"

...This kid didn't know what he was babbling from just now.But since he is here, nothing will happen to Gui.

After running for a long time, Songyang saw that there were no uniformed people chasing after him, so he found a secluded alley and put Gui under the eaves to keep out the rain.

[Mr. Gui, do you have any friends you can turn to? ]

Gui sat on someone's outdoor air conditioner and meditated intently. When Songyang couldn't help but want to jump up and shoot him, he suddenly opened his eyes and said, "Yes! His Highness Jisong's ramen shop seems to be here. Nearby. Before I die, I would like to see my wife once more, His Royal Highness..."

Because of Gui's status as a wanted criminal, Songyang first used the 10 yen he found under the vending machine to ask a child to help them deliver Gui's letter to Jisong.After waiting for about 5 minutes, the back door of the ramen shop was slightly opened, and a woman with a pretty face quietly waved to them from the door.

Ji Song is the proprietress of the ramen shop. She hid them in the raw material warehouse of the ramen shop. After leaving a set of clean clothes, she whispered: "I'm sorry, I have to stay in the shop to entertain customers—"

[Please don't worry too much about us, we are already very grateful for taking us in. ]

Ji Song stared at the wooden sign for a moment, then turned to ask Gui: "When did your pet start writing honorifics?"

It has been almost half a day since he became Elizabeth, and Songyang has more or less adapted to his short hands without fingers and his chubby figure. After helping Gui change his wet clothes, he wrapped his long wet hair with a dry cloth twice , and then refilled the cold water bag on his head.When doing this, the familiar feeling came to my heart again, and the movements of my hands became gentler, just like treating a weak child.

Gui seemed delighted to be served. She was sitting wrapped in a quilt in the dry corner of the ingredients warehouse, and seeing Songyang hanging the wet clothes on a rope, she suddenly said, "You're not Elizabeth, are you?"

Song Yang froze for a moment, then turned to look at him.

"Although Elizabeth is my best friend, she is still a rough guy with hairy legs after all. It is indeed not such a delicate and reserved character. Others may not notice it, but for me who get along with Elizabeth day and night, such a change is very important. If you can’t detect it, you’re calling yourself a friend in vain.”

It was discovered so quickly.Songyang took out a small wooden sign and was about to write "Actually, I'm a temporary worker on duty on Tuesday", when Gui coughed twice and said, "It's really a pleasure to meet you. You are Elizabeth's wife, right?"

Songyang: ^_^####

Gui was still saying, "My husband is taking care of your father's funeral, but he can't worry about me, so please come and take care of me? Oh, I really have to worry about him."

[It's not. ]

"Haha where is it? Although I have little knowledge, my nose is extremely sensitive to the smell of married women. For example, if you smell the smell of the wind on the women's clothes hanging on the balcony, you can tell how many wives there are in this house, probably What age are they all?"

...What a perverted thing this man said with that straight face.Although he escaped from the police just now, is it still too late to call the police?