[Comprehensive] Teacher Songyang is always committing suicide

"It's okay! Anyway, I will definitely be by the teacher's side on Tuesday." Gui held his big head, as if he was quite happy, "Teacher, I found that since my head got bigger, I don't need an umbrella on rainy days—"

Songyang patted the silly boy's head lovingly.Fortunately, after that day, Gui's head did not continue to grow bigger. When staying in Songyang, he had to stand on tiptoe to touch the size of the top of his head.

When the so-called "Number One Breast Enhancement Company in the Universe" held its third anniversary celebration in Edo, Matsuyo followed Gintoki and Katsura and sneaked into the scene.

There was a spectacular long queue outside the ceremony, there were Edo women who came here to ask for a bottle of breast enhancement tea, and there were also people who found that the medicine was not working and complained for a refund.The weather was a bit cold, so Songyang buried his mouth in his scarf and tucked his hands into his sleeves. While queuing up, he was bored flipping through the "jump" that he was holding when he helped Yin.

As a wanted criminal, Gui's big head is a little more conspicuous, and he disguised himself as Elizabeth and followed Songyang.Facts have proved that his decision is really brilliant, because when they were still queuing to enter, a pair of shiny handcuffs were handcuffed to Gui's short hands.

"Okay~ I caught the accomplices of the rogues, everyone calls it a day~"

The chestnut-haired boy with headphones plugged in his ears lazily blew a bubble, dragged Gui with Elizabeth's skin on his back, and walked towards the police car.

Unfortunately, at this moment Yinshi ran to the front of the team to scout the enemy.Gui obviously didn't expect to encounter a natural enemy here, but when he wanted to escape, he tripped over the shoes of Elizabeth's costume and lost the best time to escape.

"Well, I'm sorry, Mr. Policeman, this is my pet."

Song Yang grabbed the iron chain in the middle of the handcuffs, and smiled apologetically at the chestnut-haired boy.

The chestnut-haired boy didn't take it seriously at first, and pulled the handcuffs in his hand a little, but didn't pull them.

He blinked and tried his best secretly, but he still didn't pull.

"Eh--"

The chestnut-haired boy tilted his head, shook off the earphone on one side, and shifted his gaze from Elizabeth to Songyang's face.

"Is this type of pet popular in Edo recently? That's great, I want to buy one too."

"Yes, Mr. Police, didn't you watch the shopping channel? This is a new breed cultivated by heaven and man." Songyang frowned, "The temper is very gentle, and it is a type that is very suitable for domestication."

"After what you said, I want to try raising one too. The sows at home only know how to call spring all day long. They clearly said that they must get my consent before they can go to the toilet, but they still can't help but want to defecate everywhere. It's really unbearable. Use it, no matter how you teach it, you can’t teach it well.”

...Although the boy's eyes were pure and sincere, he always felt that he said something very bad.

Feeling Gui's small short hand tightening around him, Songyang turned his head, and a black-haired young man in a Shinsengumi uniform also came from the other side of the line.

"Are you still deserting at this juncture, and want to lose your head? Zong Wu!" The black-haired young man was holding a cigarette in his mouth, cursing, "The general's convoy is coming soon, and you still—"

Noticing the crowd in line curiously listening to him, he immediately stopped talking, almost biting his own tongue.Seeing Elizabeth beside Okita, the black-haired young man took down the cigarette butt, and said with a displeased face: "Hey, have you seen you somewhere? You are not the one who always follows Gui, that... Sha... Monali Sarah..."

Gui raised a sign: [It's not the Mona Lisa, it's Gui! ]

Song Yang, who had no time to stop him: ... Xiao, Xiao Taro? !

Okita said, "It's not the Mona Lisa, her name is Isabel, idiot Hijikata."

Gui raised the sign: [It's not Isabel, it's Gui! ]

Hijikata: "... By the way, a certain person revealed his identity in just an instant, right? Souwu, are you dawdling here, doing Tai Chi with a wanted criminal?"

Okita curled his lips, and pointed at him the handcuffs that were still held by the iron chain in Songyang's hand. With a sudden force, the iron chain broke in two from the part Songyang was holding.

"It's not that I don't want to catch it, it's that there are enthusiastic citizens who don't want to. Is it okay to enforce it? Won't you see Mr. Hijikata's name on tomorrow's list of tax thieves?"

The man called Hijikata obviously had a more important task, so he gave a "tsk" impatiently, and gestured to the patrolling soldiers behind him, and the policemen in Shinsengumi uniforms crowded around him.

"Teacher, in fact, it doesn't matter if I get arrested. I can usually run out within a month." Gui wept sadly, and whispered goodbye to Songyang, "It's just that my head has grown so much now, Whether it is digging tunnels or cutting railings, it takes twice as much effort, so won't my delicate hands get a lot of blisters?"

...Although he wanted to say that his focus was not the same as before, Songyang still comforted him in a low voice before the soldiers surrounded him: "If it is the worst situation, I will buy white wine and hand cream and wait for you to come back .”

"Will white wine hurt blisters?" Gui worried.

"It won't hurt for a long time. Before you get well, the teacher will try to do housework as much as possible, so that your delicate hands won't even touch the washing water."

If Yinshi was here at this moment, he would definitely show the disgusted expression of "the teacher will spoil this guy almost to heaven".Only Gui was soothed unknowingly, like a pupil answering: "Okay—"

The black-haired young man was smoking a cigarette all the time, watching the two of them whisper incomprehensibly with indifferent eyes.Just as he was about to order the two of them to take it away together, he finally came back after carrying a lot of things and money.

"Hey, you tax thieves! What do you want to do around other people's wives in broad daylight!!"

Most of Yinshi's curly hair was blown away, and he pushed away the soldiers in the encirclement, stood in front of Songyang and fought with each other: "If you openly harass the citizens, the sense of justice in Ah Yin's chest will not let you go! Anyway, you just watch People are gentle and easy to bully, right?"

Not only Tufang, but more than half of the team members in the Zhenxuan team showed expressions of headaches, and it seemed that they all had a bad relationship with the boss of Wanshiwu.Only Okita took out a small salute from somewhere, sprayed the silver ribbon with a "snap", and glanced at the ribbon: "When did the boss get married? Congratulations."

The ribbon that was sprayed into Yinshi's eyes was so hot that he couldn't open his eyes: "Damn this thing! Don't shoot white, yellow, yellow, sticky things at the faces of enthusiastic citizens on the street, Soichirou-san!"

"It's Zou Wu."

The earthworker's walkie-talkie rang rustlingly for a long time, and he took it aside to listen to it. After listening to it, he reluctantly closed the team, as if he wanted to use manpower to do something important.Before leaving, he glared at Elizabeth viciously, and glared Songyang at the same time, which meant "I'll settle the score with you when I come back".

"Gintoki has a good relationship with Shinsengumi."

"How is it possible! That corrupt police organization..."

Yinshi murmured and put the furry hat on Songyang's head.After buttoning the hat, he pulled Songyang's hands out of the sleeves and put on woolen gloves.There is still a tag hanging on the gloves, it seems that they just went to buy them.

"Thank you." Songyang's eyes exposed outside the scarf are curved, "Would it be warmer if we were close together?"

He noticed that Yin Shi had been sneezing and running nose since the very beginning.When Songyang hugged the fat Elizabeth and put his other arm around Yin, the three of them leaned together warmly.Even Gintoki, who was so awkward to death, obediently remained silent.

When we were young, we went to visit the shrine together, and when it snowed at the beginning of the New Year, Songyang would bend down and hug the children by his side, for fear that they would freeze.

"One day, Jinsuke will come back."

Song Yang whispered to himself.

Gui moved a bit, as if he wanted to say something, but after struggling for a long time, he held back.He kept holding back these words until he finished queuing up and entered the ceremony venue, and finally found an empty table in Songyang to sit down, he said "I want to go to the bathroom", and dragged Yinshi up.

"...If you want to go to the toilet, you can go by yourself?? You also go hand in hand with Ah Yin, are you a female high school student?"

In Songyang's exclamation of "the relationship is so good", Gui dragged Yinshi to a corner where Songyang could not see.Yinshi grabbed the curly hair a little anxiously, and said, "What are you going to say? You can't leave the teacher there alone for too long, or you will catch some strange uncle or hungry old woman."

Gui opened Elizabeth's mouth, revealing half of her face, with a serious expression: "Yinshi, I went to meet Gao Shan."

Yin Shi was stunned for a moment, "When did you—"

"When I went to the Kyoto Manshiya Group——I told my teacher that, but I actually returned to the Choshu Domain. I heard from my partner that the ghost army is currently resting there."

Probably because the expression on Yinshi's face was too unbelievable, Gui said, "Don't you think I'm actually going to cash the check? Do you think I'm an idiot?"

……do not you? !

"So?" Yinshi said, "Did you tell that guy that the teacher is here? Is that dead teacher Aoshan excited enough to dance on the table? Did you record it?"

"I... don't feel so good." Gui Rarely stammered, "I just tested, 'Do you think it's possible that the teacher is still alive?', that guy just smiled inexplicably—"

In fact, even when the members of the Ghost Soldier Team escorted Gao Shan with a knife, Gui's heart was still as stable as an old dog.But when he said the word "teacher", the purple-haired man's indifferent expression completely changed.

"Which teacher?"

The man said with a low laugh, his green one-eyed lifted up from the pipe leisurely, and his eyes fell on Gui's face.

With an understated tone of voice, there is almost deep-seated hatred and mania in his eyes.

"——I didn't go on at the time." Gui said, "Maybe it's not a good time... I think so. If there is really a misunderstanding between the teacher and that guy, maybe one day when we are both present, let us It will be better if Takasugi gets in touch with the teacher slowly."

Gintoki crossed his arms, showing a rare expression of long thought.

Just because they were the closest classmates and friends since they were young, the two of them knew better than anyone else that it would be difficult to drag that man back from the Shura Road no matter how many jokes they made about "Short Cedar" and "Yakult".

One step wrong, step by step wrong.

From the night when Songyang was taken away, Shinsuke Takasugi never looked back.

Started the wrong war, killed people who didn't deserve to die at all, and still lost their teacher in the end.He forced himself to live to avenge, continue to wage wrong wars, and then die more completely undeserving people.He still didn't die, and continued to take revenge...

Shura Dao is not a dark road that ends in one place, but an endless Mobius ring.This ring cannot end until either the world or himself is completely destroyed.

"You're right. Whether there's a misunderstanding or not, if the teacher bumps into that guy in this 'my student is the best in the world' state, who knows what he'll do."

Yinshi said lightly, raising his eyes to search for Songyang's figure in the crowd.After searching for a long time but not finding anyone, he suddenly propped himself up from the wall, pushed away the crowded crowd with his shoulders, and looked at the table where Songyang was sitting.

The table was crowded with people in Shinsengumi uniforms.

Huge veins popped out on the silver-haired man's forehead: "...So what do you bastards want to do to their wives?!!!!"